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I Am The Smoko Room

Come in.. sit down.. drink coffee.. bitch.. leave and go back to work! 3 People

    Walks In..

    Phew.. its empty.. Sets up coffee machine.... checks the baking.. sweet!  Still good... Jimmies the vending machine open and leaves it ajar... Coffee.. food.. oooh the couch!  *runs.. takes flying leap and crashes*  Mmm it's good to be home..
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    10 Responses Jun 4, 2010

    *sneaks In*

    Eh is asleep on the couch snoring.. Punk still hasn't cleaned up the mess from last night.. But, the fridge has just been stocked up by the EP kitchen elves.. AND!!  The coffee machines been fixed!!!
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    Jun 16, 2010

    Three More!!!!

    yeah i just tied three kittens together and those kittens are tied to a big rock, im bout to go to the mississippi river and drop them in.... people need to join this group before i start doin worse things to these cute lil kittens.....
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Jun 10, 2010

    Lmfao And You People Thought I Was Kidding......

    i just accidently stomped on a kittens head, OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Jun 7, 2010

    Quietly Now..

    sneaks in.. balled up in a corner.. and softly weeps..
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 9, 2010

    Hmmmmm This Is My Kinda Place.... (JOIN THIS ******* GROUP PEOPLE!!!!)

    this is the best coffee/smoking spot on all the interwebs!!!!! if you dont join i will kill 1 kitten everyday till there's atleast 50 people in this group. IM ******* SERIOUS!!!!!!
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    7 Responses Jun 6, 2010
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