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I Am Very Random

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 4,821 People

    Bird488 Bird488 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    Do you ever just stop

    and wonder how starfish have sex?
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 6 Responses Nov 16

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    "NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

    NA BATMAN"-Corinthians 20,000
    Cwitmer19 Cwitmer19 13-15, M 2 Responses Nov 19

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    Duh....

    Of course I'm a random person! I've never noticed though Lol, =D
    LoveIsSublime LoveIsSublime 22-25, F 10 Responses Jun 16, 2010

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    What drives frustrates me is

    when people get on sites like here and post experiences or what they want out of life/relationships. When it comes down to someone trying to give you what you want, they shut down, get weirded out or push you away. Why post something if you really don't want it
    candacej1983 candacej1983 31-35, F Dec 4

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    This is me.. I can't stand those noises.

    . They scare the living **** out of me :(
    GrandGizzard GrandGizzard 18-21, M Nov 15

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    Learn Random Skills

    I have a depression problem that I deal with, so far fairly successfully. I have a competitive and slightly attention driven nature that I use to divert from my problems. I tend to learn things quickly and get good rather quickly, but usually become bored quickly too. For...
    Aislean Aislean 18-21, M May 31, 2012

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    smilingtolie smilingtolie 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 24

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    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F Nov 2

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    Today I told someone I was spending the week

    expelling my unused child ... lmao! It seemed appropriate; it was a guy (who I work with), and in general they don't tend to react well to talk of periods, so I spiced things up a little :P Serves him right for asking why I was eating more than normal.
    aintnoangel aintnoangel 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 16

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    Sorry For My Wild Imagination

    Like this group says, i'm very random.well, now i'd like to share some random thoughts i have. please don't give rude comments if you disagree with me, these are just my wild imaginations.1. Once i read that our brain cells look like our universe. look :in this universe, there...
    HakujitsuSeiten HakujitsuSeiten 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 27, 2012

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    I thought I was random

    until I 'met' this girl at my school . I was in the bathroom at school fixing my hair and this girl who've I've never really spoken to was like " Your hair smells good " .. All I could say was an awkward ' thank you' . She's said things to me before but we've never had a...
    EssSmith EssSmith 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Everything about you irks me.

    your insecere smile and your damn lies. such a ******* liar.
    zanityone zanityone 18-21, M Dec 4

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    Please remember; I am 13 years old,

    not 46 so accept that I will talk nonsense to you. Like unicorns and dragons and RAINBOWS so... かわいい!! Bye (sorry if that came up as question marks, it is Japanese for cute I think)
    FlyingPaperPlanes FlyingPaperPlanes 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 3

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    As random as its sounds,

    yes! :D I think its pretty cool. "Weird," I get that all the time. I'm proud of it! I think being different than everyone else is the coolest thing ever! :D I dislike the feeling of being just another product of an assembly line.
    huskiesandmalamutes huskiesandmalamutes 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 5

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    TheSoulessWorld TheSoulessWorld 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 4

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    Literally all I care about is pizza

    and like 4 other people
    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M Sep 7

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    andreaespe andreaespe 18-21, F Jul 27

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    Sick Of That Guy?

    Try screaming "Oh Mom YES!" during sex - you won't have to worry bout him coming round again..
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 5, 2010

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    So it's a cold Thursday morning

    and I walk into class, there my teacher sits at her desk and my fellow classmates look up from their work to greet me. I quickly unpack,sit in my desk and start working like the rest of the class. So anyway about 2 minutes later my teacher says: My teacher: Aria why isn't your...
    Sephira14 Sephira14 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    OMG OMG 😱😱😱😱😱😱 did u know the

    sky is blue ....... Or is it 😏 lol I thought the clouds were made of cotton candy noooooooo my dream is ruined 😥😥😥😢😢😢😢😢 Stupid scientist proved it wrong jk lol ^ they are awesome But nooo my dream N wats the biggest candy store in the world...
    Hiddenamoungus Hiddenamoungus 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 9

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    The love, these wants,

    these needs, these fantasies, these cravings that I have are mesmerizing me. Why much I crave? This taste is so sweet, I can't get enough....I beg of you please, please stop calling my name, these voices are hypnotic, so compelling to my hears...haunting me in the night as I...
    LosNLove LosNLove 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 1

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    XCameronnXx XCameronnXx 13-15, M 2 Responses Aug 6

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    I'm standing in my bathroom enjoying the feel

    of the warmth of the sunlight upon my skin...beautiful...
    SpanishRose10 SpanishRose10 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 14

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    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 4 Responses Nov 4

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    DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!

