I Am Very Random

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    At what point does impractical be come

    practical Inappropriate become appropriate Unnecessary to necessary Want to need ? Riddle me this?
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    1 Response Mar 27

    I was watching Shrek 2

    and fell completely head over heels for Prince Charming, this is no "imma pull yo pigtails" type of love this is a "imma **** yo **** up" type of love. His devil may care attitude paired with his gorgeous flowing locks totally gets my motor going, the fact that he gets what he...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Apr 28, 2015
    PurpleMonkey34 PurpleMonkey34
    22-25, M
    Mar 22

    Buckles and shoes kick the ***** of humans.

    Hearts moan in hollers putting on collars. Zombies and flowers bring higher powers. Guns in the dust bring rust, fun! Armageddon. Silk the time, stole the ryhme, bye bye.
    Nuancecomm Nuancecomm
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 31

    Yesterday I got to take my math final in a

    hallway while doing a tornado drill. There was no tornado. It was all just fake. We all call it the fake tornado. It was just a bunch of rain and wind. While we were in the hall, my math buddy Paul got hungry so he started begging me for some calories. I gave him a set of ten...
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl
    16-17, F
    4 Responses May 14, 2015

    I Swear Guys Will Do anything For Good Pu.

    ssy! Matter fact any p.u.ssy
    MisMisMis321 MisMisMis321
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Aug 23, 2014

    I'm now in a relationship with someone I've

    wanted for about 10 months and I'm happy about it because I was really in love with him but I'm scared of commitment and it just feels weird rn because we were fwb for 10 months
    xcheyennexsmithx xcheyennexsmithx
    16-17, F
    Apr 17
    BrittBratz BrittBratz
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 4, 2015

    Up side today you are all very lucky heheheh

    I'm bored as **** at work so Here's to spouting off random **** lol :P SNAPPER!!!
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 1
    punicorn1 punicorn1
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2015
    AGreenDayToRemember AGreenDayToRemember
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 4, 2014

    Duh....

    Of course I'm a random person! I've never noticed though Lol, =D
    LoveIsSublime LoveIsSublime
    22-25, F
    10 Responses Jun 16, 2010

    I call everyone of my guy friends 6pack.

    Even if they don't have one. I do this because they find it extremely flattering even though i was just joking around
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 27, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 17, 2015
    25minutestoolate 25minutestoolate
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 4

    So today I went to build-a-bear to you know.

    ...build....a....bear. Well anyways I was waiting on line to pay and I started to feel something on my boot. I blew it off at first thinking it was my bag or something. Then I felt something hug my leg. When I looked down I saw a little girl maybe 2 or 3 hugging my leg and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 14, 2015

    I had my advances towards my boyfriend last

    night.. I carressed his chest started to nibble his nipple.. NO action! **** the soccer game!! Hate this rejection!! Went to sleep. Woke up feeling fed up with him. Gave a cold shoulder when i left for work..
    25minutestoolate 25minutestoolate
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 31

    Back for good - take

    that version Or Back is good - my version 😂😆😜
    25minutestoolate 25minutestoolate
    26-30, F
    Apr 2
    BernadetteAshley BernadetteAshley
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 15

    THIS VIDEO !!!!!!

    *inserts laughing/crying emoji * http://youtu.be/rnvBMixvnPU
    Eric2745 Eric2745
    16-17, M
    1 Response Mar 28

    Complexed as an Rubik's cube But simple to

    solve Unleash this beast you'll have nothing at all For give me I'll just take it all Find the right to awaken you'll fall
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Mar 16

    What to do when just the sight of a person.

    ...knowing you are in their presence causes so much rage and anger. Can't remove yourself just yet. But really don't wanna be on snapped..lol
    BBskool BBskool
    22-25, F
    Mar 19

    DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!

    You little rebel I like you
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 12, 2014
    randomwhitechick randomwhitechick
    16-17, F
    8 Responses Jan 2
    Bird488 Bird488
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 6, 2014
    CluelessAsF CluelessAsF
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 24
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 9
    Liftofferik Liftofferik
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Jul 9, 2015

    Once upon a time, There lived a beautiful

    woman by the name of Debra. She loved chihuahuas and pickles. Like, her obsession was extreme. Also, she was a mermaid. Her dad was Poseidons sons brothers cousin. Anyways, Debra ate so many pickles, she started her own religion. You know what it's called? The Religion of The...
    ExploreroftheUnknown ExploreroftheUnknown
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Mar 11

    Fargo....you know?!?.

