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I Am Thinking Life Is A Series Of Funny Stories

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    Bloody Name

     Seldom will people ask me about the meanings of my first name.So whenever I was asked the question,I acted more than hyper excited to explain.Once my professor asked me the story behind my name.I told her it means beautiful jade in Chinese.She replied,oh,the name sounded...
    winniebree winniebree 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 22, 2009

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    A "you Had To Be There" Joke

    My hole life is a "You had to be there" joke :]Im rarly serious, unless I have to be. I usually joke and giggle and laugh. But I make everyone else laugh too, or maybe their all laughing at me, who knows... I enjoy it anyway :]
    KatMarston KatMarston 18-21, F Feb 1, 2010

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    Hahaha. Lol.

    Hahaa. I think life is FULL of funny stories. Especially when you have amazing friends. A boyfriend that you love so so much. and you have family who love and support you through everything! Me and my bestfriend get into crazy amounts of trouble in school. Mostly its fighting or...
    Megztababe Megztababe 13-15, F Sep 24, 2010

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    Elementary School - Regret No. 1

    I recently joined Facebook... October... No - 2009....2009.... Yes, that's right. Anyway, I joined-- because -- why do you mean, "What took me so long?" It doesn't matter... Anyway - I was amazed by the people I found. I found a girl I went to Kindergarten with and sent her this...
    dreamificational dreamificational 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 30, 2009

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    La Living

    LA Living I was taking a left onto a medium traffic road - it was late and dark and some guy had stepped off the curb to cross. He was wearing black pants and a sand-colored shirt that blended into the building behind him so I didn't immediately see him. As soon as I did, I...
    dreamificational dreamificational 36-40, F Dec 10, 2009

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    So Far.

    Till now i consider my life as a series of funny stories, it may be because i've not got into much complicated situations in my 17yrs life or it may be because i was always protected under the shield of my parents. So far, life's easy & entertaining i hope life to remain so. But...
    Deepcsan Deepcsan 18-21, M Nov 13, 2010

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    There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped. One day Cletus was at the light waiting for...
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    Ancient Translations A monk his entire adult life, Brother Andrew was responsible for training new scribes in the art of copying by hand -- word for word -- the holy writs. One...
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    In a rush to get home to meet the sewing machine repair man I borrowed my daughters bike. This was all good, until my dress got caught in the chain. Flipped me over handlebars w...
    Rapunzel3 Rapunzel3 46-50, F Oct 10

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    I was at taco bueno and the song "that's what makes you beautiful" came on and some random girl started mouthing the words and pointing at me and kept staring at me after that...
    theoneironaut theoneironaut 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 28

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    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 1

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    Damn Parking Enforcement I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 6

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    A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose." "I'm sorry sir...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 15

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    When the waitress says "enjoy your food" and you reply "you too". Social Anxiety folks lol. Gotta love it.
    VanishedDea VanishedDea 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 16

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    I just met somebody even more sarcastic and cynical than myself. How do I handle this? Lol I feel overpowered and at a constant odd on this situation.
    VanishedDea VanishedDea 18-21, F Oct 16

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    When you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a moron pushing a door that said pull.
    MendyNL MendyNL 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid, so who's the real winner here?!
    MendyNL MendyNL 18-21, F a week ago

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    Why am I always getting judged for my faith I feel like when I start to get interested in someone male of course and I tell them I am a Christian and I don't have sex outside of...
    leelee1988 leelee1988 46-50, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Here's an old maritime quote about knowing what you're aiming for, I have no idea who said it: 'If you don't know your heading then no wind is a fair wind.'
    splashUK2014 splashUK2014 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    Not many, though I remember at school a friend and I did! Our year 8 teacher used to be in the army, and would at times just have to mention it as he was alot older when he was...
    Whinny00 Whinny00 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    it sure has very unexpected twists and turns!
    lostCake lostCake 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 13

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    My boyfriend and I broke up. Our sex life is soo much better now.
    Lovelifee22 Lovelifee22 22-25, F 4 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Once upon a time there was a worm. Then the worm grew eyes so it could see more about the world, and legs so it could go further. It was now a caterpillar. It hated being a...
    Nyxii Nyxii 22-25, F Sep 30

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    October 6, 1926 On October 6, 1926, Yankee slugger Babe Ruth hits a record three homers against the St. Louis Cardinals in the fourth game of the World Series. The Yanks won the...
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    I really like Threes Company show. Jack Tripper, rest in peace, is so funny in the show. He really makes me giggle and cheers me up when I am blue. Him and Martin Lawrence too, but...
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe 22-25, F Oct 3

