I Am Stalking Celerystalk3000

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    Stalkin' the Stalk

    This is such a funny group name that I am compelled to take up this behaviour. I am on the trail, although celery leaves little evidence. Celery lacks footprints and scent marks, so I will have to be very, very vigilant. Excuse me, I have some stalkin' to do. 
    Bluegrass Bluegrass
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jul 25, 2008

    I Am Stalking Celerystalk3000...

    That's right.  I'm an out and proud stalker!  I may not be discreet, but I am commited. Now, where's my binoculars...
    Pricey Pricey
    26-30, M
    34 Responses Jul 21, 2008


    Celery is a mysterious and elusive creature.  The last time I caught a proper glimpse of her she was stood up in a glass of water... I keep watching in earnest...
    Pricey Pricey
    26-30, M
    14 Responses Jul 26, 2008

    He May Be Pricey, But I'm Worth It!!!

     So I hear I am being stalked by a cute little fox! Somebody needs to tell him his big, bushy tail gives him away every time. He's got to hold it below the horizon --- work on perfecting that belly crawl, my furry little friend. Just watch out for ticks in the grass...
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000
    26 Responses Jul 21, 2008
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