I Am Too Sexy It Hurts

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 23 People

    The Title Got Me

    i just love the title of this group
    bemmie bemmie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 2, 2012

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    We are a desi couple and I am the husband here. Have been here earlier and had some good interaction with people and friends here. Since EP is closing, I would like to connect...
    Desicouplefun Desicouplefun
    46-50, M
    Apr 21
    i am travelling in a public transport right now..a night journey from Jaipur to Delhi, its a sleeper semi-Delux bus.. sleeper seat just opp. to me is occupied by a couple and the...
    MysteriousLion MysteriousLion
    22-25, M
    Apr 21
    I have too many goals. Too much drive...I want to do everything and anything...I just want to run like Forrest Gump. I wish I was like other people and just went with the flow. I...
    gxd786 gxd786
    22-25, M
    Apr 21
    I am going to LA for summer, maybe one or two months, looking for ppl to provide a room or bed to stay for one to two months, I can work as personal assistant or cleaner or other...
    engberggg engberggg
    18-21, F
    Apr 21
    Thinking too much can save people from troubles! Ah ha ha! Here is the experience I wanna share. I have this bad habit of thinking for hours at night. So yesterday at 2AM I was...
    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 21
    I am in love with my bestfriend,and I don't believe his in love with me. His 3 years older then me.
    PrincessHannahsweet16 PrincessHannahsweet16
    16-17, F
    Apr 20
    EP rocks I met the most amazing man on here I had an injured soul and he made me whole again by words only not many men can do that he was very kind and patient with me guided me...
    Triplets111 Triplets111
    56-60, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    daughter pictures to share :)
    young2222 young2222
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Apr 19
    I wantbto have too intense sex .. And too long and too often...
    blushedcheeks blushedcheeks
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 19
    Friendship is fine. It's just when people get too attached and want to be more than friends, that's when I freak out and push them away. I don't understand this as I have never...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 19
    Well as Ep is drawing to a close accounts are being deleted as people leave for new sites who here who can read this fancy chatting maybe to chat more after Thursday msg me back?
    teddyboylovesboobs1 teddyboylovesboobs1
    41-45, M
    Apr 19
    I had a experience in the movie threater by myself with a hot black 6'4 marine no reget. Bend over for him. It was awesome throughout
    canttouchthisxp canttouchthisxp
    22-25, F
    Apr 18
    Im Missing my kids dad so bad it hurts im crying. no we didnt break up but have been separated since July 28 2015 reason why is because i had to go D&A treatment there is...
    LoneRanger34 LoneRanger34
    22-25, F
    Apr 17
    How to Know When It’s Time to Give Up By Cloris Kylie Stock You might be experiencing a situation that isn’t working and wondering whether you should persevere a little...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 17
    We are a desi couple and I am the husband here. Have been here earlier and had some good interaction with people and friends here. Since EP is closing, I would like to connect...
    Desicouplefun Desicouplefun
    46-50, M
    Apr 17
    Being a smoker is a requirement for any girl that wants to hang out with me!
    Cohancy Cohancy
    56-60, F
    1 Response Apr 17
    I'm that kind of girl who falls in love to easily and find it hard to let go and I dated this one guy on this site (yes I actually know him in person) I'm not sure how it happened...
    carmenjass carmenjass
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 16
    Now that this site is closing i feel like i need to let him know something, I miss him. I miss him so much my heart aches at the thought of him, I don't know if he'll ever see this...
    Skeletonhat Skeletonhat
    13-15, F
    Apr 16
    Well, not exactly. Maybe I was born an old soul. Older than my age, anyway. And I've always been a quiet child, just watching the world go by before me. My parents weren't...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 16
    Have anyone here been to one of those illegal clubs where sex and women is a trade? something like wife exchange or sort of stuffs? I had only heard of these kind of stuffs but...
    swtlve swtlve
    22-25
    Apr 16
    searching a girlfriend to be over 30 pm me
    haroonbukhari haroonbukhari
    18-21, M
    Apr 15
    Really I am too nice... This occurred to me earlier when I realised that my colleague had again dropped the ball and did not follow up on something which was due today. I called...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 15
    I love wearing women's over the knee boots and thigh high boots. I'm a straight happily married man who doesn't consider himself a cross-dresser. However I have always loved the...
    Chase02 Chase02
    41-45
    Apr 15
    I just want someone who likes dirty talking as much as i do. o just want to c-u-m
    kikikitty02 kikikitty02
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Apr 15
    I Google too much. Lately I've been Googling firemen rescuing cats because you get the most adorable pictures like this. <3
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 14
    Seeing that EP will be shutting down soon I won't elaborate and say that nearly all lingerie is sexy. I have as fondness for garters such what comes with corsets, garter belts...
    Thejannettearmet Thejannettearmet
    51-55, T
    2 Responses Apr 13
    looking for some real friends for some fun talks and may be more .... pm me if you feel the same
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 13
