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I Am Very Random

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 4,750 People

    There needs to be an experience for: I want you

    to get hit by a brick, bus, or parked car.
    EpicBrotato EpicBrotato 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 15

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    I think big foot is blurry,

    that's the problem. It's not the photographers fault, he's just blurry and that's extra scary to me. There is an out of focus monster roaming the country side. RUN! He's fuzzy! :O
    JesseVicious JesseVicious 22-25, T Sep 10

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    nousernams nousernams 22-25, F Aug 26

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    I enjoy being random especially with a fellow

    Randomite. I would like to expand my boundaries of randomness, but I don't think it's genuine if you are just trying to be more random. Oh, that's good coffee.
    Simplified Simplified 46-50, M 5 Responses Jan 26

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    Learn Random Skills

    I have a depression problem that I deal with, so far fairly successfully. I have a competitive and slightly attention driven nature that I use to divert from my problems. I tend to learn things quickly and get good rather quickly, but usually become bored quickly too. For...
    Aislean Aislean 18-21, M May 31, 2012

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    As random as its sounds,

    yes! :D I think its pretty cool. "Weird," I get that all the time. I'm proud of it! I think being different than everyone else is the coolest thing ever! :D I dislike the feeling of being just another product of an assembly line.
    huskiesandmalamutes huskiesandmalamutes 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 5

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    If you can't handle my randomness

    and weirdness than we obviously can't be friends. :p I disklike normal people who are boring >.> and they don't understand my strange side.
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 27

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    Sick Of That Guy?

    Try screaming "Oh Mom YES!" during sex - you won't have to worry bout him coming round again..
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 5, 2010

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    Just cause I am random like

    that I made cookies with eyes and then made them my eyes:p
    JazzyBaby321 JazzyBaby321 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 9

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    Today I told someone I was spending the week

    expelling my unused child ... lmao! It seemed appropriate; it was a guy (who I work with), and in general they don't tend to react well to talk of periods, so I spiced things up a little :P Serves him right for asking why I was eating more than normal.
    aintnoangel aintnoangel 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 16

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    "I"ll stop the world

    and melt with you..." Eeerrrrrgggg!! I've had this song stuck in my head all day!! >:(
    drama16queen1997 drama16queen1997 16-17 1 Response Sep 7

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    [ kourtney kardashians voice ] literally mom

    your being so rude right now
    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 7

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    Ok so im quite puzzled

    and just straight up confused as fk about a topic i have seen on EP that i thought was fantasy sh:t but these ppl are actually serious and believe... get this... THAT THEY ARE WEREWOLVES?! Can somebody please explain this to me? What's happening to kids these days? Where's the...
    FireManMike1 FireManMike1 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    So it's a cold Thursday morning

    and I walk into class, there my teacher sits at her desk and my fellow classmates look up from their work to greet me. I quickly unpack,sit in my desk and start working like the rest of the class. So anyway about 2 minutes later my teacher says: My teacher: Aria why isn't your...
    AriaDream AriaDream 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    Don't you hate a shy ***** ?

    She ain't shy no more since i turn her to my bitchh 😌😘😻
    MisMisMis321 MisMisMis321 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 27

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    OMG OMG 😱😱😱😱😱😱 did u know the

    sky is blue ....... Or is it 😏 lol I thought the clouds were made of cotton candy noooooooo my dream is ruined 😥😥😥😢😢😢😢😢 Stupid scientist proved it wrong jk lol ^ they are awesome But nooo my dream N wats the biggest candy store in the world...
    Hiddenamoungus Hiddenamoungus 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 9

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    Random?

    random is when im baking cake in my vagina hole.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 13 Responses May 31, 2010

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    Lemma lick that face thou.

    I wanna lick dat faaaaacccceeeeee dooooooeeeeee
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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    In a stop light, green means go

    and yellow means yield. In a banana, green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana?
    JesseVicious JesseVicious 22-25, T 1 Response Sep 10

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    Just wanted to say that the alpha glass from

    otterbox is amazing. I dropped my iPhone face down on hard floor today and it should have shattered the screen but there is not a scratch on it thanks to the alpha glass! 😃
    rokrchik1211 rokrchik1211 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    XCameronnXx XCameronnXx 13-15, M 2 Responses Aug 6

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    I remember when i was back at school,

    probably about 14/15. And for some unknown reason this girl just came up to me and blew on me, not in a bad way, she just ran up to me, and blew in my direction, the just ran off laughing. She was in the year below me, and anyway for the rest of the school year, everytime we...
    AlfaCough AlfaCough 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 3

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    I Had to Think About It

    I stared at this group for a good five minutes trying to decide whether or not I was random. And if I was really random would it be the right thing to join this group? Because that would be a very calculated and logical move, unlike something a random person would do... But...
    JonFurniss JonFurniss 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 19, 2008

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    I Swear Guys Will Do anything For Good Pu.

    ssy! Matter fact any p.u.ssy
    MisMisMis321 MisMisMis321 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 23

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    Girlfriend's Underpants

    ...I accidentally came home with my girlfriend's underpants in my travel bag. She wears practical underwear...in this case, a pair of men's tighty-whities, made by Haynes. I threw them in the washer, and when I got them out to hang-dry, I thought "Oops. Got her undies." ...It...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 8 Responses Sep 8, 2013

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    I'm Unpredictable

    That's why most of my friends find me mysterious, it's because I'm so unpredictable. I think most scorpios are very random. Sometimes people misunderstood our actions but deep in our heart, we have good intentions. 
    xoJaymee xoJaymee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 20, 2011

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    I love to dance but idk

    if I'm any good and too scared to dance in front of people to find out if I'm good xD lol
    beautifulher beautifulher 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!

