A Trip Down The Green Tubes That Comprise The Golden Glowing Universal Ball Of Truth - The hero that you have willed to life... my trusty steed carries me quickly across the desert in the light of a new morning lifeblood courses through me filling me with vigorous energy feeling...
madmaximus 4 Responses 2 Aug 18, 2010
Devils Dance On The Periphery... - Dreams are set aside relationships have died all is squandered combat is a cancer on my soul no amount of tears or prayer wash away
madmaximus 1 Response 3 Sep 4, 2010
Real Answers From High School Exam Papers - THese are actual answers to questions put to 16 year old High School kids in the GCSE examinations in Swindon, Wiltshire, UK Name the four seasons? Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Explain one of the processes by which water...
CatchCabby 9 Responses 2 Feb 7, 2011
View To A Kill - Meeting you, with a view to a kill, Face to face, in secret places. Feel the chill. Nightfall covers me, But you know, the plans I'm making Still over see. Could it be the whole earth opening wide A sacred why? A myst'ry gaping inside The weekends; why...
madmaximus 0 Jan 16, 2011
Maybe I Am.... Maybe I'm Not... - What I am up for is putting elitest groupers in their place. On the George Foreman grill... where they belong... in a nice butter and dill sauce.
deleted 2 Responses 1 Feb 28, 2010
While You Cruised The Sky - I crept the ground I sliced through the enemy that had you confound and yet you're the hero the spear in the air your mind is so mangled from your feats of dare save the bulls honor maximus he has won the battle so much for the glory of (Rome)air...
madmaximus 0 Jan 18, 2011
No Angel - Blonde haired but no angel he's yelling stilll....
scarecrowe 0 Sep 10, 2010
Unobservant Logic - I could really use it. I bought fourteen fish today. Fourteen fish, as a replacement for two. They're a present for my boon, age 5. I'm now responsible for upkeep. Anybody want some very colorful, poorly rolled sushi?
unobserver 8 Responses 0 Feb 11, 2010
What Better Place ? - OK kids, I'm back! Just can't think of anything to write about at the moment. Gee, how often am I speechless? Perhaps, we should all enjoy this moment of silence....haha. I feel like I owe you a promise to take myself...
SeriouslySappy 4 Responses 0 Sep 23, 2009
And I Shall Not Save Any Bulls!! - (thanks for the job, MadMaximus)
deleted 0 Apr 30, 2009
Wild Kid - The more i look at that kid and his gesture i send him the V peace sign something he can practice later>>>
scarecrowe 2 Responses 0 Sep 10, 2010
On My Way Home By Enya - I have been given one moment from heaven as I am walking surrounded by night, Stars high above me make a wish under moonlight. On my way home I remember only good days. I'm on my way home I can remember every new day. I move in silence with each step...
madmaximus 1 Response 0 Sep 5, 2010
Oh, Don't Give Me None More Of That Ol' Janx Spirit... - Janx Spirit is a rather potent alcoholic beverage, and is used heavily in drinking games that are played in the hyperspace ports that serve the madranite mining belts in the star system of Orion Beta. The game is not...
madmaximus 4 Responses 1 Jun 5, 2011
I Think That This Is Hilarious - I Just received this.............Cellulite is not an imperfection… those dimples are saying 'I'm sexy' in Braille...
bcj 12 Responses 2 Jan 25, 2010
Vsb - I wanted to be strong, i am... I wanted to be smart, i am... I wanted to be handsome, well you can't have it all... No longer waiting for my ship to come in... will I ever do anything? uncultivated talent, buffered by the ultimate laziness that is my essence... " I walk so...
madmaximus 1 Aug 27, 2011
No Shite There We Were - A group of ep junkies drunk and driving out on marston moor. It just so happened that our mystery machine van of love broke down. With no way to fix it and nothing upon nothing but darkness for miles we figured we had better leave the van and try our...
madmaximus 0 May 28, 2011
Mad Scientist Throwdown : Destry Vs. Evaporated... - Destry wearing Black and White Trunks... Evaporated in... (Evaporated did say either mad scientist or circus sharpshooter just throwing out the options)
deleted 6 Responses 0 May 1, 2009
This Is - one of the funniest groups online lol :) - due to many reasons actually. lol :)
Thought1 2 Responses 0 Jun 21, 2009
Indeed - as simply put i am a jackass
deleted 3 Responses 0 Apr 28, 2009
They Are Everywhere - I am always up for much jackassery. Exactly what I needed - a herd of jackass rofl. Jackassery: a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior, typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.
