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I Am Too Sexy It Hurts

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    The Title Got Me

    i just love the title of this group
    bemmie bemmie 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2012

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    This is probably why i never get a girl. Because I'm always too shy to ever say anything. My friend tells me they're human beings just like everyone else but then I'm like they're...
    Theguy0298 Theguy0298 16-17, M 9 hrs ago

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    Someone flagged my profilepicture. The only reason i can think of is : I am too sexy. No nudity , no provoking, no racist content, just me in it. Ergo : Too Sexy I put it back...
    DomPie DomPie 41-45, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I've been laying in bed since 18:00. I'm so tired yet I can't sleep... And my face hurts too... fml rn :(
    Kanza00 Kanza00 22-25 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Today, when I got out of the shower, my girlfriend Tina gave me a pair of her old shorts to wear. She has been making me wear her tightest jeans and I needed a break. I tried very...
    MTJeans MTJeans 18-21, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    over the many years of my passion for sexy lingerie, I have amassed quite a collection. I remember the thrill in my younger days when my passion pushed me into pinching the odd bra...
    mars76 mars76 56-60, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Too Old to remember too Young to forget.... Too Young to stay but too Old to cast away. Like time ticking quickly but you know it is here to stay. No wonder Old sport...
    AbdallahJO AbdallahJO 26-30, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Today I felt sexy!!! Felt confident today... Wish it was everyday lol Working on my fitness!! ;)
    URLOVED4EVA URLOVED4EVA 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I keep having dreams about the boy I never gave a chance to, until it was too late & I realized I loved him. I keep dreaming that it is summer, and I stop by his house. His parents...
    Veeeeeeee Veeeeeeee 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Does that make me a *****, or a ****? I am not sure, because I don't give in to the perves/ sexual members here on EP, i just use them, because i LIKE them, not for attention from...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    So the other day I was contacted by my ex-husband's now ex-girlfriend who is now 22. She was in dire necessity and need to speak to me about him and some of the things that just...
    Bssanglergrl1 Bssanglergrl1 36-40 11 Responses 3 days ago

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    Have you ever loved someone so much that when they're gone no matter how long its been it still hurts?? That me right know, no matter how hard i try to distract myself the pain is...
    marshmel marshmel 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    I find older women to be extremely sexy and often fantasize about them
    dwill3 dwill3 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    god I love, LOVE, seeing them all big and swollen and pregnant...makes me want to rub that sexy belly and the rest of those soft curves...and more
    BretH BretH 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Sorry.. I have a naughty dirty mind with a bad *** sexy imagination..
    naughtybar10der naughtybar10der 26-30, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    This is just a story I wanna share. The "I am Fat and Sexy - that's what I tell myself" line is not about me, but about my younger sister. My sister is three years younger than I...
    talkinginstringcups talkinginstringcups 18-21, F a week ago

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    OK, not my rules… So those you who read my posts (or maybe chat via message) know my ups and downs with my sex life with my wife. This past weekend had the makings of a great...
    alteregoeleven alteregoeleven 46-50, M 4 Responses Jun 29

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    This is just my opinion: You can be the most beautiful person on earth, but if I can't have a deep conversation with you, I just don't think you are "sexy". On the other hand, if...
    INFJRyan INFJRyan 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    love hurts ohh really ? just close your eyes and think of your mum. Does your love for her hurts ? obviously not . be positive all my buddies
    hattit123 hattit123 22-25, M Jun 29

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    I loved my prom dress, it reminded me of The Great Gatsby. My date got so hot, he took off his blazer, lol!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 27

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    Met a cool person, started talking. Things were going well. He says he thought I was beautiful, and that I had a wonderful personality. I was a wonderful person. Fast forward to...
    saram1985 saram1985 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    Hey females im so sexy hot horny you msg me add me give your numbers you want me your place or my place always ready im:*
    yourdady2nite69 yourdady2nite69 31-35, M Jun 26

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    I'm feeling sexy today. I think I'll go to a club and wear a tight skirt and heels and a tight top, bra optional. Have some guy buy me some drinks, do some dancing. Maybe I can...
    candy110 candy110 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    Yes i feel so hot when i see my friend looking to my girlfriend. ..its turn me on.. I let her every time wear new sexy dress show more and more First night... she wear sexy dress...
    romario998 romario998 26-30, M Jun 25

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    I love wearing sexy bras thay feel so nice on my body
    dresscross dresscross 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 24

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    I am a hopeless romantic with a sexy imagination.
    SheAlone SheAlone 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    I get stuck in this rut and think over and over that I will never be as gorgeous/beautiful/hot/sexy/thin as oh, let's say a billion other women who are much much more attractive...
    chelseeuh chelseeuh 31-35, F 5 Responses Jun 23

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    One can never have to much sexy Lingerie. Ive been wearing since ex wife turned me on to it in the early 90s. Seems there are more and more stores that cater to men. I wish woman...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 23

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    When you haven't got any in the last month, and for the last 2 nights I was getting banged in my dream from MOVIE STARS wow!!!!! -Army Hammer -Henry Cavill -Chris Pratt...
    Gemma3sahara Gemma3sahara 31-35, F 5 Responses Jun 23

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    I really like that quote, and I agree with the author except I think someone who doesn't know how beautiful they are, inside or out is more attractive, not in an insecure way but...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 4 Responses Jun 22

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    My heart hurts. I can't sleep. My eating... is weird. I don't eat as much as I did or if I eat at all.... I also seem to gorge myself on food too. I don't get it. It's both. How...
    Johnviolinist823 Johnviolinist823 22-25, M 3 Responses Jun 21

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    absolutely think she males are very sexy
    dresscross dresscross 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 20

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    I'm so in love I never imagined that I'll be so in love with him so ok I knew him from my friend he's her brother we started as friends I think that was in 2011 then bestfriends...
    sandysunny2 sandysunny2 18-21, F Jun 20

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    Not only are they sexy, they are just darn comfortable!
    neoshaman neoshaman 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 18

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    i have this fantasy where your a surrogate and your about to go out on a date with me!! blind first date... you didnt tell me about it last week because you though you would have...
    bellylove232 bellylove232 26-30, M Jun 17

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    I enjoy looking at women in sexy lingerie and wearing sexy panties myself. My wife and I love to go panty shopping.
    nickleplateman nickleplateman 66-70, M Jun 16

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    You know what sucks and hurts beyond belief? Experiencing a break-up, not thinking you'll ever be able to get over that person, and then, *just* as you're starting to feel like...
    iSpyce iSpyce 26-30, F 8 Responses Jun 16

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    Made a huge mistake of eating now my tummy hurts and I have to run around and chase lil kids with my button barely buttoned. Ugh it was worth it all that food for lunch was amazing...
    lovekills69 lovekills69 22-25, F Jun 16

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    Yes, the truth hurts. But a lie, (or many lies in the case of my Mother's deceptions ) hurt more as they are revealed over time. I would rather have the bitter truth than a sweet...
    SteelButterfly SteelButterfly 41-45, F Jun 16

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    I have to say me too, that's a hot picture on this experience by the way!
    Jhayne8 Jhayne8 31-35, F Jun 15

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    yet sometimes not enough. I care too much and yet not enough, I have been told. I speak too often and more often, I know, not enough. I try too hard and know I should have tried a...
    knightedone1 knightedone1 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 14

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