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I Am Up For Some Jackassery

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    View To A Kill

    Meeting you, with a view to a kill, Face to face, in secret places. Feel the chill. Nightfall covers me, But you know, the plans I'm making Still over see. Could it be the whole earth opening wide A sacred why? A myst'ry gaping inside The weekends; why? Until we Dance...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Jan 16, 2011

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    On My Way Home By Enya

    I have been given one moment from heaven as I am walking surrounded by night, Stars high above me make a wish under moonlight. On my way home I remember only good days. I'm on my way home I can remember every new day. I move in silence with each step taken, snow falling...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 5, 2010

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    Oh, Don't Give Me None More Of That Ol' Janx Spirit...

    Janx Spirit is a rather potent alcoholic beverage, and is used heavily in drinking games that are played in the hyperspace ports that serve the madranite mining belts in the star system of Orion Beta. The game is not unlike the Earth game called Indian Wrestling, and is played...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 4 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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    Unobservant Logic

    I could really use it.  I bought fourteen fish today.  Fourteen fish, as a replacement for two.  They're a present for my boon, age 5.  I'm now responsible for upkeep.  Anybody want some very colorful, poorly rolled sushi?
    unobserver unobserver 31-35, F 8 Responses Feb 11, 2010

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    Real Answers From High School Exam Papers

    THese are actual answers to questions put to 16 year old High School kids in the GCSE examinations in Swindon, Wiltshire, UK Name the four seasons? Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink? A flirtation...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby 56-60, F 9 Responses Feb 7, 2011

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    Maybe I Am.... Maybe I'm Not...

    What I am up for is putting elitest groupers in their place.   On the George Foreman grill... where they belong... in a nice butter and dill sauce.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 28, 2010

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    This Is

    one of the funniest groups online lol :) - due to many reasons actually. lol :)
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 2 Responses Jun 21, 2009

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    There Has To Be An End Somewhere....

    Someone has to hold her and someone has to ****** it up and run hard....Destry, the cloak has to come off! You're creeping me out.
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 31 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    Vsb

    I wanted to be strong, i am... I wanted to be smart, i am... I wanted to be handsome, well you can't have it all... No longer waiting for my ship to come in... will I ever do anything? uncultivated talent, buffered by the ultimate laziness that is my essence... " I walk so tall...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Aug 27, 2011

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    They Are Everywhere

    I am always up for much jackassery. Exactly what I needed - a herd of jackass rofl.   Jackassery: a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior, typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 4 Responses Sep 16, 2009

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    I Think That This Is Hilarious

    I Just received this.............Cellulite is not an imperfection… those dimples are saying 'I'm sexy'                                   in Braille ..' 
    bcj bcj 51-55, M 12 Responses Jan 25, 2010

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    Mad Scientist Throwdown : Destry Vs. Evaporated...

     Destry wearing Black and White Trunks... Evaporated in... (Evaporated did say either mad scientist or circus sharpshooter just throwing out the options)
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses May 1, 2009

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    Glowy Is Bouncy...

    Help her out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like jack... and need to put conditions on the *** part!!!! Jackassery anybody???
    HappySailor HappySailor 41-45, M 12 Responses Jan 13, 2010

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    Little Hitler

    Why does the child in the picture for this group look like he his a mini Nazi?
    MsSerendipity MsSerendipity 18-21, F 9 Responses Oct 13, 2010

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    Far Too Little...

    There has been far too little jackassery here lately.  I am not an expert in jackassaciousness so I can't really help much...only YOU can make sure we have an ample supply.   You know who you are.   It's written on your shorts.
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 16 Responses Nov 28, 2009

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    Wild Kid

    HEY I'M LEAVING THAT KID'S GESTURE IS INTOLERABLE. KID STOP YELLING AT ME .!!!!
    scarecrowe scarecrowe 22-25, M Sep 6, 2010

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    Oh Yes!

    Perhaps because we don't celebrate eiter Thanksgiving or Halloween here. The connection, for me, is people coming together in gratitude, love and shared-ness. When this happens, there is inevitably laughter, sometimes jackassery, but always a good time. I love to laugh and have...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby 56-60, F 7 Responses Nov 1, 2010

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    And Jesus Said...

    Take good care of the corporation and it will be a salvation unto you care for the chief executive officer he has many responsibilities and caring for people is the most important be a republican save your old fat white donkey (the rest of the world wants you dead) if the poor...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 4, 2010

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    Executive Order No. 1

    Whereas, the country is badly in need of financial aid;Whereas, the Bureau of Internal Revenue has recommended adding taxes;Whereas, this Office has reviewed said recommendation and ruled it as proper;I, by the power vested in me, hereby resolve to approve BIR recommendation...
    thelonewood thelonewood 26-30 1 Response Jan 31, 2010

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    JustJessie -- What Shall Your Anthem Be??!!

