I Am Vain

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 129 People

    You're So Vain.

    I bet you think this story's about you, don't you, don't you?? HAHA! 
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 30, 2009

    I Can't Believe I Am Finally Admitting This.. But Okay.. I'm Vain..

    So there it is.. I am vain.. Just yesterday we bought these products from Jericho Cosmetics.. It’s a brand from Israel, promoting natural products from the dead sea.. They are literally magic in a bottle!! I sooo love them!!! they’re quite pricey though.. like you won’t...
    tinedelrosario11 tinedelrosario11
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 21, 2013

    I Can't Help My Vanity - I Come From a Vain Family....

    Everyone in my family is vain.  I dont know why.  I think everyone should love the way they look, but i and my family take it too far sometimes.  Im really wrapped up in my looks.  It's like i think God made me special.  All brown skin with dark brown...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Jan 11, 2009

    Well, Yeah!

    When I tell any of my real-life friends I'm vain they just say I'm kidding... that I can't be... and stuf like... you're an angel you can't be vain... That's exactly what I don't need... Ok, I'm seriously in trouble with this issue... I mean I openly say that I'm like the best...
    Harmonyyy Harmonyyy
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 21, 2008

    I Really Can't Decide

    But is it possible to have TWO best sides?
    ponto0450 ponto0450
    22-25, F
    May 30, 2009

    Undeniable Habit

    I wake up every morning more than two hours before i have to go to school. I waste these two hours every morning shampooing, scrubing, dressing, styling, and applying.  i am ashamed to leave my house not looking my best.  maybe it's to attract guys. maybe it's to...
    dearest dearest
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Feb 7, 2008


    Yes, I am vain, and I absolutely love it. Sometimes my vanity is the only thing keeping me going, the only thing to brighten my mood. I read some of the posts here talkig about hating vain people or being upest about being vain, but screw that, it's one of my favorite things...
    Howling182 Howling182
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 1, 2012

    Is It Me?

    Is it because of something that I did or said -- or who I am -- that made my friend not talk to me any more? Or does it have nothing to do with me, and she is just busy. I can't help but feel it must have something to do with me. That is vanity, though, isn't it?
    accomplice accomplice
    46-50, M
    1 Response Oct 5, 2012

    Just A Bit Vain

    Yes I admit it I am. And I like getting attention and flirting. Sometimes if I slack off I'lll put on a few pounds (I love to cook and love good food and wine). When I do, I quickly get to a point where I hate the way I look and I diet and start working out again to get...
    Cowboy1969 Cowboy1969
    41-45, M
    Nov 13, 2009

    I Can Be At Times

    It's not just about liking to see myself or listen to myself talk or enjoying the compliments I'm given (oh, do go on). There are many times when the things that I do are completely useless or even detrimental, but I do them anyway just because, especially because, someone tells...
    itworkedintheory itworkedintheory
    1 Response Jun 30, 2012

    I Get Too Much Attention!

    So as cocky as I am already, having almost no female turn me down in person, ( though online its different, cant seduce them with my smile ;D) I developed this overwhelming impenetrable confidence. Last night that just doubled. I went to a gay bar with my friend, i'm 100...
    RestlessM1nd RestlessM1nd
    22-25, M
    Nov 18, 2012

    When At Lunch...

    sometimes when i'm out for lunch or coffee with a friend, and go to the bathroom i'm gone for about half an hour.  And when I get back to the table they're like "why were you gone so long" ... and I then have to explain it's because I caught my own reflection...
    ponto0450 ponto0450
    22-25, F
    3 Responses May 30, 2009

    It's Wonderful

    I love this. Whenever i'm in a bad mood I just remember how much better I am than everyone else and it raises my mood substantially
    Howling182 Howling182
    18-21, M
    Oct 31, 2012

    IM So Mean

    I just discovered how truly vain I really am. Carly Simon could sing about me today.   I have never been vain, actually, I have always thought of myself as less than average or even plain and not much to look at.  If you look at the rest of my experience groups, you...
    WhatMattersCannotBeSeen WhatMattersCannotBeSeen
    31-35, F
    Feb 9, 2009

    I'm totally vain but not to the point

    where I'm arrogant about it. I just enjoy taking pride in myself and the way I look. Why do people shun it so much?
    porcelainwitch porcelainwitch
    18-21, F
    Jan 20, 2014

    I Have More Than 100 Fotos of Myself On Bebo!

    I seriously do have more than 100 fotos of myself on bebo! Hahaha all my frends say I'm vain, but lol everyone seems to pick on this other guy from church who has less fotos. Lol maybe it';s because I have a reason to be vain and he doesn't! LOL! sad I know I am... But honest! I...
    LadySoulist LadySoulist
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 27, 2007

    I Will Get Over This!

