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I Am So Drunk Right Now Yay

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    Im also high. ATM....

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    bvbarmy0517 bvbarmy0517 16-17, T 1 Response Aug 11, 2014

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    T.U.I. ((Typing Under The Influence))

    I thought I might spare a few random thoughts ((lol)) I am sooooo faded right now typing should be illegal!!! I usually proof read my stories bc I have to type fast enough to keep up with my thoughts buuuuut tonight fck it! Thats the motto right now... actually it's YOLO which is...
    ActionMax ActionMax 26-30, M May 8, 2013

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    I Swear I'm Sober

    Also I love Lain, is that Lain that is our logo.  I am so not drunk right now though, totally sober, just waiting for my husband to get home.
    skatc skatc 26-30 Jul 30, 2009

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    I am sooooo drunk right

    now it's insane. I can't even feel my legs. Thanks goodness for autocorrect ha
    Ashclo Ashclo 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    Drunkk

    drunk because i dont know who i am anymore.. drunk because i needed to be so i could feel happy for one single minute. i need to figure myself out. i want to be free.
    tansy390 tansy390 18-21 1 Response May 26, 2010

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    No, i am no really, but i was last night,

    as an experiment. Wait no, my dad bought me some alcohol. And so i got very drunk. So, i was talking to my friend on here and now when i red it, i mean OMG. I created a new language, and told him some stuff, that i think about him, that i shouldnt have.... I mean, really
    AnjaM98 AnjaM98 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2014

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    I Was Going To Shop But...

    I was going to shop on e=bay, but I am so drunk right now that I didn't want to spend money. I can barely see my computer screen. My husband and I went out and had a few drinks too many. Our kids our grown and out of the house, so what's the harm in having fun?
    rkob890 rkob890 46-50 1 Response Jul 8, 2010

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    I Don't Usually Do This

    but today was painful I had to numb it I have no one to call it is just me and the night He went to sleep because he thinks I'm weak I wanted to make it better so I drank It feels warm and I want to sleep too. I will never do this again as long as the pain stops.  ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2009

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    :)

    I'm not drunk yet, but I'm getting there. :) Yeah babeyyy. I want to let go of this ******* horrible mood I've been in for the last 3 months?? Even if I can just let go of it for a few hours...
    xinthescene xinthescene 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 26, 2009

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    Amsterdam And Orange Juice

    And I keep jumpng between 2 songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0M4HtLl40&feature=related And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0M4HtLl40&feature=related lol man I can think pretty clearly but my body feels so heavy. its as if its not my own body. i dono. shiiiiit **** it...
    Krie Krie 22-25, M Oct 28, 2011

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    Bottoms Up :)

    I'm smashed wasted whatecevr u wanna call it lmao I freakinf love to drink. No one is awakee boo!!! what do I do??? I'm so bored!!!!
    LoverInTheClouds LoverInTheClouds 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2010

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    I is well drunk. That was all

    but they said it was too short. More of an experience needed. I just ate a homemade burger.
    IsleofSophia IsleofSophia 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

    Not yay. *doublevision*
    Spork75 Spork75 36-40, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Drunk texting is bad.

    But I do it anyway.
    emelon12 emelon12 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 10, 2014

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    Drunk

    Drunk,Never been so pissed,In all my life,Can't stand up,Falling over,Creating a rumble,Oh what fun,Isn't this a party!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 28, 2011

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    Sofucked

    k im sorry for the profanity its just that im quite EXTREMELY drunk and its taking like 5 min to write each word and i reallt messed up tonoght i really messed up. Have you ever drank a shitload and then done something you totally regret? yes tat would be me right about now.
    taytay77 taytay77 16-17 May 26, 2012

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    Been So Long

    Its been over a year since i have been last drunk haha.. althog why im i not making more typos ?? feel like fyliing :D there shuld be a OMG im drunk opinion on fb so that it would delete all the post made whilu undet the influence.
    AmonRa89 AmonRa89 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 21, 2012

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    Bad Experiences

    I am trying to drown out **** in my life. I drink at work and at home even more. I am a bad mother and I think I am turning into an alcoholic.
    hiya42 hiya42 26-30 7 Responses Jun 18, 2009

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    Oh good crabs. I am out with charlie my good

    friend and two canadian interns. Very drunk. ๐Ÿ˜‘ Now i feel like, and my thoughts are way better than when i am not drunk. I like Phil very much. And we kind of feel the same way. Atleast that is what he told me. Bit he is leaving. Oh crap. Sweet nothings. We had sex like...
    Carlson18 Carlson18 22-25 1 Response Nov 28, 2014

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    Cumbria.

    basically i went on a normal night out in newcastle, woke up in whitehaven and to this day have no idea how i got there or who the people were that were also in the house fun times
    kaaayl kaaayl 18-21 May 8, 2011

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    Yeah Dude

    i hate to admit this, but i do this a lot. im 16, and i get drunk alot by myself. actually, im drunk right now and loving it. im sorry everyone that cares about me...  no one knows i do this. im not addicted, i swear im not. but this could become a problem.
    xinthescene xinthescene 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 7, 2009

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    I'm Drunk

    Everything's blurry. I've had 12 shots of rum which has 40% alcohol/vol. I'm so dizzy. I don't know how far I am from being black-out drunk. I can still type this post if I monitor myself. I'm making lots of mistakes but correcting myself. You're not seeing it. I'm trying to be...
    chrysalid chrysalid 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2013

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    I Am Drunk !!

