I Am Such An Idiot

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    I made a grammar mistake

    and this happened just a couple of days ago at one of my closest friends' birthday party. I was having a conversation with this really cute guy. During our conversation at the party, he asked if I drove to my friend's place and I was supposed to reply I got here 'by' bus, but...
    Highway1 Highway1
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 1, 2015

    When The Life Looks Motionless

    I always have been a energetic person. I can't stop my life and my days run like crazy. When something slow my life down, I start freaking out.!I've waited a month for the exame I tryed to do yesterday, and of course.. something went wrong. I didn't study like I had to, I chose...
    CrookedMat CrookedMat
    26-30, M
    Nov 27, 2013

    Why do I feel so brave

    and have every conversation worked out in my head but then "yeah its ok everything fine" and I'm left feeling so angry with myself??
    lolita3121 lolita3121
    46-50, F
    1 Response Nov 16, 2014

    Messed Up A Quiz Today :|

    Messed up a couple questions today in ap computer science like an idiot Like this bit of code we were supposed to write public class GoNorthblinkyActor extends Actor { public GoNorthblinkyActor() { setColor(Color.ORANGE); setDirection(Location.NORTH); } public void act...
    KiritoKazuto KiritoKazuto
    18-21, M
    Nov 16, 2012

    I wish I was smart as other people.

    I'm the dumbest person alive
    rithic rithic
    22-25, M
    Oct 26, 2014

    how could i be so stupid.

    ... i wish i didnt have to feel anymore
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 6, 2014

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