I Am Sorry, But I Don't Speak "Idiot"

As a rule of thumb I usually do not  hang around with idiots. That just brings about trouble plus it annoys the hell out of me!!Now everyone has moments of Idiocy. We all say some things from time to time that make us seem like...

I totally feel this way most of the time. Sometimes I actually have some sort of patience but normally not. I just don't have time to explain things to people. It does depend on where and how these people confront me. If it's about work...

Is 'Idiot' synonomous with 'netspeak' and 'textspeak' and 'leetspeak'? 'Cause I don't speak and/or HATE all of them. I mean, a lol now and again is cool. But if the entirety of your conversation consists of idiotically shortened  ...

Speakin' "Idiot",Not I,Sorry,I'm not that way,I don't speak it!

I have a very low tolerance level when it comes to dealing with idiots.  Idiots in the service industries are the worst. Customer svc reps without a clue, waiters/waitresses who can't get your simple order straight, grocery...

Listen, I grew up in the country..in the south..my education was not the most prestigious school..but listen i still know that "worser" is NOT a word and A LOT is TWO separate words..not one..I'm not sure what people do...

i love the title of this group. this is so true for me. i have very little patience for idiotic shit. I dont know if its because i have too much of my own stuff going on to be momentarily slowed down by foolishness. but i get real...

i'm sorry, i didn't quite get that....
i think it might help if you translated what i can only assume is some sort of garbled attempt at innuendo into a language i'm more familiar with. english perhaps?
then i would be in a better...

You see, I set up a duck blind, I put decoys out and I even have a catchy duck call.  Guess What???  I am soooo upset.Those ducks just started to fly in and I think the older ones and the dumbest.  Though they seem to have lived...

Yes, Right now I work in retail. Let me tell you I wish I knew the language of idiot. LMAO. All day people come up to me and say things like  you sold it here once ( no description of what the damn thing is), I was in here last...

Like everyone else in this group, it drives me crazy when native English-speakers butcher the language beyond recognition.  Text speak, l33t speak, ignoring the most basic rules of grammar...it drives me CRAZY.  I'd love to...

Sometimes people around here are such idiots. I am originally from the north and I do not get along too nicely with someone who wants to keep bringing up the war. "Oh the south will rise again" "rebel power" "...

There is this great quote in one of the first episodes:
A boy's new to a town and it's his first day at school. So some guys are making fun of him and he says: "I'm sorry, I don't speak dumbass. But since you obviously do, could...

I wish I did then I wouldn't have such a hard time understanding what these idiots here at work are saying... or at the very least I'd be able to speak in their native tongue and get them to understand what I'm saying!!!
Is no not a...

Depends on who you ask, I suppose; some would say "Idiot" is the only language I speak!
What gets me is people full of hypocrisy who don't realize it.  Probably like me.  Who talk about love and peace and tolerance...

Je suis desole, je ne parle pas stupide!!   I'm working on it in the Eastern languages. ;D
 

But imagine for a moment if Idiot was your mother tongue.  Imagine how trapped you would be, unable to articulate thoughts and feelings, and consequently, even understand them.  Have a little pity, after all, most of us learn...