Maturity starts when drama ends.
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them.
The police call it "indecent exposure" but whatever...
Being exactly who I am. Awkward. Moody. Focused. Sensitive. Sarcastic. But dope. As ****.
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig...
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
i was born at 849 Concord Street
It is tbh, but it's hard for others to act smart whenever it's needed.
Why do you want a SMART man ?
I am now, have always been, and will always be a smartass. I got beat for it as a kid, and I see no reason I should stop now. I speak sarcasm as a second language.
Better being a smartass than a dumb one
I can be such a fool sometimes. I feel so smart but at the same time it makes me blind to more important
Being smart is definitely sexy. Intellect can drive me crazy used the right way!
I hate when my mom bring up old stuff saying that I am smart. Can't she see that old person is gone! I wish people can stop calling me smart when I'm not. The counselor at my...
ye friend ship is a two way street its bot take and give on the parts of all consearned. and like respect is not always easly obtained. but earned . and is to be treasured
Yeah. I have to admit that I am pretty much of a smart ***, but only with friends. I like to make puns, use double entendre and make wise cracks to respond to either my friends...
I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called. I don't use it for that.
That awkward moment when you are not sure if you actually have free time, or you're just forgetting everything.
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there.
I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.
I befriended the devil.
Yeah, why fight the devil and waste all your energy?
So, I tried to befriend it instead. That's what smart women do, after all.
The man in the...
i kinda like motorsports, love gokarting.
I also have spent time trying to style my car a little and making it run as good as possible.
But I am not interested in a race on the...
People who create their own drama deserve their own Karma.
Considering "natural" childbirth? You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8 lbs tooth. From your crotch.
I will never not be confused when someone tells me they forgot to eat. Like, how do you do that!? Food is definitely in the top three reasons I get through my day lmao
i have black circles around my eyes,i'm terrified when i look my face in the mirror..anybody who is addicted to internet world,we have same problems.
This melt our brain...
yes and i like being one the pretence is great
Life can seem very mundane but a wittiness can alleviate the monotony we experience in existence.
I have several friends at home who are excellent at doing this and I'm meeting...
My pet unicorn Fred isn't real? HAHA Ok.. C'mon Fred, we don't need this.
If you believe in $ex and travel then please Fcuk off!
this is more historical for me as I have become wiser with age - now I am a wiseass
I got it for my birthday when i turned 14 since then I have used it for many things some things I looked up what any 14 year old guy would look up you probably guessed it **** what...
Most people are buried in suits and stuff so if a zombie apocalypse happens, it would be a formal event.
We have so much in common. You want to travel, I want you to go.
Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible.
As a kid, I actually had a crush on Egon from The Ghostbusters cartoon. I was/am so weird.
Intelligent conversations include the right words, right smile at the right time, movement of hands in the air, right moments of silence and thought, right questions, not argument...
A man with a fine tuned mind, quick wit, a vocabulary of words that can get my heart racing without putting a hand on me. That's sexy. That man would have me eating out of his palm...
hi smart-*** people just strolling around seeing cheap experiences like this exact experience that you're reading. How does it make you feel?