I Am Very Confused and Want a Muffin

A muffin sounds absolutely delicious right now, especially if it were one of those amazing lemon poppyseed muffins with the lemon filling--mmmmm! :D
Right now, it seems like everything in my life is cruising at top speed and I'm...

Yummy I wuff muffins they r very yummy =D

...to have a muffin?  Can't I just have a muffin?  This is so confusing!
Wait!! I qualify!  Yea!
Muffin, please.
:-)  E. Bunbury

I don't know if I'm sad or happy, feel safe or scared. I don't even know...anything?  I'm too confused to even type coherently!May I please have a muffin?  Cheese strussel, or maybe blueberry...I dunno.  Just pick a good one for me...

not CC's kind, please, but i am rather confused (mainly by what CC could have meant by muffin.... ) and muffins are always welcome.
i really need to make some. no where sells muffins of the vegan variety, especially not with chocolate...

I am very confused and I want a muffin!!!
Well, I do now, after seeing this group. A big fat bran muffin loaded with blueberries would be good right about now. And it makes me wonder, as I drink tea, oh so painfully muffinless-
Would...

I need a muffin. I think i will bake some. That would be so good to make fresh muffins. Mmmm...

I so wanted to join this group because I like ridiculously obscure statements...like "I am very confused and want a muffin"...that's funny stuff.....
However...my dear friend CrippleCrow and his absurd sense of humor has...

I am vary confused and want a muffin. I don't now what my emotions r doing but i no a muffin will help.

Muffins should be kept in first aid kits.

words of wisdom from the television show "frasier".
[daphne is contemplating what her life would be like with an unlimited supply of free muffins]

"Now me, I could eat a muffin a day, some days even two knowing...

Rite, mmm I would love to have a corn muffin with butter and jelly. MMM>..This PMS has me craving the weirdest shyt...LMAO

♥ omg i luv u vivan this is the most random thing ever lol that why ur my freind! lol i wat a muffin o-o locky -.- .......-^.^- hahah im talking to u on the phone!! go me lol i umm.... idk wat to say!....o.o im gana go now......

Just what is going on here. Seems the girls can't stay out of each others wardrobes.
It's a good thing I can pick the difference :)

I have no idea what's going on but I would so love a muffin right about now. Lemon poppyseed all the way!