I got it from my dad and he got it from George Carlin and other comedians of his time.
To err is human; but to blame it on someone else obviously makes you President of the United States.
I asked God for a riding lawn mower but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole my elderly neighbors lawn mower then asked God for forgiveness.
I only really like talking to smart people. When you make tons of grammar mistakes and don't have anything interesting to talk about I just get bored. I especially like it when...
Thinking before I speak? Lol a long process in the making but I can be such a smartass and most of the time there's no reason smh or because that person just opened the door for it...
Yes, I am. Except I'm not a ***, I'm a frog. So, I'm a smart frog. There was no group for that, so I will go with a ***. Yes, I am very smart.
I have a thing for nerdy smart guys... Or smart guys period. And glasses :3 But I love when a guy can talk about a topic and go on and on about it telling me his ideas on things or...
I've always been attracted to smart women.
When I watch scientific documentaries and a female scientist comes on I am instantly in love. A 5 with brains is instantly a 10 in my...
If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ***.
Where do I begin? Sarcasm is the cornerstone of my existence. If I don't insult you playfully first thing in the morning, you aren't my friend.
There's some pure human connection that I just can't experience.
I love guys that can hold an actually conversation it's so cute to me ☺️☺️
Common sense, she gets it.. it's common. Maybe that means that most people have it, but she's not even sure what it is. she understands things like not drinking cleaning chemicals...
.....n that is pplz worst downfall, there is always someone, somewhere with the ability to out smart you....even if they need to form a group of intelligent minds, just to be able...
Cant take it anymore......................
it's nothing like a man with a voice...he's a friend of mind!
I understand most men are completely content with a woman who is physically attractive, but I'm not built that way. although I still insist physical attractiveness is necessary, I...
Sure is. Love me a woman who can carry an intelligent conversation. If she can back up those brains with a sense of humor...well, I'm going to be even more intrigued and turned on...
I love them because I love laughing and smart people because they help me with my work.
I have no direction in life.. I go to college.. But professors have shut me down in any degree I decided to go for.. Everyone around me would give a resounding verdict that I didn...
My day job requires me to manipulate hydrogen in a super conducting magnetic field with the aide of RF pulses at specific frequencies. My damn phone probably has more computing...
who wants to sex me on skype
What's the bravest thing you've ever done?
Uncle Voldy : Knock Knock
Harry : Who is there?
Uncle Voldy : You Know
Harry : You Know Who?
Uncle Voldy : EXACTLY!
I hate it that most adults think that us teenagers are dumb and naive and don't know anything. I know I can't speak for any other teenagers out there but truth of the matter is I...
It takes alot of effort to be smart and funny
I asked my friend online if I could get her opinion on something. She said "Text me it" so I sent her a text that said "it".
Message me please
Be my mommy
I'll do anything
My kjk is jello_is_boss
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is it me or is being a smartass kind of like flirting?
Learning the words "I Don't Know" was a challenge for me, and still is, but to a lesser degree. People just come up to me out of nowhere and ask me questions all the time. I...
Smartasses make the world go round.
If it weren't for smartasses, this world would be full of dumbasses!
I don't know what I'm doing on here, or what to say.
I know what I want, don't know how to ask for it.
I don't understand what makes two people, once deeply in love, complete strangers all of a sudden.
I wanna know what love is??? I want you to show me..
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. THANK YOU!
..and frankly no one does!
I'm very suspicious of absolute certainty. There's always something new to know, or a different view.
Not that there is anything wrong with strongly...
how do you know when enough is enough?