I Am Taking Applications

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    Taking Applications

    mm I need a replacement lover... where do I find applications that say that?? hehee
    lonelymama lonelymama
    26-30, F
    Nov 14, 2007

    Take My Key

    Now accepting applications for the key to my heart. (Boy did that sound corny huh) LMAO I'm tired of being alone and need to find that soul-mate to love. I want that "can't eat, can't sleep, makes my toes curl" kinda love in my life. Not purely sexual and not just a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    Oct 10, 2007

    Not For a Job.

    Just for friends on EP. Just want to share some smiles and get some in return. No strings. : ) Disrespectful need not apply
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    62 Responses Oct 10, 2007

    A Application For....

    haha hey just for fun ;) here's a survey I got off the internet.   General Name: sex: Age: Build: Location: Marital status: Health: Hair Color: Eye Color: About You Accent?: Music: Fave. Movie: Hobbies: Interests: Turn ons: Turn offs: What Type are...
    aBlackRoseBurial aBlackRoseBurial
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Nov 11, 2007

    Taking Applications

    Wanted Female: Must be intelligent, have sense of humor,Must have a job,live on your own,have your own car,pay your own bills,Be thin,average petite is good and have high sex drive with me only and submissive.Clean d/d free.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 24, 2013

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