Thought1 4 Responses 0 Sep 16, 2009
JustJessie -- What Shall Your Anthem Be??!! - My first thought was "La Marseillaise... but as that is already the National Anthem of France... it may not be inclusive enough. A Mascot needs an Anthem! A composer... quick... hmm.. . the man...
deleted 2 Responses 1 Apr 30, 2009
In The Big Dream...just Hear Your Voice In All The Songs Of The Earth... - i The Big Dream (Anderson / Howe / Wakeman / Bruford) So giving all the love you have Never be afraid to show your heart So giving all the love you have There is a special reason A special reason... In...
madmaximus 0 Aug 28, 2011
I Think That This Is Hilarious - Nature is truly beautiful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-FuwMDq5s&feature=player_detailpage
bcj 8 Responses 0 Jan 10, 2010
Executive Order No. 1 - Whereas, the country is badly in need of financial aid;Whereas, the Bureau of Internal Revenue has recommended adding taxes;Whereas, this Office has reviewed said recommendation and ruled it as proper;I, by the power vested in me, hereby resolve to...
thelonewood 1 Response 0 Jan 31, 2010
Wild Kid - HEY I'M LEAVING THAT KID'S GESTURE IS INTOLERABLE. KID STOP YELLING AT ME .!!!!
scarecrowe 0 Sep 6, 2010
Far Too Little... - There has been far too little jackassery here lately. I am not an expert in jackassaciousness so I can't really help much...only YOU can make sure we have an ample supply. You know who you are. It's written on your shorts.
DiscoveryChick 16 Responses 2 Nov 28, 2009
And Jesus Said... - Take good care of the corporation and it will be a salvation unto you care for the chief executive officer he has many responsibilities and caring for people is the most important be a republican save your old fat white donkey (the rest of the world wants you...
madmaximus 1 Response 2 Sep 4, 2010
Run Away Vs Move Any Mountain Vs Max's Re-verse - Run away, run away, run away and save your life Run away, run away, run away if you want to survive It's time to break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh You better break free, oh oh oh oh, run away, oh oh oh oh I walk...
madmaximus 0 Jan 16, 2011
Having A Blast By Green Day - I'm taking all you down with me Explosives duct taped to my spine Nothings gonna change my mind I won't listen to anyone's last words There's nothing left for you to say Soon you'll be dead anyway No one here is getting out alive This time I've...
madmaximus 1 Response 0 Sep 6, 2010
There Has To Be An End Somewhere.... - Someone has to hold her and someone has to ****** it up and run hard....Destry, the cloak has to come off! You're creeping me out.
onceandfutureglow 31 Responses 1 Apr 18, 2011
Little Hitler - Why does the child in the picture for this group look like he his a mini Nazi?
MsSerendipity 9 Responses 1 Oct 13, 2010
Oh Yes! - Perhaps because we don't celebrate eiter Thanksgiving or Halloween here. The connection, for me, is people coming together in gratitude, love and shared-ness. When this happens, there is inevitably laughter, sometimes jackassery, but always a good time. I love to laugh...
CatchCabby 7 Responses 2 Nov 1, 2010
Glowy Is Bouncy... - Help her out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like jack... and need to put conditions on the *** part!!!! Jackassery anybody???
HappySailor 12 Responses 0 Jan 13, 2010
Some People Make Me Sick - There are people that dont care what kind of photo they have as there user photo. There are kids on this site. My God if you want people to see you nude or sucking a **** put it in your photo album. Have some respect for others.
RickUSA 5 Responses 8 Nov 15
Somebody To Know Me - I lay behind her. This girl. She tells me she wants to know me, and I share her desire. I want to know me. Every since about a year ago I've lost who I once was. I don't know if I'm still that person, I don't know if I don't want to be that person, and I don...
Hyron 0 Nov 24
I wish someone knew me more than I knew myself but there aren't people like that that I know. I guess I'm just asking for something that only happens in movies, right?
jadamaria 1 Response 1 Dec 1
Find People That Make You Forget - Even If It's Only For A Short Period Of Time - There are times in our lives where we want to escape, get away from life or situations, yet we aren't able to for various reasons. However, sometimes we can, even if it's only for a few minutes, few...
JJSapphire 1 Nov 25
Hi, Looking for some one to play and torture my navel. I am a 20 yrs old girl who has never had sex or navel play before. Awaiting for your response. We will meet in weekends.
Sjamu 1 Response 0 3 days ago
HELP - I really need someone to talk too!!!! I need a bestfriend! Someone who I can talk to about anything & they won't judge me!
haleymae17 5 Responses 3 Nov 25
lately I just feel as if nobody knows who I am any more, yeah thy know the outer me like all the basic stuff. But I mean the stuff inside. How I'm feeling what I'm thinking. I just feel like I have no one to talk to. My brother has left home so I can't talk to him. And I used to...
mysterygirl17 1 Response 2 Dec 3
I Wish My Partner Understood Me... - We have good days and we have bad days, but it seems lately that the bad days outweigh the good. I feel like he doesn't understand me - that he doesn't truly know anything about me, who I am and want I want. He doesn't even seem to care to...
