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I Am So Drunk Right Now Yay

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    Drunk texting is bad.

    But I do it anyway.
    emelon12 emelon12 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 10, 2014

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    Started Classy, Ended Horribly

    I had some rather nice gin earlier tonight. Once the gin ran out, I started drinking something my girlfriend stuck in the back of the fridge called Limearita. It's almost like somebody made the effort to hold a bucket under Satan's sweaty testicles, added a dash of battery acid...
    stealthisbook stealthisbook 26-30 1 Response Nov 25, 2012

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    Yeah Dude

    i hate to admit this, but i do this a lot. im 16, and i get drunk alot by myself. actually, im drunk right now and loving it. im sorry everyone that cares about me...  no one knows i do this. im not addicted, i swear im not. but this could become a problem.
    xinthescene xinthescene 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    I'm drunk and I would just like to say god

    hates me and is a ******* bastard good day
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 27

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    AnjaM98 AnjaM98 18-21, F Aug 11, 2014

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    I'm sticky I think wine went on my face.

    .... OK WHO PUT WINE ON MY FACE omg x3
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 27

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    T.U.I. ((Typing Under The Influence))

    I thought I might spare a few random thoughts ((lol)) I am sooooo faded right now typing should be illegal!!! I usually proof read my stories bc I have to type fast enough to keep up with my thoughts buuuuut tonight fck it! Thats the motto right now... actually it's YOLO which is...
    JulianLucci JulianLucci 26-30, M May 8, 2013

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    Im also high. ATM....

    .............
    bvbarmy0517 bvbarmy0517 16-17, T 1 Response Aug 11, 2014

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    :)

    I'm not drunk yet, but I'm getting there. :) Yeah babeyyy. I want to let go of this ******* horrible mood I've been in for the last 3 months?? Even if I can just let go of it for a few hours...
    xinthescene xinthescene 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 26, 2009

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    Cumbria.

    basically i went on a normal night out in newcastle, woke up in whitehaven and to this day have no idea how i got there or who the people were that were also in the house fun times
    kaaayl kaaayl 18-21 May 8, 2011

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    Bad Experiences

    I am trying to drown out **** in my life. I drink at work and at home even more. I am a bad mother and I think I am turning into an alcoholic.
    hiya42 hiya42 26-30 7 Responses Jun 18, 2009

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    I am sooooo drunk right

    now it's insane. I can't even feel my legs. Thanks goodness for autocorrect ha
    Ashclo Ashclo 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    I is well drunk. That was all

    but they said it was too short. More of an experience needed. I just ate a homemade burger.
    IsleofSophia IsleofSophia 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    Drunk

    Drunk,Never been so pissed,In all my life,Can't stand up,Falling over,Creating a rumble,Oh what fun,Isn't this a party!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 28, 2011

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    Oh good crabs. I am out with charlie my good

    friend and two canadian interns. Very drunk. πŸ˜‘ Now i feel like, and my thoughts are way better than when i am not drunk. I like Phil very much. And we kind of feel the same way. Atleast that is what he told me. Bit he is leaving. Oh crap. Sweet nothings. We had sex like...
    iamnotshy iamnotshy 22-25 1 Response Nov 28, 2014

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    I Was Going To Shop But...

    I was going to shop on e=bay, but I am so drunk right now that I didn't want to spend money. I can barely see my computer screen. My husband and I went out and had a few drinks too many. Our kids our grown and out of the house, so what's the harm in having fun?
    rkob890 rkob890 46-50 1 Response Jul 8, 2010

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    I Am Drunk !!

    I am sssssso drunk right now In am having trouble using the keyboard
    Sharna123456 Sharna123456 51-55 Aug 22, 2009

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    I Swear I'm Sober

    Also I love Lain, is that Lain that is our logo.  I am so not drunk right now though, totally sober, just waiting for my husband to get home.
    skatc skatc 26-30 Jul 30, 2009

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    Drunkk

    drunk because i dont know who i am anymore.. drunk because i needed to be so i could feel happy for one single minute. i need to figure myself out. i want to be free.
    tansy390 tansy390 18-21 1 Response May 26, 2010

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    Bottoms Up :)

    I'm smashed wasted whatecevr u wanna call it lmao I freakinf love to drink. No one is awakee boo!!! what do I do??? I'm so bored!!!!
    LoverInTheClouds LoverInTheClouds 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2010

