I Am Up For Some Jackassery

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 122 People

    A Trip Down The Green Tubes That Comprise The Golden Glowing Universal Ball Of Truth

    The hero that you have willed to life... my trusty steed carries me quickly across the desert in the light of a new morning lifeblood courses through me filling me with vigorous energy feeling this alive again, I smile, teeth and eyes gleaming One last admiring look and you're...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Aug 18, 2010

    I Think That This Is Hilarious

     Nature is truly beautiful  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-FuwMDq5s&feature=player_detailpage
    bcj bcj
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Jan 10, 2010

    There Has To Be An End Somewhere....

    Someone has to hold her and someone has to ****** it up and run hard....Destry, the cloak has to come off! You're creeping me out.
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow
    31-35, F
    30 Responses Apr 18, 2011

    Devils Dance On The Periphery...

    Dreams are set aside relationships have died all is squandered combat is a cancer on my soul no amount of tears or prayer wash away
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    1 Response Sep 4, 2010

    Far Too Little...

    There has been far too little jackassery here lately.  I am not an expert in jackassaciousness so I can't really help much...only YOU can make sure we have an ample supply.   You know who you are.   It's written on your shorts.
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick
    41-45, F
    16 Responses Nov 28, 2009

    Having A Blast By Green Day

    I'm taking all you down with me Explosives duct taped to my spine Nothings gonna change my mind I won't listen to anyone's last words There's nothing left for you to say Soon you'll be dead anyway No one here is getting out alive This time I've really lost my mind and I don't...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    1 Response Sep 6, 2010

    Wild Kid

    The more i look at that kid and his gesture i send him the V peace sign something he can practice later>>>
    scarecrowe scarecrowe
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Sep 10, 2010

    While You Cruised The Sky

    I crept the ground I sliced through the enemy that had you confound and yet you're the hero the spear in the air your mind is so mangled from your feats of dare save the bulls honor maximus he has won the battle so much for the glory of (Rome)air power...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    Jan 18, 2011

    In The Big Dream...just Hear Your Voice In All The Songs Of The Earth...

    i The Big Dream (Anderson / Howe / Wakeman / Bruford) So giving all the love you have Never be afraid to show your heart So giving all the love you have There is a special reason A special reason... In the big dream We are heroes We are dreamers Of the big dream Someone told me...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    Aug 28, 2011

    This Is

    one of the funniest groups online lol :) - due to many reasons actually. lol :)
    Thought1 Thought1
    22-25
    2 Responses Jun 21, 2009

    I Think That This Is Hilarious

    I Just received this.............Cellulite is not an imperfection… those dimples are saying 'I'm sexy'                                   in Braille ..' 
    bcj bcj
    51-55, M
    12 Responses Jan 25, 2010

    What Better Place ?

    OK kids, I'm back!  Just can't think of anything to write about at the moment.   Gee, how often am I speechless?  Perhaps, we should all enjoy this moment of silence....haha. I feel like I owe you a promise to take myself less seriously, not...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy
    51-55, F
    4 Responses Sep 23, 2009

    Maybe I Am.... Maybe I'm Not...

    What I am up for is putting elitest groupers in their place.   On the George Foreman grill... where they belong... in a nice butter and dill sauce.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 28, 2010

    And Jesus Said...

    Take good care of the corporation and it will be a salvation unto you care for the chief executive officer he has many responsibilities and caring for people is the most important be a republican save your old fat white donkey (the rest of the world wants you dead) if the poor...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    1 Response Sep 4, 2010

    No Angel

    Blonde haired but no angel he's yelling stilll....
    scarecrowe scarecrowe
    22-25, M
    Sep 10, 2010

    Executive Order No. 1

    Whereas, the country is badly in need of financial aid;Whereas, the Bureau of Internal Revenue has recommended adding taxes;Whereas, this Office has reviewed said recommendation and ruled it as proper;I, by the power vested in me, hereby resolve to approve BIR recommendation...
    mareliberum mareliberum
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 31, 2010

    View To A Kill

    Meeting you, with a view to a kill, Face to face, in secret places. Feel the chill. Nightfall covers me, But you know, the plans I'm making Still over see. Could it be the whole earth opening wide A sacred why? A myst'ry gaping inside The weekends; why? Until we Dance...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    Jan 16, 2011

