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    I am so fu*king weird.

    It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 13 Responses Oct 19, 2014

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    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses May 25, 2014

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    I really am. And I'd

    rather be weird than to be nothing at all.
    leadmenot leadmenot 16-17, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Apparently too weird

    for most people.
    lccs2006 lccs2006 31-35, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 15

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    Couldn't find anywhere else to post this,

    so I guess I'll leave it here.... A few minutes ago, a friend of mine said that if he had a secret, he wouldn't be afraid to tell me... That felt nice!
    bigkidtrey bigkidtrey 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    Am I the only one that feels really great

    when you meow at your cat and it meows back?
    ssaammii ssaammii 13-15, F 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    Apparently Google is a stalker!

    Everyone block google now! ..............😏 Lmao
    Eve34 Eve34 18-21, F Aug 16

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    I have a bad feeling

    that I'm going to go to jail at least once in my lifetime. ^_^
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 9 Responses Apr 24

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    My friend gave me a walkie talkie

    so he can warn me when he's about to come over. His code name is Dracula and mine's Wolfman. :)
    theoneIhate theoneIhate 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 27

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    Tonight I am wearing just a diaper,

    because I am weird and it is fun!
    bigkidtrey bigkidtrey 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    If I had the chance to be a guy

    for a day I wouldn't even hesitate. First thing I'd do is just start windmilling right there on the spot xD
    Mselisa Mselisa 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 1

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    At first it was just a butt.

    A part that i have to hide and protect from pervs by pushing my bag behind while standing in public transportations. Now it is a butt he likes and that is the start of whole new concept. :X
    BodyOfWar BodyOfWar 22-25, F 12 Responses Apr 1

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    Me; every time I get in the shower,

    I think of you:) Him: aw, is it because you wish I was with you?? Me: lol nah, it's because the French word for shower is douche.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    Okay, so, they say that bill Cosby molested a

    girl in the playboy mansion when she was just 15. But like.. Why the hell was a 15 year old in the playboy mansion.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 23

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    What if our life is just a book,

    and When we forget what we're about to say, it's just the author back spacing. I wonder what the genre of my life would be..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 8 Responses May 3

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    Apparently lots of guys are very obsessed with

    the size of their penis. Today one of my coworkers (I think he's a pervert) asked me what size I was. When I said I didn't know, he gave me a pocket tape measure and told me to find out, because "guys need to know that sort of thing." So I took it to the bathroom and dropped it...
    waterlion waterlion 22-25, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    When he sticks it in the wrong hole haha!

    Feel free to caption this, just make sure it's funny :/
    MissIronMan MissIronMan 26-30, F 21 Responses Apr 26

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    No one dies a virgin

    because at the end, life f*ckes us all
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 16

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    The average good ******** makes 6 figures a

    year. 500 dollars a day, 2,500 per week, and 10k per month. So, if medical school doesn't work out, guess who's throwing her *** in a circle? Yes *****, me.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 12 Responses Aug 4

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    OK, so I was outside my apartment building on a

    bench, waiting for a ride from a friend. My land lord was out there talking to people that are gonna move into my building, which has 16 units. I heard him telling them that all the tenants are nice, then he told them that "Oq" (I don't like saying my real first name on here...
    OqSydSchizo16Troll OqSydSchizo16Troll 36-40, M Aug 21

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    A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it

    reached the bottom of their neck, ever think about that? No, because you only think of yourself..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses May 27

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    Wanna have some fun? Go to a bank

    and scream "NOBODY MOVE!" *scary pause* "I lost a contact lens"
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response May 11

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 14 Responses Jul 16

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    Old people always poke me at weddings

    and say "you're next" So I started doing the same at funerals.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 27

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    Why can't my life be like Silver Linings

    Playbook, where I come home and meet an older, handsome guy like Bradley Cooper's character who is just as wacky and crazy as me?
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 8 Responses Aug 22

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    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 16 Responses Jan 9

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    Me: I need to take a shower.

    *2 hours later* *someone gets in the shower* Me: Oh my gosh. **** you. I was JUST about to go in there.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses Jul 27

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    I have the weirdest fetishes.

    .. Not a lot of people like the same things I do.
    AwkwardSince1994 AwkwardSince1994 18-21, F 12 Responses Aug 15, 2014

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    If you're going to be weird,

    be confident about it! Not everyone's going to want to be your best friend, and that's fine. Make yourself happy, & the right people will come into your life! Stay weird fam⚡️
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 23

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    I was petting a burrito today.

    . . didn't even notice
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Mar 1

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    When u use a tooth Brush & edge Control to slay

    your edges 😂😭🆗😍💪🏽
    JiggyIndiii JiggyIndiii 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Well here goes... I collect balloons.

    Yeah... It's turned into a serious hobby. Series even inflatables too. And girly ones with princesses or whatever are harder for me to get. Gives me something to do and it's good to reuse them instead of letting them go to waste... But it sucks that nobody else does. And it also...
    srgamesalot srgamesalot 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    j4g5 j4g5 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    Why do people get Botox,

    and stuff to get rid of wrinkles? I mean, I don't know about you, but when I get old, I want to keep all of my signs of aging. It shows what kind of life I had.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 8

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    Sometimes I hear music in my dreams.

    Last night it was the whole Tarzan soundtrack. I haven't seen that movie in years but somewhere, my brain stored the music.
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 3 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    What if when we die, the light at the end of

    the tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 16 Responses May 5

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    Me reading them omg What have I gotten my self

    into 😫✌🏻️
    Dezitorsmilez Dezitorsmilez 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    My conversation of the day: Him: hey what's up?

    Me: just laying in bed Him: mmm, nothing else? Me: I'm eating cereal. Him: what would You do if I were in bed next to you Me: eat my cereal Him: what would you do if you didn't have the bowl of cereal? Me: get up, and get a bowl of cereal.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses Jul 14

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    Me as a surgeon: Me: hey Fellow surgeon: hey

    what? Me: *takes out patients heart* Me: will you be my valentine? Me: lol. Fellow surgeon: please put that back
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 10 Responses Jun 28

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    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 26

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