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I Am Sorry, But I Don't Speak "Idiot"

Could you translate, please? 235 People

    Hehehe

    Yes, Right now I work in retail. Let me tell you I wish I knew the language of idiot. LMAO. All day people come up to me and say things like  you sold it here once ( no description of what the damn thing is), I was in here last week and you had a blue thing ( uh-duh I'm sure...
    missing missing 21-25, F 4 Responses Feb 26, 2008

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    Heh.

    Is 'Idiot' synonomous with 'netspeak' and 'textspeak' and 'leetspeak'? 'Cause I don't speak and/or HATE all of them. I mean, a lol now and again is cool. But if the entirety of your conversation consists of idiotically shortened  speak, I'm really not going to want to read...
    Elwing Elwing 31-35, F Mar 2, 2009

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    No I Do Not Speak Your Language! Back Off!

    Sometimes people around here are such idiots. I am originally from the north and I do not get along too nicely with someone who wants to keep bringing up the war. "Oh the south will rise again" "rebel power" "damned yankee" Uhm, okay, that was...
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid 26-30, F 4 Responses Jul 12, 2008

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    Fighting With Idiocy Daily

    A typical exchange at my workplace... Me: "Don't forget training at 8am tomorrow, and bring your course notes" Staff member: "I didn't think I'd have to go" Me: "Did you receive a memo advising you of the training?" Staff member: "Yes" Me: "So why did you think you would...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 5, 2012

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    Come Again?

    I wish I did then I wouldn't have such a hard time understanding what these idiots here at work are saying... or at the very least I'd be able to speak in their native tongue and get them to understand what I'm saying!!! Is no not a universal word??? I'm just curious... how...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 5 Responses May 22, 2008

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    A Duck Blind And Why I Hate Ducks.

    You see, I set up a duck blind, I put decoys out and I even have a catchy duck call.  Guess What???  I am soooo upset.Those ducks just started to fly in and I think the older ones and the dumbest.  Though they seem to have lived through a few duck blinds.If you put the picture...
    fairwinds3 fairwinds3 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 7, 2012

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    Ooh! Ooh!

    Je suis desole, je ne parle pas stupide!!   I'm working on it in the Eastern languages. ;D  
    istruggle istruggle 18-21, M May 29, 2008

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    The Education System...

    Like everyone else in this group, it drives me crazy when native English-speakers butcher the language beyond recognition.  Text speak, l33t speak, ignoring the most basic rules of grammar...it drives me CRAZY.  I'd love to assume that it was just a bunch of kids trying...
    Avice Avice 22-25, F Jan 21, 2008

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    Low Tolerance

    I have a very low tolerance level when it comes to dealing with idiots.  Idiots in the service industries are the worst. Customer svc reps without a clue, waiters/waitresses who can't get your simple order straight, grocery clerks who make you wait for a price check on...
    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M 2 Responses May 22, 2009

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    I Speaka Da Idiot...

    i am fluent in idiot thanks to the locals...lol...i also know *****...jerk...and stupid...i only know a few phrases in moron though...ha...
    FreeByrd FreeByrd 22-25, F May 21, 2008

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    Translator Needed

    As a rule of thumb I usually do not  hang around with idiots. That just brings about trouble plus it annoys the hell out of me!!Now everyone has moments of Idiocy. We all say some things from time to time that make us seem like idiots but we're not we just had an idiot moment...
    sexxydiva sexxydiva 36-40, F 9 Responses Sep 21, 2011

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    Nor Do I

    But imagine for a moment if Idiot was your mother tongue.  Imagine how trapped you would be, unable to articulate thoughts and feelings, and consequently, even understand them.  Have a little pity, after all, most of us learn our language by listening to the people...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 20, 2008

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    Help Me Help You

    i'm sorry, i didn't quite get that.... i think it might help if you translated what i can only assume is some sort of garbled attempt at innuendo into a language i'm more familiar with. english perhaps? then i would be in a better position to snub you appropriately. thanks!
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 9 Responses Jan 20, 2008

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    Lol

    i love the title of this group. this is so true for me. i have very little patience for idiotic ****. I dont know if its because i have too much of my own stuff going on to be momentarily slowed down by foolishness. but i get real frazzled when someone says somthing stupid these...
    goldie25 goldie25 31-35, F 1 Response May 23, 2008

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    So Me

    I totally feel this way most of the time. Sometimes I actually have some sort of patience but normally not. I just don't have time to explain things to people. It does depend on where and how these people confront me. If it's about work, then I really don't have patience for them...
    eastsidechick eastsidechick 26-30, F Dec 3, 2008

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    Speakin' "idiot"

    Speakin' "Idiot",Not I,Sorry,I'm not that way,I don't speak it!
    storywriter2 storywriter2 46-50 Jun 12, 2012

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    Ugh!

    Listen, I grew up in the country..in the south..my education was not the most prestigious school..but listen i still know that "worser" is NOT a word and A LOT is TWO separate words..not one..I'm not sure what people do not understand. When you speak or write...
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    Your conversation is soooooo exciting!

    ! Haha NOT...😂 I have no clue what your dumb question even was about! And I'm not going to ask cuz of those other sick annoying questions! Sorry not sorry 😁
    bbykaybear bbykaybear 18-21, F Jan 27

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    Actually Yes I Do

    Shame....
    inexperienced inexperienced 22-25, M 4 Responses Dec 23, 2010

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    Do You Know Everwood?

    There is this great quote in one of the first episodes: A boy's new to a town and it's his first day at school. So some guys are making fun of him and he says: "I'm sorry, I don't speak dumbass. But since you obviously do, could you translate it for me?" Really...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jan 20, 2008

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    Hmm.

    Depends on who you ask, I suppose; some would say "Idiot" is the only language I speak! What gets me is people full of hypocrisy who don't realize it.  Probably like me.  Who talk about love and peace and tolerance, but as soon as you take a different point...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 6, 2008

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