I Am The Queen Of Yo Momma Jokes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 17 People

    Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her

    computer in case it crashed.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Aug 6, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 8, 2014

    Yo mama is so fat - on Halloween she threw on a

    white sheet and went as Antarctica.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Oct 28, 2014

    Yo momma so poor. I see her kick a tin can down

    the street. I say "watcha doin'?" She say "movin'" Yo momma so old she used to drive chariots to high school!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Jul 13, 2014

    Yo mamas so fat, when she goes 2 the beach,

    the whales start singing: "We r family, Even though ur fatter than me!" lol
    Samcoyou Samcoyou
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jun 17, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 27, 2014

    Yo momma is so short,

    you can see her feet on her driver's license.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Aug 26, 2014

    Yo momma so fat when she registered

    for MySpace there was no space left.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 17, 2014

    Yo mama is so greasy Yo mama

    so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 13, 2014

    Yo Mamma

    Yo mamma so ugly, the Chinese crested dogs won a beauty pageant. Yo mamma dumb, she got run over by a parked car. Yo mamma so fat, she couldn't fit through a redwood tunnel. Yo mamma so stupid, she had you. Yo mamma so bitchy, prostitutes call her a *****
    eternalhollow eternalhollow
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jan 27, 2012
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