Janx Spirit is a rather potent alcoholic beverage, and is used heavily in drinking games that are played in the hyperspace ports that serve the madranite mining belts in the star system of Orion Beta.
The game is not unlike the Earth game called Indian Wrestling, and is played...
I wanted to be strong, i am... I wanted to be smart, i am... I wanted to be handsome, well you can't have it all...
No longer waiting for my ship to come in... will I ever do anything?
uncultivated talent, buffered by the ultimate laziness that is my essence...
" I walk so tall...
Perhaps because we don't celebrate eiter Thanksgiving or Halloween here.
The connection, for me, is people coming together in gratitude, love and shared-ness. When this happens, there is inevitably laughter, sometimes jackassery, but always a good time.
I love to laugh and have...
Run away, run away, run away and save your life
Run away, run away, run away if you want to survive
It's time to break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh
You better break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh
I walk so tall, ascending I stand so high
Earth below me...
Take good care of the corporation
and it will be a salvation unto you
care for the chief executive officer
he has many responsibilities
and caring for people is the most important
be a republican
save your old fat white donkey (the rest of the world wants you dead)
if the poor...
My first thought was "La Marseillaise... but as that is already the National Anthem of France...
it may not be inclusive enough.
A Mascot needs an Anthem!
A composer... quick...
hmm.. . the man in the middle, he remind you of anyone?
THese are actual answers to questions put to 16 year old High School kids in the GCSE examinations in Swindon, Wiltshire, UK
Name the four seasons? Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink? A flirtation...
Meeting you, with a view to a kill,
Face to face, in secret places. Feel the chill.
Nightfall covers me,
But you know, the plans I'm making
Still over see.
Could it be the whole earth opening wide
A sacred why? A myst'ry gaping inside
The weekends; why? Until we
A group of ep junkies drunk and driving out on marston moor. It just so happened that our mystery machine van of love broke down. With no way to fix it and nothing upon nothing but darkness for miles we figured we had better leave the van and try our luck on the moor. Figuring...
I have been given
one moment from heaven
as I am walking
surrounded by night,
Stars high above me
make a wish under moonlight.
On my way home
only good days.
I'm on my way home
I can remember
every new day.
I move in silence
with each step taken,
Whereas, the country is badly in need of financial aid;Whereas, the Bureau of Internal Revenue has recommended adding taxes;Whereas, this Office has reviewed said recommendation and ruled it as proper;I, by the power vested in me, hereby resolve to approve BIR recommendation...
I could really use it. I bought fourteen fish today. Fourteen fish, as a replacement for two. They're a present for my boon, age 5. I'm now responsible for upkeep. Anybody want some very colorful, poorly rolled sushi?
I am always up for much jackassery.
Exactly what I needed -
a herd of jackass rofl.
Jackassery: a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior, typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.
i The Big Dream
(Anderson / Howe / Wakeman / Bruford)
So giving all the love you have
Never be afraid to show your heart
So giving all the love you have
There is a special reason
A special reason...
In the big dream
We are heroes
We are dreamers
Of the big dream
Someone told me...
There has been far too little jackassery here lately. I am not an expert in jackassaciousness so I can't really help much...only YOU can make sure we have an ample supply.
You know who you are.
It's written on your shorts.
I crept the ground
I sliced through the enemy
that had you confound
and yet you're the hero
the spear in the air
your mind is so mangled
from your feats of dare
save the bulls
he has won the battle
so much for the glory of (Rome)air power...
I'm taking all you down with me
Explosives duct taped to my spine
Nothings gonna change my mind
I won't listen to anyone's last words
There's nothing left for you to say
Soon you'll be dead anyway
No one here is getting out alive
This time I've really lost my mind and I don't...
The hero that you have willed to life...
my trusty steed carries me quickly across the desert in the light of a new morning
lifeblood courses through me filling me with vigorous energy
feeling this alive again, I smile, teeth and eyes gleaming
One last admiring look and you're...
OK kids, I'm back!
Just can't think of anything to write about at the moment. Gee, how often am I speechless? Perhaps, we should all enjoy this moment of silence....haha.
I feel like I owe you a promise to take myself less seriously, not...