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I Am Up For Some Jackassery

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    A Trip Down The Green Tubes That Comprise The Golden Glowing Universal Ball Of Truth

    The hero that you have willed to life... my trusty steed carries me quickly across the desert in the light of a new morning lifeblood courses through me filling me with vigorous energy feeling this alive again, I smile, teeth and eyes gleaming One last admiring look and you're...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 4 Responses Aug 18, 2010

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    Little Hitler

    Why does the child in the picture for this group look like he his a mini Nazi?
    MsSerendipity MsSerendipity 18-21, F 9 Responses Oct 13, 2010

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    On My Way Home By Enya

    I have been given one moment from heaven as I am walking surrounded by night, Stars high above me make a wish under moonlight. On my way home I remember only good days. I'm on my way home I can remember every new day. I move in silence with each step taken, snow falling...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 5, 2010

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    Wild Kid

    HEY I'M LEAVING THAT KID'S GESTURE IS INTOLERABLE. KID STOP YELLING AT ME .!!!!
    scarecrowe scarecrowe 22-25, M Sep 6, 2010

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    I Think That This Is Hilarious

    I Just received this.............Cellulite is not an imperfection… those dimples are saying 'I'm sexy'                                   in Braille ..' 
    bcj bcj 51-55, M 12 Responses Jan 25, 2010

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    JustJessie -- What Shall Your Anthem Be??!!

     My first thought was "La Marseillaise... but as that is already the National Anthem of France... it may not be inclusive enough.   A Mascot needs an Anthem!   A composer... quick...   hmm.. . the man in the middle, he remind you of anyone?
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 30, 2009

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    Executive Order No. 1

    Whereas, the country is badly in need of financial aid;Whereas, the Bureau of Internal Revenue has recommended adding taxes;Whereas, this Office has reviewed said recommendation and ruled it as proper;I, by the power vested in me, hereby resolve to approve BIR recommendation...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Jan 31, 2010

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    There Has To Be An End Somewhere....

    Someone has to hold her and someone has to ****** it up and run hard....Destry, the cloak has to come off! You're creeping me out.
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 31 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    Far Too Little...

    There has been far too little jackassery here lately.  I am not an expert in jackassaciousness so I can't really help much...only YOU can make sure we have an ample supply.   You know who you are.   It's written on your shorts.
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 16 Responses Nov 28, 2009

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    What Better Place ?

    OK kids, I'm back!  Just can't think of anything to write about at the moment.   Gee, how often am I speechless?  Perhaps, we should all enjoy this moment of silence....haha. I feel like I owe you a promise to take myself less seriously, not...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 4 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    Unobservant Logic

    I could really use it.  I bought fourteen fish today.  Fourteen fish, as a replacement for two.  They're a present for my boon, age 5.  I'm now responsible for upkeep.  Anybody want some very colorful, poorly rolled sushi?
    unobserver unobserver 31-35, F 8 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    Mad Scientist Throwdown : Destry Vs. Evaporated...

     Destry wearing Black and White Trunks... Evaporated in... (Evaporated did say either mad scientist or circus sharpshooter just throwing out the options)
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses May 1, 2009

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    No Shite There We Were

    A group of ep junkies drunk and driving out on marston moor. It just so happened that our mystery machine van of love broke down. With no way to fix it and nothing upon nothing but darkness for miles we figured we had better leave the van and try our luck on the moor. Figuring...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M May 28, 2011

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    Indeed

    as simply put   i am a jackass
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Apr 28, 2009

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    Wild Kid

    The more i look at that kid and his gesture i send him the V peace sign something he can practice later>>>
    scarecrowe scarecrowe 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 10, 2010

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    While You Cruised The Sky

    I crept the ground I sliced through the enemy that had you confound and yet you're the hero the spear in the air your mind is so mangled from your feats of dare save the bulls honor maximus he has won the battle so much for the glory of (Rome)air power...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Jan 18, 2011

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    Oh, Don't Give Me None More Of That Ol' Janx Spirit...

    Janx Spirit is a rather potent alcoholic beverage, and is used heavily in drinking games that are played in the hyperspace ports that serve the madranite mining belts in the star system of Orion Beta. The game is not unlike the Earth game called Indian Wrestling, and is played...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 4 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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    This Is

    one of the funniest groups online lol :) - due to many reasons actually. lol :)
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 2 Responses Jun 21, 2009

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    Oh Yes!

    Perhaps because we don't celebrate eiter Thanksgiving or Halloween here. The connection, for me, is people coming together in gratitude, love and shared-ness. When this happens, there is inevitably laughter, sometimes jackassery, but always a good time. I love to laugh and have...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby 56-60, F 7 Responses Nov 1, 2010

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    And I Shall Not Save Any Bulls!!

    (thanks for the job, MadMaximus) 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 30, 2009

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    View To A Kill

    Meeting you, with a view to a kill, Face to face, in secret places. Feel the chill. Nightfall covers me, But you know, the plans I'm making Still over see. Could it be the whole earth opening wide A sacred why? A myst'ry gaping inside The weekends; why? Until we Dance...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Jan 16, 2011

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    Having A Blast By Green Day

    I'm taking all you down with me Explosives duct taped to my spine Nothings gonna change my mind I won't listen to anyone's last words There's nothing left for you to say Soon you'll be dead anyway No one here is getting out alive This time I've really lost my mind and I don't...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2010

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    They Are Everywhere

    I am always up for much jackassery. Exactly what I needed - a herd of jackass rofl.   Jackassery: a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior, typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 4 Responses Sep 16, 2009

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    Maybe I Am.... Maybe I'm Not...

