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I Am So Drunk Right Now Yay

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    Started Classy, Ended Horribly

    I had some rather nice gin earlier tonight. Once the gin ran out, I started drinking something my girlfriend stuck in the back of the fridge called Limearita. It's almost like somebody made the effort to hold a bucket under Satan's sweaty testicles, added a dash of battery acid...
    stealthisbook stealthisbook 26-30 1 Response Nov 25, 2012

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    Drunk texting is bad.

    But I do it anyway.
    emelon12 emelon12 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 10, 2014

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    No, i am no really, but i was last night,

    as an experiment. Wait no, my dad bought me some alcohol. And so i got very drunk. So, i was talking to my friend on here and now when i red it, i mean OMG. I created a new language, and told him some stuff, that i think about him, that i shouldnt have.... I mean, really
    AnjaM98 AnjaM98 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2014

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    :)

    I'm not drunk yet, but I'm getting there. :) Yeah babeyyy. I want to let go of this ******* horrible mood I've been in for the last 3 months?? Even if I can just let go of it for a few hours...
    xinthescene xinthescene 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 26, 2009

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    I am sooooo drunk right

    now it's insane. I can't even feel my legs. Thanks goodness for autocorrect ha
    Ashclo Ashclo 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    I is well drunk. That was all

    but they said it was too short. More of an experience needed. I just ate a homemade burger.
    IsleofSophia IsleofSophia 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    I Am Drunk !!

    I am sssssso drunk right now In am having trouble using the keyboard
    Sharna123456 Sharna123456 51-55 Aug 22, 2009

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    Im also high. ATM....

    .............
    bvbarmy0517 bvbarmy0517 16-17, T 1 Response Aug 11, 2014

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    Oh good crabs. I am out with charlie my good

    friend and two canadian interns. Very drunk. 😑 Now i feel like, and my thoughts are way better than when i am not drunk. I like Phil very much. And we kind of feel the same way. Atleast that is what he told me. Bit he is leaving. Oh crap. Sweet nothings. We had sex like...
    iamnotshy iamnotshy 22-25 1 Response Nov 28, 2014

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    I Don't Usually Do This

    but today was painful I had to numb it I have no one to call it is just me and the night He went to sleep because he thinks I'm weak I wanted to make it better so I drank It feels warm and I want to sleep too. I will never do this again as long as the pain stops.  ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2009

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    Been So Long

    Its been over a year since i have been last drunk haha.. althog why im i not making more typos ?? feel like fyliing :D there shuld be a OMG im drunk opinion on fb so that it would delete all the post made whilu undet the influence.
    AmonRa89 AmonRa89 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 21, 2012

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    I'm Drunk

    Everything's blurry. I've had 12 shots of rum which has 40% alcohol/vol. I'm so dizzy. I don't know how far I am from being black-out drunk. I can still type this post if I monitor myself. I'm making lots of mistakes but correcting myself. You're not seeing it. I'm trying to be...
    chrysalid chrysalid 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2013

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    Drunk While Vacationing

    vacation spot isn't as fun as planned so made up for it with my fsvorite hobby, drinking.  Looking for online communities of drunk people to commiserate with but the problem is you people keep sobering up and disapppearing ffrom threads.  'nioght, all.
    jillybelly79 jillybelly79 31-35 Nov 5, 2011

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    AnjaM98 AnjaM98 16-17, F Aug 11, 2014

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    Cumbria.

    basically i went on a normal night out in newcastle, woke up in whitehaven and to this day have no idea how i got there or who the people were that were also in the house fun times
    kaaayl kaaayl 18-21 May 8, 2011

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    I Swear I'm Sober

    Also I love Lain, is that Lain that is our logo.  I am so not drunk right now though, totally sober, just waiting for my husband to get home.
    skatc skatc 26-30 Jul 30, 2009

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    Amsterdam And Orange Juice

    And I keep jumpng between 2 songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0M4HtLl40&feature=related And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0M4HtLl40&feature=related lol man I can think pretty clearly but my body feels so heavy. its as if its not my own body. i dono. shiiiiit **** it...
    Krie Krie 22-25 Oct 28, 2011

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    Bottoms Up :)

    I'm smashed wasted whatecevr u wanna call it lmao I freakinf love to drink. No one is awakee boo!!! what do I do??? I'm so bored!!!!
    LoverInTheClouds LoverInTheClouds 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2010

