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    Did u know : when you drink something you are

    drinking it's fluids (blood) and raping it (lips r against it)
    FunnyBunny6129 FunnyBunny6129 13-15, F 5 Responses May 18

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    Someone was like Angel what's good foo!

    Then being the dumb *** I am I shouted ..This puss-y lol
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 4 days ago

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    I'm laying on the couch

    and I say to myself "Wynnie you need to get up and take a shower!" So I start growling/moaning and slowly lift my body up and then I just throw my body and flop on the floor and crawl in a ball and mumble "I caaaannnnnntttttt . . ." I guarantee I'm the laziest person ever
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 20

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    Um, am I the only one

    who likes the smell of gasoline? Lol🙈
    Selanis Selanis 18-21, F 21 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    Floatzel Floatzel 16-17, M 2 Responses May 16

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    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    I have the weirdest fetishes.

    .. Not a lot of people like the same things I do.
    AwkwardSince1994 AwkwardSince1994 18-21, F 12 Responses Aug 15, 2014

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    If you're going to be weird,

    be confident about it! Not everyone's going to want to be your best friend, and that's fine. Make yourself happy, & the right people will come into your life! Stay weird fam⚡️
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 23

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    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 8

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    Old people always poke me at weddings

    and say "you're next" So I started doing the same at funerals.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 27

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    The best things in life

    either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 11 Responses Apr 15

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    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses May 25, 2014

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    I summon you, all of you my fellow sisters

    and brothers. Weirdos come join your sister in Conversing. Come to my inbox. I'm super amazing like literally *wink wink* but don't be perverted please or you shall feel the wrath of the dreaded block button! *gasp!!* I'm leaving now . . .
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 5 Responses Mar 28

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    I am so fu*king weird.

    It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 15 Responses Oct 19, 2014

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    And I'm fine with it.

    I really am. :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 6 days ago

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    The older I get, the stranger I feel.

    Sometimes I dislike being around people, even my own family, because I feel like I have nothing to talk about with them. I'm quiet and gentle and sensitive but most people don't realize I am also wild and strong and have a burning desire for greater things. There is a fire...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 27, 2014

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    Nowadays, i dont know whats wrong with me!

    !.. i feel like i am getting boobs (breasts) .. every 3 days it getting bigger and bigger.. but I AM A MAN.. WHY IS THAT HAPPENING??!.. i am just living normal life without any weird thing.. may be fatty something i got or from soda. it really bother me when i am sleeping or...
    sshortyy sshortyy 18-21, M 2 Responses May 18

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    I've never been scared by bugs,

    ever, even when I was little. Society basically conditions girls to freak out at bugs but I just didn't care. I always felt bad for them. Just because they're small and don't look anything like us people treat their lives as less than worthless. So I always tried to look out for...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 2 Responses May 18

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    I don't even know what I was doing .

    Btw it was a snapchat video so that's why it looks f.cked up😂 haha
    n0ah n0ah 13-15, M 1 Response a week ago

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    What if when we die, the light at the end of

    the tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 20 Responses May 5

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    Is it just me? Or whenever you get put with

    random people at haunted houses, you turn into friends really quickly? 😂😂
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    It's amazing how my mood can escalate

    so quickly, one minute I'm perfectly happy. The next, I'm in this odd, depressed mood as I'm in deep thought about life.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I laid in the hallway

    and waited for someone...i scared my mom so bad ...i was like you could have turned on the lights to avoid this
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 4 Responses Feb 20

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    At first it was just a butt.

    A part that i have to hide and protect from pervs by pushing my bag behind while standing in public transportations. Now it is a butt he likes and that is the start of whole new concept. :X
    weirdWorks4me weirdWorks4me 22-25, F 13 Responses Apr 1

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses May 15

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    Wanna have some fun? Go to a bank

    and scream "NOBODY MOVE!" *scary pause* "I lost a contact lens"
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses May 11

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    What if the reason we tear up with onions,

    is because, at one point in human history, onions abused the human race, therefor it's instinct to cry in fear of their presence..? .-.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 16 Responses Jan 9

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response May 13

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    normal people say "whats up?

    " or "sup". I say "wasabi" or sup a dub dub" yup...... weirdo101
    jackdragon22399 jackdragon22399 16-17, M May 13

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    I don't take anything

    for granted, because I know that if I do, everything will **** up.
    TGBman TGBman 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Why are scary movies always in creepy places,

    like a hospital or jails? I want a scary movie in Walmart, "Clean up in isle 13." "But sir, there is no isle 13." *dramatic music*
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses May 5

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    Normal people - I love it

    when my gf/bf tells me he/she loves me Me - I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 2 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    What kind of a cutey mark would you give an

    undead pony that had chromatic glitter oozing from their knees?
    MrHeartaFire MrHeartaFire 41-45, M 1 Response May 11

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    I appreciate the sensation

    and process that involves my leg/foot falling asleep and waking it up again. It is a weird obnoxious and even sometimes painful feeling but I like the struggle of getting it back to normal. It makes me feel relieved afterwards. I also feel stronger like I just fought a long...
    kaysin12 kaysin12 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 30 Responses Jan 10

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    I bet when they found Bin Laden he was

    ************ to child **** and pictures of dead bodies.
    TGBman TGBman 22-25, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    I fell asleep at 11:30 last night

    and I woke up at 5:50. So that's about 6 hours, and why do I wake up so early? It's the weekend :/
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    zeeeee09 zeeeee09 16-17, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    The United States of (S)Tara- It's taken awhile

    for me to watch this show again. It's odd, but it started my depression last year. It made me dig into my own past. And that scared the **** out of me. I cried for countless nights. But I was on a journey with Tara. I wasn't alone. The mental illnesses may have been different...
    Scal92 Scal92 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    I am Weird & Lonely The worst thing you can do

    Is give me a site like this because I think a lot because of the loneliness. I don't have much friends, only a few people I am close with but hardly talk to. I will post random thoughts or what ever I am feeling and I know I will be judged but it doesn't matter, it helps fill...
    LeahLoveeU LeahLoveeU 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 2

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    Lia5180 Lia5180 18-21, F 18 Responses Jun 10, 2014

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    What is everypony up to?

    I am not a brony more of a zom-by fanatic but ,..,have you ever wanna be ponied so bad your pony parts ache? It's pony-frustrating!
    MrHeartaFire MrHeartaFire 41-45, M May 11

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    Neither true nor fake.

    Some times i'm pissed off. Sometimes I'm sad. Sometimes I'm miserable and scared. Sometimes I'm not, but simply okay. Sometimes I try to be nice, unknowing of whether I am doing it for selfish purposes or something else. All of this is the reason why people like me and hate me...
    MeadowLark4 MeadowLark4 16-17 May 13

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    Person: watch your language!

    Me: oh ****, sorry..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response May 13

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    I'm gonna change my name to: Murphy Scott Law.

    Why? Murphy S. Law. Everything that can go wrong does
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 6 hrs ago

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    I have a bad feeling

    that I'm going to go to jail at least once in my lifetime. ^_^
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 10 Responses Apr 24