It is cold and wet outside. But in the flower-strewn meadow of my imagination I am skipping through soft grass in my birthday suit, daisy chains around my ankles, hair flying loose...
eheh yes I am! ^^ add me if you wanna know more!
dieing.....b'byee friends...nice to meet you all.....em commiting suicide
Yeah, I can be quite annoying. But if you're my friend you know this already and I love you for dealing with my crap xD
Black Friday and idiots. Oh can bet your *** there's going to be some bitchslappings.
It's Slapsgiving. Today I'm serving turkey with a side order of BITCHSLAPPINGS.
Tomorrow is going to be renamed Slapsgiving after I'm done.
I am a really nice person but if you me too far I will slap the **** out of you I got this from my mom she pushed this lady against the wall yesterday cause the lady pushed her she...
It's two for Tuesday. Everyone gets a double dose of bitchslappings.
I recently started to put on some weight because I was seen as underweight at 5'2, 16 years old female and at 89-90lbs. I certainly have seen the changes, but I want to gain weight...
One think I have noticed is excessive consumerism. I'm no minimalist but even I can see the epidemic and outrageous proportions it has reached. I love high quality material goods...
I've got a six-pack of bitchslappings right here.
It's ***** slapping season and I have a hankering for some bitchslappering.
Two BITCHSLAPPINGS for the price of one.
Today agenda: BITCHSLAPPINGS!
Fresh ***** slappings for everyone.
Don't do it! Don't make me do it! I'm serious! I will ***** slap you over the moon!