I Am Very Confused and Want a Muffin

MY MUFFIN!!!!!! 137 People

    Strange Behaviour

    Just what is going on here. Seems the girls can't stay out of each others wardrobes. It's a good thing I can pick the difference :)
    WiseOldOwl WiseOldOwl
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Sep 2, 2008

    PMS and Sweets

    Rite, mmm I would love to have a corn muffin with butter and jelly. MMM>..This PMS has me craving the weirdest shyt...LMAO
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Apr 21, 2008

    Banana Nut Please.

    Muffins should be kept in first aid kits.
    justjudyblue2 justjudyblue2
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 26, 2008

    Something to Take My Mind Off of Things

    A muffin sounds absolutely delicious right now, especially if it were one of those amazing lemon poppyseed muffins with the lemon filling--mmmmm! :D Right now, it seems like everything in my life is cruising at top speed and I'm sprinting to keep up with it. So far, I've done...
    Yellowrhapsody Yellowrhapsody
    16-17, F
    3 Responses May 13, 2008

    Must I Be Confused...

    ...to have a muffin?  Can't I just have a muffin?  This is so confusing! Wait!! I qualify!  Yea! Muffin, please. :-)  E. Bunbury
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jun 2, 2008

    Enter

    When confused in my daily life about why I just sat down, or where I put my glasses, I find myself craving something. Something that could rid me of this annoying confusion and make me happy. Enter box of yummy muffins. Exit annoyin confusion. It's a win win situation...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    4 Responses May 17, 2008

    Lol

    I'm confused because I don't have a muffin already. bring me a cheese muffin on the double, or face the wrath my my cookie barrage!!
    Sparklepaws Sparklepaws
    18-21, M
    May 12, 2008

    Blue Berry

    I need a muffin. I think i will bake some. That would be so good to make fresh muffins. Mmmm...
    tomtombear tomtombear
    18-21, M
    10 Responses Aug 30, 2008

     Yes. ...

     Yes. I'm tired of trying to figure out the world. This is excellent. I just want to give up, sit somewhere nice and have a muffin. Banana nut, preferably.
    Manders Manders
    18-21, F
    May 12, 2008

    ♥me To♥

    ♥ omg i luv u vivan this is the most random thing ever lol that why ur my freind! lol i wat a muffin o-o locky -.- .......-^.^- hahah im talking to u on the phone!! go me lol i umm.... idk wat to say!....o.o im gana go now......
    xemoxkittyx xemoxkittyx
    16-17, F
    Jan 4, 2008

    My Life Suddenly Seems Long, Measured In Muffins.

    words of wisdom from the television show "frasier". [daphne is contemplating what her life would be like with an unlimited supply of free muffins] "Now me, I could eat a muffin a day, some days even two knowing they'd be free. So that'd be... ten a week...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jan 5, 2008

    ???

    I am very confused and I want a muffin!!! Well, I do now, after seeing this group. A big fat bran muffin loaded with blueberries would be good right about now. And it makes me wonder, as I drink tea, oh so painfully muffinless- Would a muffin really help my situation? Does a...
    Cinderelly Cinderelly
    36-40, F
    10 Responses Aug 31, 2008

    I'm confused about quite a few things,

    some more trivial than others. The muffin aspect of this is especially confusing to me, but why not have a muffin I suppose?
    decorus decorus
    16-17, M
    1 Response May 27, 2014

    I Am Not Confused I Just Want a Muffin =]

    Yummy I wuff muffins they r very yummy =D
    LilMissInnocent LilMissInnocent
    16-17, F
    Jun 24, 2008

    Muffin?

    I am vary confused and want a muffin. I don't now what my emotions r doing but i no a muffin will help.
    MomaLibra MomaLibra
    22-25, F
    Sep 10, 2008

    ♥me To♥

    ♥ omg i luv u vivan this is the most random thing ever lol that why ur my freind! lol i wat a muffin o-o locky -.- .......-^.^- hahah im talking to u on the phone!! go me lol i umm.... idk wat to say!....o.o im gana go now......
    xemoxkittyx xemoxkittyx
    16-17, F
    Jan 4, 2008

    Yes Please.

    not CC's kind, please, but i am rather confused (mainly by what CC could have meant by muffin.... ) and muffins are always welcome. i really need to make some. no where sells muffins of the vegan variety, especially not with chocolate chips :(
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Aug 31, 2008

    Mmm

    I have no idea what's going on but I would so love a muffin right about now. Lemon poppyseed all the way! 
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    Jun 24, 2008

    CC Marred My Experience (lol)

    I so wanted to join this group because I like ridiculously obscure statements...like "I am very confused and want a muffin"...that's funny stuff..... However...my dear friend CrippleCrow and his absurd sense of humor has skewed my muffin experience.  Now I don't...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Aug 31, 2008

    Muffin Fix It?

    I don't know if I'm sad or happy, feel safe or scared. I don't even know...anything?  I'm too confused to even type coherently!May I please have a muffin?  Cheese strussel, or maybe blueberry...I dunno.  Just pick a good one for me, please?I'm so terribly confused.  May I...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    Jul 9, 2012

    Muffin please~Ah, can ya make it blueberry,

    fresh out the oven with a little sliver of butter?...Mmm-just thinking of it made me forget what I was confused about. :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 27, 2014

    ♥me To♥

    ♥ omg i luv u vivan this is the most random thing ever lol that why ur my freind! lol i wat a muffin o-o locky -.- .......-^.^- hahah im talking to u on the phone!! go me lol i umm.... idk wat to say!....o.o im gana go now......
    xemoxkittyx xemoxkittyx
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 4, 2008
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