    What I am up for is putting elitest groupers in their place.   On the George Foreman grill... where they belong... in a nice butter and dill sauce.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 28, 2010

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    No Angel

    Blonde haired but no angel he's yelling stilll....
    scarecrowe scarecrowe 22-25, M Sep 10, 2010

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    I Think That This Is Hilarious

     Nature is truly beautiful  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-FuwMDq5s&feature=player_detailpage
    bcj bcj 51-55, M 8 Responses Jan 10, 2010

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    Glowy Is Bouncy...

    Help her out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like jack... and need to put conditions on the *** part!!!! Jackassery anybody???
    HappySailor HappySailor 41-45, M 12 Responses Jan 13, 2010

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    In The Big Dream...just Hear Your Voice In All The Songs Of The Earth...

    i The Big Dream (Anderson / Howe / Wakeman / Bruford) So giving all the love you have Never be afraid to show your heart So giving all the love you have There is a special reason A special reason... In the big dream We are heroes We are dreamers Of the big dream Someone told me...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Aug 28, 2011

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    Devils Dance On The Periphery...

    Dreams are set aside relationships have died all is squandered combat is a cancer on my soul no amount of tears or prayer wash away
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 4, 2010

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    Run Away Vs Move Any Mountain Vs Max's Re-verse

    Run away, run away, run away and save your life Run away, run away, run away if you want to survive It's time to break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh You better break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh I walk so tall, ascending I stand so high Earth below me...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Jan 16, 2011

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    Real Answers From High School Exam Papers

    THese are actual answers to questions put to 16 year old High School kids in the GCSE examinations in Swindon, Wiltshire, UK Name the four seasons? Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink? A flirtation...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby 56-60, F 9 Responses Feb 7, 2011

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    And Jesus Said...

    Take good care of the corporation and it will be a salvation unto you care for the chief executive officer he has many responsibilities and caring for people is the most important be a republican save your old fat white donkey (the rest of the world wants you dead) if the poor...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 4, 2010

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    Vsb

    I wanted to be strong, i am... I wanted to be smart, i am... I wanted to be handsome, well you can't have it all... No longer waiting for my ship to come in... will I ever do anything? uncultivated talent, buffered by the ultimate laziness that is my essence... " I walk so tall...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Aug 27, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    hola....i have lots of friends but no one is my best friend ya close friend.....in my life i m waiting for some one who is coming in to my life and change my life......
    NivyaSurani NivyaSurani 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 1

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    Please someone tell me how to forgive my ex. I suddenly remembered months ago: My ex asked me to make him some egg omelette in pita bread- my new invention, like a wrap switch...
    Mangostrawberrybanana Mangostrawberrybanana 31-35, F Oct 4

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    Imagine that. Wouldn't it be great to be the reason for someone's random smile? For them to just stop, have a little think about me, and then smile. That would be good. But I...
    unluckE unluckE 31-35, M Oct 10

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    Hey looking for someone to talk to hmu
    LexyCD LexyCD 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 21

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    My Whole life Ive felt like this, but so much stronger recently after a lot of loss . I had this enlightenment, that hit me like a ton of bricks, making me see things that I never...
    KCbishop87 KCbishop87 22-25 1 Response Oct 22

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    I forgot someone's birthday yesterday and to tell you the truth, I really couldn't care less because that person said something to me that made me feel so low a couple years ago...
    DiamondInTheSkye DiamondInTheSkye 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I don't feel like my friends are my real friends. I can't share with them. It's really difficult for me to open up. I long for someone to know everything about me, and still like...
    ChainsAndRazorblades ChainsAndRazorblades 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 22

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    Hello everyone! I'm new to this app and just looking for some new people to talk to so if you're up for conversation I'd love to chat! I hope y'all have an awesome day :)
    Seg10921 Seg10921 18-21, M Oct 22

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    I am 21 years old and tired of being alone. I really want someone to help me get through this- maybe someone who's going through the same situation as me.
    justcallmeloner justcallmeloner 18-21, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    -gazes into space- hmm -sighs- lool sorry ;P i think i have found this extra special someone :O i think we should get married and have kids ;'D lmao joke :P
    heeeeey heeeeey 16-17, F Oct 4

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    Someone help!!!! Pleaseeeee
    zacklowe zacklowe 13-15, M Oct 12

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      I'm 14 okay I do not want to send u anything inappropriate I just want to talk to someone About anything Nothing dirty Because I am a child U sick people Hope there is...
    mmello00 mmello00 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 14

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    I listen despite the pain when it's about someone else
    Lucent7 Lucent7 36-40, M Oct 14

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    It hurts so much to think about how lonely I am. I need someone, I really do. Sleepless nights and empty mind is turning me into demise. Will everybody who reads this please...
    adynamia adynamia 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 15

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    People expect me to be honest. And then when I am they run away. You don't tell some stranger,"I see how people die, I'm followed by a cloaked figure, and I want to skin myself...
    BeautyInBlack BeautyInBlack 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 16

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    Here comes my feelings again! & I'm so worried about how it's going. I really like somebody, whenever we talk and hangout or just physically present next to each other there's that...
    SincerelyLorissa SincerelyLorissa 16-17, F Oct 20

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    Yes! But who?? No idea. Just someone who's going to be there until one of us dies. Someone who isn't awkward with me. Who doesn't choose others over me. Who can tell time for...
    DeathIsPartDinosaur DeathIsPartDinosaur 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Why is it whenever I need a shoulder to cry on I'm the one who has people crying on my shoulders. I just need someone to talk to...
    JulieCakes JulieCakes 13-15, M 5 days ago

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