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I Am Very Random

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    It Is Me.. And Me Is It

    Yeah I'm as random in real life as I am on here... Be afraid, be very afraid... I'm so random, that yo momma heads so big it makes my arse look small O.o WORD..
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 16, 2010

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    Perfect Example

    Glad I found this experience.ย Just today I was standing down at the customer counter at work talking with my Dad.ย I had been having trouble getting the margin's to line up correctly with his business card paper. While I was standing there I reached over and picked up one of the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 29, 2012

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    sicajae7 sicajae7 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Right so I talk a lot

    when am out n about n if I meet new people I go a bit crazy oo gosh I am so random n really hypa active haha if I could watch my self I would be laughing thinking she's a crazy gal hahaha :p
    RaniFkayy RaniFkayy 18-21, F Mar 25

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    If I'm Thinking It I Say It!

    I've got to admit that most of the time I'm a bit random, and my husband finds it hilarious. It doesn't matter what we're doing, watching TV  for instance and I'll remember something, and for some reason I will have to mention it, probably because I know if I don't I'll...
    Wotserface Wotserface 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 9, 2010

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    I could be in the car

    and stop at a red light and make faces to the car next to me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    MerpR MerpR 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    Sick Of That Guy?

    Try screaming "Oh Mom YES!" during sex - you won't have to worry bout him coming round again..
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 5, 2010

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    My Questions On Q&A

    My questions aren't meant to be viewed as rude and I am not a troll. I ask questions for fun and I'm allowing people to explore their creativity. I am posting this not only to tell everyone, but I've also gotten some rude comments that I didn't deserve. Just so everybody knows, I...
    Sapphinja Sapphinja 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    I wear bright pink high heels

    and dye my hair at least once a year. I laugh loudly and wear bright and random clothes. I'm spontaneous and a bit girly yet like a tomboy most of the time. I laugh and yell and run everywhere while other girls my age look down their noses and wrinkle their powdered noses.
    AllyBear101 AllyBear101 13-15, F Feb 20

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    That awkward moment when u try to show a friend

    ur knew back ground but instead of the back ground ur private notifications pops up and you have no clue....
    Imfearlessbae Imfearlessbae 16-17, F Jan 31

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    If you know me on a personal level,

    you would understand that I am very random and hate being bored
    ash5698 ash5698 13-15, M Mar 21

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    Imfearlessbae Imfearlessbae 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    Omg yeah it's true I have a random side ๐Ÿ˜ณ lol

    who doesn't am I right ๐Ÿ˜‰ haha so if your random please msg me like seriously I need more random friends like I will love you forever! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹
    Tyler8432 Tyler8432 16-17, M 3 Responses Jan 24

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    Bisexual

    I like girls- and guys too! I don't know why people think that's soo bad.. like its my life not yours. Shut the **** up about it. Its not doing anything to you. I'm not doing anything to you. I mean, like, you probably watch gay/lesbian **** or something and that's just as "bad...
    MaybItsChelsea MaybItsChelsea 18-21, F Sep 24, 2012

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    I'm a single dad of 3 kids.

    Any others out there??
    adam0h adam0h 31-35, M Mar 30

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    Did You Know?

    That more people die whilst playing golf than any other sport! Personally I suspect it bores them to death.
    Illiteratetroll Illiteratetroll 46-50 1 Response Apr 11, 2012

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    I enjoy being random especially with a fellow

    Randomite. I would like to expand my boundaries of randomness, but I don't think it's genuine if you are just trying to be more random. Oh, that's good coffee.
    Simplified Simplified 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 26

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    I just blurt out my thoughts,

    I'm such a curious person it's ridiculous!
    Gravity949 Gravity949 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    It's crazy what if I've already met older me?

    Because older me had a time machine!! And it's crazy to think that it's so possibly that I've already met my future husband and what if he drove passed me and I never even knew!! It's crazy o.O
    Imfearlessbae Imfearlessbae 16-17, F 4 Responses Feb 6

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    Does anyone else's iPod/phone just decide to

    become a ninja and fly out of urs hands? Because my iPod loves doing flips and hugs me in the face -.-
    Imfearlessbae Imfearlessbae 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Sorry For My Wild Imagination

    Like this group says, i'm very random.well, now i'd like to share some random thoughts i have. please don't give rude comments if you disagree with me, these are just my wild imaginations.1. Once i read that our brain cells look like our universe. look :in this universe, there...
    HakujitsuSeiten HakujitsuSeiten 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 27, 2012

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    Random Thoughts

    -If you rescue turtles from the roadway, hold them away from your body because they may pee. -I am a close approximation of happy right now. -Flower bouquets are like a collection of hands, holding our hearts. -We all have to die someday, but procrastination is usually good. -Now...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 3 Responses Mar 15, 2012

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    When I'm older ima buy a teacup puppy

    and name it pancake and then I'll buy a hairless cat and name it big daddy ^.^ yesss
    Imfearlessbae Imfearlessbae 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    Cousin: don't go into the light!

    friend: I'll just eat the light! Me: fat friends be like.... (She's actually really skinny) she's the one on the screen
    Imfearlessbae Imfearlessbae 16-17, F Feb 7

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    Knyx Knyx 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 5

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    Just Take A Bite. Hisssisisis...'omg!! A Talking Snake!!!'

    Do you ever wonder if god gets mad or frustrated when people eat apples? I mean think about it for a minute.... okay. Now Think about it harder. We bake them, mash them, hell weย even grow them. I think about this everytime I eat an apple. I would wrather be in paradise then hear...
    BlueJay7 BlueJay7 18-21, F Jan 24, 2011

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    Just saw this.lol I need some further

    explanation.I knw this painting shows that us girls are temptations but yeah I still need some further explanations.
    Irregularactivities Irregularactivities 16-17, F Apr 7

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    I Am It's True...proof Is In the Reading

    Sometimes, I wish I could catch my farts in a bottle and send e-farts secretly to people that **** me off. They would be like 'wtf whats that smell' and have no idea where it was coming from.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F Jul 7, 2008

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    My Friend!!

