I Am Very Silly

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 474 People

    So Serious It's Funny

    I'm told by my friends & family that I have a bad habit of cracking wise with a completely straight face. It makes people double take until they realize exactly what I've said. It works best on store clerks or wait persons. I advise from experience though against trying it on...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    31-35
    2 Responses Mar 9, 2008

    Im extremely silly :) i talk to my stuffed bear

    and he's my best friend :) i love being loud XD making silly noises and acting way younger than i am. I like making airplane noises and running around. Im just all around silly. And radom. Yesterday i painted myself for no reason XD i just felt like it. I like making noises...
    Caitlinsmith1636 Caitlinsmith1636
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 20, 2014

    Define...

    Optimist=sees the glass as half full Pessimist=sees the glass as half empty Realist=sees the glass as half full because some jerk drank the other half...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    31-35
    1 Response Mar 9, 2008

    There Is A Difference Between Silly And Funny

    There IS a difference.Lol.Being silly is NOT the same thing as being funny,and being funny is not the same thing as being silly.So on and so on,Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Haha stated both that being silly,is being akward.Being funny,is being a comedian.Pointless story,perhaps,but hey,look...
    WillBeHugelyPopularSinger WillBeHugelyPopularSinger
    18-21, M
    Dec 30, 2009

    most of my posts here are serious,

    venting, and don't show my silly side. I am not Eeyore and not about bringing others down. I think I need to post about the serious so it doesn't build up, also because its difficult to discuss in real life. people like silly, but some days I can't find my silly, because Eeyore...
    goodwitchofthenorth goodwitchofthenorth
    36-40, F
    Feb 3

    Silly But Fun

    well i am silly cos im a creature of impulse and tend to act waay b4 i think...so i always end up in scrapes that cud b easily avoided if i calmed down and stopped been SILLY!!!!!...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    oggyoggyoggy oggyoggyoggy
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 28, 2008

    I say very silly things.

    I'm just an odd person to follow around listening to
    CaptainBenza CaptainBenza
    18-21, M
    Jun 11, 2014

    How much cat could a fart cat fart

    if a fart cat could fart cat? How much dog could a feed dog feed if a feed dog could feed dog? How much heater could a heat heater heat if a heat heater could heat heater? How much time could a time clock time if a time clock could time clock?
    dathglas dathglas
    13-15, M
    1 Response Nov 18, 2015

    And So Are Other People We Encounter At Random :)

    I was in Sam's Club the other day, and I walked by the berry section. They had some beautiful blackberries for sale, so I "sampled" one out of a package that was already opened. So I'm walking and chewing, and tasting, blissfully enjoying my blackberry. I'm so into it, that I...
    Infinite9 Infinite9
    70+, F
    1 Response Jul 14, 2012

    Darn Prank Callers

    There's these kids or people who keep calling us around the same time every night. Next time they call, I'm going to start saying that chant from Lamborghini Mercy :P Two can play this game, lol.
    PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait
    18-21, F
    Jul 20, 2012

    So I almost reported the same guy again.

    I can't help it his tiny face on my iPhone screen looks like a penis. I will not reveal the person in order to protect the innocent.
    Kingshelman Kingshelman
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jun 11, 2014

    How's This For Silly?

    Chronimax comes pimp walking into the room backwards, one hand firmly gripping his own buttocks, the other making a peace sign. He stops, spins 360 degrees, waves at the crowd, then takes out the air guitar that he bought on eBay for the cost of a vintage Twinkie and shows it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 30, 2010

    I Do The Random Silly Things

    I am very silly I will do the silliest things they are stupid goofy things but I make other silly people laugh
    mandyme mandyme
    31-35, F
    Dec 25, 2010

    I'm An Entertainer.

    On EP, I talk about my worries. I guess it's just because there's so much negative in my life right now that I can't get my head past it and come here for support. But even now through everything, I'm as funny as ever. Most people would say it's a front, but it's not...
    flyawayhome flyawayhome
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 5, 2009

    heh, yeah I am. xD I forget sometimes

    and start to take myself too seriously. I don't know how that happens... I mean I laugh so easily. o.o How can you take yourself seriously when it takes almost nothing to make you burst into giggles. I laugh at the dumbest things.... o___o ... I was scrolling through my...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 22, 2014

    Supercalafragilistic...

