I Am Very Random and Weird

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 784 People

    Belwar Belwar
    36-40, M
    Jun 24, 2015


    I'm in love with someone.I saw him at the bakery leaning agains a shelf an said " I must have you" so I took him home and when we got there I shoved in the oven and said " you can come out in 90 mins and left and went to the store and caMe back with cool whip. I took him out of...
    Musicmeanstheworld Musicmeanstheworld
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Jun 20, 2011

    I was sitting in my living room yesterday,

    just chillin', when all of a sudden I had the strangest craving. I've never eating it before but, I was craving some dinosaur. Real bad. It was the weirdest feeling.
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    1 Response Jul 6, 2014

    I was once talking with my friend

    and she pointed out the dude she had a crush on and said something like "Wouldn't we make a great couple?" And the first thing I said was "Your children would be beautiful." Then there was an awkward silence and the bell rang for class.
    deleted deleted
    Aug 11, 2014

    Either I'm random and weird

    or my laptop tried to be funny. I was looking through my files on my laptop and came across a thing saved in notepad. It was called Opening Song which I did not make, so I opened it up so see what it was. It was a song in, I think, Japanese. So I couldn't read it but then every...
    deleted deleted
    Aug 23, 2014

    Hilarious Phobias

    I have put together a makeshift list of actual phobias that people have and more gain everyday. Ambulophobia: fear of walking little bit confused 4 a person, who is lazy, or does not want to walk. Pteronophobia: people who fear of being delighted, by a feather. Selenophobia...
    WaywardCrows WaywardCrows
    18-21, M
    5 Responses Jul 31, 2011

    Your bear doesn't swim at the zoo.

    It swims in circles but the bicycle is wrong. I like pushing the fluffy door of my dreams, though. Zimbabwe
    Sherlyy Sherlyy
    18-21, T
    Jun 19, 2015

    The ducks nuts..... Quackers,

    send me off to the quackery.
    GoldenDuck GoldenDuck
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Oct 25, 2015

    Just watching the birds in the parking lot

    drinking from pools of vehicle AC condensate.
    Axelton Axelton
    46-50, M
    Jun 11, 2014

    So, I just realized a few days ago.

    .. I was thinking "How old am I?" and I did the math, and I was like, "33"... Ok great, I went for about a month thinking this... Then I thought again about it, and I was like - wait - I don't have my birthday until December! I'm only 32! Anyway if you read any stories of mine...
    Nateindenver Nateindenver
    31-35, M
    Jun 17, 2014

    currently listening to music

    and dancing in my kitchen as my bagel toasts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โœŒ๏ธ
    izzyyxo izzyyxo
    18-21, F
    Nov 6, 2014

    During a thunderstorm,

    I always imagine Thor and Zeus fighting over something. The more violent the storm, the more pissed off they are. It makes sense I guess. Maybe it's because I read too many myths and legends on the different ancient gods....
    deleted deleted
    May 28, 2015

    just woke up and sitting by the side of my bed.

    . feeling hungry but still don't want to get up.. just like a child you could see on the street.. how can they take all this pain??? all this hunger.. what are they even thinking about... if only I could find a magic lamp.. I'll ask for a power to grant every child's dream or...
    Nylana Nylana
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 25, 2014

    I wish I was allowed to go to school with a

    fake moustache, just for fun. I find people's reactions funny ahaha
    GlitterGlambert GlitterGlambert
    18-21, F
    Jul 2, 2014

      Comment Heart Read!

    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13
    16-17, F
    Sep 22, 2014

    Chapita chapata. I love nail art

    and colorful unique stuff. I used to call boobs bunty gunty. I say cotoroyoy instead of oh my gosh. I don't know I make up my own words sometimes. I like to dance where ever and when ever I hear music. I'm drinking juice๐Ÿนright now andtexting. Ahhhh๐Ÿ˜ธ.
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 2, 2014

    Sometimes, I think I want to be a mistress.

    Hmm? Not the clingy type of mistress. The one who tests a relationship if they really like each other. I thought I might be trying to help them looking for their true love instead. Ha ha ha. Ok this is weird and is just a thought
    dhanx dhanx
    18-21, F
    Dec 4, 2015

    I love having a cup of hot coffee.

    ..but then it makes me hot which I don't enjoy at all on a hot day. This is a reoccurring dilemma in my life.
    ihavepurplecurtains ihavepurplecurtains
    36-40, F
    Jun 23, 2015

    You know you and your friends are weird,

    tired, and insane when the winky-cat-face (;3) becomes a really huge and complicated inside joke....
    JesterFlowey JesterFlowey
    22-25, T
    2 Responses Feb 23, 2016

    yes i m very very weird

    for you all weird women and men.,............
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    Jun 19, 2015

    I have a son prior my marriage.

