My Questions On Q&A - My questions aren't meant to be viewed as rude and I am not a troll. I ask questions for fun and I'm allowing people to explore their creativity. I am posting this not only to tell everyone, but I've also gotten some rude comments that I didn't deserve...
Sapphinja 3 Responses 3 Oct 12
Random Me - I say and do things that dont even make sense to me at times. I dont care to ask questions or to even answer them. I love who I am. I am different from many people and dont act like a "normal" person. I think of ideas that always keep everyone in my life going. I...
Beautifuldisaster101 1 Response 2 May 17, 2012
Don't You Hate It When..... - Don't you hate it when you walk outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you? >.>
NinjaKitteh1999 7 Responses 0 Jul 10
Some Random Cool Facts With Will Make You Lol :D - Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.About a third of all...
zezoRocks 2 Responses 2 Sep 10
#34 Lf - In the game of life, I play left field. Sometimes without regard I come up with stuff that has nothing to do with anything and everything to do with something. Anyway, it is not uncommon for people to tell me, "AND WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN...
vanessa34 193 Responses 1 Jun 18, 2009
And Then I Killed Her Goldfish... - I have 2 roommates in my college dorm room. We'll call them...Brittany and Kelly. Kelly's pretty cool, and Brittany's not too bad either. We'd been at school for a few months, and decided it was time for some pets. We set off on an adventure to...
schonetraume 1 Response 1 Jan 24, 2008
It Is Me.. And Me Is It - Yeah I'm as random in real life as I am on here... Be afraid, be very afraid... I'm so random, that yo momma heads so big it makes my arse look small O.o WORD..
Littlemisssomebody 2 Responses 2 Jun 16, 2010
Osama The Mechanic... - A few oil changes ago, I was sitting in the shop I've been going to lately...and I overheard one of the mechanics there say:"Hey, where's Osama."The other replied "Dude, it's Friday, he's at the mosque."I sat there for a moment...then asked..."Is that his...
hylierandom 1 Response 2 Sep 14, 2012
@ - me: [to husband] hey, what do you call that ::swishes @ symbol with finger:: symbol? husband: ampersand. me: no, that's the 'and' symbol, the ::swishes & symbol:: symbol! husband: no, 'ampersand' is the 'at' symbol. i'll spare you rest of the discussion, i...
journeyfulloflaughter 6 Responses 1 Feb 9, 2008
I Don't Like The expression "Very Random" - I know kids say it alot these days but if you have a dictionary, you know that all random things are equally random...
Marciab2001 2 Responses 0 Nov 17
Bisexual - I like girls- and guys too! I don't know why people think that's soo bad.. like its my life not yours. Shut the **** up about it. Its not doing anything to you. I'm not doing anything to you. I mean, like, you probably watch gay/lesbian **** or something and that's...
MaybItsChelsea 2 Sep 24, 2012
I Had to Think About It - I stared at this group for a good five minutes trying to decide whether or not I was random. And if I was really random would it be the right thing to join this group? Because that would be a very calculated and logical move, unlike something a random...
JonFurniss 1 Response 4 Apr 19, 2008
When Beavers Attack! - http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/beaver-attacks-and-kills-man-belarus A man was attacked and killed by a beaver in Belarus. Sky News reported the man was on a fishing trip with two friends at Lake Shestakov when they...
hylierandom 1 Response 0 Apr 17
Legs - I've got two legs from my hips to the ground and when I move 'em they walk around. When I lift 'em they climb the stairs and when I shave 'em they ain't got hairs. Neil Innes
Simplified 1 Response 1 Mar 30
Perfect Example - Glad I found this experience. Just today I was standing down at the customer counter at work talking with my Dad. I had been having trouble getting the margin's to line up correctly with his business card paper. While I was standing there I reached over and...
deleted 2 Responses 2 Mar 29, 2012
Girlfriend's Underpants - ...I accidentally came home with my girlfriend's underpants in my travel bag. She wears practical underwear...in this case, a pair of men's tighty-whities, made by Haynes. I threw them in the washer, and when I got them out to hang-dry, I thought "Oops...
hylierandom 7 Responses 5 Sep 8
I Was .... - .... just sitting here thinkin .....If ya shoved an airhorn up someone's butt and pulled the trigger, would it inflate their ego ??