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    the only thing that stops my thoughts is

    alcohol here is a poem about it I hate my brain I hate my thoughts I want to die I want to rot I hate my hate I hate my aura full of holes I wished I died back then when I tried I hate god I hate jesus too they hate me I hate you they let a 10 year old feel such...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 27

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    No, i am no really, but i was last night,

    as an experiment. Wait no, my dad bought me some alcohol. And so i got very drunk. So, i was talking to my friend on here and now when i red it, i mean OMG. I created a new language, and told him some stuff, that i think about him, that i shouldnt have.... I mean, really
    AnjaM98 AnjaM98 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2014

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    I'm Drunk

    Everything's blurry. I've had 12 shots of rum which has 40% alcohol/vol. I'm so dizzy. I don't know how far I am from being black-out drunk. I can still type this post if I monitor myself. I'm making lots of mistakes but correcting myself. You're not seeing it. I'm trying to be...
    chrysalid chrysalid 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2013

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    I Don't Usually Do This

    but today was painful I had to numb it I have no one to call it is just me and the night He went to sleep because he thinks I'm weak I wanted to make it better so I drank It feels warm and I want to sleep too. I will never do this again as long as the pain stops.  ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2009

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    Drunk While Vacationing

    vacation spot isn't as fun as planned so made up for it with my fsvorite hobby, drinking. Β Looking for online communities of drunk people to commiserate with but the problem is you people keep sobering up and disapppearing ffrom threads. Β 'nioght, all.
    jillybelly79 jillybelly79 31-35 Nov 5, 2011

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    deleted deleted 26-30 May 27

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    Amsterdam And Orange Juice

    And I keep jumpng between 2 songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0M4HtLl40&feature=related And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0M4HtLl40&feature=related lol man I can think pretty clearly but my body feels so heavy. its as if its not my own body. i dono. shiiiiit **** it...
    Krie Krie 22-25 Oct 28, 2011

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    Been So Long

    Its been over a year since i have been last drunk haha.. althog why im i not making more typos ?? feel like fyliing :D there shuld be a OMG im drunk opinion on fb so that it would delete all the post made whilu undet the influence.
    AmonRa89 AmonRa89 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 21, 2012

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    Sofucked

    k im sorry for the profanity its just that im quite EXTREMELY drunk and its taking like 5 min to write each word and i reallt messed up tonoght i really messed up. Have you ever drank a shitload and then done something you totally regret? yes tat would be me right about now.
    taytay77 taytay77 16-17 May 26, 2012

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    damn so many messed up stuffs going on right now I desperately need a BREAK! a break away from my life and my MIND. I wish I had a mute button. I keep thinking and its driving me...
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    I am battling depression I get bullied at school for being overweight and not pretty like the other girls my mom and "dad" had been together for 20 years and my mom just found out...
    Renny1026 Renny1026 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    y'all I'm so ****** drunk ugh
    WonderStruckLove WonderStruckLove 13-15, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    is there anyone who can talk to me right now???...im bored πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
    redre22 redre22 18-21, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm really in a lot of emotional pain right now wish sth could earse it all I don't know if words could explain sth
    emmadarko emmadarko 22-25, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm going into my senior year of high school and have the stresses of learning how to drive, getting a job, figuring out my career and college. It's all so hard for me. I'm nervous...
    JesusismySaviour JesusismySaviour 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    So wet right now. Eff me with your words boys
    dirtybb dirtybb 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I am at a point in my life where everything seems to be changing quickly. I am sort of in between being a little girl and being a young woman. I am 13 years old and things are...
    danielle1357 danielle1357 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Life has been one giant whirlwind mess lately. I quite my job, was gone for two straight weeks for different camps, came back for a week and packed all of my stuff for school and...
    LittleMsGreenEyes LittleMsGreenEyes 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Right now I am wearing a short black PU dress with stripes. Also my black knee high boots. This feels so very comfortable right now. I could wear it all day.
    12rak38 12rak38 36-40, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Yes, I am aroused right now! πŸ˜‹πŸ˜›πŸ˜‰
    Vladtheimpaler69 Vladtheimpaler69 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Whiskey, pay for your soul I said that women il' pay for your heart Well you take the bottle Now I can't tell them apart Well girls to the left of me, girls to the right I ain't...
    NotQuiteRite NotQuiteRite 51-55, M