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I Am Very Random

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    My brain is always all over the place!

    ! I can never collect my thoughts bc I think of multiple things at once!!
    breeze90 breeze90 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Random?

    random is when im baking cake in my vagina hole.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 13 Responses May 31, 2010

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    Sorry For My Wild Imagination

    Like this group says, i'm very random.well, now i'd like to share some random thoughts i have. please don't give rude comments if you disagree with me, these are just my wild imaginations.1. Once i read that our brain cells look like our universe. look :in this universe, there...
    HakujitsuSeiten HakujitsuSeiten 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 27, 2012

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    Remembering Random: Fuzzy Socks

    I love fuzzy socks and I'm always getting new ones. New fuzzy socks are really slippery... One wrong move and you're on the floor. One day I was hanging out with my cousin and we were talking about all sorts of random things. When she talks, she really gets into it. She uses...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 20, 2011

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    OMG OMG 😱😱😱😱😱😱 did u know the

    sky is blue ....... Or is it 😏 lol I thought the clouds were made of cotton candy noooooooo my dream is ruined 😥😥😥😢😢😢😢😢 Stupid scientist proved it wrong jk lol ^ they are awesome But nooo my dream N wats the biggest candy store in the world...
    Hiddenamoungus Hiddenamoungus 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 9

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    andreaespe andreaespe 18-21, F Jul 27

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    Tips for running faster 1)hot person in front

    of you 2)creepy guy running behind you
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    In business you dont get what you deserved,

    but you get what you negotiate...
    prettygoddess prettygoddess 26-30, F Aug 6

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    Random Thoughts

    -If you rescue turtles from the roadway, hold them away from your body because they may pee. -I am a close approximation of happy right now. -Flower bouquets are like a collection of hands, holding our hearts. -We all have to die someday, but procrastination is usually good. -Now...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 3 Responses Mar 15, 2012

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    I Was Feeding The Cat Earlier....

    And suddenly I go the urge for a tuna sandwich. There was no tuna in the kitchen, so I started to make a PB&J, but alas, I was out of jelly. I contemplated a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich for a moment, then settled on making waffles. Unfortunately, I never cleaned the...
    jimmyseven jimmyseven 31-35, M 4 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    If I'm Thinking It I Say It!

    I've got to admit that most of the time I'm a bit random, and my husband finds it hilarious. It doesn't matter what we're doing, watching TV  for instance and I'll remember something, and for some reason I will have to mention it, probably because I know if I don't I'll...
    Wotserface Wotserface 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 9, 2010

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    Please remember; I am 13 years old,

    not 46 so accept that I will talk nonsense to you. Like unicorns and dragons and RAINBOWS so... かわいい!! Bye (sorry if that came up as question marks, it is Japanese for cute I think)
    FlyingPaperPlanes FlyingPaperPlanes 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 3

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    I was sitting like this on the couch

    and my dad came up and spanked me. It was playful and he wasn't being mean, he just plays rough, he always has and he does this to all for of is girls and he's not gross he's just my dad. He's even done it in front of my friends before. (not to my friends) Lol. I was wondering...
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 6

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    Qwitnie Qwitnie 13-15, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Sick Of That Guy?

    Try screaming "Oh Mom YES!" during sex - you won't have to worry bout him coming round again..
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 5, 2010

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    Duh....

    Of course I'm a random person! I've never noticed though Lol, =D
    LoveIsSublime LoveIsSublime 18-21, F 10 Responses Jun 16, 2010

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    Girlfriend's Underpants

    ...I accidentally came home with my girlfriend's underpants in my travel bag. She wears practical underwear...in this case, a pair of men's tighty-whities, made by Haynes. I threw them in the washer, and when I got them out to hang-dry, I thought "Oops. Got her undies." ...It...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 8 Responses Sep 8, 2013

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    I Swear Guys Will Do anything For Good Pu.

    ssy! Matter fact any p.u.ssy
    misQueen misQueen 16-17, F 7 Responses 5 days ago

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    Don't you hate a shy ***** ?

    She ain't shy no more since i turn her to my bitchh 😌😘😻
    misQueen misQueen 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I hate when I look ugly the first time i meet

    someone it's like I can do better than this I swear XD
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F Aug 12

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    So i've been visiting my bf in the USA

    since the 16th of June... And i'm forming a twang in my voice and I now use the word "y'all" way too often. I'm becoming one of them :o lol
    KikiMouse KikiMouse 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    I'm Unpredictable

    That's why most of my friends find me mysterious, it's because I'm so unpredictable. I think most scorpios are very random. Sometimes people misunderstood our actions but deep in our heart, we have good intentions. 
    xoJaymee xoJaymee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 20, 2011

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    Today I told someone I was spending the week

    expelling my unused child ... lmao! It seemed appropriate; it was a guy (who I work with), and in general they don't tend to react well to talk of periods, so I spiced things up a little :P Serves him right for asking why I was eating more than normal.
    aintnoangel aintnoangel 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 16

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    I enjoy being random especially with a fellow

    Randomite. I would like to expand my boundaries of randomness, but I don't think it's genuine if you are just trying to be more random. Oh, that's good coffee.
    Simplified Simplified 46-50, M 5 Responses Jan 26

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    Lol I'm not random, it's just my brain works

    too fast for anyone to keep up. 😋
    KariAlex KariAlex 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 26

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    My very random brain!

