I Am Sorry, But I Don't Speak "Idiot"

Could you translate, please? 247 People

    Help Me Help You

    i'm sorry, i didn't quite get that.... i think it might help if you translated what i can only assume is some sort of garbled attempt at innuendo into a language i'm more familiar with. english perhaps? then i would be in a better position to snub you appropriately. thanks!
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    9 Responses Jan 20, 2008

    Actually Yes I Do

    Shame....
    inexperienced inexperienced
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Dec 23, 2010

    So Me

    I totally feel this way most of the time. Sometimes I actually have some sort of patience but normally not. I just don't have time to explain things to people. It does depend on where and how these people confront me. If it's about work, then I really don't have patience for them...
    eastsidechick eastsidechick
    26-30, F
    Dec 3, 2008

    Ugh!

    Listen, I grew up in the country..in the south..my education was not the most prestigious school..but listen i still know that "worser" is NOT a word and A LOT is TWO separate words..not one..I'm not sure what people do not understand. When you speak or write...
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

    Hehehe

    Yes, Right now I work in retail. Let me tell you I wish I knew the language of idiot. LMAO. All day people come up to me and say things like  you sold it here once ( no description of what the damn thing is), I was in here last week and you had a blue thing ( uh-duh I'm sure...
    missing missing
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Feb 26, 2008

    I Speaka Da Idiot...

    i am fluent in idiot thanks to the locals...lol...i also know *****...jerk...and stupid...i only know a few phrases in moron though...ha...
    FreeByrd FreeByrd
    22-25, F
    May 21, 2008

    Low Tolerance

    I have a very low tolerance level when it comes to dealing with idiots.  Idiots in the service industries are the worst. Customer svc reps without a clue, waiters/waitresses who can't get your simple order straight, grocery clerks who make you wait for a price check on...
    zillaron zillaron
    51-55, M
    2 Responses May 22, 2009

    Ooh! Ooh!

    Je suis desole, je ne parle pas stupide!!   I'm working on it in the Eastern languages. ;D  
    istruggle istruggle
    18-21, M
    May 29, 2008

    Nor Do I

    But imagine for a moment if Idiot was your mother tongue.  Imagine how trapped you would be, unable to articulate thoughts and feelings, and consequently, even understand them.  Have a little pity, after all, most of us learn our language by listening to the people...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    4 Responses Jan 20, 2008

    No I Do Not Speak Your Language! Back Off!

    Sometimes people around here are such idiots. I am originally from the north and I do not get along too nicely with someone who wants to keep bringing up the war. "Oh the south will rise again" "rebel power" "damned yankee" Uhm, okay, that was...
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jul 12, 2008

    Heh.

    Is 'Idiot' synonomous with 'netspeak' and 'textspeak' and 'leetspeak'? 'Cause I don't speak and/or HATE all of them. I mean, a lol now and again is cool. But if the entirety of your conversation consists of idiotically shortened  speak, I'm really not going to want to read...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude
    31-35
    Mar 2, 2009

    Come Again?

    I wish I did then I wouldn't have such a hard time understanding what these idiots here at work are saying... or at the very least I'd be able to speak in their native tongue and get them to understand what I'm saying!!! Is no not a universal word??? I'm just curious... how...
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    5 Responses May 22, 2008

    Speakin' "idiot"

    Speakin' "Idiot",Not I,Sorry,I'm not that way,I don't speak it!
    storywriter2 storywriter2
    46-50
    Jun 12, 2012

    Hmm.

    Depends on who you ask, I suppose; some would say "Idiot" is the only language I speak! What gets me is people full of hypocrisy who don't realize it.  Probably like me.  Who talk about love and peace and tolerance, but as soon as you take a different point...
    DopeyGirl DopeyGirl
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Feb 6, 2008

    Lol

    i love the title of this group. this is so true for me. i have very little patience for idiotic ****. I dont know if its because i have too much of my own stuff going on to be momentarily slowed down by foolishness. but i get real frazzled when someone says somthing stupid these...
    goldie25 goldie25
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 23, 2008

    Your conversation is soooooo exciting!

    ! Haha NOT...πŸ˜‚ I have no clue what your dumb question even was about! And I'm not going to ask cuz of those other sick annoying questions! Sorry not sorry 😁
    bbykaybear bbykaybear
    22-25, F
    Jan 27, 2014

    Do You Know Everwood?

    There is this great quote in one of the first episodes: A boy's new to a town and it's his first day at school. So some guys are making fun of him and he says: "I'm sorry, I don't speak dumbass. But since you obviously do, could you translate it for me?" Really...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Jan 20, 2008

    Fighting With Idiocy Daily

    A typical exchange at my workplace... Me: "Don't forget training at 8am tomorrow, and bring your course notes" Staff member: "I didn't think I'd have to go" Me: "Did you receive a memo advising you of the training?" Staff member: "Yes" Me: "So why did you think you would...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 5, 2012

    The Education System...

    Like everyone else in this group, it drives me crazy when native English-speakers butcher the language beyond recognition.  Text speak, l33t speak, ignoring the most basic rules of grammar...it drives me CRAZY.  I'd love to assume that it was just a bunch of kids trying...
    Avice Avice
    22-25, F
    Jan 21, 2008

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