I Am The Queen Of Yo Momma Jokes

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    Yo mama is so greasy Yo mama

    so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 13, 2014

    Yo momma so poor. I see her kick a tin can down

    the street. I say "watcha doin'?" She say "movin'" Yo momma so old she used to drive chariots to high school!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Jul 13, 2014

    Yo momma so fat when she registered

    for MySpace there was no space left.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 17, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 27, 2014

    Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her

    computer in case it crashed.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Aug 6, 2014

    Yo momma is so short,

    you can see her feet on her driver's license.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Aug 26, 2014

    Yo mama is so fat - on Halloween she threw on a

    white sheet and went as Antarctica.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Oct 28, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 8, 2014

    Yo mamas so fat, when she goes 2 the beach,

    the whales start singing: "We r family, Even though ur fatter than me!" lol
    Samcoyou Samcoyou
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jun 17, 2014

    Yo Mamma

    Yo mamma so ugly, the Chinese crested dogs won a beauty pageant. Yo mamma dumb, she got run over by a parked car. Yo mamma so fat, she couldn't fit through a redwood tunnel. Yo mamma so stupid, she had you. Yo mamma so bitchy, prostitutes call her a *****
    eternalhollow eternalhollow
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jan 27, 2012
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