I Am So Drunk Right Now Yay

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    I Swear I'm Sober

    Also I love Lain, is that Lain that is our logo.  I am so not drunk right now though, totally sober, just waiting for my husband to get home.
    skatc skatc
    26-30
    Jul 30, 2009

    Started Classy, Ended Horribly

    I had some rather nice gin earlier tonight. Once the gin ran out, I started drinking something my girlfriend stuck in the back of the fridge called Limearita. It's almost like somebody made the effort to hold a bucket under Satan's sweaty testicles, added a dash of battery acid...
    stealthisbook stealthisbook
    26-30
    Nov 25, 2012
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 27, 2015

    Been So Long

    Its been over a year since i have been last drunk haha.. althog why im i not making more typos ?? feel like fyliing :D there shuld be a OMG im drunk opinion on fb so that it would delete all the post made whilu undet the influence.
    AmonRa89 AmonRa89
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 21, 2012

    Lol but I can still say the alphabet backwards,

    walk a straight line, type very fast without many errors, and act somewhat coherent, so I guess I am not doing too badly??
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 24, 2015

    Oh good crabs. I am out with charlie my good

    friend and two canadian interns. Very drunk. 😑 Now i feel like, and my thoughts are way better than when i am not drunk. I like Phil very much. And we kind of feel the same way. Atleast that is what he told me. Bit he is leaving. Oh crap. Sweet nothings. We had sex like...
    iamnotshy iamnotshy
    22-25
    1 Response Nov 28, 2014

    Drunk While Vacationing

    vacation spot isn't as fun as planned so made up for it with my fsvorite hobby, drinking.  Looking for online communities of drunk people to commiserate with but the problem is you people keep sobering up and disapppearing ffrom threads.  'nioght, all.
    jillybelly79 jillybelly79
    31-35
    Nov 5, 2011

    I Am Drunk !!

    I am sssssso drunk right now In am having trouble using the keyboard
    Sharna123456 Sharna123456
    51-55
    Aug 22, 2009

    Drunk texting is bad.

    But I do it anyway.
    emelon12 emelon12
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 10, 2014

    :)

    I'm not drunk yet, but I'm getting there. :) Yeah babeyyy. I want to let go of this ******* horrible mood I've been in for the last 3 months?? Even if I can just let go of it for a few hours...
    xinthescene xinthescene
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 26, 2009

    Bottoms Up :)

    I'm smashed wasted whatecevr u wanna call it lmao I freakinf love to drink. No one is awakee boo!!! what do I do??? I'm so bored!!!!
    LoverInTheClouds LoverInTheClouds
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 25, 2010

    haha. yes again. i am

    so sorry EP. im apologizing in advance for my rants <3
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Mar 25

    I'm drunk and I would just like to say god

    hates me and is a ******* bastard good day
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 27, 2015

    OMG! I am at my son's.

    vast meal consumed! Grandchild full of laughs! Son and daughter in law, full of the giggles. And this old boy is pleasantly merry! If your evening is half as good as mine right now, woo hoo!!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    1 Response Mar 8
    NotinWonderland NotinWonderland
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Sep 23, 2015

    Sofucked

    k im sorry for the profanity its just that im quite EXTREMELY drunk and its taking like 5 min to write each word and i reallt messed up tonoght i really messed up. Have you ever drank a shitload and then done something you totally regret? yes tat would be me right about now.
    taytay77 taytay77
    16-17
    May 26, 2012

    Bad Experiences

    I am trying to drown out **** in my life. I drink at work and at home even more. I am a bad mother and I think I am turning into an alcoholic.
    hiya42 hiya42
    26-30
    7 Responses Jun 18, 2009

    Drunk

    Drunk,Never been so pissed,In all my life,Can't stand up,Falling over,Creating a rumble,Oh what fun,Isn't this a party!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Nov 28, 2011

    I is well drunk. That was all

    but they said it was too short. More of an experience needed. I just ate a homemade burger.
    IsleofSophia IsleofSophia
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Aug 30, 2014

    I'm sticky I think wine went on my face.

    .... OK WHO PUT WINE ON MY FACE omg x3
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 27, 2015

    I Was Going To Shop But...

    I was going to shop on e=bay, but I am so drunk right now that I didn't want to spend money. I can barely see my computer screen. My husband and I went out and had a few drinks too many. Our kids our grown and out of the house, so what's the harm in having fun?
    rkob890 rkob890
    46-50
    1 Response Jul 8, 2010

    Im also high. ATM....

    .............
    bvbarmy0517 bvbarmy0517
    18-21, T
    1 Response Aug 11, 2014

    Cumbria.

    basically i went on a normal night out in newcastle, woke up in whitehaven and to this day have no idea how i got there or who the people were that were also in the house fun times
    kaaayl kaaayl
    18-21
    May 8, 2011

    Yayyyyyyy. Vodka is a friend of mine,

    and it is doing wonderful things to me. :D
    thecraziestpanda thecraziestpanda
    26-30, M
    Feb 24

    Amsterdam And Orange Juice

    And I keep jumpng between 2 songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0M4HtLl40&feature=related And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0M4HtLl40&feature=related lol man I can think pretty clearly but my body feels so heavy. its as if its not my own body. i dono. shiiiiit **** it...
    Krie Krie
    22-25
    Oct 28, 2011

    T.U.I. ((Typing Under The Influence))

    I thought I might spare a few random thoughts ((lol)) I am sooooo faded right now typing should be illegal!!! I usually proof read my stories bc I have to type fast enough to keep up with my thoughts buuuuut tonight fck it! Thats the motto right now... actually it's YOLO which is...
    HollowBravado HollowBravado
    26-30, M
    May 8, 2013

    Tonight was fun with my group of friends

    and sister. I got drunk, revealed my darkest secrets, revealed the side of me that no one knows exists about me. And I love my neighbor/friend, who my sister and I got drunk with, let us spend the night at her house for tonight. So I now know that I am the kind that laughs for...
    caringsisterof11siblings caringsisterof11siblings
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 16

    the only thing that stops my thoughts is

    alcohol here is a poem about it I hate my brain I hate my thoughts I want to die I want to rot I hate my hate I hate my aura full of holes I wished I died back then when I tried I hate god I hate jesus too they hate me I hate you they let a 10 year old feel such...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 27, 2015

    Yeah Dude

    i hate to admit this, but i do this a lot. im 16, and i get drunk alot by myself. actually, im drunk right now and loving it. im sorry everyone that cares about me...  no one knows i do this. im not addicted, i swear im not. but this could become a problem.
    xinthescene xinthescene
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 7, 2009

    I Don't Usually Do This

    but today was painful I had to numb it I have no one to call it is just me and the night He went to sleep because he thinks I'm weak I wanted to make it better so I drank It feels warm and I want to sleep too. I will never do this again as long as the pain stops.  ...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses May 12, 2009

    Drunkk

    drunk because i dont know who i am anymore.. drunk because i needed to be so i could feel happy for one single minute. i need to figure myself out. i want to be free.
    tansy390 tansy390
    18-21
    May 26, 2010

    I'm Drunk

    Everything's blurry. I've had 12 shots of rum which has 40% alcohol/vol. I'm so dizzy. I don't know how far I am from being black-out drunk. I can still type this post if I monitor myself. I'm making lots of mistakes but correcting myself. You're not seeing it. I'm trying to be...
    chrysalid chrysalid
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 12, 2013
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