    You little rebel I like you
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 12

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    Well today is a new day

    as everyone going to work up to the sky and be thankful because some people don't have the stuff that we have. What I am saying is on your way to take time to pray to God and be thankful for what you have.
    Johntruck17 Johntruck17 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Literally all I care about is pizza

    and like 4 other people
    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M Sep 7

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    If I'm Thinking It I Say It!

    I've got to admit that most of the time I'm a bit random, and my husband finds it hilarious. It doesn't matter what we're doing, watching TV  for instance and I'll remember something, and for some reason I will have to mention it, probably because I know if I don't I'll...
    Wotserface Wotserface 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 9, 2010

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    FabledCity FabledCity 18-21, M Oct 13

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    TheSoulessWorld TheSoulessWorld 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 4

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    I'm going to post a bunch of pictures

    and if you know who it is...reply!
    HoloTheWiseWolf HoloTheWiseWolf 13-15, F Sep 24

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    Please remember; I am 13 years old,

    not 46 so accept that I will talk nonsense to you. Like unicorns and dragons and RAINBOWS so... かわいい!! Bye (sorry if that came up as question marks, it is Japanese for cute I think)
    FlyingPaperPlanes FlyingPaperPlanes 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 3

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    Duh....

    Of course I'm a random person! I've never noticed though Lol, =D
    LoveIsSublime LoveIsSublime 22-25, F 10 Responses Jun 16, 2010

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    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F Oct 11

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    Bird488 Bird488 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    Sorry For My Wild Imagination

    Like this group says, i'm very random.well, now i'd like to share some random thoughts i have. please don't give rude comments if you disagree with me, these are just my wild imaginations.1. Once i read that our brain cells look like our universe. look :in this universe, there...
    HakujitsuSeiten HakujitsuSeiten 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 27, 2012

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    Remembering Random: Fuzzy Socks

    I love fuzzy socks and I'm always getting new ones. New fuzzy socks are really slippery... One wrong move and you're on the floor. One day I was hanging out with my cousin and we were talking about all sorts of random things. When she talks, she really gets into it. She uses...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 20, 2011

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    Gotta go fast. Gotta go faster.

    Gotta go faster faster faster faster faster sonic X
    Pandemonem Pandemonem 13-15, T 2 Responses Sep 7

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    Omg yeah it's true I have a random side 😳 lol

    who doesn't am I right 😉 haha so if your random please msg me like seriously I need more random friends like I will love you forever! 😜😋
    Tyler8432 Tyler8432 16-17, M 3 Responses Jan 24

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    This is my favorite face: .

    _. Idek why but it's cool ._. ._. ._. ._. ._.
    Flowerydedo Flowerydedo 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 24

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    I Was Feeding The Cat Earlier....

    And suddenly I go the urge for a tuna sandwich. There was no tuna in the kitchen, so I started to make a PB&J, but alas, I was out of jelly. I contemplated a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich for a moment, then settled on making waffles. Unfortunately, I never cleaned the...
    jimmyseven jimmyseven 31-35, M 4 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    Tell us who won? Me and my friend go crazy!

    Me :Why that sent twice IDK xD Sorry. Him: Not that movie, HELL NO!!!! Watch the trailer then times that by a hundred! Me: But I thought you like pink elephants and talking mice? Him: I don't! I don't do drugs! Me: Shut up! We both know you told the gold ring from the...
    RandomDudeFriend RandomDudeFriend 18-21, M Sep 25

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    I am like really bored to death wattling to go

    to band soon it should be fun so what's up
    Johntruck17 Johntruck17 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    Lol I'm not random, it's just my brain works

    too fast for anyone to keep up. 😋
    KariAlex KariAlex 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 26

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    I love you Siri!!!!!!

    You keep me company!
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 20

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    Does anyone else's iPod/phone just decide to

    become a ninja and fly out of urs hands? Because my iPod loves doing flips and hugs me in the face -.-
    Imfearlessbae Imfearlessbae 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Just finished a book

    after being bedridden for 5 days. Good night everyone!
    MissJourney360 MissJourney360 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    Random Thoughts

    -If you rescue turtles from the roadway, hold them away from your body because they may pee. -I am a close approximation of happy right now. -Flower bouquets are like a collection of hands, holding our hearts. -We all have to die someday, but procrastination is usually good. -Now...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 3 Responses Mar 15, 2012

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    andreaespe andreaespe 18-21, F Jul 27

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    Wish I could be a somebody

    but I am guess I never was that, people will hate ad won't appect me for who I am, even if I was a wetter propel would hate but I don't give a **** with a scarce across my face face I will fight and stand for who I am I won't be push down
    Johntruck17 Johntruck17 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    GrandGizzard GrandGizzard 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago