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    Devils Dance On The Periphery...

    Dreams are set aside relationships have died all is squandered combat is a cancer on my soul no amount of tears or prayer wash away
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 4, 2010

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    JustJessie -- What Shall Your Anthem Be??!!

     My first thought was "La Marseillaise... but as that is already the National Anthem of France... it may not be inclusive enough.   A Mascot needs an Anthem!   A composer... quick...   hmm.. . the man in the middle, he remind you of anyone?
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 30, 2009

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    Indeed

    as simply put   i am a jackass
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Apr 28, 2009

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    Wild Kid

    The more i look at that kid and his gesture i send him the V peace sign something he can practice later>>>
    scarecrowe scarecrowe 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 10, 2010

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    Oh, Don't Give Me None More Of That Ol' Janx Spirit...

    Janx Spirit is a rather potent alcoholic beverage, and is used heavily in drinking games that are played in the hyperspace ports that serve the madranite mining belts in the star system of Orion Beta. The game is not unlike the Earth game called Indian Wrestling, and is played...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 4 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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    Unobservant Logic

    I could really use it.  I bought fourteen fish today.  Fourteen fish, as a replacement for two.  They're a present for my boon, age 5.  I'm now responsible for upkeep.  Anybody want some very colorful, poorly rolled sushi?
    unobserver unobserver 31-35, F 8 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    Run Away Vs Move Any Mountain Vs Max's Re-verse

    Run away, run away, run away and save your life Run away, run away, run away if you want to survive It's time to break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh You better break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh I walk so tall, ascending I stand so high Earth below me...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Jan 16, 2011

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    Glowy Is Bouncy...

    Help her out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like jack... and need to put conditions on the *** part!!!! Jackassery anybody???
    HappySailor HappySailor 41-45, M 12 Responses Jan 13, 2010

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    I Think That This Is Hilarious

    I Just received this.............Cellulite is not an imperfection… those dimples are saying 'I'm sexy'                                   in Braille ..' 
    bcj bcj 51-55, M 12 Responses Jan 25, 2010

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    Mad Scientist Throwdown : Destry Vs. Evaporated...

     Destry wearing Black and White Trunks... Evaporated in... (Evaporated did say either mad scientist or circus sharpshooter just throwing out the options)
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses May 1, 2009

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    Having A Blast By Green Day

    I'm taking all you down with me Explosives duct taped to my spine Nothings gonna change my mind I won't listen to anyone's last words There's nothing left for you to say Soon you'll be dead anyway No one here is getting out alive This time I've really lost my mind and I don't...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2010

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    And Jesus Said...

    Take good care of the corporation and it will be a salvation unto you care for the chief executive officer he has many responsibilities and caring for people is the most important be a republican save your old fat white donkey (the rest of the world wants you dead) if the poor...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 4, 2010

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    Executive Order No. 1

    Whereas, the country is badly in need of financial aid;Whereas, the Bureau of Internal Revenue has recommended adding taxes;Whereas, this Office has reviewed said recommendation and ruled it as proper;I, by the power vested in me, hereby resolve to approve BIR recommendation...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Jan 31, 2010

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    And I Shall Not Save Any Bulls!!

    (thanks for the job, MadMaximus) 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 30, 2009

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    Real Answers From High School Exam Papers

    THese are actual answers to questions put to 16 year old High School kids in the GCSE examinations in Swindon, Wiltshire, UK Name the four seasons? Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink? A flirtation...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby 56-60, F 9 Responses Feb 7, 2011

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    No Angel

    Blonde haired but no angel he's yelling stilll....
    scarecrowe scarecrowe 22-25, M Sep 10, 2010

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    Maybe I Am.... Maybe I'm Not...

    What I am up for is putting elitest groupers in their place.   On the George Foreman grill... where they belong... in a nice butter and dill sauce.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 28, 2010

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    On My Way Home By Enya

    I have been given one moment from heaven as I am walking surrounded by night, Stars high above me make a wish under moonlight. On my way home I remember only good days. I'm on my way home I can remember every new day. I move in silence with each step taken, snow falling...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 5, 2010

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    A Trip Down The Green Tubes That Comprise The Golden Glowing Universal Ball Of Truth

    The hero that you have willed to life... my trusty steed carries me quickly across the desert in the light of a new morning lifeblood courses through me filling me with vigorous energy feeling this alive again, I smile, teeth and eyes gleaming One last admiring look and you're...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 4 Responses Aug 18, 2010

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    Vsb

    I wanted to be strong, i am... I wanted to be smart, i am... I wanted to be handsome, well you can't have it all... No longer waiting for my ship to come in... will I ever do anything? uncultivated talent, buffered by the ultimate laziness that is my essence... " I walk so tall...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Aug 27, 2011

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    View To A Kill

    Meeting you, with a view to a kill, Face to face, in secret places. Feel the chill. Nightfall covers me, But you know, the plans I'm making Still over see. Could it be the whole earth opening wide A sacred why? A myst'ry gaping inside The weekends; why? Until we Dance...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Jan 16, 2011

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    They Are Everywhere

    I am always up for much jackassery. Exactly what I needed - a herd of jackass rofl.   Jackassery: a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior, typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 4 Responses Sep 16, 2009

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    I Think That This Is Hilarious

     Nature is truly beautiful  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-FuwMDq5s&feature=player_detailpage
    bcj bcj 51-55, M 8 Responses Jan 10, 2010

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    Oh Yes!