    This serious case of vanity started up just a year ago when my father passed away. I keep acting as if everything revolves around me and pulling fits when someone denies something I say about myself. I constantly claim to be "stronger than most women" (yeah right) and...
    Bandkanon Bandkanon
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 3, 2008

    I Know...

    Its like, i cant walk past a mirror and not say to myself or whoever is around, "Damn.  God was showing out when He made me."  Yeah, i know, im vain.  How can i not be.  Im a well put together package.  Im a genius, im gorgeous as hell, and i...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jul 20, 2009

    Hate Being Vain

    I really do hate being vain,i think am really sexy and i suppose thats ok aslong as i dont flaunt it,but i feel that my significant other has to be smoking hot,i hate having such feelings on the matter but i cant help it,i like the whole package deal and am sure my expectations...
    OceansofEmotions OceansofEmotions
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Sep 27, 2007

    I'm Vain But It Doesn't Mean I'm Also Shallow.

    I was a very unattractive child. My own mother often told me how ugly I was. As I grew older, very thin with buck teeth and way too much body hair for a kid, I was teased at school and made to feel less than human because of my looks. Times changed, I developed, I learned about...
    Bubbles12 Bubbles12
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jan 1, 2011

    Shouting About It From the Rooftops

    Yesterday, after I finished all of my classes for the day I went to the restroom. My job being a trainer for a retail company, I teach on site at the department store and a trip to the restroom means I have to go through the bookstore on the 5th floor. On my way back, I ...
    june1999 june1999
    31-35, F
    15 Responses Jul 24, 2009

    This Morning....

    I woke up, went to the bathroom, and gazed into the mirror.  Oh how beautiful and gorgeous i felt.  I feel like this most mornings but this morning in particular, for some reason or another, i was and still am really feeling myself.  i dont know if it was my...
    deleted deleted
    Feb 1, 2009

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    2 Responses Apr 18
    People do this all the time. It is so disrespectful to say God's name in vain. I think it would be more appropriate to say 'gosh' or something other than God.
    AbigailBrooklyn AbigailBrooklyn
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 13
    I work on a research team studying disordered eating, fat talk, and body image acceptance. I have a thigh gap and I love it, I see it as some sort of achievement. It feels vain...
    marchingelephant marchingelephant
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    Apr 13
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    DirtyRead DirtyRead
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 11
    Our daughter was born on 7 February 2011. Polina is our child, a long-awaited daughter. From the moment, when we heard about cancer of the stomach - world in my eyes was darkened...
    Kushnir86 Kushnir86
    26-30, F
    Apr 11
    After years of looking up to my mother I have realized I don't aspire to be like her for the most part. Now her good points are strong, single mother, business woman- she took...
    toniyl toniyl
    36-40, F
    Apr 10
    If someone asked me how I see our societies, I would answer 'what societies?'. I cannot really see them any more. I just see groups trying to look for the best just for themselves...
    Cierzo Cierzo
    41-45, M
    6 Responses Apr 9
    Story In Your Eyes by The Moody Blues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgOtLKttDU4 I've been thinking about our fortune, And I've decided that we're really not to blame. For the...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Apr 7
    TWO DECADES, TWO CONTINENTS (Part 41) Settlement Conference continued... Evan: Maybe she wanted some answers. I feel bad (crying). I suffered in silence during those times… (I...
    Emmanjoy Emmanjoy
    1 Response Apr 6
    Today is my birthday and you know what I've hidden the date of birth in any kinds of social media. As I should expected only 4 people really knew when is my birthday. I got a...
    DarkAlleysOfMyMind DarkAlleysOfMyMind
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Apr 6
    For the last 14 yrs i.e.from the inception of our nuptial relation I am a victim of neglect, and harsh behaviour of my wife and love remained millions miles away, whose glimpse I...
    46-50, M
    Apr 4
    "DAEVA FROM THE WEST" How dare you interrupt my peace of mind, wrap me up in a bind, feed me hope, stroke my vanity, cause a drought and then exit out Leaving me alone to find...
    PrometheusArcanus PrometheusArcanus
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Apr 4
    '40-Love' by Roger McGough middle aged couple playing ten nis when the game ends and...
    TValentine TValentine
    56-60, M
    Apr 3
    I can't help that I take pictures often(; Is to wrong to be a smidge vain?
    ashley35189 ashley35189
    22-25, F
    Apr 2
    Okay so I've been struggling along now for almost 5 years with a long distance relationship while my girlfriend is away studying at university. I love her very much and even though...
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    Since ep is closing I wonder what people would remember me here for. I know most of my ep circle is pretty much disbanded now so that's a thing but I wonder what people would...
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
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    2 Responses Apr 1
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