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I Am Very Random

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    So today I went to build-a-bear to you know.

    ...build....a....bear. Well anyways I was waiting on line to pay and I started to feel something on my boot. I blew it off at first thinking it was my bag or something. Then I felt something hug my leg. When I looked down I saw a little girl maybe 2 or 3 hugging my leg and...
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 14

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    Duh....

    Of course I'm a random person! I've never noticed though Lol, =D
    LoveIsSublime LoveIsSublime 22-25, F 10 Responses Jun 16, 2010

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    BmbleB BmbleB 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    Me: *slaps a mate on the asΕ  with a

    ruler* Teacher: "I don't know what you 2 are doing, but your making me nervous" 🌚
    3st3ll3 3st3ll3 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    FaceTime with this guy.

    He's really lame tbh
    amyaliece amyaliece 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 6

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    How to be popular on this site: be a hot chick,

    be a promiscuous woman, be a man pretending to be one of the previous two. I won't be popular here because I don't have a vagina. Which I guess is good, since I have a habit of losing sh*t, I'd probably end up losing my keys in there or something. What?!? You don't store your...
    Liftofferik Liftofferik 26-30, M Jul 14

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    DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!

    You little rebel I like you
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2014

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    Lemma lick that face thou.

    I wanna lick dat faaaaacccceeeeee dooooooeeeeee
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    Eadwyn22nd Eadwyn22nd 16-17, M 2 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    That awkward moment when your cat is playing

    with your necklace and then decides to stick her paw into your bra to see what she can find...
    GreenEyedFox GreenEyedFox 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 22

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    In a stop light, green means go

    and yellow means yield. In a banana, green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana?
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 10, 2014

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    ssamuel ssamuel 13-15, M Aug 22

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    You can walk the walk,

    but can you talk the talk? Wait I think I said that wrong...
    BmbleB BmbleB 13-15, M Aug 16

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    punicorn1 punicorn1 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 18

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    I Swear Guys Will Do anything For Good Pu.

    ssy! Matter fact any p.u.ssy
    MisMisMis321 MisMisMis321 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    Liftofferik Liftofferik 26-30, M Jul 13

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    I was watching Shrek 2

    and fell completely head over heels for Prince Charming, this is no "imma pull yo pigtails" type of love this is a "imma **** yo **** up" type of love. His devil may care attitude paired with his gorgeous flowing locks totally gets my motor going, the fact that he gets what he...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Apr 28

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    big eared flying fluffy bunnies hopping on the

    clouds to cloudcarrotopia to meet the carrot king.
    imyourbunny imyourbunny 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    So what's everyone doing .

    ..how is everyone doing I hope you all are doing great!! Fill free to always message me if you want
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 2 Responses May 7

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    Girlfriend's Underpants

    ...I accidentally came home with my girlfriend's underpants in my travel bag. She wears practical underwear...in this case, a pair of men's tighty-whities, made by Haynes. I threw them in the washer, and when I got them out to hang-dry, I thought "Oops. Got her undies." ...It...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 6 Responses Sep 8, 2013

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    I just realised I've stopped smoking

    for 3 months. I wasnt even trying to stop! I think I just kinda forgot that I smoked. Weird thing is I've tried and failed to quit loads of times over the last 2-3 years and it was a ******* nightmare. Then today someone offered me one, I was about to light it and I thought...
    kevinfrommars2 kevinfrommars2 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 26

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    I Was Feeding The Cat Earlier....

    And suddenly I go the urge for a tuna sandwich. There was no tuna in the kitchen, so I started to make a PB&J, but alas, I was out of jelly. I contemplated a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich for a moment, then settled on making waffles. Unfortunately, I never cleaned the...
    jimmyseven jimmyseven 31-35, M 4 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    OMG OMG 😱😱😱😱😱😱 did u know the

    sky is blue ....... Or is it 😏 lol I thought the clouds were made of cotton candy noooooooo my dream is ruined πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯😒😒😒😒😒 Stupid scientist proved it wrong jk lol ^ they are awesome But nooo my dream N wats the biggest candy store in the world...
    Hiddenamoungus Hiddenamoungus 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    Emsickles Emsickles 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    Yesterday I got to take my math final in a

    hallway while doing a tornado drill. There was no tornado. It was all just fake. We all call it the fake tornado. It was just a bunch of rain and wind. While we were in the hall, my math buddy Paul got hungry so he started begging me for some calories. I gave him a set of ten...
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl 16-17, F 4 Responses May 14

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    ssamuel ssamuel 13-15, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    AGreenDayToRemember AGreenDayToRemember 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 4, 2014

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    Do I seem incapable of being sirius?

    Whoops, I meant serious. This is a black day.
    Longpatrol90 Longpatrol90 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    so you wont give me the password

    for the wifi?? fine be that way!! i dont need ur wifi anyways!!!
    zade95 zade95 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    alyssanar123 alyssanar123 13-15, F Aug 19

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    Liftofferik Liftofferik 26-30, M Jul 14

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    Blame meh ADHD guys

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    ArtemistheHunter ArtemistheHunter 13-15, F Aug 12

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    i don't kiss until the third date,

    it makes sex on the first and second date very ackward
    AwesomeGuy18 AwesomeGuy18 18-21, M Jul 20

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    Our waiter at the restaurant,

    Jack, was cheating on us with other tables. JACK COME BACK I WANT DESSERT ._.
    queeniejean queeniejean 13-15, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    sydneyrosza sydneyrosza 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 24

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    Sammeyer54 Sammeyer54 16-17, M Dec 11, 2014

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    Wowwwwwwwwww!! http://www.

    synthtopia.com/content/2015/08/01/who-needs-synths-the-anarchestra-features-hundreds-of-instruments-youve-never-heard-before/
    prettyprude prettyprude 31-35, F Aug 1

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    This world is so messed up husbands would cheat

    on their wife's without thinking twice about it same with wife's wtf your supposed to be there and love them no matter what or how your feeling but that's not really the case now days when a couple gets in a big argument instead of staying and trying to work it out they just get...
    twalie12 twalie12 16-17, F a week ago

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    I call everyone of my guy friends 6pack.

    Even if they don't have one. I do this because they find it extremely flattering even though i was just joking around
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F Mar 27

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    I enjoy being random especially with a fellow

    Randomite. I would like to expand my boundaries of randomness, but I don't think it's genuine if you are just trying to be more random. Oh, that's good coffee.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 26, 2014

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    Liftofferik Liftofferik 26-30, M 3 Responses Jul 9

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