    I have started to show a lot of fat which really gets me uncomfortable when i'm walking around. I try to eat healthy but the chips are too tempting
    ItzelCookieStar ItzelCookieStar
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 12
    they are so sexy and naughty, "dirty thirties" this young buck loves women in their thirties;)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 12
    I'm probably gonna get hate for this...but I'm at a loss...please no rude remarks. I've been talking to this guy that I've know for many, many years. We started talking on...
    boppysgirl boppysgirl
    13-15, F
    6 Responses Apr 12
    I wish I had played a sport. I am not athletic at all, I'm so bad at sports. My friend plays softball and the bond she has with her teammates is unbreakable. I feel so left out...
    Bellasmithbella Bellasmithbella
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 11
    I see the signs. When I find someone I enjoy talking to, it's all I want to do. Especially when first getting to know a person. But I guess I also need to see the signs that I'm...
    lovesthenightsky lovesthenightsky
    26-30, F
    Apr 11
    Check out the new and improved EP! http://exp2.xyz/
    Ttlicious1 Ttlicious1
    46-50, F
    1 Response Apr 10
    Message me let's trade pics
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 10
    Come on guys out there- I'll answer anything you ask.... Anything. Let's make it intersting
    Ireland99 Ireland99
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 10
    Hi, girls. I am hot guy, add me pls, skype - mengak
    mengak mengak
    26-30, M
    Apr 10
    Hi, girls. I am hot guy, add me pls, skype - mengak
    mengak mengak
    26-30, M
    Apr 10
    Hi, girls. I am hot guy, add me pls, skype - mengak
    mengak mengak
    26-30, M
    Apr 10
    Why does everyone at school think I don't have feelings? They say that they are my friends , but where were they when my walls came crashing down I help them always in everyday...
    Dessily Dessily
    13-15, F
    6 Responses Apr 10
    Hi, girls. I am hot guy, add me pls, skype - mengak
    mengak mengak
    26-30, M
    Apr 10
    Hi, girls. I am hot guy, add me pls, skype - mengak
    mengak mengak
    26-30, M
    Apr 10
    Want a girlfriend who loves to watch 2 guys and would strongly encourage me to try it
    scokid scokid
    51-55, M
    Apr 10
    I love it, so sexy and makes me feel sooo good all over.. (;
    YoungForeverrr YoungForeverrr
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 9
    I shop way too much. What do I seem to buy the most of? Tank tops and panties to match. I have a small dresser with three drawers in it that are filled with my tanks and their...
    lovesthenightsky lovesthenightsky
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 9
    That acne commercial was hilarious. In order to qualify for the acne study you need at least eight pumps lined on your face in a row and some with white pus oozing out. And the way...
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe
    22-25, F
    Apr 9
    I should expose my rational thinking more, people tend to think I'm very mushy romantic or positionally defensive. Or I'm too caught up with applying traditional people relating...
    vivianescrooge vivianescrooge
    22-25
    Apr 9
    I'm too old to be depressed. I look at other people and the ones who seem to be depressed are in their teens or early twenties. Maybe I'm just looking at the surface. I want to be...
    ebetheee ebetheee
    41-45, F
    Apr 8
    I have too many tabs open in my mind.
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 8
    Fuc,k the liers who say they love you but they really don't Fuc,k the pretenders who'll make you believe when nothing true Fuc,k the maniacs who'll do everything to score Fuc,k...
    mysticalexis224 mysticalexis224
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 7
    My favorite power tool is definitely a sawzall. The first one I owned was a Milwaukee, and it was great. The second one, however, I think is even better. I've had a Porter Cable...
    rottenrobi rottenrobi
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Apr 7
    Love these boots.  What do you all think?
    lauratdc lauratdc
    46-50, T
    4 Responses Apr 6
    Many times I have thought about that very special one I have yet to meet... I wonder if he/she thinks of me sometimes too !
    AlipheeseVayentha AlipheeseVayentha
    18-21, F
    Apr 6
    There's this girl at school who tries so hard to be cool. Honestly it has become so pathetic and funny. I don't understand why you would make a fool of yourself to be seen a cool...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    2 Responses Apr 5
    how much do u guys think a tat that measures 10inch x 4 inch. Any estimates? (not gonna be all filled in)
    copenhagenkyle copenhagenkyle
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 5
    There isn't a day... maybe an hour even, that I don't think of you. I miss you. I wonder if you're doing okay. Are you still out there somewhere? Or have you completely left? I...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 5
    me too internet is addicting and it is hard to get off
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 4
    I can't relate to what was stated above. I think I haven't experienced it at all, just yet. I usually fall asleep thinking such things. And what I often think every night is that I...
    Nyengenhe Nyengenhe
    16-17, F
    Apr 4
    Back when my wife was my girlfriend she put on about 25lbs during university and her work placement, mainly through an increasingly sedentary lifestyle and too much socialising...
    cyclingfan cyclingfan
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 4
    I REALLY need a wheelchair. I started a gofundme to help with the cost. Any donations will be helpful:) https://www.gofundme.com/r9u3nyj8
    kikitaina kikitaina
    18-21, F
    Apr 4
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