I Am the Cheapest Date Ever

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 41 People

    I Don't Know That I Should Advertise This Lol

    2 cups of coffee $2.70 Order of fries to share $2.50 Conversation... priceless Yeah, I'm cheap... but not easy... unless you spring for the cheese fries... then we'll talk
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
    31-35, M
    1 Response May 1, 2009

    Anywhere, Anytime

    If I like you, I am the cheapest date ever. If I don't like you, I'll be so expensive you'll want to get rid of me... but I think I would find an excuse to avoid the date before-hands in that case. Usually on a first date I'm so nervous that I can't eat anything, so it would be...
    Fennella Fennella
    31-35, F
    4 Responses May 31, 2008

    Kiss N’ Laugh

    I don’t drink alcohol, my date requirement is “Make me laugh and I'm yours” n’ kiss me always
    HedoZen HedoZen
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Jun 4, 2011

    I Am Free

    Come to my house and I will cook dinner for us.  You can help if you want but it isn't necessary.  After dinner we will watch a ballgame or something on the History Channel or PBS... Listen to a little Keith Sweat or John Legend on the BOSE while we...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    11 Responses May 26, 2008

    $10 Date

    I am not into big dates. Just because a guy can spend money on me doesn't mean much to me. I am happy with some redbox movies, a 44 oz. soda and a bag a Reese's pieces. Just quality time, enjoying each others company.
    moonrose81 moonrose81
    31-35, F
    2 Responses May 25, 2011

    To Some Extent

    I don't demand expensive gifts or that I'm taken to the best restaurant, I just ask that things are kept simple and elegant. Mcdonalds just won't cut it, but a Chinese restaurant would (the food is good and above all, it's super cheap). I don't know if any of you have noticed...
    girlanonymous girlanonymous
    18-21, F
    Mar 26, 2011

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