I Am So Cool It Hurts

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 192 People

    I fall a lot but each time I almost give myself

    an accidentally concussion I float effortlessly to the floor so fabulously people can only stare.......yeah that's the long way of sayin I am EXTREMELY clumsy and awkward ^_^
    unicornwrestler unicornwrestler
    16-17, M
    Feb 21, 2015

    Don't Hate!!! ...

    Don't hate!!! im hella cool
    sararuthizi sararuthizi
    26-30, F
    Jan 18, 2007

    Uh, Yea! I Mean, Come On! ...

    uh, yea! i mean, come on! im the vocalist of One More Broken Promise! of course im kool! and it indeed does hurt sometimes!
    NuntiusMortui NuntiusMortui
    16-17, M
    Jul 12, 2007

    Well I Have the Aircon On &...

    Well I have the aircon on & it's making my bones sore..... lol
    caroli9 caroli9
    41-45, F
    Jan 18, 2007

    I feel super famous every time I log into ep.

    I mean, I'm not, I'm just another annoying kid here. But at least SOME people like me xD
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Sep 21, 2015

    Unfortunately, It Just Doesn&#...

    Unfortunately, it just doesn't seem to be hurting anyone ELSE right now.
    sondosia sondosia
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 12, 2007

    Anyone That Does This Is Just ...

    Anyone that does this is just vain.
    themiget themiget
    16-17, M
    Jan 17, 2007

    It really does hurt. From the moment I wake up

    and I am aware of my perfect body and mind my heart falls in love with itself but since I am one and not two it can't be satisfied. People don't understand. So I figure I do humanity a favor and spread my perfection around to those who deserve it.
    UranusIsHeinous UranusIsHeinous
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 9, 2015

    honestly. I'm just so cool.

    like damn. i wasn't me so I can meet myself and just call me cool all day
    allthelove allthelove
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 23, 2015

    I Really Am!

    Kidding! I joined just cause the logo made me laugh out loud! I'm not THAT cool but I wanna be!
    btrflysfound btrflysfound
    2 Responses Aug 31, 2008

    Reading i comic books And haven't received a

    text from my friends in 2 summers😎 I'm so cool I sizzle😎
    TannerOscar TannerOscar
    18-21, M
    Aug 4, 2015

    They didn't know it could snow indoors

    until I came in the room.
    KingLaserDestroyer KingLaserDestroyer
    18-21, M
    May 13, 2015

    Just choked on my own laugh,

    the swag is unbearable right now
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Feb 20, 2015

    An Elusive Target

    Since coolness is based on indifference to image and the opinion of others, the minute you start thinking you're cool - you cease to be - by definition.  What is fun though are those rare moments when you see yourself objectively through foreign eyes and realize - however...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    14 Responses Jul 12, 2007

    Hell Know Im So Far From It!

    Hell know im so far from it! I have never been cool n never really wanted to be! It is to uch hassle being the object of everyones desires! just think of the money you would have to spend on new clothes, make up etc im far to broke for all that jazz!
    sazead sazead
    22-25, F
    Apr 14, 2007

    Psh lol I'm not that cool u just need

    confidence almost a lot of people don't have confidence do to things and so you don't have it I'm not able to be there and help you.through so many tough things just project out who you really are and I'm not getting this **** from ads I'm getting this from my experience.
    13-15, M
    Nov 23, 2014

    Oh My Goodness! ...

    Oh my goodness! Don't make me laugh. I consider myself a nerd. I am silly and have a bit of a sarcastic humor. I don't really know what the definition of cool is.
    blueeyedmom blueeyedmom
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 14, 2007

    Eh...not Really!!!i Suppose Im...

    eh...not really!!!i suppose im a pretty popular person, but thats popular as in universally well-liked as opposed to those people in the 'popular group' that so many people actually hate.
    chocolatesmile chocolatesmile
    18-21, F
    Apr 14, 2007


    I am so cool that I freeze all the water balloons thrown at me in our virtual water fights LOL. I love you guys!!!
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    1 Response Apr 20, 2010


    22-25, M
    7 Responses Sep 20, 2014


    I always thought I was really the coolest person alive. Basicly. =) hehe ^_~
    Trixies Trixies
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 26, 2007

    No I Think Im Far From Cool......

    No I Think Im Far From Cool...I Mean Im Cool In My On Way ... Everybody Is .. But Nope I Don't Think Im So Cool It Hurts!!!
    lifenotknife lifenotknife
    22-25, F
    Jan 18, 2007

    My Own Brand Of Cool

    If I need to explain it to you on just how cool I am.Then you just don't get it...
    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Aug 10, 2011

    Wearing my Abbey Road Beatles tshirt

    and listening to them on my record player B-)
    LFCno1 LFCno1
    22-25, M
    Jul 29, 2015

    No I Have Many Friends, But I ...

    No I have many friends, but I am not too cool to always have more and I don't stay in my comfort zone .I have alot of diverse friends because I think everyone has valid opinions and ideas.
    windy windy
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 14, 2007

    No Am Soooo Geeky It Hurts, Wh...

    no am soooo geeky it hurts, why else do you think i would be doin this interview???
    ameilia ameilia
    26-30, F
    Apr 14, 2007

    I got so upset and cold ,

    getting know as my best friend is so jealous and arrogant! She broke my heart! I won't let her come in to my life any more! Even stop chatting and saying hi to my daughter! I thought she is same as me. Seems like she isn't!
    princessmummy2012 princessmummy2012
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 14, 2013
    myselfistheworse myselfistheworse
    16-17, F
    Oct 19, 2014

    I'm Not Sure About It Hurt...

    I'm not sure about it hurting, but I am definitely awesome.
    Lexislinda Lexislinda
    31-35, F
    Jul 5, 2007

    I was walking down the hallway leading to our

    canteen and noticed a girl looking at my direction. First I ignored her because I wasn't sure if im the one she was looking at but then she approached me and said, "Hey you look so cool 😆" I was dumb founded unable to answer her... I smiled and went to the comfort room and...
    Penshoppe00 Penshoppe00
    1 Response May 5, 2015

    A Lot of Times, Yes.  My ...

    A lot of times, yes.  My kids are always telling me:  "You're cool, mom".  I'm easy-going and just try to get along with everybody and if that makes me cool then so be it!  As far as it hurts, yeah, sometimes it does, because I'll get myself...
    silvermystics silvermystics
    51-55, F
    1 Response Jul 12, 2007

    Cuz I got da money to be.

    Spending my paycheck on crack. Gonna have a huge party
    thehater thehater
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 7, 2014

    Anyone Who Would Actually Say ...

    anyone who would actually say they are so cool it hurts must be a ****, what an arrogant thing to say, whoever you are get over it people probably dont like you half as much as your over inflated ego thinks they do
    pixiedust pixiedust
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 18, 2007
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