I Am Snarky

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 27 People

    Girl from school: kitty you look like a

    skeleton eat a sandwich b***** Me: skeletons are cool so thanks It's either be snarky or go cry I choose snarky
    toxicvampirekitty toxicvampirekitty
    18-21, F
    Jun 18, 2015

    What gave it away? But then it's to be

    expected. A choice is required after all. It's either get snarky, or roll over and be someones poodle.
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels
    46-50, M
    Sep 23, 2014

    My Brother Said It Best

    "It's better to be a smartas$ than a dumbas$."
    SmartKat SmartKat
    46-50, F
    Jan 27, 2013

    Woman in accounting to me: "I know I messed up

    your invoice again - how about we just estimate what you owe towards the end of each month and hopefully that'll be right, is that ok?" Me: "No, that unfortunately doesn't work for me. I like to keep accurate books, especially for tax-deductible things like this monthly bill...
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Mar 3, 2016

    I Love Being Snarky!

    Yes, it's true! But I've always defined it in a much more pleasant manner.... snark·y (snärk) adj. snark·i·er, snark·i·est Slang 1. Rudely sarcastic or disrespectful; snide. 2. Irritable or short-tempered; irascible. [From dialectal snark, to nag, from snark, snork, to...
    LBorden LBorden
    41-45, F
    Apr 16, 2011
    cashetty69 cashetty69
    51-55, M
    Nov 5, 2015

    Husband to me: "Watching cooking shows is

    stupid; why not actually cook something for real? You know how." Me: "Watching football is stupid; why not get up and actually play a sport for real? You know how." It goes both ways.
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Mar 3, 2016
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