    Perhaps because we don't celebrate eiter Thanksgiving or Halloween here. The connection, for me, is people coming together in gratitude, love and shared-ness. When this happens, there is inevitably laughter, sometimes jackassery, but always a good time. I love to laugh and have...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby 56-60, F 7 Responses Nov 1, 2010

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    Far Too Little...

    There has been far too little jackassery here lately.  I am not an expert in jackassaciousness so I can't really help much...only YOU can make sure we have an ample supply.   You know who you are.   It's written on your shorts.
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 16 Responses Nov 28, 2009

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    No Shite There We Were

    A group of ep junkies drunk and driving out on marston moor. It just so happened that our mystery machine van of love broke down. With no way to fix it and nothing upon nothing but darkness for miles we figured we had better leave the van and try our luck on the moor. Figuring...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M May 28, 2011

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    Wild Kid

    HEY I'M LEAVING THAT KID'S GESTURE IS INTOLERABLE. KID STOP YELLING AT ME .!!!!
    scarecrowe scarecrowe 22-25, M Sep 6, 2010

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    What Better Place ?

    OK kids, I'm back!  Just can't think of anything to write about at the moment.   Gee, how often am I speechless?  Perhaps, we should all enjoy this moment of silence....haha. I feel like I owe you a promise to take myself less seriously, not...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 4 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    There Has To Be An End Somewhere....

    Someone has to hold her and someone has to ****** it up and run hard....Destry, the cloak has to come off! You're creeping me out.
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 31 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    While You Cruised The Sky

    I crept the ground I sliced through the enemy that had you confound and yet you're the hero the spear in the air your mind is so mangled from your feats of dare save the bulls honor maximus he has won the battle so much for the glory of (Rome)air power...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Jan 18, 2011

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    Little Hitler

    Why does the child in the picture for this group look like he his a mini Nazi?
    MsSerendipity MsSerendipity 18-21, F 9 Responses Oct 13, 2010

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    In The Big Dream...just Hear Your Voice In All The Songs Of The Earth...

    i The Big Dream (Anderson / Howe / Wakeman / Bruford) So giving all the love you have Never be afraid to show your heart So giving all the love you have There is a special reason A special reason... In the big dream We are heroes We are dreamers Of the big dream Someone told me...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Aug 28, 2011

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    This Is

    one of the funniest groups online lol :) - due to many reasons actually. lol :)
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 2 Responses Jun 21, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I think I'm growing feelings for someone on here :L there just so easy to talk to and funny but I know long distance relationships tend not to work.
    damnitsover damnitsover 16-17, M 4 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    The company provides the new-generation and revolutionary domain "www.Best.Restaurant/RestaurantName" to only the best 10 restaurants in each metropolitan area.We are looking for...
    Anthonydu0506 Anthonydu0506 31-35, M Dec 29, 2014

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    I'm less looking for someone to talk to and more looking for someone to listen while I vent :(
    RealBaratheon RealBaratheon 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    This is Anthony from www.Best.Restaurant. The company provides the new-generation and revolutionary domain "www.Best.Restaurant/RestaurantName" to only the best 10 restaurants in...
    Anthonydu0506 Anthonydu0506 31-35, M Dec 29, 2014

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    It's scary how quickly you can fall for someone!! Your smile, your laugh... You... You are just perfect and I couldn't ask for anyone better to be in my life :3 I love chatting...
    catho catho 18-21, F Jan 12

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    My 'crush' and I have both admitted that we have feelings for each other but we agreed to 'get to know each other first' and decided that now wasn't the correct time.. But I want...
    rachieu rachieu 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 16

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    In my dance class we had to study a culture and present a dance inspired by the cultural dances. Last class a few of the girls were video taping them on snapchat and making fun of...
    katd1234 katd1234 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    I should say I am not looking for someone to talk to, rather I am looking for an intelligent person of any gender or age to talk at. Everyone has demons, those who say they don't...
    Ulrythe Ulrythe 36-40, M a week ago

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    I am luking for someone who wants a open relationship ....married or unmarried...i wana make sexual relation onli...
    keshu12345 keshu12345 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    I feel a bit ridiculous about it at times. I have everything I could wish for, incredibly lucky with where I was born, in which family, the genes I was born with, the chances I got...
    dsivdnbe dsivdnbe 18-21, F Dec 25, 2014

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    I want to share a true story with u all. Once my friend and i had planned to visit a nearby village during our school holidays. I must to tell u all that my friend is a very...
    RichardxParker RichardxParker 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 2

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    It's been almost three years since we first met. I still remember the day. I had been back in my home town for a few months after I'd convinced myself to stay because I'd missed it...
    minernick minernick 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 4

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    Tonight I feel so alone. Like everything I once had has been taken from me. My bff he never talks to me anymore. If he speaks to me its just to send him pictures of his new gf. I...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    Hi c: So basically, it's really hard for me to find someone I can relate to. Like, I wanna be able to talk to someone that gets my humor and isn't afraid to shoot a sarcastic...
    Zoeticly Zoeticly 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 10

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    Anybody live in the Eugene/Springfield areas of Oregon ? I have a boyfriend but wanting someone to come make me hold in person sometimes.
    nattie15 nattie15 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 13

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    I feel the need to be challenged. Somebody who will discuss anything from their perspective, no holds barred. Light hearted topics or serious matters, i will accept anything.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 25, 2014

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