benzqueen19 2 Responses 0 Nov 20
I Want To Share - Sometimes I want to hug the stars Push softly and blend one with another soft clouds soft little kitties If I hear a voice resembles yours I feel proud sometimes But sometimes it just fall apart that wall so sometimes yes sometimes not I want to bare you...
lucepixy 0 Nov 24
Lonely - Sometimes i wish i had someone who understood me and didn't judge me. I wish i had someone who would accept me for me. I just want someone i can be weird and funny with. I just want a good friend
NajlahS 1 Nov 25
Know Me Well Enough - I want somebody to know me well enough to know what I like and don't like. It doesn't matter if you were to be a best friend or a boy friend. But the thing is I wouldn't want to have to tell you bout myself, I'd want you to observe and learn for yourself.
Dynasty2000 0 Nov 25
I want someone to know me for who I am and what I am.. I want someone to actually know me .. To be curious about me.. To want to know me more than what they already know..
eflor1436 2 Responses 5 Nov 28
It's weird because I've had a ton of friends that come and go. I've called them my 'best friends' but I have never really had a friend that knows me for who I really am. They may know a lot of details about me that most people don't know but I've never felt so comfortable around...
maddielea 7 Responses 4 Dec 1
I think I started going through peri menopause at aged 39, until I turned 39 I never went to my docs, but in the past 4 years I never seem to be away, pain around kidneys, pain in hips, total fatigue, increased food intolerances, stiffness, headaches, shortened and heavier...
sharonyfs 1 Response 1 Dec 4
NOW CASTING: HELP! I'M IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS ENGAGED/MARRIED! Is the man/woman that you think is your soulmate about to get married to someone else? Can you not stand the thought of the person you believe to be your soulmate marrying someone else? Do you want to stop the...
nowcasting 0 a week ago
I thought I had found someone who knew me and who loved me, I was with him for three years and devoted my life to him and gave him everything I could too make him happy. He made me who I was, the most important years you spend growing from a teenager to an adult I spent with him...
findloveandkeepit 1 Response 0 5 days ago
I know it's real. I feel pathetic, all the time because when my friends are out here getting boyfriends and stuff, I'm still obsessing over this one guy that I don't even talk to that much ONLINE. He's a professional dancer, his life is kind of crazy. He's always on the road so...
CamilleStorm 1 Response 1 4 days ago
I want that someone to handle my past and who I am at the present and accept me for who I am with no judgement. I mean we all make mistakes and learn differently so I want to meet someone who can bear the outrageous things that I do to help myself grow as a person
greenlilacs 2 Responses 4 4 days ago
What if in spite of your constant efforts to make then understand you, they still don't. Who's to blame? Should I accept the fact that some people just don't understand certain issues, or didn't they love me enough to put enough effort to truly understand me?
totayat 2 Responses 0 2 days ago
I'M Just Not Sure What Exactly.... - I really don't know what I want.... I'm not really picky about anything specific.. Guess I'm searching for love most of all...
jbar291 2 Responses 1 Nov 16
Indian Hills - I love going to Indian Hills Nudist Resort. Went yesterday weather being perfect made it really nice. Not many folks there but got in hot tub. And walked the trails for a few hours.
cajunman1949 3 Responses 1 Nov 17
Still Dreading The Holiday... - I have a terrible attitude today. I really dread the holiday. I am really sad where I am at with family and particularly my husband. I read an email my husband was writing me and he didn't send...yet? It was awful. He was angry and mean. He was...
Delight777 1 Response 0 Nov 18
Residual feelings. - its been over a year since my break up with someone who treated my so poorly. I was lied to, deceived, cheated on, and led on. I let so many red flags go unnoticed because I wanted to do everything I could to express that my feelings were absolute. But every...
dannylivinlife 0 Nov 19
I Have Moved On, But.... - It hurts to have been tossed aside like garbage. I have a man that treats me like gold now, but I dated a guy I had a crush on years ago. He wasn't quite as good-looking as he had been when I had my crush...and he had lots of issues.....was disabled...
Karlayates 1 Response 0 Nov 21
I Dont Know What To Do - I dated this guy for three years and he has put me through hell and back. But no matter how hard i try i always go back to him. Ive dated three people since him and less than a year but i always want him still. my relationships were great but i still...
lolo1227 1 Response 0 Nov 22
Too Many Overwhelming Changes! - Out of control and looking at the past thinking of the good old memories…With a mixture of happiness and sadness at the same time! I wish my nan was still here then the family would still be happy and together! Since she's gone the whole family...
MilweePisces 1 Response 1 Nov 24
It's hard being the life of the party.... Only to realize the only reason you're being this life is to hide everything you're feeling.. I constantly listen to other people. People always text or call me with their problems and I speak to them like everything I have going on is...
aubreighslyric 3 Responses 4 Dec 1