I Am Very Random

Yeah I'm as random in real life as I am on here...

Be afraid, be very afraid...

I'm so random, that yo momma heads so big it makes my arse look small O.o

WORD..

PANDAS :3
OMG A FLYING PICKLE :D
Yea Imma diva, get ova it *flicks hair and struts away*
Cant touch dis!!

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/beaver-attacks-and-kills-man-belarus

A man was attacked and killed by a beaver in Belarus.

Sky News reported the man was on a fishing trip with two friends at Lake...

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground
and when I move 'em they walk around.
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs
and when I shave 'em they ain't got hairs.

Neil Innes

Like this group says, i'm very random.well, now i'd like to share some random thoughts i have. please don't give rude comments if you disagree with me, these are just my wild imaginations.1. Once i read that our brain cells look like...

It's not my best :C face but I'm tired and it's the best I got right now.CREEP AHOY!

I stared at this group for a good five minutes trying to decide whether or not I was random.
And if I was really random would it be the right thing to join this group? Because that would be a very calculated and logical move, unlike...

"Innocence" by Avril Lavigne (The best damn thing)
Waking up I see that everything is OK
The first time in my life and now it's so great
Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed
I think about the little things that make life great...

Of course I'm a random person!

I've never noticed though

Lol, =D

This is really random for me because I have no practical use for it. I just like the way it sounds. Never mind. I take that back. A trip to Morocco would require some French so then there would be a good reason to learn it....leisurely...

Try screaming "Oh Mom YES!" during sex - you won't have to worry bout him coming round again..

I feel like busting out the windows and breaking down the doors. I probably won't though. I wish I had a friend. I'm stuck at home with mom, I'm barely able to see. I can't clean this house and OCD is killing me. I feel like I might die...

That's why most of my friends find me mysterious, it's because I'm so unpredictable. I think most scorpios are very random. Sometimes people misunderstood our actions but deep in our heart, we have good intentions. 

I have a depression problem that I deal with, so far fairly successfully. I have a competitive and slightly attention driven nature that I use to divert from my problems. I tend to learn things quickly and get good rather quickly, but...

Sometimes, I wish I could catch my farts in a bottle and send e-farts secretly to people that piss me off. They would be like 'wtf whats that smell' and have no idea where it was coming from.

HA! made you read!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:3

-If you rescue turtles from the roadway, hold them away from your body because they may pee.
-I am a close approximation of happy right now.
-Flower bouquets are like a collection of hands, holding our hearts.
-We all have to die...

I'm not always that way, just at random times.

So random you wouldn't believe it, I've been going around all day randomly hugging people and going 'You're my friend', I think I scared quite a few people but assured them they weren't the first, nor would they be the last.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular"A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live...