I Am Very Clumsy

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    I am extremely clumsy - I am probably the

    clumsiest person I know! I am often spilling things, bumping into things etc. I often spill water down my chin, because I'm such a classy lady, obviously. It's good that I don't drink anymore, because whenever I used to go out and drink, I would spill drinks, rip my tights and...
    pixieowl pixieowl
    26-30, F
    1 Response May 11, 2015

    My poor iPhone charger.

    I tripped over it and broke it the usb thingy snapped. I think I was too busy eating an icecream to notice it :/ and now my new one isn't working either :(
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    3 Responses Feb 14

    I have been clumsy all my life.

    tripping and falling down a lot is the story of my life.
    OrangeCaramel OrangeCaramel
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 16, 2014

    and I really dislike it at tomes

    because I'll be tripping over air and knocking people down and breaking things and its just really embarrassing for me and whatever party is involved. Don't get me wrong, I have my head on straight and all that but I'm just not as graceful as everybody else which pushes me to be...
    NeonAf NeonAf
    13-15, F
    1 Response May 30, 2015

    Stupid fvcking legs! I constantly trip over my

    feet lol and now I don't even bother trying to get up so I trip and just lay there on the ground. I'm so clumsy lol😋
    XxBellabixtch49xX XxBellabixtch49xX
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 21, 2014
    tommoz19 tommoz19
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Oct 1, 2015

    Ok so. Really. I am so unrealistically clumsy

    that I even trip on my own feet sometimes. I can like. Go to step over a rock and I'll still manage to trip. If I were to be in a horror movie, I'd be the first to die; not even from the ******* killer, I'd fall down the basement stairs!
    Driftyftw Driftyftw
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 11, 2014

    WHERE Do I Start!!

    Huummm... i have broken 3 microwaves i have broken over 30 dishes i have broken 5 jelly jars in just two months i have broken 3 ipods i have proken 3 computers i have fallin down a flight of stairs 4 times ive chocked 4 times ive broken 7...
    deleted deleted
    Sep 15, 2009

    A few days go I was running across the road in

    flipflops and fell after I got off the pavement thank god the cars were stopped. And what's worse is I dropped my glasses so I had to run back and get them... I now have scabs on my knee and hands
    nicolexo113 nicolexo113
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 15, 2014

    I was just tryin to push my dad out of my room

    when I trip and hurt the whole right side of my body in the process.
    CarCarVrumVrum CarCarVrumVrum
    18-21, F
    Jan 29, 2014

    Okay so in around the fifth grade I was playing

    with my friends. As we were running down the staircase I lost my grip on the railing and fell down the whole flight. Don't worry though, my face cushioned my fall. xD
    FadedGalaxy FadedGalaxy
    16-17, M
    Jul 21, 2015

    I'm not even allowed to touch anything at

    school anymore. I don't know how, but I drop everything, and I trip over everything (sometimes even air). *sight*
    weirduo weirduo
    13-15, F
    Mar 23, 2015

    I was cartwheeling at a park a few years ago.

    While i was cartwheeling i crashed headfirst into a bench. I was with 4 of my friends and 2 ran ahead to my house to tell my mom while the other 2 walked me home. I have a scar on my forehead now
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    1 Response Nov 15, 2015

    Ugh... Here's Today's Story!

    Hi, I'm Leelee. I'm also apparently the most clumsy person ever. I just tripped going UP the stairs. I caught myself with my right hand, which didn't feel too nice. And I hurt my left leg. Yes, the very same leg that is already missing some of the feeling in it due to a car...
    PoeticRejection PoeticRejection
    22-25, F
    Jul 29, 2011

    The past 2 days, I showed my best side of being

    clumsy again -.- I was working at the furniture shop yesterday and I dropped my map with all my documents twice, it even fell all over the stairs once and customers were staring (and probably laughing on the inside lol) =p And then, while I was making up a price for a customer...
    Kimmy159 Kimmy159
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 11

    I swear that door handles are out to get me,

    I currently have three scratches and one ripped shirt sleeve. Whenever I walk past them, they viciously and without provocation attack as I innocently make my way past. Note: do not kick the door in frustration while bare foot, this is just a ploy by the handle to inflict more...
    csouls csouls
    36-40, M
    Feb 10

    Very clumsy I am always tripping

    and knocking into things
    shannonsjourney shannonsjourney
    18-21, F
    Mar 18, 2015

    I run into walls, doors,

    chairs, ect. My sister is the exact same way and it gets pretty funny at times.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Aug 15, 2015

