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I Am Starting An 'i Hate Life' Cult

Make All Checks Payable to Me 3 People

    Pay Heed to the Master...

    He has generously offered to take on our troubles.  All we have to do is cut a check.  But, I have it on good authority that he will take trade in sexual favors.  So, in the tradition of most cults, I hand over all my wordly possessions in exchange for the Master...
    darlene darlene
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 9, 2008
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