    I am sssssso drunk right now In am having trouble using the keyboard
    Sharna123456 Sharna123456 51-55 Aug 22, 2009

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    Started Classy, Ended Horribly

    I had some rather nice gin earlier tonight. Once the gin ran out, I started drinking something my girlfriend stuck in the back of the fridge called Limearita. It's almost like somebody made the effort to hold a bucket under Satan's sweaty testicles, added a dash of battery acid...
    stealthisbook stealthisbook 26-30 1 Response Nov 25, 2012

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    AnjaM98 AnjaM98 16-17, F Aug 11, 2014

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    Drunk While Vacationing

    vacation spot isn't as fun as planned so made up for it with my fsvorite hobby, drinking. ย Looking for online communities of drunk people to commiserate with but the problem is you people keep sobering up and disapppearing ffrom threads. ย 'nioght, all.
    jillybelly79 jillybelly79 31-35 Nov 5, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    EXPIRED though the shot hurt alot you seemed very relieved, you said now you will always come back to me . well A few years later I happened to run to far , I could not see you...
    youreadwhat youreadwhat 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    UGH is this week over yet?? Literally the week from hell. Not sure what's making it so awful, but I just wanna quit everything. Just stop living to make the pain stop. I have a...
    lizygurl lizygurl 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    Feeling so hurt right now, 2 years ago I sank so low that I'd decided to end my life, and that's when I met my girlfriend, and she transformed my life. She brought me so much...
    Evilmunkee74 Evilmunkee74 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    I am so horny right now message me guys only
    69openmylegs69 69openmylegs69 16-17, M 1 Response Dec 28, 2014

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    I would really appreciate if someone talked to me right now. I feel like I am hitting my breaking point.
    Kiolat Kiolat 18-21, F 6 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    Hey can someone talk to me in PM? Really Sad Right Now..:(
    otherbigkid679 otherbigkid679 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    I am all wound up right now. Who wants to chat and maybe trade some pics??
    m883 m883 31-35, M Dec 29, 2014

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    I'm watching safe haven right now and it's honestly the best movie omg!!! :0
    t3rriv t3rriv 16-17, F Dec 29, 2014

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    I'm really horny right now
    hotty35 hotty35 31-35, M Dec 30, 2014

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    I'm horny right now it's awesome
    haydenpratt haydenpratt 13-15, M Dec 30, 2014

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    oh my god. I need to **** right now I can't take it much longer ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ
    neaana neaana 16-17, F 4 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Teasing myself right now, someone should message me(;
    Bigbootyslave Bigbootyslave 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 1

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    I'm so horny right now anyone can chat to me
    youngbig69 youngbig69 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 1

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    I wish i was dead right now.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 2

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    so girls feel free to msg me right now
    Njord85 Njord85 26-30, M Jan 2

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    I am just way too frustrated right now about my anxiety.. I tried to talk to one of my "friends" about it and it didn't go well at all.. so, I don't know who else to talk to about...
    Louder4life Louder4life 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    I honestly dont know why. I mean I should be happy. Im stressing over NOTHING. I cant just relax and enjoy life. My brain must conjure up something for it to spend every second of...
    ashash98 ashash98 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 2

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    Really. I'm thinking too much. I don't know what I'm thinking right now. I am in a chaos.
    DarkLoser DarkLoser 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 3

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    i would kill to lick you allll over right now making you wet
    sexyloveles sexyloveles 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 3

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    well I found out on December 31, 2014 that I have herpes... and I got the call this morning that mah uncle died this morning. wow. totally unexpected, I am having a hard time right...
    Sharudy Sharudy 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 3

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    I guess im going through something right now....just a lot of bullshit. I get bored of people quickly and I guess I just ****** up this time,now l cant talk to them anymore. I...
    ihaveaname99 ihaveaname99 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 3

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    Hey my 7 inch **** is super hard right now anyone want to trade pics or go on cam or something we can do whatever you want or if your a submissive what ever I want
    maxi54321 maxi54321 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 3

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    Hard right now someone message me idc if your feminine or dominate
    maxi54321 maxi54321 18-21, M 1 Response