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I Am Vain

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    It's Wonderful

    I love this. Whenever i'm in a bad mood I just remember how much better I am than everyone else and it raises my mood substantially
    Howling182 Howling182 18-21, M Oct 31, 2012

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    I Can't Help My Vanity - I Come From a Vain Family....

    Everyone in my family is vain.  I dont know why.  I think everyone should love the way they look, but i and my family take it too far sometimes.  Im really wrapped up in my looks.  It's like i think God made me special.  All brown skin with dark brown...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 11, 2009

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    I Know...

    Its like, i cant walk past a mirror and not say to myself or whoever is around, "Damn.  God was showing out when He made me."  Yeah, i know, im vain.  How can i not be.  Im a well put together package.  Im a genius, im gorgeous as hell, and i...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 20, 2009

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    I Really Can't Decide

    But is it possible to have TWO best sides?
    ponto0450 ponto0450 22-25, F May 30, 2009

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    I Have More Than 100 Fotos of Myself On Bebo!

    I seriously do have more than 100 fotos of myself on bebo! Hahaha all my frends say I'm vain, but lol everyone seems to pick on this other guy from church who has less fotos. Lol maybe it';s because I have a reason to be vain and he doesn't! LOL! sad I know I am... But honest! I...
    LadySoulist LadySoulist 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 27, 2007

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    Undeniable Habit

    I wake up every morning more than two hours before i have to go to school. I waste these two hours every morning shampooing, scrubing, dressing, styling, and applying.  i am ashamed to leave my house not looking my best.  maybe it's to attract guys. maybe it's to...
    dearest dearest 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 7, 2008

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    Yes,

    Yes, I am vain, and I absolutely love it. Sometimes my vanity is the only thing keeping me going, the only thing to brighten my mood. I read some of the posts here talkig about hating vain people or being upest about being vain, but screw that, it's one of my favorite things...
    Howling182 Howling182 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 1, 2012

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    I Can't Believe I Am Finally Admitting This.. But Okay.. I'm Vain..

    So there it is.. I am vain.. Just yesterday we bought these products from Jericho Cosmetics.. It’s a brand from Israel, promoting natural products from the dead sea.. They are literally magic in a bottle!! I sooo love them!!! they’re quite pricey though.. like you won’t...
    tinedelrosario11 tinedelrosario11 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 21, 2013

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    When At Lunch...

    sometimes when i'm out for lunch or coffee with a friend, and go to the bathroom i'm gone for about half an hour.  And when I get back to the table they're like "why were you gone so long" ... and I then have to explain it's because I caught my own reflection...
    ponto0450 ponto0450 22-25, F 3 Responses May 30, 2009

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    I Get Too Much Attention!

    So as cocky as I am already, having almost no female turn me down in person, ( though online its different, cant seduce them with my smile ;D) I developed this overwhelming impenetrable confidence. Last night that just doubled. I went to a gay bar with my friend, i'm 100...
    RestlessM1nd RestlessM1nd 22-25, M Nov 18, 2012

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    This Morning....

    I woke up, went to the bathroom, and gazed into the mirror.  Oh how beautiful and gorgeous i felt.  I feel like this most mornings but this morning in particular, for some reason or another, i was and still am really feeling myself.  i dont know if it was my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 1, 2009

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    Is It Me?

    Is it because of something that I did or said -- or who I am -- that made my friend not talk to me any more? Or does it have nothing to do with me, and she is just busy. I can't help but feel it must have something to do with me. That is vanity, though, isn't it?
    accomplice accomplice 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2012

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    You're So Vain.

    I bet you think this story's about you, don't you, don't you?? HAHA! 
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 2 Responses May 30, 2009

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    Hate Being Vain

    I really do hate being vain,i think am really sexy and i suppose thats ok aslong as i dont flaunt it,but i feel that my significant other has to be smoking hot,i hate having such feelings on the matter but i cant help it,i like the whole package deal and am sure my expectations...
    OceansofEmotions OceansofEmotions 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 27, 2007

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    Just A Bit Vain

    Yes I admit it I am. And I like getting attention and flirting. Sometimes if I slack off I'lll put on a few pounds (I love to cook and love good food and wine). When I do, I quickly get to a point where I hate the way I look and I diet and start working out again to get...
    Cowboy1969 Cowboy1969 41-45, M Nov 13, 2009

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    I Will Get Over This!

    This serious case of vanity started up just a year ago when my father passed away. I keep acting as if everything revolves around me and pulling fits when someone denies something I say about myself. I constantly claim to be "stronger than most women" (yeah right) and...
    Bandkanon Bandkanon 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 3, 2008

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    IM So Mean

    I just discovered how truly vain I really am. Carly Simon could sing about me today.   I have never been vain, actually, I have always thought of myself as less than average or even plain and not much to look at.  If you look at the rest of my experience groups, you...
    WhatMattersCannotBeSeen WhatMattersCannotBeSeen 31-35, F Feb 9, 2009

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    Shouting About It From the Rooftops

    Yesterday, after I finished all of my classes for the day I went to the restroom. My job being a trainer for a retail company, I teach on site at the department store and a trip to the restroom means I have to go through the bookstore on the 5th floor. On my way back, I ...
    june1999 june1999 31-35, F 15 Responses Jul 24, 2009

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    Well, Yeah!