    PE classes always cause me too injure my self

    atleast once, I always bump into things and hurt myself loads but funnily enough i haven't stubbed my toe in ages lol
    KreigThePsycho123 KreigThePsycho123
    18-21, M
    Dec 30, 2014

    yup, I will totally fall n scrape my knee sober!

    and/or sprain my ankle!!! lol
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Aug 16, 2015

    I either trip over nothing

    or fall up stairs......I honestly have no idea how it happens
    TealMarie TealMarie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 29, 2014

    Im so clumsy. I fall over

    and drop so many things. today was my dad's birthday and since it was a special occasion we had to eat at the dinning table, I usually eat in my room to avoid being social but my mum said it's my dad's birthday so I had to. it was really awkward, lots of awkward silences and...
    EnjoyTheSilenceX EnjoyTheSilenceX
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Aug 15, 2014

    Hmm I haven't rolled off my bed

    or slipped in the shower for weeks. Ehh probably just a matter of time
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Nov 8, 2015

    Always Have Been!

    I always have been clumsy, since I was a child. Some people find it funny, cute but I find it annoying most of the time. How does it happen? I don't know. I guess I have other things on my mind sometimes, or try to do different things at the same time. Like being on the phone...
    kelly1981 kelly1981
    31-35, F
    Feb 2, 2013

    Just rammed a bench I made,

    spent a lot of time building and finishing it, in a matter of minutes while transporting it I snapped a rung out and chipped the leg.....
    TheOnlyLostBoy TheOnlyLostBoy
    31-35, M
    Dec 2, 2013

    I had another bad day today.

    Our district manager plugged up her laptop between the register and the back counter and I tripped over the chord and gashed my knee and cut my feet. Her laptop went flying. I'm so embarrassed.
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    1 Response May 28, 2015

    I honestly don't know what's wrong with me

    today! I'm dropping everything.. I dropped my kiwi twice.. I've dropped my glass.. I've dropped my phone more then three times.. And the days not even half over!
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    2 Responses Mar 11, 2015

    Like if something is in front of me,

    I am going to trip. Like, one way or another I will trip. I once was watering my flowers, and I tripped on the hose and fell onto my flowers and knocked them over, and got my jeans wet :(
    FlowerFollower FlowerFollower
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 15, 2014

    When I walk, I end up walking like bambi taking

    its first steps. I always stumble, every single day.
    anonymouslysleeping anonymouslysleeping
    13-15, F
    Nov 8, 2015

    Oh Well

    Yeah I tend tripping over everything, including my own feet.Especially my own feet actually.Besides tripping, my head also likes to bump into walls.Or doors.Or the floor.It's actually pretty painful but I think it's funny as hell. :DThere was this one day, I fell on my knee by...
    Fucklogic Fucklogic
    18-21, M
    Feb 25, 2012

    i don't know why ... xD my friends sometimes

    are afraid of me because im very uncoordinated, when i was little i broke my nose because i didn't see a very large door of glass and i fell down ...
    Ariannaa Ariannaa
    16-17, F
    Feb 24, 2015

    Me And The Ground Are Best Friends

    idk why but i seem to fall down alot, on flat sufaces too : S well i have nun eles to say so i will now be writing down bullshit << bad word : ) i dot understand porns i just had to say that i dont get it : S yes i have a childs mind but i am +70 and my name is helga...
    tdviglnih tdviglnih
    1 Response Jun 5, 2010

    Who else falls while standing completely still

    while there's no wind and nothing touches you?
    MarkimooFANGIRL MarkimooFANGIRL
    13-15, F
    Mar 23

    So clumsy that I accidentally sliced my pinky

    with a can top of a soup can. I don't even know...
    deleted deleted
    Oct 8, 2015

    Miss. Clumsy

    I am a 13 year old girl and this happened when I was ten and in the 4th grade. I am vary clumsy and one day in PE we were running and I tried to impress my crush by doing a cartwheel when running. But it ended badly! I tried but I fell and broke my leg and sprained my wrist. I...
    deleted deleted
    Jul 24, 2013

    Ended up slicing my hand open whilst moving a

    stack of paperwork. The bottom staple (which some had used a large industrial staple, for three bits of paper) wasnt folded round properly, so when I'd placed it on the shelf and pulled my hand out, it ended up catching my hand and slicing through it. I was however lucky, any...
    AlfaCough AlfaCough
    26-30, M
    Apr 10, 2015
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