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    Are you a businessman? Are you a music-lover? Are you a travel fan? With no matter everything you do and whom you are, you possibly often enter into trouble of electric batteries...
    electricproducts electricproducts 18-21, F Sep 27

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    BS Censored Site I posted a story several days ago on here that was humorous with words I censored. Well I know that when it gets removed right away it is noticed immediately...
    SilviaAnnGinger SilviaAnnGinger 36-40, F 8 Responses Oct 11

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    In life you find the examples of what not to do in the committed response of just living. You see so much that is a vexation of your soul in being a giver of something unseen. In...
    mrjmoore40 mrjmoore40 41-45 Oct 13

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    What follows is an account of a dream I had 35 years ago. It was of a place I read about after “seeing” (as in a vision) it in the dream. You’ve heard of it; it’s heaven...
    CallmeIshmael CallmeIshmael 61-65, M 5 days ago

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    I've been writing this, please don't steal it :( but tell me what you think! :D I have bad grammar too. ===== I was an only child until October 19, 2000 then my mom had twins...
    TheSpookyPotato TheSpookyPotato 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 27

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    September 29, 1954 On September 29, 1954, Willie Mays, centerfielder for the New York Giants, makes an amazing over-the-shoulder catch of a fly ball hit by Cleveland Indians first...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Sep 29

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    I'm wasting my life because I'm too afraid of screwing it up to actually live it. I've never understood when people my age say that they're excited because they have their whole...
    hacky2012 hacky2012 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 2

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    October 4, 1955 On October 4, 1955, the Brooklyn Dodgers win the World Series at last, beating the New York Yankees 2-0. They'd lost the championship seven times already, and...
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    October 9, 1934 On October 9, 1934, the St. Louis Cardinals defeat the Detroit Tigers in the seventh game of the World Series. No one seems to know exactly who was the first to...
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    October 10, 1957 On October 10, 1957, the Milwaukee Braves defeat the New York Yankees to win their first World Series since 1914. (They played in Boston then; the team moved to...
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    lol so this guy writes stories about this girl ;'D and she aint even wrote one about her ;'D and you can clearly see his begging it off her its so funny she aint interested in him...
    heeeeey heeeeey 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 16

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    On October 21, 1975, Boston Red Sox catcher Carlton Fisk hits a homer off the left-field pole to beat the Cincinnati Reds in the sixth game of the World Series. The Sox went on to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 days ago

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    and my blog! I am honest to a fault in my stories and blog, and I never delete them. I just spent part of my morning rereading my EP stories. I laughed at some, I rolled my eyes...
    SpilledSecrets SpilledSecrets 22-25, F 17 hrs ago

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    I wrote stories from my achizophrenic thinking. I have mild schizophrenia and write really Diffrent stories.
    TheDyingButterfly TheDyingButterfly 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    I need a boyfriend :( I'm tired of being alone and thinking "love" doesn't exist just becouse I have never experienced it. Life is complicated 😔
    kellylopez kellylopez 16-17, F 4 Responses Sep 26

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    Reading a variety of fiction and listening to texts which are in the process of preparation, I’ve noticed that I have some in-built expectations about the level of truth, or...
    exponential123 exponential123 46-50, F 2 days ago

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    Glacier Bay: The day is amazing clear and cloudless allowing a great view of the tidewater glaciers as they make their way down to the turquoise colored ocean. The glaciers are too...
    Adventurousattimes Adventurousattimes 56-60, M 11 hrs ago

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    I fell in love with a girl 2 years ago and ever since we've been inseparable. She's just finished high school and is now moving on with her life; going out drinking, meeting new...
    am8ie am8ie 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    You know, I wonder about you. How you are doing in that head of yours. I think about seeing you, hugging you, and kissing you again � wondering if you think of me at all, Maybe...
    Cpaz33 Cpaz33 26-30, F Sep 29

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    They enthrall me, the thoughts i flick through. The flights and flashes of insight, the lightening strike of realization. I consider a wide range of subjects. Morality, Crime...
    abracakyle abracakyle 22-25, M Oct 1

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    In many instances I feel like life has let me down despite the effort I have made to make it better. For the past year I have been on a journey of rediscovery. On this journey I...
    Detimus Detimus 36-40, M Oct 15

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    Its up to the human to make that happen, life isn't hard or easy it isn't sad or happy, it is a series of events to which we as humans are able react to in a million different ways...
    TheCreatorOfAll TheCreatorOfAll 16-17, M Sep 26

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