    It's very funny at times!
    Klcataldo Klcataldo 18-21, F Aug 14

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    Does anyone else's iPod/phone just decide to

    become a ninja and fly out of urs hands? Because my iPod loves doing flips and hugs me in the face -.-
    Imfearlessbae Imfearlessbae 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Sometimes

    I'm not always that way, just at random times.
    Simplified Simplified 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 30, 2013

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    Learn Random Skills

    I have a depression problem that I deal with, so far fairly successfully. I have a competitive and slightly attention driven nature that I use to divert from my problems. I tend to learn things quickly and get good rather quickly, but usually become bored quickly too. For...
    Aislean Aislean 18-21, M May 31, 2012

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    This is my favorite face: .

    _. Idek why but it's cool ._. ._. ._. ._. ._.
    Flowerydedo Flowerydedo 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Lemma lick that face thou.

    I wanna lick dat faaaaacccceeeeee dooooooeeeeee
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Whatever you decide to do,

    make sure it makes you happy!
    sweetsoulr sweetsoulr 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!

    You little rebel I like you
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    So I decided to buy Hannaford water just to

    save a few cents ( I've actually done this a few times now) the sh!t tastes like it has traces of salt in it!! Am I bat sh!t crazy or does it taste funky?!?!
    stjlynn stjlynn 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    So this is what happens every time I try to

    love on some animals. They just don't want my love ahah
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 6

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    I am scared people!!!

    ! There was this creepy statue in my parents room and the eyes follow you!!!!! I took this picture and grabbed the toilet paper and ran! I was so scared I didn't even have to pee anymore!!!!!!!
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Bird488 Bird488 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I could be in the car

    and stop at a red light and make faces to the car next to me 😂😂
    MerpR MerpR 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    May I remind you that

    even stones do break.
    Irregularactivities Irregularactivities 16-17, F Aug 13

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    Good laugh to start the day folks.

    . Hahahaha https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10203952516669544&id=1121149025
    prettygoddess prettygoddess 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    I have My own Problems .

    . . Don't Burden me With Yours 😪
    misQueen misQueen 16-17, F Aug 16

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    XCameronnXx XCameronnXx 13-15, M 2 Responses Aug 6

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    I crappily dance when I have nothing to do in

    class and can't sit down. Like right now.
    JohnBobMac JohnBobMac 16-17, T Aug 20

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    Today I went go six flags

    and had a blast. . . . . . . . And just like any other person I got a few souvineers. . . Two of which is a green, fluffy hat with cat ears. . . . So I started to wear the hat as we went through different stores. Just then I noticed a man selling different objects that light up...
    Aroura666 Aroura666 16-17, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    As random as its sounds,

    yes! :D I think its pretty cool. "Weird," I get that all the time. I'm proud of it! I think being different than everyone else is the coolest thing ever! :D I dislike the feeling of being just another product of an assembly line.
    huskiesandmalamutes huskiesandmalamutes 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 5

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    Bandsx3 Bandsx3 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 4

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    I feel bad for the forward slash.

    When some says www. 'Slash', we all assume they mean back slash. How do you think that makes forward feel? Be kind today and use the forward slash for something. PAY IT FORWARD (slash)
    Secret1dentity Secret1dentity 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    nousernams nousernams 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    I was sitting like this on the couch,

    and my dad came up and spanked me. It was playful and he wasn't being mean he just plays rough, he always has and he does this to all four of us girls and he's not gross he's just my dad. He's even done it in front of my friends before. (not to my friends) Lol. I was just...
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    Omg yeah it's true I have a random side 😳 lol

    who doesn't am I right 😉 haha so if your random please msg me like seriously I need more random friends like I will love you forever! 😜😋
    Tyler8432 Tyler8432 16-17, M 3 Responses Jan 24

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    catluver2008 catluver2008 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    When life gives you lemons,

    squeeze them in people's eyes
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F Aug 12

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    Rayven1997 Rayven1997 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    I Had to Think About It

    I stared at this group for a good five minutes trying to decide whether or not I was random. And if I was really random would it be the right thing to join this group? Because that would be a very calculated and logical move, unlike something a random person would do... But...
    JonFurniss JonFurniss 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 19, 2008

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