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I Am Very Random

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    Today is one of these days

    where things are just quite
    Johntruck17 Johntruck17 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 4

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    Buckles and shoes kick the ***** of humans.

    Hearts moan in hollers putting on collars. Zombies and flowers bring higher powers. Guns in the dust bring rust, fun! Armageddon. Silk the time, stole the ryhme, bye bye.
    Nuancecomm Nuancecomm 31-35, F Jan 31

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    Desire in a man can be hunger,

    in me only an appetizer...*grins*....
    LadyHeartnMind LadyHeartnMind 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 20, 2015

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    Someone: What's your favorite movie?

    Me: *Forgets every movie I've ever seen*
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 8, 2015

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    Bird488 Bird488 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2014

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    RAWRRR!!! *wraps myself up in a

    blanky* *RAWRRR* *HUG* BLANKY MONSTER ATTACKS!!! FEAR MY FLUFFINESS!!! x3 :D
    doublestrike doublestrike 16-17 4 Responses Sep 19, 2015

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    I think I'm a party pooper.

    My neighbors are setting fireworks off their deck (which is only a few feet from mine) and are being super drunk and obnoxious. I think I'm a person to have fun, but all adults my age seem to act like this. I just don't get it. Lol
    Whatsmystory Whatsmystory 26-30, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    When u are in love ..

    . U don't get a phone call saying u are in love ... U just know it ..it just happens without trying and distance won't keep you away from happening ... I know it's not easy being far away but with you everything looks better , brighter and bigger ;D
    dezeena dezeena 26-30, F Dec 18, 2015

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    Maybe I'm scared because you mean more to me

    than any other person. You are everything I think about, everything I need, everything I want....
    LadyHeartnMind LadyHeartnMind 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 20, 2015

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    Rain0069 Rain0069 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 19, 2015

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    ElyzaTheWeird ElyzaTheWeird 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    Youโ€™re the missing piece of meat the one I

    gotta eat I need to find you I need to find you
    sapleigh sapleigh 16-17, F Nov 3, 2015

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    After all these years of watching Alvin

    and the Chipmunks, I've come to a very important conclusion. Dave is a damn freeloader! He ain't got no job, taking those little chipmunks money. Probably got electric and phone bills in they name. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    BrittBratz BrittBratz 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 19

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    Duh....

    Of course I'm a random person! I've never noticed though Lol, =D
    LoveIsSublime LoveIsSublime 22-25, F 10 Responses Jun 16, 2010

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    This just this . Ladies

    if you love your men show him your the flyest . Grind on it girl show him how you ride . Dancing getting a little naughty wanna get dirrty .
    Hotbodykitten Hotbodykitten 18-21, F Dec 6, 2015

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    i got it, got it... o-o-often.

    ...bangarang bass blawoo.... shout out to my boyz, boyyzz, thats good, wah-wah, what do you mean yeah, yeah, when you nod youvhead yes but you wanna say no... were are you now that i need ya... it's goin down fo... WHAT, turn down for what... all we need is somebody to...
    iloveblackfire2222 iloveblackfire2222 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2015

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    BBskool BBskool 22-25, F Jan 24

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    loserkid100 loserkid100 13-15, F Nov 6, 2015

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    Every time you don't text me back,

    I worry that your thumb has been removed from you and thrown into a bottomless pit. Damn you, thumbprint unlocking technology!!
    prettyprude prettyprude 31-35, F Nov 13, 2015

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    I REALLY REALLY want to jam on my flute tonight,

    but it's 1 am and I live in a duplex with people who have jobs. ARGH
    prettyprude prettyprude 31-35, F Jan 5

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    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 14, 2015

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    Liftofferik Liftofferik 26-30, M 3 Responses Jul 9, 2015

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    3dayweekend 3dayweekend 16-17, M 2 Responses Feb 18, 2015

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    Its funny because in movies,

    I still close my eyes when it comes to the sex and kissing scene. Then if tap the person next to me and say, are they done yet? Its ironic because I have watched **** a lot of times. Hahahaha.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 11, 2015

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    So today I went to build-a-bear to you know.

    ...build....a....bear. Well anyways I was waiting on line to pay and I started to feel something on my boot. I blew it off at first thinking it was my bag or something. Then I felt something hug my leg. When I looked down I saw a little girl maybe 2 or 3 hugging my leg and...
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 14, 2015

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    DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!

    You little rebel I like you
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 12, 2014

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    Dr Phil helps me realize

    that I'm lucky my situation isn't that bad.
    prettyprude prettyprude 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 22

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    Sammeyer54 Sammeyer54 18-21, M Dec 11, 2014

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    I eat mashed potatoes with my hands.

    This is a very recent development by the way
    nicky411 nicky411 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 14, 2015

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    ManicDiva85 ManicDiva85 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 7, 2015

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    I was watching Shrek 2

    and fell completely head over heels for Prince Charming, this is no "imma pull yo pigtails" type of love this is a "imma **** yo **** up" type of love. His devil may care attitude paired with his gorgeous flowing locks totally gets my motor going, the fact that he gets what he...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Apr 28, 2015

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    I Was Feeding The Cat Earlier....

    And suddenly I go the urge for a tuna sandwich. There was no tuna in the kitchen, so I started to make a PB&J, but alas, I was out of jelly. I contemplated a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich for a moment, then settled on making waffles. Unfortunately, I never cleaned the...
    jimmyseven jimmyseven 31-35, M 3 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    Gotta love the person at Walmart with the drain

    pan under their of course ford truck๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ lesson learned ford sucks๐Ÿ™‚
    Straightouttabacon Straightouttabacon 18-21, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 17, 2015

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    Wanna just say, if you're one of those guys,

    who talk to a bunch of girls, flirting and manipulating them. Stay tf away from me. Don't waste your time.
    PierceTheVeiI PierceTheVeiI 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 7, 2015

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    I call everyone of my guy friends 6pack.

    Even if they don't have one. I do this because they find it extremely flattering even though i was just joking around
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F Mar 27, 2015

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    I'm singing "Baby it's cold outside" -i heard

    this song once today on a Christmas music station and it's been in my head all day- but it's a duet :( I need someone to sing with me! It's impossible to sing alone :(
    SugarPlumDreams SugarPlumDreams 31-35, F Nov 27, 2015

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    Ask me anything and i will answer.

    I kno that was obvious but i needed it to be more than 25 characters
    Polarisbigboss6x6 Polarisbigboss6x6 13-15, M Nov 26, 2015

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    BrittBratz BrittBratz 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 4, 2015

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    CluelessAsF CluelessAsF 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 24

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    You know what is scary?

    Going down into your basement and seeing the light on and knowing that no one but your in your family has been down stairs
    Summerdogs Summerdogs 18-21, F Jan 10

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    Hating people takes too much energy.

    I just pretend they're dead!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 5 Responses Oct 4, 2015

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    Girlfriend's Underpants

    ...I accidentally came home with my girlfriend's underpants in my travel bag. She wears practical underwear...in this case, a pair of men's tighty-whities, made by Haynes. I threw them in the washer, and when I got them out to hang-dry, I thought "Oops. Got her undies." ...It...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 6 Responses Sep 8, 2013

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    Our waiter at the restaurant,

    Jack, was cheating on us with other tables. JACK COME BACK I WANT DESSERT ._.
    jeanettetheace jeanettetheace 16-17, F 4 Responses Aug 23, 2015

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    I Swear Guys Will Do anything For Good Pu.

    ssy! Matter fact any p.u.ssy
    MisMisMis321 MisMisMis321 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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