    When I was pregnant my son's father cooked shrimp scampi for me I didn't care for it, but I ate it to show I appreciated him cooking for me. I prefer fried breaded shrimp. Well my son was describing how he rather ate his shrimp and he described shrimp scampi. Now my son had...
    LadyHeyward LadyHeyward
    41-45, F
    Apr 24, 2015

    Sometimes I don't even know what I'm talking

    about. Or thinking for that matter. I apologize to anyone who talks to me in advance.
    DeadlyKat DeadlyKat
    22-25, F
    Jan 5, 2015

    Accept the random and the weird.

    It was too hot earlier so I put my head inside the freezer, didn't work
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    Jun 2, 2015

    Not so much just me,

    but my family in general is weird. Like you know how everyone's just sitting in the living room and then someone knocks on the door and everyone's like "I'll get it!" and race to the door or whatever people do. My family is like cockroaches when the light gets turned on. Once...
    deleted deleted
    Jun 12, 2014

    In the bath and all I can hear is a bloody

    chicken... I don't have a chicken by the way, so god knows who it belongs to but it's very loud and is scaring my cat, who is now sitting on the edge of the bath looking terrified. Is it not bad enough that there is a freaking rooster crowing somewhere behind my flat every...
    deleted deleted
    Aug 13, 2015

    Some times I even tend to be akward on purpose

    just to see people's reactions. I love the way I am, because when I am able to have a random weird conversation that actually works, It is such a great feeling :)
    GlitterGlambert GlitterGlambert
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 24, 2014

    Lol today I was talking to one of my coworkers

    and right in the middle of the conversation I see a button and I wanted to push it so I just walked over and did ( it didn't do anything) she looked at me weird and started laughing at me
    brenda4696 brenda4696
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 7, 2015

    Randomness For The Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    normal is boring RANDOMNESS FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... so much fun to be random :P in case any one was wondering quacktopi are what you get when you combine ducks and octopi pi!!!!!! 3...
    quacktopi quacktopi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 16, 2013

    LOL :-) Yeah!

      I found eight people like me! You!
    rescue3 rescue3
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jul 13, 2009

    I Was A Weird Cute Child :)

    I'm still weird now , but when I was younger I was weirder. I remember when I was 6 or 7 my mom asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I told her a firefighter-doctor. So the only patients I would have would be firefighters . I just always loved firefighters I don't know...
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 15, 2013

    Yep that's me! Random

    and weird! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
    TwinkleStar123 TwinkleStar123
    16-17, F
    1 Response Feb 4, 2014

    I'm a different type of person

    and I don't care if people dislike me haha. Weirdness is awesome. :) Be different!
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    Apr 16, 2015
    marebare303 marebare303
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 15, 2015

    I do believe I have a bit of ADHD

    and it doesn't help when I overthink. Apparently having a bit of OCD while drinking isn't a bad thing though. I do have a habit of cleaning wherever I'm at when I'm drinking unless I'm home. I think it's because I tend to to focus on one thing and the alcohol suppresses the...
    musikid48 musikid48
    26-30, M
    Sep 11, 2015

    Since I am very random

    and weird people don't like being my friend so I tell them in order for people to be normal they have to be weird and if you can't accept me and my weirdness than you're wasting your breath saying that we can't be friends I'm me and no one can change that๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™‹
    TimePrincess TimePrincess
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Dec 8, 2014

    I just got back from the past.

    Let's rewind. Today at 1:44 pm I glanced at my laptop's clock then left to head to the kitchen to wash some potatoes. On my way to the kitchen I passed through the living room and our little alarm clock says it's 1:43 pm. I didn't think anything of it and continued. Next I...
    deleted deleted
    May 15, 2014

    I entertain myself all day in my head with

    mostly movie quotes and music
    positivevibes23 positivevibes23
    36-40, M
    Feb 20, 2016
    CrystalicTears CrystalicTears
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 9, 2016

    Yes. Yes I am weird. And random.

    So here is my random and weird rant... Don't judge. If you do then thanks for spending your precious time in judging me. I have intellectual and philosophical arguments with myself. I never end what I start... I leave it be. I think this is more of a bad habit than weirdness...
    Shayala Shayala
    18-21, F
    Jun 23, 2015

    Hey there, high school senior here.

    In about 6 months, I'm going to be graduating and going off to college. Of course, I'm going to have at least one roommate. But... I have this "problem". See, when I read or listen to really upbeat music, I get filled with energy. I can imagine what I'm reading or the music...
    MissBlackrose MissBlackrose
    18-21, F
    Dec 14, 2014

    Mostly random music lyrics

    and movie or tv lines but I'm pretty good at making up my own stuff...
    positivevibes23 positivevibes23
    36-40, M
    Jan 19, 2016
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