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    A Duck Blind And Why I Hate Ducks. - You see, I set up a duck blind, I put decoys out and I even have a catchy duck call.  Guess What???  I am soooo upset.Those ducks just...
    fairwinds3 fairwinds3 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 7, 2012

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    Lol - i love the title of this group. this is so true for me. i have very little patience for idiotic ****. I dont know if its because i have too much of my own stuff going on to...
    goldie25 goldie25 31-35, F 1 Response May 23, 2008

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    Ugh! - Listen, I grew up in the country..in the south..my education was not the most prestigious school..but listen i still know that "worser" is NOT a word and A...
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    Help Me Help You - i'm sorry, i didn't quite get that.... i think it might help if you translated what i can only assume is some sort of garbled attempt at innuendo into a...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 9 Responses Jan 20, 2008

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    Nor Do I - But imagine for a moment if Idiot was your mother tongue.  Imagine how trapped you would be, unable to articulate thoughts and feelings, and consequently, even...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 20, 2008

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    The Education System... - Like everyone else in this group, it drives me crazy when native English-speakers butcher the language beyond recognition.  Text speak, l33t speak...
    Avice Avice 22-25, F Jan 21, 2008

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    I Speaka Da Idiot... - i am fluent in idiot thanks to the locals...lol...i also know *****...jerk...and stupid...i only know a few phrases in moron though...ha...
    FreeByrd FreeByrd 22-25, F May 21, 2008

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    So Me - I totally feel this way most of the time. Sometimes I actually have some sort of patience but normally not. I just don't have time to explain things to people. It does...
    eastsidechick eastsidechick 26-30, F Dec 3, 2008

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    No I Do Not Speak Your Language! Back Off! - Sometimes people around here are such idiots. I am originally from the north and I do not get along too nicely with someone who wants...
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid 26-30, F 4 Responses Jul 12, 2008

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    Ooh! Ooh! - Je suis desole, je ne parle pas stupide!!   I'm working on it in the Eastern languages. ;D  
    istruggle istruggle 18-21, M May 29, 2008

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    Heh. - Is 'Idiot' synonomous with 'netspeak' and 'textspeak' and 'leetspeak'? 'Cause I don't speak and/or HATE all of them. I mean, a lol now and again is cool. But if the entirety...
    Elwing Elwing 26-30, F Mar 2, 2009

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    Low Tolerance - I have a very low tolerance level when it comes to dealing with idiots.  Idiots in the service industries are the worst. Customer svc reps without a clue...
    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M 2 Responses May 22, 2009

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    Hmm. - Depends on who you ask, I suppose; some would say "Idiot" is the only language I speak! What gets me is people full of hypocrisy who don't realize it. ...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 6, 2008

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    Translator Needed - As a rule of thumb I usually do not  hang around with idiots. That just brings about trouble plus it annoys the hell out of me!!Now everyone has moments of...
    sexxydiva sexxydiva 36-40, F 9 Responses Sep 21, 2011

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    Come Again? - I wish I did then I wouldn't have such a hard time understanding what these idiots here at work are saying... or at the very least I'd be able to speak in their...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 5 Responses May 22, 2008

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    Your conversation is soooooo exciting!! Haha NOT...😂 I have no clue what your dumb question even was about! And I'm not going to ask cuz of those other sick annoying questions...
    bbykaybear bbykaybear 18-21, F Jan 27

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    Do You Know Everwood? - There is this great quote in one of the first episodes: A boy's new to a town and it's his first day at school. So some guys are making fun of him and he...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jan 20, 2008

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    Hehehe - Yes, Right now I work in retail. Let me tell you I wish I knew the language of idiot. LMAO. All day people come up to me and say things like  you sold it here once...
    missing missing 21-25, F 4 Responses Feb 26, 2008

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    Speakin' "idiot" - Speakin' "Idiot",Not I,Sorry,I'm not that way,I don't speak it!
    storywriter2 storywriter2 46-50 Jun 12, 2012

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