    On My Way Home By Enya

    I have been given one moment from heaven as I am walking surrounded by night, Stars high above me make a wish under moonlight. On my way home I remember only good days. I'm on my way home I can remember every new day. I move in silence with each step taken, snow falling...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    1 Response Sep 5, 2010

    Real Answers From High School Exam Papers

    THese are actual answers to questions put to 16 year old High School kids in the GCSE examinations in Swindon, Wiltshire, UK Name the four seasons? Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink? A flirtation...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby
    56-60, F
    9 Responses Feb 7, 2011

    No Shite There We Were

    A group of ep junkies drunk and driving out on marston moor. It just so happened that our mystery machine van of love broke down. With no way to fix it and nothing upon nothing but darkness for miles we figured we had better leave the van and try our luck on the moor. Figuring...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    May 28, 2011

    Oh, Don't Give Me None More Of That Ol' Janx Spirit...

    Janx Spirit is a rather potent alcoholic beverage, and is used heavily in drinking games that are played in the hyperspace ports that serve the madranite mining belts in the star system of Orion Beta. The game is not unlike the Earth game called Indian Wrestling, and is played...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Jun 5, 2011

    Glowy Is Bouncy...

    Help her out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like jack... and need to put conditions on the *** part!!!! Jackassery anybody???
    HappySailor HappySailor
    41-45, M
    12 Responses Jan 13, 2010

    Unobservant Logic

    I could really use it.  I bought fourteen fish today.  Fourteen fish, as a replacement for two.  They're a present for my boon, age 5.  I'm now responsible for upkeep.  Anybody want some very colorful, poorly rolled sushi?
    unobserver unobserver
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Feb 11, 2010

    Little Hitler

    Why does the child in the picture for this group look like he his a mini Nazi?
    MsSerendipity MsSerendipity
    18-21, F
    9 Responses Oct 13, 2010

    JustJessie -- What Shall Your Anthem Be??!!

     My first thought was "La Marseillaise... but as that is already the National Anthem of France... it may not be inclusive enough.   A Mascot needs an Anthem!   A composer... quick...   hmm.. . the man in the middle, he remind you of anyone?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 30, 2009

    And I Shall Not Save Any Bulls!!

    (thanks for the job, MadMaximus) 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 30, 2009

    Mad Scientist Throwdown : Destry Vs. Evaporated...

     Destry wearing Black and White Trunks... Evaporated in... (Evaporated did say either mad scientist or circus sharpshooter just throwing out the options)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses May 1, 2009

    Run Away Vs Move Any Mountain Vs Max's Re-verse

    Run away, run away, run away and save your life Run away, run away, run away if you want to survive It's time to break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh You better break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh I walk so tall, ascending I stand so high Earth below me...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    Jan 16, 2011

    Indeed

    as simply put   i am a jackass
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 28, 2009

    Vsb

    I wanted to be strong, i am... I wanted to be smart, i am... I wanted to be handsome, well you can't have it all... No longer waiting for my ship to come in... will I ever do anything? uncultivated talent, buffered by the ultimate laziness that is my essence... " I walk so tall...
    madmaximus madmaximus
    36-40, M
    Aug 27, 2011

    They Are Everywhere

    I am always up for much jackassery. Exactly what I needed - a herd of jackass rofl.   Jackassery: a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior, typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.
    Thought1 Thought1
    22-25
    4 Responses Sep 16, 2009

    Oh Yes!

    Perhaps because we don't celebrate eiter Thanksgiving or Halloween here. The connection, for me, is people coming together in gratitude, love and shared-ness. When this happens, there is inevitably laughter, sometimes jackassery, but always a good time. I love to laugh and have...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby
    56-60, F
    7 Responses Nov 1, 2010

    Wild Kid

    HEY I'M LEAVING THAT KID'S GESTURE IS INTOLERABLE. KID STOP YELLING AT ME .!!!!
    scarecrowe scarecrowe
    22-25, M
    Sep 6, 2010