    When I tell any of my real-life friends I'm vain they just say I'm kidding... that I can't be... and stuf like... you're an angel you can't be vain... That's exactly what I don't need... Ok, I'm seriously in trouble with this issue... I mean I openly say that I'm like the best...
    Harmonyyy Harmonyyy 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2008

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    I Can Be At Times

    It's not just about liking to see myself or listen to myself talk or enjoying the compliments I'm given (oh, do go on). There are many times when the things that I do are completely useless or even detrimental, but I do them anyway just because, especially because, someone tells...
    itworkedintheory itworkedintheory 31-35 1 Response Jun 30, 2012

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    I'm Vain But It Doesn't Mean I'm Also Shallow.

    I was a very unattractive child. My own mother often told me how ugly I was. As I grew older, very thin with buck teeth and way too much body hair for a kid, I was teased at school and made to feel less than human because of my looks. Times changed, I developed, I learned about...
    Bubbles12 Bubbles12 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 1, 2011

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    I'm totally vain but not to the point

    where I'm arrogant about it. I just enjoy taking pride in myself and the way I look. Why do people shun it so much?
    porcelainwitch porcelainwitch 18-21, F Jan 20, 2014

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    Terrible

    Tonight I'm going out for dinner and... I have some red marks on my chin because it has been so dry lately... and honestly if I could stay in the house I would, but I promised my friend I would go with him. I really feel like everyone will stare at my face because of this, and...
    sweetmeisje sweetmeisje 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 19, 2010

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    Part two: Since I wrote this last story some 4 years ago. It got much worse before it got better. This woman continued to be cruel to me and she acted if though she could get away...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    It seems frustrating...whoever i meet now is like am looking at a piece of wood..no feelings at all..i keep trying to overlook the matter and see the soul but in vain
    kimoboston kimoboston 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    "An agnostic is a person who believes that the existence of a greater power, such as a god, cannot be proven or disproved; therefore an agnostic wallows in the complexity of the...
    Daniellevn Daniellevn 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Oklahoma is tearing down a monument containing the ten amendments. They say it's against the constitution, as far as pushing religion, even though we were basically set up on...
    PuckDrop PuckDrop 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    You Can Never Go Home - Moody Blues   I don't know what I'm searching forI never have opened the door,Tomorrow might find me at last,Turning my back on the past,But...
    Love2014nb Love2014nb 51-55, F 3 days ago

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    She stares at the mirror in vain. The image of a flawless girl plastered in her mind. She has to be perfect or that's what she thinks she has to be. One glance and it's a failed...
    Sexykitten28 Sexykitten28 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I love jesus Christ and I believe his return is near . ''Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know...
    NightsWish NightsWish 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    why do divide people up into groups?who will fight for the civil rights of necrophiliacs ,zoophobia is a choice as well insest no different WHY MUST WE DEAL IN GOOD BETTER...
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'd like to thank both God and Jesus for this opportunity to be called vain and obsessed with my appearance. Vanity shouldn't be the main pursuit, but I'm truly curious what people...
    Blancpaper Blancpaper 18-21, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Living my truth, letting it be exposed. Raw and vulnerable for all to see. My passion is found in my photos and my writing. Both are where I express and feel my most confident yet...
    lavendersea lavendersea 41-45, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    the 7 things i hate about u: your vain your games your insecure you love me u like her you make me laugh u make me cry i dont know which side to buy .... try to guess the song...
    Romitri657 Romitri657 13-15, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    It takes me a bit of courage to put this down here, in my blog, but I’m comforted by the fact that there are people out there who have gone through the same thing as I have...
    ShruthiK ShruthiK 18-21, F 10 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm a mute. But I like to think, that I don't need to speak to express how I feel. Poetry does this quite well for me. Outcast I cry my tears. Tears of pain. I reach out for...
    SilverFang4772 SilverFang4772 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    No one that doesn't have social anxiety can really understand the effort it takes to get up and go somewhere you know has people everywhere... My social anxiety makes me feel like...
    PlanetGaia PlanetGaia 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Three little lions Caught with bad hair Wondering where the queen went She doesn't give a care Little lion number one Loved the queen so much Now missing her Oh, it hurts so bad...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    Before you read don't hate or comment mean just listen to my story One day on Dec 3, 2000 a little girl was born after a few years when I was 4 I started to shift into my wolf...
    IAmAWolfLetTheWolfFree IAmAWolfLetTheWolfFree 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    "Sea of Sewage" (6-24-08) As I swim in the sea of sewage, it gets in my mouth and ears. The stench is overpowering. I keep swimming. Anxiety overtakes me. Will I survive the sewage...
    OqSydSchizo16Troll OqSydSchizo16Troll 36-40, M 6 days ago

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    I don't really like taking selfies, in not that vain, but I just take them a lot, I like taking pictures of people and taking pictures of myself is easy.
    Jewels10022 Jewels10022 16-17, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I am a lesbian, and I love it. I spent about 15 years confused and in denial about my sexuality. I remember the first girl I had a crush on was a cartoon character. Growing up in...
    ash000056 ash000056 22-25 2 Responses a week ago

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    In light of the tragic massacre of 9 innocent souls in SC lets give the demented killer the exact opposite of what he wanted. The killer terrorist wanted a race war. Let's give him...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 24

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    Romans 8:28 tells us that God can bring good out of evil.The victims of the Charleston Masscre have not died in vain if we use this opoportunity to show the world that we are all...
    jburns1947 jburns1947 61-65, F 3 Responses Jun 24