I Am Subgenius

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    I Actually Am A Rev. Of The Church Of The Subgenius!

    I didn't find "Bob", the slackmaster found me! I was just drinking my beer and ************ to some Japanese amazon femdom **** when I heard some weird voice from beyond. At first, I thought I'd forgotten to close my curtains again and the neighbor was watching, until the voice...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 4, 2011

    Get Slack And Praise Bob!

    In 1953, while working on an amateur television set of his own design, JR Bob Dobbs as suddenly seized up in the spirit and shown a vision of a world where all humanity was rich beyond imagining without working.  If this sounds like the life for you then join us today. Bob...
    SilverSurfer457 SilverSurfer457
    31-35, M
    Aug 28, 2010

    Post-mortem-post-humous-postal-madness

    Post-Mortem-Post-Humous-Postal-Madness is a disease that you may already have. Unfortunately there are no medical/pharmaceutical cures for this disease because one of it's major symptoms is feeling as if you are in a world of chemically addicted pharmaceutical users. Most...
    LomeMartian LomeMartian
    22-25
    May 17, 2012
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