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    Hey everyone!!! For those of you who are sad that EP is ending and need some cheering up, here is a skit I made about being a fangirl for the Backstreet Boys!!! LOL https...
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1
    26-30, F
    Apr 21
    Add me on k-i-k gainer101 or Skype barakar42 if you want to keep chatting
    feeder101 feeder101
    18-21, M
    Apr 20
    There you are! I found you!!!
    Hannah1100 Hannah1100
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Apr 20
    I wanna do a lighter post I guess before it's the end. Almost like a finale. I just don't know exactly what to write about, but I might just write about a few random things that...
    rana3434 rana3434
    41-45, F
    Apr 20
    Okay my last experience I post will be this.. My last grandfather has passed away.. I have only met him once I think when I was a baby. A week ago I found out he was very ill and...
    JordanTheLost6 JordanTheLost6
    16-17, M
    1 Response Apr 20
    This will be the last time I ever post something on EP, and it seems fitting that it emanates from the account that started it all for me. I'm not sure I can class myself as a...
    Alania21 Alania21
    22-25, M
    Apr 20
    Someone specific, with 2 days left to go. Who is this?
    JamaltheMedic JamaltheMedic
    16-17, M
    Apr 19
    Me: *walking to Science* Teacher: Hey Camille! Me: o-O Teacher: Ready for the quiz? Me: O^o Teacher: Um... Ok. See you next class! [Later that same week] Kid: Camille! What...
    EridianaAndErin EridianaAndErin
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 19
    I wantbto have too intense sex .. And too long and too often...
    blushedcheeks blushedcheeks
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 19
    I met her on POF back in July of 2015 we have seen each other once since then but we talk everyday! She has been there everyday since my ex left me for some guy that doesn't care...
    dreamin20 dreamin20
    22-25, F
    Apr 18
    Duality rules. We hear all the time how important education is, however those who are sold as role models are not educated people. We hear messages telling that money does not...
    Cierzo Cierzo
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Apr 18
    I have absolutely no idea how to start conversations or just not be awkward in general. I blame it all on my last 3 years of high school. I went from a public high school of 400...
    chasingsunsets chasingsunsets
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Apr 18
    Lookin for someone to talk to
    george1911 george1911
    16-17, F
    Apr 17
    We are a desi couple and I am the husband here. Have been here earlier and had some good interaction with people and friends here. Since EP is closing, I would like to connect...
    Desicouplefun Desicouplefun
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 17
    Do you have this on your mind? That you don't deserve happiness, That everyone deserves someone better than you, How to deal with this?how to get my self confidence back?
    Ciflo Ciflo
    18-21, F
    Apr 17
    I hate starting conversations woth people im not familliar with. Im a total anti-social person when it comes to strangers, and i easily become socially awkward too. Im more of an...
    Heyoitsme Heyoitsme
    16-17, F
    Apr 17
    I hate bothering people so I wait for them to start up a conversation. It makes me seem antisocial but I talk to anyone that wants to talk. I just don't speak first.
    sierraseptember sierraseptember
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 17
    Yeah I'm here searching for something, though I know it's going to be gone soon - but hey, I can say I tried, right? Another night, another strange numbing sensation that I can't...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 17
    I dreamt that there was some virus that caused all the animals on earth to go crazy and try to eat people. I went to a farm and the owner had created pens for each of his animals...
    4gotwhereiwas 4gotwhereiwas
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 17
    I PRAY THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS SEARCH FOR ME The irony of life is that the things that are easily found are seldom the most rewarding. A corollary to that might be that the thing...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Apr 17
    At school, I'm a huge introvert, but when someone talks to me, I become an extrovert. Plus it's really difficult for me to start the conversation because when I do, I feel...
    Weirdestone Weirdestone
    18-21, F
    Apr 17
    People say be careful what you wish for. I don't think that's true. I'm wishing for something that won't come true. I want it and wish I had them. It won't happen... They say don't...
    staystyleandsmile staystyleandsmile
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 16
    What does it mean when you stop texting someone and they quit texting you back?
    sagespoo sagespoo
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Apr 15
    I fell in love with an idiot and i was so madly crazy in love with him and turns out he doesn't want to be in a relationship because he's bad he has bad habits that he doesn't want...
    Mar1mar Mar1mar
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 15
    I use to be like this when I first joined, but in all reality I hate chatting with ppl on here in the messages. It's so aggravating and most conversations are exactly "Hey" "Wyd...
    LifeAsCiara LifeAsCiara
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    it's been almost five years for me and I think it's going to stay this way for some time. Certainly not ready to trust again.
    lostinthisworld83 lostinthisworld83
    31-35, F
    Apr 14
    Feel free to message me! I'm from 16 from Pennsylvania. :) the country part of Pennsylvania.
    OmiB OmiB
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Apr 14
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