     My first thought was "La Marseillaise... but as that is already the National Anthem of France... it may not be inclusive enough.   A Mascot needs an Anthem!   A composer... quick...   hmm.. . the man in the middle, he remind you of anyone?
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 30, 2009

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    In The Big Dream...just Hear Your Voice In All The Songs Of The Earth...

    i The Big Dream (Anderson / Howe / Wakeman / Bruford) So giving all the love you have Never be afraid to show your heart So giving all the love you have There is a special reason A special reason... In the big dream We are heroes We are dreamers Of the big dream Someone told me...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Aug 28, 2011

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    I Think That This Is Hilarious

     Nature is truly beautiful  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-FuwMDq5s&feature=player_detailpage
    bcj bcj 51-55, M 8 Responses Jan 10, 2010

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    A Trip Down The Green Tubes That Comprise The Golden Glowing Universal Ball Of Truth

    The hero that you have willed to life... my trusty steed carries me quickly across the desert in the light of a new morning lifeblood courses through me filling me with vigorous energy feeling this alive again, I smile, teeth and eyes gleaming One last admiring look and you're...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 4 Responses Aug 18, 2010

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    Run Away Vs Move Any Mountain Vs Max's Re-verse

    Run away, run away, run away and save your life Run away, run away, run away if you want to survive It's time to break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh You better break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh I walk so tall, ascending I stand so high Earth below me...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Jan 16, 2011

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    Having A Blast By Green Day

    I'm taking all you down with me Explosives duct taped to my spine Nothings gonna change my mind I won't listen to anyone's last words There's nothing left for you to say Soon you'll be dead anyway No one here is getting out alive This time I've really lost my mind and I don't...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2010

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    What Better Place ?

    OK kids, I'm back!  Just can't think of anything to write about at the moment.   Gee, how often am I speechless?  Perhaps, we should all enjoy this moment of silence....haha. I feel like I owe you a promise to take myself less seriously, not...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 4 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    Wild Kid

    The more i look at that kid and his gesture i send him the V peace sign something he can practice later>>>
    scarecrowe scarecrowe 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 10, 2010

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    While You Cruised The Sky

    I crept the ground I sliced through the enemy that had you confound and yet you're the hero the spear in the air your mind is so mangled from your feats of dare save the bulls honor maximus he has won the battle so much for the glory of (Rome)air power...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M Jan 18, 2011

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    And I Shall Not Save Any Bulls!!

    (thanks for the job, MadMaximus) 
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 30, 2009

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    Devils Dance On The Periphery...

    Dreams are set aside relationships have died all is squandered combat is a cancer on my soul no amount of tears or prayer wash away
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 4, 2010

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    Indeed

    as simply put   i am a jackass
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Apr 28, 2009

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    No Angel

    Blonde haired but no angel he's yelling stilll....
    scarecrowe scarecrowe 22-25, M Sep 10, 2010

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    No Shite There We Were

    A group of ep junkies drunk and driving out on marston moor. It just so happened that our mystery machine van of love broke down. With no way to fix it and nothing upon nothing but darkness for miles we figured we had better leave the van and try our luck on the moor. Figuring...
    madmaximus madmaximus 36-40, M May 28, 2011

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    I feel lonely at times. It's because I don't have anything to do. Sure there's my sister and all but I'm talking about something to enjoy. I don't have a talent so I don't really...
    AnEverWonderer AnEverWonderer 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    I always feel like no one gets me really until I joined EP, but I'm still looking for someone else to connect with on a close friend level or intimate level if it ever gets that...
    MysteriousRose MysteriousRose 18-21, F Jul 1

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    My life is quite itself, and it's comfortable by now. Or, at least it could be described as such. Though, whenever I sit alone, drinking my tea while looking at the scenery outside...
    umetate umetate 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    I'm just to lazy to go look for someone sometimes I'm just like no ones is boring enough to keep up
    baconassassin baconassassin 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    See, for me, I CHOSE to wait for someone to talk to me first. Why? Because whenever I approached someone, online or IRL, I get passed up/ignored/disrespected. I'm over it. I stay...
    VyxnnGoRawr VyxnnGoRawr 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    I am in an all-but-sexless relationship with someone I love and respect, and I'm looking for someone who can relate to talk to as I try to find my way through this. To get some of...
    NXS3 NXS3 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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    I am in an all-but-sexless relationship with someone I love and respect, and I'm looking for someone who can relate to talk to as I try to find my way through this. To get some of...
    NXS3 NXS3 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Anyone else bored and looking for someone to chat with?
    Hutch902 Hutch902 26-30, M Jul 17

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    I got spanked, a harsh one and internally suspended at school for something that I didn't do. And to make it worse, my grandpa says I am grounded until I 'tell the truth' because...
    holly2955 holly2955 18-21, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    I am a self taught piano player and i like to learn songs from games and anime and different shows and i just want to play for someone :P
    kraygoth kraygoth 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Hey, so I'm waiting for someone special I already know who it is. Him and I have been childhood friends till I moved away when I was 8. We went and did everything together because...
    EvelynElf EvelynElf 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Body Dysmorphic Disorder - July 30, 2014- I recently heard of this on a television show. I never truly understood this friend's feelings until I learned more of this disorder. To...
    JustaMann JustaMann 41-45, M 15 hrs ago

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    Do you ever feel that you are searching for something ? For a long time I was searching for happiness , I thought that maybe it was a place , a thing or a person . It was an...
    ManitobaRain ManitobaRain 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    1 week till I see my crush after 2 months of no contact. We are really good friends and I have known her for a year now. But I am nervous if what will happen. I want to stop being...
    marchdan marchdan 13-15, M 6 hrs ago

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    I can't help feeling like I let true love slip away. I have a boyfriend, but about a year ago someone else come into my life and he turned it upside down. He started working with...
    laurennhem laurennhem 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    I get social anxiety, and it's exspecially bad when I talk to women! When I was single I had a hell of a time finding dates cause I think about it, don't know what I'm gonna say...
    lostboy0 lostboy0 31-35, M Jul 13

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    There are alotta moody people on here. It is best not to engage with these people. Silence can be golden sometimes. If I read something I believe to be totally outrageous, I...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Yes I think making some one laugh or smile is one of the most beautiful things a person can experience in life
    rosiebloom rosiebloom 22-25, F Jul 1

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