AllAboutLaffs 10 Responses 2 Jun 26, 2011
Full Circle - the first thing i do every morning is think of all the things i have to do, which is a lot, which leaves me late every morning. sometimes i just stare at things and ideas come into my mind. i love reading books, i have a small library in my desk full of books that...
first8light 1 Response 0 Feb 22
I'm Unpredictable - That's why most of my friends find me mysterious, it's because I'm so unpredictable. I think most scorpios are very random. Sometimes people misunderstood our actions but deep in our heart, we have good intentions.
xoJaymee 3 Responses 3 Sep 20, 2011
And You Thought Gerbiling Was Bad... - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular"A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel...
hylierandom 0 Apr 11
Random Thoughts - All of my friends on EP knows that I can be extreemly random. I could be ADD but sometimes I sorta change the subject on the fly. I can be talking about something totally serious, and switch it to silly talk, or start off sexual then it goes to being serious. To...
siggy10 2 Responses 1 Dec 7, 2012
The Reviews Are In... - I may be adding things to this as I find them... Please feel free to add ones you've happened to find in the comments section, with the URL's included. This review of an inflatable sex doll can be found at http://www.amazon.co.uk/Inflatable-Perfect-Woman...
hylierandom 1 Response 1 Dec 7, 2012
Ack - I feel like busting out the windows and breaking down the doors. I probably won't though. I wish I had a friend. I'm stuck at home with mom, I'm barely able to see. I can't clean this house and OCD is killing me. I feel like I might die. This is bad. I'm smothering. I've...
Goslyn 0 Apr 19
Honestly I Love Random Things Such As - If someone starts talking and they have that weird bubble in their throat and it makes them talk funny we all have been there!
saramarie77 1 Response 2 Sep 28, 2012
I Am It's True...proof Is In the Reading - Sometimes, I wish I could catch my farts in a bottle and send e-farts secretly to people that **** me off. They would be like 'wtf whats that smell' and have no idea where it was coming from.
LylaRocks 2 Jul 7, 2008
Learning French - This is really random for me because I have no practical use for it. I just like the way it sounds. Never mind. I take that back. A trip to Morocco would require some French so then there would be a good reason to learn it....leisurely...very leisurely.
outofthebleu 1 Response 1 Apr 1
Crumudgeonly Mock Memoir On The Brink Of Abyss. - Here is my story: Born with love and cradled in a misfit history.. Of blind faith and pantomime.. Oh, I know what I am but I don't see.. The conversation has just left me heathen.. It takes strength and it takes courage to...
ederl 0 Dec 22, 2012
Yes, I Can Be Very Random.&nbs... - Yes, I can be very random. i go from one thing to the next and things are never related. basically, i just blurt out what is in my head...basically how i feel.
pitsrulmywrld 1 Apr 18, 2007
My Friend!! - So random you wouldn't believe it, I've been going around all day randomly hugging people and going 'You're my friend', I think I scared quite a few people but assured them they weren't the first, nor would they be the last.
Luangi 5 Responses 2 Nov 29, 2007
Sometimes - I'm not always that way, just at random times.
Simplified 2 Responses 3 Mar 30
Under the heading of "I am sure nobody saw this coming":http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/20131127michigan-teen-failed-knockout-game.htmlWed Nov 27, 2013 9:28 AMLANSING, Mich. - A teen ended up getting shot in the buttocks and arrested after failing at the "knockout" game...
hylierandom 1 5 days ago
Did You Know? - That more people die whilst playing golf than any other sport! Personally I suspect it bores them to death.
Illiteratetroll 1 Response 3 Apr 11, 2012
I Love Playing 20 Questions! - I love to play 20 questions: What would you do for a Klondike bar
12SNOWFLAKES 0 Jul 30
I Was Feeding The Cat Earlier.... - And suddenly I go the urge for a tuna sandwich. There was no tuna in the kitchen, so I started to make a PB&J, but alas, I was out of jelly. I contemplated a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich for a moment, then settled on making waffles...
jimmyseven 5 Responses 9 Oct 3
Sick Of That Guy? - Try screaming "Oh Mom YES!" during sex - you won't have to worry bout him coming round again..
Littlemisssomebody 3 Responses 4 Jul 5, 2010
I Love Random People. - I love random people. They are so fun to be around. I wish I had a friend who was really random and didn't care about how we don't have anything to talk about. I want a friend who can play around and not be all too serious.
ObsessedWithChicken 0 Nov 15
Proof :D - PANDAS :3 OMG A FLYING PICKLE :D Yea Imma diva, get ova it *flicks hair and struts away* Cant touch dis!!
MidnightStarsAlone 2 Responses 0 Mar 16
Go To The Light? - I work in a place that does tissue recovery from deceased donors. Yes, onsite. Now, there are lights attached to motion sensors in the building. Most of the light switches are not toggle switches. So the motion sensors will be triggered to turn on by air...
hylierandom 2 Responses 2 Oct 26
The Weird :C Face I Can Do - It's not my best :C face but I'm tired and it's the best I got right now.CREEP AHOY!