    So random you wouldn't believe it, I've been going around all day randomly hugging people and going 'You're my friend', I think I scared quite a few people but assured them they weren't the first, nor would they be the last.
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 29, 2007

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    I enjoy doing yard work.

    Today was the first warm weekend day since last fall. Yeah!
    maintenanceman3 maintenanceman3 56-60, M Apr 6

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    I Had to Think About It

    I stared at this group for a good five minutes trying to decide whether or not I was random. And if I was really random would it be the right thing to join this group? Because that would be a very calculated and logical move, unlike something a random person would do... But...
    JonFurniss JonFurniss 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 19, 2008

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    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 30

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    7 girls on a bus being driven to school each

    girl has 7 bags for each bag there are 7 big cats for every big cat there are 7 little cats how many legs are on the bus? :P
    FloralSmoke18 FloralSmoke18 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 9

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    Ewann Ewann 13-15, M Apr 4

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    Bird488 Bird488 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    Girlfriend's Underpants

    ...I accidentally came home with my girlfriend's underpants in my travel bag. She wears practical underwear...in this case, a pair of men's tighty-whities, made by Haynes. I threw them in the washer, and when I got them out to hang-dry, I thought "Oops. Got her undies." ...It...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 8 Responses Sep 8, 2013

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    Some Random Cool Facts With Will Make You Lol :D

    Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting...
    zezoRocks zezoRocks 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 10, 2013

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    I went to a basketball game

    and there he was the dreamiest guy ever he had Macklemore hair and he is 6"1' he's names robin and he's an exchange student from Germany so he has an accent so I was oh oh oh oh oh oh I want his digits and my friend introduced me and damn he's accent caught me off guard and I...
    Imfearlessbae Imfearlessbae 16-17, F Feb 2

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    my rap its called round of applause Round of

    applause, baby make that a.s.s clap Drop it to the floor, make that a.s.s clap Let me see you, bust it, bust it Baby drop it to the floor and bust it, bust it (Drop it down and just) Bust it like you can't afford a car You a star, you look in the mirror, you know who you are...
    footlover500 footlover500 13-15, M Feb 15

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    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    I Was Feeding The Cat Earlier....

    And suddenly I go the urge for a tuna sandwich. There was no tuna in the kitchen, so I started to make a PB&J, but alas, I was out of jelly. I contemplated a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich for a moment, then settled on making waffles. Unfortunately, I never cleaned the...
    jimmyseven jimmyseven 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 30

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    This is a lot of ppl.

    We all know it. It happens to all.
    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 30

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    So I like to look at houses online to see what

    I like and then u later on to search more u have to sign up blah blah blah and while signing up u give ur cell phone number so all of the sudden I get this call! And of corse being a teenager I answered it "hello batmans cave robin speaking and she asked if blah was there and...
    Imfearlessbae Imfearlessbae 16-17, F Feb 10

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    I'm Unpredictable

    That's why most of my friends find me mysterious, it's because I'm so unpredictable. I think most scorpios are very random. Sometimes people misunderstood our actions but deep in our heart, we have good intentions.ย 
    xoJaymee xoJaymee 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 20, 2011

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    I've told people that they smell like

    raisins And I constantly tag my friends in funny vine videos I like cats And I believe Oprah is love and Oprah is life
    YungPocahontas YungPocahontas 13-15, F Apr 6

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    Duh....

    Of course I'm a random person! I've never noticed though Lol, =D
    LoveIsSublime LoveIsSublime 18-21, F 10 Responses Jun 16, 2010

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    Triskaidekaphobia Chicken

    Swirls What's Brown and Sticky A stick Squirrel!!!!!!
    tamingthefox tamingthefox 16-17, F Apr 4

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    Sometimes

    I'm not always that way, just at random times.
    Simplified Simplified 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 30, 2013

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    MixedLesbian MixedLesbian 16-17, F Apr 6

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    I have issues. I made this last night.

    At my friends out of boredom bc sweg.
    itsMalaylaaa itsMalaylaaa 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    Learn Random Skills

    I have a depression problem that I deal with, so far fairly successfully. I have a competitive and slightly attention driven nature that I use to divert from my problems. I tend to learn things quickly and get good rather quickly, but usually become bored quickly too. For...
    Aislean Aislean 18-21, M May 31, 2012

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    Osama The Mechanic...

    A few oil changes ago, I was sitting in the shop I've been going to lately...and I overheard one of the mechanics there say:"Hey, where's Osama."The other replied "Dude, it's Friday, he's at the mosque."I sat there for a moment...then asked..."Is that his real name?" Thinking...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 1 Response Sep 14, 2012

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    Quack quack I am a cow

    alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright
    introvertlife introvertlife 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Random Me

    I say and do things that dont even make sense to me at times. I dont care to ask questions or to even answer them. I love who I am. I am different from many people and dont act like a "normal" person. I think of ideas that always keep everyone in my life going. I think random is...
    Beautifuldisaster101 Beautifuldisaster101 22-25, F 1 Response May 17, 2012

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    I Was ....

    .... just sitting here thinkin .....If ya shoved an airhorn up someone's butt and pulled the trigger, would it inflate their ego ??
    AllAboutLaffs AllAboutLaffs 61-65, M 10 Responses Jun 26, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    ahh randomness... its cool to be random and do random things. hehe... :P
    SweetAlone13 SweetAlone13 13-15, F Apr 10

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