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    I call everyone of my guy friends 6pack.

    Even if they don't have one. I do this because they find it extremely flattering even though i was just joking around
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F Mar 27

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    AGreenDayToRemember AGreenDayToRemember 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 4, 2014

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    The a says abs. The b says butt.

    The c says cook. And the d says dee see the wee wee.
    PikachuIsPikachu PikachuIsPikachu 18-21, F 1 Response May 20

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    GBulldog47 GBulldog47 13-15, M May 17

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    So what's everyone doing .

    ..how is everyone doing I hope you all are doing great!! Fill free to always message me if you want
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 2 Responses May 7

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    So today I went to build-a-bear to you know.

    ...build....a....bear. Well anyways I was waiting on line to pay and I started to feel something on my boot. I blew it off at first thinking it was my bag or something. Then I felt something hug my leg. When I looked down I saw a little girl maybe 2 or 3 hugging my leg and...
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 14

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    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 14

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    ComplicatedWounded ComplicatedWounded 26-30, F May 21

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    That moment when you realize your home alone

    *runs through the halls naked singing*
    seekre seekre 16-17, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I Was Feeding The Cat Earlier....

    And suddenly I go the urge for a tuna sandwich. There was no tuna in the kitchen, so I started to make a PB&J, but alas, I was out of jelly. I contemplated a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich for a moment, then settled on making waffles. Unfortunately, I never cleaned the...
    jimmyseven jimmyseven 31-35, M 4 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    Lemma lick that face thou.

    I wanna lick dat faaaaacccceeeeee dooooooeeeeee
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    Puberty gave me mustache.

    Beggars can't be choosers I guess..
    YesIAmAsian YesIAmAsian 18-21 May 22

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    Eadwyn22nd Eadwyn22nd 16-17, M 2 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    OMG OMG 😱😱😱😱😱😱 did u know the

    sky is blue ....... Or is it 😏 lol I thought the clouds were made of cotton candy noooooooo my dream is ruined πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯😒😒😒😒😒 Stupid scientist proved it wrong jk lol ^ they are awesome But nooo my dream N wats the biggest candy store in the world...
    Hiddenamoungus Hiddenamoungus 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    I hate when people tell me stuff like,

    your hair is pretty today. after that the expect me to say your hair is pretty to but, no. I just tell them thanks. then the stare at me like I caused war.
    PikachuIsPikachu PikachuIsPikachu 18-21, F 1 Response May 21

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    PikachuIsPikachu PikachuIsPikachu 18-21, F May 21

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    Security guards Are The faux po.

    Just thought of that. :)
    prettyprude prettyprude 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 19

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    I often drift off and wonder about the most

    random things at the most random times. Standing on a balcony: why do I feel compelled to jump over the railing? Approaching an attractive man: what would happen if he suddenly grabbed me and began kissing me? In a crowded, but quiet building: what if I just screamed at...
    SunshineMel SunshineMel 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 2

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    MavisB MavisB 16-17, F May 21

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    I Swear Guys Will Do anything For Good Pu.

    ssy! Matter fact any p.u.ssy
    MisMisMis321 MisMisMis321 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    I like spy shows, movies,

    games. It's a thing
    theintersect17 theintersect17 18-21, M Jun 8

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    peachpie88 peachpie88 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 8

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    Sammeyer54 Sammeyer54 16-17, M Dec 11, 2014

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    Girlfriend's Underpants

    ...I accidentally came home with my girlfriend's underpants in my travel bag. She wears practical underwear...in this case, a pair of men's tighty-whities, made by Haynes. I threw them in the washer, and when I got them out to hang-dry, I thought "Oops. Got her undies." ...It...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 6 Responses Sep 8, 2013

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    rosesandcharlie rosesandcharlie 13-15, F Jun 7

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    That moment when you see something,

    drop everything and wonder simply. "How did you end up here?" and "I wonder if you are afraid?"
    GreenEyedFox GreenEyedFox 22-25, F Jun 20

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    touchtorelax touchtorelax 16-17, M 6 Responses Jun 22

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    I like 2 yell out random lyrics out of nowhere

    and say weird **** and make a lot of noise ,mostly when I'm not talking to anyone .πŸŽ…πŸΏ #blacksantabitch
    martinez93 martinez93 22-25, M Jun 9

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    man Backpack doesn't like Sugar we're going

    down! Someone please tell my kitty it's ok to like someone besides his daddy from mayday parade!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Jun 19

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    punicorn1 punicorn1 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 18

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    Yesterday I got to take my math final in a

    hallway while doing a tornado drill. There was no tornado. It was all just fake. We all call it the fake tornado. It was just a bunch of rain and wind. While we were in the hall, my math buddy Paul got hungry so he started begging me for some calories. I gave him a set of ten...
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl 16-17, F 4 Responses May 14

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    everything I have done has honestly been random

    things I buy, daily activities, and so on I am the definition of random and I love it.
    peachpie88 peachpie88 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 7

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    In a stop light, green means go

    and yellow means yield. In a banana, green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana?
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 10, 2014

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    That awkward moment when your cat is playing

    with your necklace and then decides to stick her paw into your bra to see what she can find...
    GreenEyedFox GreenEyedFox 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 22

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    DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!

    You little rebel I like you
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2014

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    So it's a cold Thursday morning

    and I walk into class, there my teacher sits at her desk and my fellow classmates look up from their work to greet me. I quickly unpack,sit in my desk and start working like the rest of the class. So anyway about 2 minutes later my teacher says: My teacher: Aria why isn't your...
    SecretSephira14 SecretSephira14 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 4, 2014

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    Sorry For My Wild Imagination

    Like this group says, i'm very random.well, now i'd like to share some random thoughts i have. please don't give rude comments if you disagree with me, these are just my wild imaginations.1. Once i read that our brain cells look like our universe. look :in this universe, there...
    HakujitsuSeiten HakujitsuSeiten 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 27, 2012

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    I enjoy being random especially with a fellow

    Randomite. I would like to expand my boundaries of randomness, but I don't think it's genuine if you are just trying to be more random. Oh, that's good coffee.
    Simplified Simplified 51-55, M 4 Responses Jan 26, 2014

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    CyanideY CyanideY 13-15, F Jun 5

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    I was watching Shrek 2

    and fell completely head over heels for Prince Charming, this is no "imma pull yo pigtails" type of love this is a "imma **** yo **** up" type of love. His devil may care attitude paired with his gorgeous flowing locks totally gets my motor going, the fact that he gets what he...
    Backwoodsbarbiexox Backwoodsbarbiexox 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 28

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    BrittBratz BrittBratz 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 4

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    I have had a lot of boyfriend And I've learned

    every time I had one my grades went down so don't have a boyfriend until after school
    tylerandkate43 tylerandkate43 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    If you could be any body part.

    What part would you be and why? Only ONE part.......
    preppiboi preppiboi 31-35, T 1 Response Jun 19

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    I'm just a random guy making my way through

    this world . Please , jump on board and enjoy the ride
    Random1Guy Random1Guy 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 21

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    3dayweekend 3dayweekend 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 18

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    Sun - dappled - greens - flashing - blue -

    glimpse - trundle - hum - chatter πŸŒ³πŸŒΎπŸšβ˜ΊοΈβ˜€οΈπŸŒ³πŸ‘€
    mcconchiea mcconchiea 51-55, M Jun 4