I Am Stalking Celerystalk3000

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    Celery is a mysterious and elusive creature.  The last time I caught a proper glimpse of her she was stood up in a glass of water... I keep watching in earnest...
    Pricey Pricey
    26-30, M
    14 Responses Jul 26, 2008

    He May Be Pricey, But I'm Worth It!!!

     So I hear I am being stalked by a cute little fox! Somebody needs to tell him his big, bushy tail gives him away every time. He's got to hold it below the horizon --- work on perfecting that belly crawl, my furry little friend. Just watch out for ticks in the grass...
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000
    26 Responses Jul 21, 2008

    Stalkin' the Stalk

    This is such a funny group name that I am compelled to take up this behaviour. I am on the trail, although celery leaves little evidence. Celery lacks footprints and scent marks, so I will have to be very, very vigilant. Excuse me, I have some stalkin' to do. 
    Bluegrass Bluegrass
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jul 25, 2008

    I Am Stalking Celerystalk3000...

    That's right.  I'm an out and proud stalker!  I may not be discreet, but I am commited. Now, where's my binoculars...
    Pricey Pricey
    26-30, M
    34 Responses Jul 21, 2008
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