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    T.U.I. ((Typing Under The Influence))

    I thought I might spare a few random thoughts ((lol)) I am sooooo faded right now typing should be illegal!!! I usually proof read my stories bc I have to type fast enough to keep up with my thoughts buuuuut tonight fck it! Thats the motto right now... actually it's YOLO which is...
    JulianLucci JulianLucci 26-30, M May 8, 2013

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    Drunk

    Drunk,Never been so pissed,In all my life,Can't stand up,Falling over,Creating a rumble,Oh what fun,Isn't this a party!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 28, 2011

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    Drunkk

    drunk because i dont know who i am anymore.. drunk because i needed to be so i could feel happy for one single minute. i need to figure myself out. i want to be free.
    tansy390 tansy390 18-21 1 Response May 26, 2010

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    I Was Going To Shop But...

    I was going to shop on e=bay, but I am so drunk right now that I didn't want to spend money. I can barely see my computer screen. My husband and I went out and had a few drinks too many. Our kids our grown and out of the house, so what's the harm in having fun?
    rkob890 rkob890 46-50 1 Response Jul 8, 2010

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    Sofucked

    k im sorry for the profanity its just that im quite EXTREMELY drunk and its taking like 5 min to write each word and i reallt messed up tonoght i really messed up. Have you ever drank a shitload and then done something you totally regret? yes tat would be me right about now.
    taytay77 taytay77 16-17 May 26, 2012

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    Yeah Dude

    i hate to admit this, but i do this a lot. im 16, and i get drunk alot by myself. actually, im drunk right now and loving it. im sorry everyone that cares about me...  no one knows i do this. im not addicted, i swear im not. but this could become a problem.
    xinthescene xinthescene 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    Bad Experiences

    I am trying to drown out **** in my life. I drink at work and at home even more. I am a bad mother and I think I am turning into an alcoholic.
    hiya42 hiya42 26-30 7 Responses Jun 18, 2009

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    I really am right now. If anyone wants to message me feel free :)
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    AndyBabyCupcakes AndyBabyCupcakes 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    is it bad if i really want to cuddle right now? i mean this just came out of nowhere. like hey i wanna cuddle, lets cuddle. i mean is that like bad because i would really use a...
    NoraCipriano NoraCipriano 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I wish you have a good health baby. Wish you're not in that condition right now. Wish that condition that you have right now will just disappear like a bubble.
    Pwriingles Pwriingles 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    It's not a constant thing alright, sometimes distractions and escapism through being here helps and the supportive friends and people who tried to understand. But I realize right...
    EnvysEnemy EnvysEnemy 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 16

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    Hey, I am crying right now again. Frustrations come flooding in again... Why do you have to burden me this way? But I will not consider that. That I was just overwhelmed with what...
    jenny27cruz jenny27cruz 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    The cuddle cravings are ridiculous right now. They haven't been this bad in a while
    Etherealrose Etherealrose 18-21, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm so so so horny I'd love to be forced to eat p***y right now mmmmmm **** yes
    Terrabyte Terrabyte 18-21, M Mar 3

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    So h right now drinking croc gets me so rock h I want you
    Dloveski Dloveski 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 3

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    I am so so h right now lets sx chat
    Dloveski Dloveski 36-40, M Mar 3

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    any girls wanna chat, I'm so wet right now. I really need someone to eat me!!!
    AceTeen123 AceTeen123 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 4

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    Any guys or girls want to trade ? I'm so hard right now an need help
    wimforlife wimforlife 18-21, M Mar 4

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    oh my god I'm hard right now!
    lonelyhorndog lonelyhorndog 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 5

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    Any ladies wish to chat? So wet right now.
    kittykat419 kittykat419 18-21, F 12 Responses Mar 5

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    yesterday my band teacher, fagner, was trying to get us to pit more emotion into our music. ive gotten to where i don't show anything anymore. he then went on to say that bad...
    kingbrizo kingbrizo 18-21 Mar 5

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    I'm dying to have my needs fulfilled right now! I can't wait for the time to take care of myself!
    xfunxgirlx xfunxgirlx 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 6

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    I'm so horny right now someone message me I also have snapchat
    hannah357 hannah357 18-21, M Mar 7

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    soooo hornyyy right now about to masturbat any girl want to help
    teejay93 teejay93 18-21, M Mar 8

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    I'm so horny and wet right now
    moi24 moi24 22-25, F 10 Responses Mar 8

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