ThisIsMediocritiesOldAcc 2 Responses 1 Mar 12
Random! - "Innocence" by Avril Lavigne (The best damn thing) Waking up I see that everything is OK The first time in my life and now it's so great Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed I think about the little things that make life great I wouldn't change a thing about...
Inside3222 0 Mar 24
Yusss - Me at home: *walks in, smacks my lil bro with a glove* I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111 Me at a job interview: #If you're happy an you know it clap your hands...# Me at a neighbour's...
RippleEffect1 1 Response 1 Sep 17
Arrgh Matey! - Blue fish tuesday! Twenty-seven dollars please!
slowrewind 1 Response 1 May 11, 2007
If I'm Thinking It I Say It! - I've got to admit that most of the time I'm a bit random, and my husband finds it hilarious. It doesn't matter what we're doing, watching TV for instance and I'll remember something, and for some reason I will have to mention it, probably...
Wotserface 2 Responses 2 Aug 9, 2010
Random Thoughts - -If you rescue turtles from the roadway, hold them away from your body because they may pee. -I am a close approximation of happy right now. -Flower bouquets are like a collection of hands, holding our hearts. -We all have to die someday, but procrastination is...
hylierandom 3 Responses 4 Mar 15, 2012
Life Is Random - I like being random, rather than being rational about things, why can't someone just go and do something on a whim? I mean, if its something severe like Macbeth murdering someone on a whim, then thats another issue. But just random things like, throwing a...
typeyourname 1 May 8, 2007
Sorry For My Wild Imagination - Like this group says, i'm very random.well, now i'd like to share some random thoughts i have. please don't give rude comments if you disagree with me, these are just my wild imaginations.1. Once i read that our brain cells look like our universe...
HakujitsuSeiten 2 Responses 9 Nov 27, 2012
Duh.... - Of course I'm a random person! I've never noticed though Lol, =D
CinnamonBunzz 10 Responses 7 Jun 16, 2010
Omfg Read This!!! O.O - HA! made you read!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:3
NinjaKitteh1999 0 Mar 23
Have You Been Lately???!?!?!!!! - The EDGE..................... There Is No Honest Way To Explain It Because The Only People That Really Know Where It Is Are The Ones Who Have Gone Over..................................
Falcor88 0 Nov 14
Especially Lately - With these new meds that I'm on, my thoughts seem to be just flying out of my mouth! So I'm feeling pretty random lately. I have so many thoughts at once, and when they all start coming out it's like a big random soup of weird ideas and stupid thoughts. A...
FellidayaFiresong 0 Sep 11
Learn Random Skills - I have a depression problem that I deal with, so far fairly successfully. I have a competitive and slightly attention driven nature that I use to divert from my problems. I tend to learn things quickly and get good rather quickly, but usually become bored...
Aislean 3 May 31, 2012
True Statement - I'm a bit on the dark side today guys;)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wildk816 1 Nov 9
Random Acts Of Kindness - Even online we can show kindness. Many people don't show random acts of kindness because they will not get anything in return. This thought process ruins the whole idea of Random Acts of Kindness.Have you ever showed someone a random act of kindness?
YUPPERS62 0 Nov 21
What Was The Most Random Thought U Ever Had?? - My most random thought was owning a tiger off my own some day and weirdly I m the angel who riding on a Tiger! 😁 Okk it has zero connect..!! Bt yeahh its so weirdly random..! Guess it not my fault..! 😝
Queen2904 0 Nov 10
Having Fun - When I am in a crazy, entertained mood, I am especially random and weird. I get hyper, I laugh a lot at things that aren't even funny, I think of random things, and I do random things for entertainment.
emipurple 1 Nov 30
Kinda Embarrassing?? - i dont know why im kinda embarrassed about enjoying random encounters. should I be?? I guess its like a rush of adrenaline wen it happens for my like a drug some may say lol. I really dont think theres any thing wrong with random encounters if ur protecting...
chenille93 0 Nov 25
I Need Someone To Text - Heyy so i love to text random ppl Im 14, and super random 405-266-0016 message me
kraziekatt 3 Responses 0 a week ago
Life - So, yesterday. Just a random day. Well, there leaves a lot of room to think. Think about what? Life. How can life be so confusing? How do we live with all these questions that can't ever be answered? Being a person who likes to talk to friends about this, late at night...
ShadowsDisobey 0 Nov 11
From This Last Weekend - Some randomness thoughts/notes from this past weekend…. I don't sing, unless I'm alone. Or, apparently, drunk. Especially if I'm drunk with my brother. My poor brother (who can sing pretty well), when drunk and singing with me, attempts to harmonize...
amodelcitizen 2 Responses 3 Nov 13