I Am The King Of Yo Momma Jokes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 18 People

    michaelnutty25 michaelnutty25
    18-21, M
    Jun 12, 2014

    this is what i hurrrrd

    yo mamma is so fat she keeps bacon burgers warm under her armpits, yo mamma is so fat shes stuck in my basment right now, yo mamma is sooooooooooooooo fat she crys if shes served fruits or veggies, yo mamma is so fat shes always picked last., yo mamma is so fat she makes babies...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    26 Responses Apr 17, 2010

    I Feel Sorry For Yo Mama

    she can never fit in with the other people and when she does..........she gets stuck
    BabySam11 BabySam11
    18-21, M
    Apr 22, 2011

    Very Fat Mamma!! Yo mamma's

    so fat, she's the tallest person in the world.. when she's laying down.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    8 Responses May 8, 2014
    ivenoexperience ivenoexperience
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jun 12, 2014

    Yo momma U-G-L-Y! You mom is

    so ugly that when she walked out of a pet store, the alarm went off!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 12, 2014

    All these fat jokes..

    . Try these... Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license. Yo momma so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet. Yo momma so old her social security number is '1'. Yo momma so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo momma so old she recalls when...
    crazynam321 crazynam321
    36-40, M
    Aug 17, 2014

    Yo mama so fat that when she got on the scales

    it said one at a time please
    michaelnutty25 michaelnutty25
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jun 12, 2014

    Ooooohhh, Wheeeeee!

    Yo Mama so fat, she has her own zip code. Yo Mama so mean, the postman is afraid of her. Yo Mama so ugly, she's under house arrest.
    Grin32 Grin32
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Apr 17, 2010
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