I Am the Center of the Universe

and so can you. 8 People

    Since This Entire Experience Is Just

    a construct of my imagination and could be some random neurons misfiring within my brain, then I am absolutely and without a doubt the center and, by definition,  creator of the universe.   Or maybe not.........
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Apr 5, 2008

    Obviously.....

    I mean.... look at me. Im awesome.  
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Apr 5, 2008

    Nazir

    A few years ago a friend of mine told me I was the center of the universe. It happens that as I float through life, great fortune and opportunity seem to constantly fall into my lap. I have learned to accept the title and wear it proudly. I am the self-center of the universe!
    facecomics facecomics
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jun 22, 2009

    Seriously

    Since I subscribe to the big bang theory, the conclusion that I am the center of the universe logically follows because, well, everywhere is the center of the universe. Fred Hoyle’s Balloon analogy does a good job of demonstrating this: "My non-mathematical friends...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 5, 2008
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