and fell completely head over heels for Prince Charming, this is no "imma pull yo pigtails" type of love this is a "imma **** yo **** up" type of love. His devil may care attitude paired with his gorgeous flowing locks totally gets my motor going, the fact that he gets what he...
hallway while doing a tornado drill. There was no tornado. It was all just fake. We all call it the fake tornado. It was just a bunch of rain and wind. While we were in the hall, my math buddy Paul got hungry so he started begging me for some calories. I gave him a set of ten...
...I accidentally came home with my girlfriend's underpants in my travel bag. She wears practical underwear...in this case, a pair of men's tighty-whities, made by Haynes.
I threw them in the washer, and when I got them out to hang-dry, I thought "Oops. Got her undies."
And suddenly I go the urge for a tuna sandwich. There was no tuna in the kitchen, so I started to make a PB&J, but alas, I was out of jelly. I contemplated a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich for a moment, then settled on making waffles. Unfortunately, I never cleaned the...
where you wanted to try something for the past .. Like before your time started here on this earth..
Historic in nature but lost in time . The anticipation of time that it take to do something.. Receive
What I'm thinking about is like writing letters, hand writing letters...
woman by the name of Debra. She loved chihuahuas and pickles. Like, her obsession was extreme. Also, she was a mermaid. Her dad was Poseidons sons brothers cousin. Anyways, Debra ate so many pickles, she started her own religion. You know what it's called? The Religion of The...
Just saying !!
First a hangover from hell .. Omf worst one yet ! Then the throat infection with headaches that would kill a cow !! Yes yes I know with a head the size of mine it should aches ! Ha hah funny :P
And now can't sleep !!!
Plz someone sing soft kitty to me
...build....a....bear. Well anyways I was waiting on line to pay and I started to feel something on my boot. I blew it off at first thinking it was my bag or something. Then I felt something hug my leg. When I looked down I saw a little girl maybe 2 or 3 hugging my leg and...
of opportunities present themselves
Ideas roam randomly
Chaos is here
Live love laugh is now strictly just survive
Keep moving forward
Don't look down or back
Conquer to prevail
Smile with out a whisper
Laugh with out a roar
Keep your **** together
We'll make it out alive...
..Fargo, the dude who collected shopping carts at Target? Well, I heard something about him today. Apparently, he told Ruth that there was some kind of "Lost Underground City" located nearby. I'm pretty sure he said you had to go to the basement of that Library up on 21st street...
Like this group says, i'm very random.well, now i'd like to share some random thoughts i have. please don't give rude comments if you disagree with me, these are just my wild imaginations.1. Once i read that our brain cells look like our universe. look :in this universe, there...
I carressed his chest started to nibble his nipple..
**** the soccer game!!
Hate this rejection!!
Went to sleep. Woke up feeling fed up with him. Gave a cold shoulder when i left for work..