I Am Taking Applications

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mysplitpersonality

Take My Key

Now accepting applications for the key to my heart. (Boy did that sound corny huh) LMAO
I'm tired of being alone and need to find that soul-mate to love. I want that "can't eat, can't sleep, makes my toes curl" kinda love in...

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Written on October 10th, 2007
0 Comments 2 Rate Ups 348 Views
OneEyedDingo

Open Call

I am now taking applications for anyone .. and I do mean anyone... to take my place at the airport tonight.
No intelligence required.... just two good hands and a strong threshold for working without air conditioning on a hot summer...

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Written on May 11th, 2008
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aBlackRoseBurial

A Application For....

haha hey just for fun ;) here's a survey I got off the internet.

General
Name:
sex:
Age:
Build:
Location:
Marital status:
Health:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:

About You
Accent?:
Music:
Fave. Movie:
Hobbies...

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Written on November 11th, 2007
4 Comments 1 Rate Up 438 Views
BlueGeorgia

Not For a Job.

Just for friends on EP.
Just want to share some smiles and get some in return. No strings. : )
Disrespectful need not apply

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Written on October 10th, 2007
65 Comments 1 Rate Up 2006 Views
lonelymama

Taking Applications

mm I need a replacement lover... where do I find applications that say that?? hehee

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Written on November 14th, 2007
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"; P Applicants are not required to divulge height, weight, looks, etc as they are only added bonuses to the true you..."
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Most Popular: Not For a Job.

Most Recent: Open Call

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