I Am Tripping You If The Zombies Chase Us

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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 6, 2015

    Sorry bro but if you're pulling out in front of

    me and the zombies are getting closer well then you're my best bet of survival for a little while...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 28, 2014

    For anyone that doesn't hold the door

    for me at all. Ya *** is grass.
    domdotcom domdotcom
    18-21, F
    Oct 7, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 4, 2015

    All zombies are slow

    so it is easy to get away.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 26
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 14, 2015

    If a zombie falls in the forest

    and nobody is around to hear it... Does it make a sound?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 11, 2015

    This is one of my favorite shirt.

    It says Emergency plan encase a zombie apocalypse 1. Panic 2.run 3. Trip the nearest person Lol so stupid Excuse my face and and stuff
    BreeezeBlocks BreeezeBlocks
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Aug 15, 2014

    My cousin is a total ***** & I'm really feeling

    like distancing myself from her. She's hurt me so many times & I know I hurt her this one time but it just seems like she is either going out of her way on revenge for a really long time or just a regular mean careless ***** .....
    canwetawk canwetawk
    36-40, F
    Jul 22, 2015

    Don't worry I will only trip you in a zombie

    attack if you are a faster runner than me.
    tom5879 tom5879
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Jun 6, 2015
    DoorMattress DoorMattress
    16-17, M
    Aug 23, 2015

    I've told this to my husband

    and all family members...I'm so serious about it too! And my a** is heading to the nearest Costco because that's the best bet (until of course some dummy brings in their infected bf/gf/mom)
    alorabella alorabella
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Apr 2, 2015

    Lmao wtf why would they have this It seems like

    something id do tho Then there is a random pic of the frog that my cat killed He didn't even see it coming
    MyaA13 MyaA13
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Jan 12, 2015

    Especially.....

    .......If it was some random person running right next to me. Random person or me? Kind of obvious who I'd be trying to save.Now if it was me and my BFF running away from a horde of zombies.......then we'd be trying to trip each other ^^; Lol, nah, we'd just keep running like...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 7, 2011

    I gotta few people that I'll use

    for zombie food first, so I'll save tripping you for a last resort :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 21, 2015

    Not today *****, take one

    for the team! *trips you over and runs away* *whispers under breath* so worth it
    lolznewaccountio lolznewaccountio
    18-21, F
    Mar 7, 2015

    If for some reason you happen to run faster

    and I haven't already shot you first
    ThaUniqueOne ThaUniqueOne
    31-35, M
    1 Response Aug 26, 2015

    Okay. Okay. I won't trip you,

    but still, we gots to hustle! LOL
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 3, 2014

    yup I'll come back just.

    ..stay there with this rotten flesh and brain and maybe fall down alot?
    ComicGeek ComicGeek
    13-15, F
    Aug 23, 2015

    If the zombies chase us I'm tripping you

    and leaving you behind then I'm gonna run away and probably get eaten anyways.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 19, 2015
    AngelWithASecret2 AngelWithASecret2
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 14, 2015

    Let's face it. In a zombie invasion only the

    fittest survive. If you don't trip me first when we are cornered, it means either you love me or you are too slow to qualify for fitness. So I do the best to help you, but if I can't...it was nice to meet you.
    Jesuan30 Jesuan30
    66-70, M
    Jun 26, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 1, 2015

    Don't think I'm not serious.

    Also the same applies to getting away from large safari animals. I won't hesitate to trip u, push u down, shoot u in the leg, or wutever it takes to give me a chance to escape lol. Don't act all surprised I told u in advance. I'll tell ur mom u fought the good fight so u'll...
    SweetSyrupOfSchadenfreude SweetSyrupOfSchadenfreude
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 17, 2014

    My Youngest Son...

    is 12, and his brother 14. This summer, we were camping at a park in upstate NY, and went for a LONG walk. Well it started to get dark long before we were near our campsite, and while I knew exactly where we were, the boys being city bred, had not a clue of how to get back. The...
    THEBIGM THEBIGM
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Nov 29, 2010
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 8, 2015
    killerbutterfly killerbutterfly
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 17, 2014

    Lol I would if I had the self preservation

    instinct. I'd probly just panic and stand there like a dipshit xD
    burnout95 burnout95
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 13, 2014

    I will try then i will just clumsily fall

    and die...To become the greatest zombie ever.
    horrorstories horrorstories
    22-25, F
    Sep 20, 2015

    avoid all physical contact with zombies.

    ..they are a bit bitey...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 18, 2015

    Lmaoo this is the type of person I am

    but don't worry I'd come back for you
    Senecaaa Senecaaa
    16-17, F
    1 Response Sep 20, 2015
    Mike3569 Mike3569
    22-25, M
    2 Responses May 21, 2015

    Dude your so going down

    before me just think of yourself as the selfless individual that took one for team.
    LilythStone LilythStone
    36-40, F
    1 Response Aug 26, 2015

    Not today Felicia!! *trips you

    and runs* Biiiii 🐼💙
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 16, 2015

    Not Me

    They wont be chasing me,They will be too busy gorging on your brain and skin....Sorry but if its me or you,I will always choose me,And the zombies will chews you ^^
    TalkN3rdy2Me TalkN3rdy2Me
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Apr 7, 2011

    If you're anything like Shane (TWD)

    or Scott( bff's ex boyfriend ) then the zombies will be getting a snack..... :) Trust me. Scott is a jack*ss and Shane was a d¡ckwad
    RaeLynn79 RaeLynn79
    16-17, F
    Sep 20, 2015

    if its my best friend

    or boyfriend, I would stick with them no matter what. But of I'm with someone I don't like, I probably will stock with them too I'm good and bad.
    jackhack101 jackhack101
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 27, 2015

    Still Getting There

    I'm working out more often these days but I'm still not in great shape. Somebody is getting tripped! Rule #1: CARDIO
    jessicalynn88 jessicalynn88
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 24, 2013
    uhhhellothere uhhhellothere
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 30, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 7, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 3, 2015

    It has to be done. I wont baby sit you

    and you just create a lot of noise plus, i need a bait. So goodbye liability.
    WifeOfVegeta WifeOfVegeta
    26-30, F
    Jan 29, 2015

    Eww I'm tripping him

    if the zombies come
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Sep 9, 2015

    I won't trip you ....

    . If I know for certain I can run faster than you 😋
    celest1fiamma celest1fiamma
    13-15, F
    1 Response May 21, 2015
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