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I Am Weird

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    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 8

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    Wanna have some fun? Go to a bank

    and scream "NOBODY MOVE!" *scary pause* "I lost a contact lens"
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response May 11

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    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 16 Responses Jan 9

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    according to TMZ rihanna

    and drake are getting married due to the fact that rihanna is giving birth to drakes babay the baby is a female and the child's name is aria and BTW all this is bullshit haha
    wolfbloodboo0123 wolfbloodboo0123 13-15, F Aug 7

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    I love to play in hair 😍😭 ( i pull it

    if u move tho 😌😂)
    JiggyIndiii JiggyIndiii 18-21, F Aug 11

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    My conversation of the day: Him: hey what's up?

    Me: just laying in bed Him: mmm, nothing else? Me: I'm eating cereal. Him: what would You do if I were in bed next to you Me: eat my cereal Him: what would you do if you didn't have the bowl of cereal? Me: get up, and get a bowl of cereal.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses Jul 14

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    I like touching tummies,

    it's soooooo cute and soft and awww ! ^-^
    SpecialButReal SpecialButReal 18-21, F Aug 7

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    I have a bad feeling

    that I'm going to go to jail at least once in my lifetime. ^_^
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 9 Responses Apr 24

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    hicks234321 hicks234321 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 10

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    The best things in life

    either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 10 Responses Apr 15

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    I feel like this would be me

    if I went to baseball games.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F Aug 20

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    Me; every time I get in the shower,

    I think of you:) Him: aw, is it because you wish I was with you?? Me: lol nah, it's because the French word for shower is douche.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    Why can't my life be like Silver Linings

    Playbook, where I come home and meet an older, handsome guy like Bradley Cooper's character who is just as wacky and crazy as me?
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 22-25, F 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    What if when we die, the light at the end of

    the tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 16 Responses May 5

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 30 Responses Jan 10

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    Um, am I the only one

    who likes the smell of gasoline? Lol🙈
    Selanis Selanis 18-21, F 20 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it

    reached the bottom of their neck, ever think about that? No, because you only think of yourself..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses May 27

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    Why do people get Botox,

    and stuff to get rid of wrinkles? I mean, I don't know about you, but when I get old, I want to keep all of my signs of aging. It shows what kind of life I had.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    Apparently Google is a stalker!

    Everyone block google now! ..............😏 Lmao
    Eve34 Eve34 18-21, F Aug 16

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    I have the weirdest fetishes.

    .. Not a lot of people like the same things I do.
    AwkwardSince1994 AwkwardSince1994 18-21, F 12 Responses Aug 15, 2014

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    Couldn't find anywhere else to post this,

    so I guess I'll leave it here.... A few minutes ago, a friend of mine said that if he had a secret, he wouldn't be afraid to tell me... That felt nice!
    bigkidtrey bigkidtrey 26-30, M 4 hrs ago

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    my hair is getting quite long,

    so relatives would ask me why don't I cut it; my relpy to them, because I want it to look like a hero from the stories that I used to listen from my culture.
    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    When u use a tooth Brush & edge Control to slay

    your edges 😂😭🆗😍💪🏽
    JiggyIndiii JiggyIndiii 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    The average good ******** makes 6 figures a

    year. 500 dollars a day, 2,500 per week, and 10k per month. So, if medical school doesn't work out, guess who's throwing her *** in a circle? Yes *****, me.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 12 Responses Aug 4

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    My friend gave me a walkie talkie

    so he can warn me when he's about to come over. His code name is Dracula and mine's Wolfman. :)
    theoneIhate theoneIhate 22-25, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I used to have kleptomania really bad.

    When I was little I would take stuff I wanted if I knew I wouldn't get caught. As I got older I would take random things and sell them to my friends. Unfortunately one of them found out and told my dad. He beat me up and locked me in a closet for three days. The temptation to...
    DreamWarriorBlake DreamWarriorBlake 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    At first it was just a butt.

    A part that i have to hide and protect from pervs by pushing my bag behind while standing in public transportations. Now it is a butt he likes and that is the start of whole new concept. :X
    BodyOfWar BodyOfWar 22-25, F 12 Responses Apr 1

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    I was petting a burrito today.

    . . didn't even notice
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Mar 1

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    I think weird people help make the world a more

    interesting place. Just think how weird it would be if everyone were normal?
    sarahsmiles7 sarahsmiles7 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    I am so fu*king weird.

    It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 13 Responses Oct 19, 2014

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    Cant hold a conversation with anyone

    unless its about a few subjects. Hate the idea of sex but still attracted to women.But mostly attracted to older women.They seem less intimidating and more down to earth. Have bizarre obsessions about studying languages,travel,reading,and genealogy hate most music
    usernameagain9 usernameagain9 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 11

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    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses May 25, 2014

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    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 22-25, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    So today at the mall,

    they played "We found Love by Rihanna " and "Runaway (U&I) by Galantis" and we were like oh my goddd and we started dancing xD because why not
    ReemNoctis ReemNoctis 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 7

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    I feel so weird that I'm like on an entirely

    new level of weird. It's strange because I want it to be understood but at the same time I kinda want someone to tell me I'm just too ******* strange you know? I'm soo confused...
    Kaylalie Kaylalie 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    OK, so I was outside my apartment building on a

    bench, waiting for a ride from a friend. My land lord was out there talking to people that are gonna move into my building, which has 16 units. I heard him telling them that all the tenants are nice, then he told them that "Oq" (I don't like saying my real first name on here...
    OqSydSchizo16Troll OqSydSchizo16Troll 36-40, M Aug 21

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    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    When he sticks it in the wrong hole haha!

    Feel free to caption this, just make sure it's funny :/
    MissIronMan MissIronMan 26-30, F 21 Responses Apr 26

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    Bwahaha! I am a mighty hunter!

    There was a fly in my bedroom so I got on all fours and hunted it down. (It kept landing on the bottom of the mirror) So I took a shirt and smacked it dead! Lol
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F Aug 6

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    Growing up I always got called weird,

    I grew to like it and embraced it. Now what's becoming common is people say I'm awkward, that's not the same thing and I'm not liking it at all.
    frikkenhoudini frikkenhoudini 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Me as a surgeon: Me: hey Fellow surgeon: hey

    what? Me: *takes out patients heart* Me: will you be my valentine? Me: lol. Fellow surgeon: please put that back
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 10 Responses Jun 28

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    I'm weird because it's better

    than being normal! :P
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    j4g5 j4g5 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    Tonight I am wearing just a diaper,

    because I am weird and it is fun!
    bigkidtrey bigkidtrey 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 15

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