    Being silly breaks the tension. I often use it as a mechanism to keep me from being down on myself. I especially LOVE to shout out random nonsense phrases or statements (similar to the chest wax scene from 40-Year Old Virgin).
    Viz00 Viz00
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 3, 2009

    I can say, do and plan the most random things

    ever! I can make you smile and laugh so hard at the stuff I do out of the blue. Everyone still has a little bit of inner child in them ❤️
    browneyedgirl10 browneyedgirl10
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 7, 2014

    Humor Softens Life's Rough Edges

    If I could give all new parents one word of advice, it's that being silly with your kids cuts through the tension like a hot knife through butter.  When things are especially heated or difficult, try a little humor and see what happens.  Sometimes with the things I...
    trixi trixi
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jan 15, 2008

    If I'm not used to you,

    or comfortable with you, I'd be very sarcastic and robot-like. But if you catch me in my zone and you get to know me more..omg I am the stupidest person I know, from random dancing to the childishness. Never thought I was funny, but a lot of people say I am! i love making people...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 21, 2015

    Isn’t Silly a Silly Word?

    Who thinks of these things ... Perhaps only the silly!  
    kinkitty kinkitty
    36-40, F
    41 Responses Mar 9, 2008

    I'm Pulling a Slumdog Millionaire

    Last summer I went on a camping trip with Bright's Might. We flew all the way to Waterford, Ireland and pitched our tents on a grassy cliff over looking the beatiful sea. We we're there for 2 weeks, one of which we had tents, and the last week we got to stay in amazing cabins on...
    EmryJade EmryJade
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jun 7, 2009

    A Very,extremely Silly Person

    I...am...silly.Silly,silly,silly.I talk silly.I act silly.Some people may call it just being stupid,but I'm like "Psshhh.Whateva,nigga.You do not know me,bitchnigga,so shutup..."Oops...that was a bit silly.Heehee
    WillBeHugelyPopularSinger WillBeHugelyPopularSinger
    18-21, M
    Dec 30, 2009

    He knows when you are sleeping He knows

    when you're on the can He'll hunt you down and blast your *** for here to Pakistan! Oh! You better not breathe, you better not move You're better off dead, cause I'm telling you dude Santa Clause is gunning you down!
    Xamad Xamad
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 24, 2014

    Ha...would Random Count As Silly?

    I love to just chill and act stupid with my friends and cousins (i get on their nerves alot too :P). I'm also very random sometimes...which most people consider being silly.
    9lilpup 9lilpup
    16-17, F
    Apr 4, 2008
    StarliteRose StarliteRose
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Jan 4, 2011

    I've Got To Run To The Pharmacy/chemist's Shop

    Actual voice mail message received: "Hi, this is Kelley calling from your CVS pharmacy. I’d just like to let you know that your anal wart removal cream, your buttplugs, and your Viagra are now in. And we also just got those extra-snug condoms that you had us order for you...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 6, 2012

    I am very silly all the time,

    that is just who I am. I don't know why, though I kinda like being silly, I like people laughing because of me and I think that is why I like to be silly. It makes me feel good and happy even when I am mad or sad. So I guess, its a good thing I'm silly.
    Morgee3304 Morgee3304
    13-15, F
    Jan 22, 2015

    Question: WHAT KIND OF A FISH HAS TWO KNEES?

    The answer is...... a two-knee fish, naturally. lol 4/9/14 mini
    minimeowz minimeowz
    61-65, F
    2 Responses Apr 9, 2014

    I was about to report someone

    for having a **** pic in there profile picture, than I realized it was just his face. Crises averted.
    Kingshelman Kingshelman
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jun 8, 2014

    Very, Very Silly =p

    I couldn't really give an example, here. But it's what I'm constantly told =P And I love it!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 13, 2008

    HeeHee!

    Many may see it as madness, but no... I am silly! I've always have been, since I was a little kid. When I grew up, I did learn to be serious and how to get deep into important topics and such. But I never lost my silliness! :-D My favorite thing to do is to write silly stories...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 5, 2008

    Thought it would be relevant

    since the film group does need funny people. In Southern California? Want to make videos or play games? I have 2 free groups on here & FB forming. Comment/message for links & questions. Film group is no budget, indie, independent, guerrilla, skeleton crew level. No experience...
    supergirl805 supergirl805
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 10

    "Silly Rabbit, tricks are

    for kids."A line I know all too well, and it can't be helped, being that this line in particular has always been directed at me. Silly Rabbit. A pet named often bestowed upon me by my father. Why? Well, being the youngest I always felt it my duty to be the icebreaker and source...
    SleepyHead2123 SleepyHead2123
    22-25
    1 Response Feb 15, 2014

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