    You little rebel I like you
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    Is it weird that I really love bowling shoes?

    Even though I suck at bowling.. XD
    TaRaSu TaRaSu 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    Lol I'm not random, it's just my brain works

    too fast for anyone to keep up. 😋
    KariAlex KariAlex 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 26

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    Love can exist without hate;

    but without love then hate would be non-existent.
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 20

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    During grocery shopping i sneak things into the

    shopping cart then act like it just magically threw itself there :)
    randomgurl11 randomgurl11 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 1

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    fallendeath fallendeath 16-17, M Nov 25

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    GrandGizzard GrandGizzard 18-21, M Oct 30

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    Random Thoughts

    -If you rescue turtles from the roadway, hold them away from your body because they may pee. -I am a close approximation of happy right now. -Flower bouquets are like a collection of hands, holding our hearts. -We all have to die someday, but procrastination is usually good. -Now...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 3 Responses Mar 15, 2012

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    zanityone zanityone 18-21, M Nov 2

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    If you're going send me something stupid

    and pervy .... e_e just don't do it. I'll say some stupid random stuff and troll you with KPOP memes .
    alicep67904 alicep67904 13-15, F 3 Responses Dec 3

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    Some people may have a monkey on their back

    but I have a cat on mines and now she's kneading it lol
    jenni234 jenni234 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 25

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    I enjoy being random especially with a fellow

    Randomite. I would like to expand my boundaries of randomness, but I don't think it's genuine if you are just trying to be more random. Oh, that's good coffee.
    Simplified Simplified 46-50, M 5 Responses Jan 26

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    I see a myserteous liquid on the floor

    and my immediate reaction was to go down and smell it..... Yeah, I still don't know what it is.
    alicep67904 alicep67904 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    rokrchik1211 rokrchik1211 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 26

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    I could be in the car

    and stop at a red light and make faces to the car next to me 😂😂
    MerpR MerpR 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    Girlfriend's Underpants

    ...I accidentally came home with my girlfriend's underpants in my travel bag. She wears practical underwear...in this case, a pair of men's tighty-whities, made by Haynes. I threw them in the washer, and when I got them out to hang-dry, I thought "Oops. Got her undies." ...It...
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 8 Responses Sep 8, 2013

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    meli347 meli347 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 1

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    I been so agitated lately

    that I can't even think straight and write. I don't even want to talk to people. I just want to lash out at somebody.
    zanityone zanityone 18-21, M Nov 8

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    OMG haven't been on here in forever.

    . Lol im exaggerating more like 3-4 months.. Im so random.
    xMikayla xMikayla 13-15, F Nov 10

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    they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

    ... yeah im pretty sure if someone threw an apple at me i'd leave them the hell alone too :L
    Anth9012 Anth9012 22-25, M Dec 7

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    Sammeyer54 Sammeyer54 16-17, M Dec 11

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    When I'm older I'm going to open a chicken

    restaurant . There is going to be all the chicken you can think of
    xxtina15 xxtina15 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 3

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    Sweetaugust Sweetaugust 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 29

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    In a stop light, green means go

    and yellow means yield. In a banana, green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana?
    JesseVicious JesseVicious 22-25, T 2 Responses Sep 10

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    I Had to Think About It

    I stared at this group for a good five minutes trying to decide whether or not I was random. And if I was really random would it be the right thing to join this group? Because that would be a very calculated and logical move, unlike something a random person would do... But...
    JonFurniss JonFurniss 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 19, 2008

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    I Was Feeding The Cat Earlier....

    And suddenly I go the urge for a tuna sandwich. There was no tuna in the kitchen, so I started to make a PB&J, but alas, I was out of jelly. I contemplated a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich for a moment, then settled on making waffles. Unfortunately, I never cleaned the...
    jimmyseven jimmyseven 31-35, M 4 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    Lemma lick that face thou.

    I wanna lick dat faaaaacccceeeeee dooooooeeeeee
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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