    ..Fargo, the dude who collected shopping carts at Target? Well, I heard something about him today. Apparently, he told Ruth that there was some kind of "Lost Underground City" located nearby. I'm pretty sure he said you had to go to the basement of that Library up on 21st street...
    ExploreroftheUnknown ExploreroftheUnknown
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 25

    Sorry For My Wild Imagination

    Like this group says, i'm very random.well, now i'd like to share some random thoughts i have. please don't give rude comments if you disagree with me, these are just my wild imaginations.1. Once i read that our brain cells look like our universe. look :in this universe, there...
    HakujitsuSeiten HakujitsuSeiten
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 27, 2012
    25minutestoolate 25minutestoolate
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 1

    Its funny because in movies,

    I still close my eyes when it comes to the sex and kissing scene. Then if tap the person next to me and say, are they done yet? Its ironic because I have watched **** a lot of times. Hahahaha.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 11, 2015

    A promiscuous smile A wide under standing A

    sparkle in the eye Radiant in nature And sharp as a tack Almost enjoy ordering coffee from her each morning
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    Apr 11
    Sammeyer54 Sammeyer54
    18-21, M
    Dec 11, 2014

    Hating people takes too much energy.

    I just pretend they're dead!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Oct 4, 2015

    That moment when you realize your home alone

    *runs through the halls naked singing*
    seekre seekre
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Jun 25, 2015

    Our waiter at the restaurant,

    Jack, was cheating on us with other tables. JACK COME BACK I WANT DESSERT ._.
    jeanzie jeanzie
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Aug 23, 2015

    Call me responsible ,

    call me urological , call me unreliable, but it's undeniable Im a lot of fun ! Muahahahahah :P
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    Mar 23
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    Mar 22
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 14, 2015

    I Was Feeding The Cat Earlier....

    And suddenly I go the urge for a tuna sandwich. There was no tuna in the kitchen, so I started to make a PB&J, but alas, I was out of jelly. I contemplated a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich for a moment, then settled on making waffles. Unfortunately, I never cleaned the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Oct 3, 2013
    ElyzaTheWeird ElyzaTheWeird
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 10
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    1 Response Mar 20

    I dont think i am alone.

    .. I love to go braless at home... Arent you ladies.?
    25minutestoolate 25minutestoolate
    26-30, F
    Apr 7
    Eadwyn22nd Eadwyn22nd
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Dec 22, 2014

    RAWRRR!!! *wraps myself up in a

    blanky* *RAWRRR* *HUG* BLANKY MONSTER ATTACKS!!! FEAR MY FLUFFINESS!!! x3 :D
    doublestrike doublestrike
    16-17
    3 Responses Sep 19, 2015

    The winds of change are blowing The prospect

    of opportunities present themselves Ideas roam randomly Chaos is here Live love laugh is now strictly just survive Keep moving forward Don't look down or back Conquer to prevail Smile with out a whisper Laugh with out a roar Keep your **** together We'll make it out alive...
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 18

    Gotta love the person at Walmart with the drain

    pan under their of course ford truck😂😂 lesson learned ford sucks🙂
    Straightouttabacon Straightouttabacon
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 10

    This week has sucked !

    Just saying !! First a hangover from hell .. Omf worst one yet ! Then the throat infection with headaches that would kill a cow !! Yes yes I know with a head the size of mine it should aches ! Ha hah funny :P And now can't sleep !!! Plz someone sing soft kitty to me
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 1

    Girlfriend's Underpants

    ...I accidentally came home with my girlfriend's underpants in my travel bag. She wears practical underwear...in this case, a pair of men's tighty-whities, made by Haynes. I threw them in the washer, and when I got them out to hang-dry, I thought "Oops. Got her undies." ...It...
    hylierandom hylierandom
    41-45
    6 Responses Sep 8, 2013

    Dr Phil helps me realize

    that I'm lucky my situation isn't that bad.
    prettyprude prettyprude
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jan 22
    3dayweekend 3dayweekend
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Feb 18, 2015

    Omgg! I've managed to do something

    that I've never done before because one of my health problems. I'm actually proud I've accomplished it. Most girls can do it by the age of 10. I may be 17 but I've finally done it!!!
    xcheyennexsmithx xcheyennexsmithx
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Mar 19

    I don't know anyone who isn't random at times,

    but I think I must be more so than most; because I do get strange looks and my kids frequently say "Wow! That was random". Serenitree1
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1
    70+, F
    Feb 28
    BBskool BBskool
    22-25, F
    Jan 24

    Ever had that feeling

    where you wanted to try something for the past .. Like before your time started here on this earth.. Historic in nature but lost in time . The anticipation of time that it take to do something.. Receive What I'm thinking about is like writing letters, hand writing letters...
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Apr 5
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