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    I have the weirdest fetishes.

    .. Not a lot of people like the same things I do.
    AwkwardSince1994 AwkwardSince1994 18-21, F 12 Responses Aug 15, 2014

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    Um, am I the only one

    who likes the smell of gasoline? Lol🙈
    Selanis Selanis 18-21, F 21 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    I was in a hurry this morning

    and I put my shorts on backwards.
    ssaammii ssaammii 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it

    reached the bottom of their neck, ever think about that? No, because you only think of yourself..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses May 27

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    I'm laying on the couch

    and I say to myself "Wynnie you need to get up and take a shower!" So I start growling/moaning and slowly lift my body up and then I just throw my body and flop on the floor and crawl in a ball and mumble "I caaaannnnnntttttt . . ." I guarantee I'm the laziest person ever
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 20

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    No one dies a virgin

    because at the end, life f*ckes us all
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 16

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    I went yesterday to buy a perfume.

    As the usual, the salesman has to show you tons of perfumes before they give you the one you want, but this time, i was thankful for it. He showed me a perfume which I did not recognise by name, but when I smelled it, I was able to tell that I used to put this perfume...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    Old people always poke me at weddings

    and say "you're next" So I started doing the same at funerals.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 27

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    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses May 25, 2014

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    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 8

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    Wanna have some fun? Go to a bank

    and scream "NOBODY MOVE!" *scary pause* "I lost a contact lens"
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses May 11

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    Me: I need to take a shower.

    *2 hours later* *someone gets in the shower* Me: Oh my gosh. **** you. I was JUST about to go in there.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 30 Responses Jan 10

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    I was petting a burrito today.

    . . didn't even notice
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Mar 1

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    Lia5180 Lia5180 18-21, F 18 Responses Jun 10, 2014

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    Okay, so, they say that bill Cosby molested a

    girl in the playboy mansion when she was just 15. But like.. Why the hell was a 15 year old in the playboy mansion.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    So talking to my friend (a girl)

    and we both hate pants, so k said we should indulge in the pantslessness together and she laughed. I didn't mean it sexually aha. Poor me not using my brain before I speak
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M Jul 17

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    I laid in the hallway

    and waited for someone...i scared my mom so bad ...i was like you could have turned on the lights to avoid this
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 4 Responses Feb 20

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    It's funny when your youtube playlist will go

    from ICP's if I was a serial killer to a MLP song XD I just roll with it. ^_^
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F Jul 18

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    Me as a surgeon: Me: hey Fellow surgeon: hey

    what? Me: *takes out patients heart* Me: will you be my valentine? Me: lol. Fellow surgeon: please put that back
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 10 Responses Jun 28

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    My sister owns three galaxies

    and I only own two. I'm so jelly. Why do people use that anyway? Now I want toast dammit. *slams fist on table* This is so unfair. I blow up one ******* mountain and now I have to live with eating nothing but pie. Berry pie and apple pie are good, but I'm stuck shoving...
    MeadowLark4 MeadowLark4 18-21 Jul 18

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    What if when we die, the light at the end of

    the tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 18 Responses May 5

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    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    If you're going to be weird,

    be confident about it! Not everyone's going to want to be your best friend, and that's fine. Make yourself happy, & the right people will come into your life! Stay weird fam⚡️
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 23

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    I have a bad feeling

    that I'm going to go to jail at least once in my lifetime. ^_^
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 9 Responses Apr 24

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    If I had the chance to be a guy

    for a day I wouldn't even hesitate. First thing I'd do is just start windmilling right there on the spot xD
    Mselisa Mselisa 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 1

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    This morning I was bored

    so I went to lay on my roof. There was the sun above me and I was just laying there enjoying the wind in my hair and no cars around me. Then, this shadow is over my face for a seond. I open my eyes and its a giant bird circling me. I thought I was going to be eatn by it. Imagine...
    NoOrdinaryDork NoOrdinaryDork 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I like to name my friends

    and family's cars. My brother and I share and we just got a new and I have named it Ranger Rick
    KellerKing13 KellerKing13 18-21, F Jul 19

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    Staying up until 10:00 pm in elementary school:

    pfft, yeah I'm so cool Staying up past 1:00 am as a teenager: I wonder if anything comes up when I search happy snakes on Google
    ssaammii ssaammii 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Everyone says that know yourself!

    I know who I am. I am weird. 😉
    Jms04 Jms04 18-21, M Jul 21

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    Me; every time I get in the shower,

    I think of you:) Him: aw, is it because you wish I was with you?? Me: lol nah, it's because the French word for shower is douche.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 2

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    When he sticks it in the wrong hole haha!

    Feel free to caption this, just make sure it's funny :/
    MissIronMan MissIronMan 26-30, F 24 Responses Apr 26

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    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 16 Responses Jan 9

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    so today I was getting ready to go out,

    but all of a sudden I felt like not going anymore and cancelled on him. This has happened to me before in college, like friends will invite me to a party, I will get ready and then I change my mind...has this happened to anyone before? My mom thinks it's weird, especially...
    Julieta30 Julieta30 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    At first it was just a butt.

    A part that i have to hide and protect from pervs by pushing my bag behind while standing in public transportations. Now it is a butt he likes and that is the start of whole new concept. :X
    weirdWorks4me weirdWorks4me 22-25, F 14 Responses Apr 1

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    Okay, so whilst watching a movie ( The Lone

    Ranger ) I heard a noise and saw my cat staring at me so being the crazy person I am asked " What?" Then I looked up at the tv and the picture of my Grandma was face down, I looked back to where my cat was and she was gone.... Next thing I know a red bird lands on my window...
    ShyGirl105 ShyGirl105 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Do you seeeeee it?!?!

    ?!? Male.... All riiiiiiight, perfectly fine young male with a dress on. ^~^ Female? No wait... Famale....... Famale... Tamale.... Tamales..... DID SOMEONE SAY TAMALES?!?!?!?!? I FREAKIN WANT SOME!!!! XD
    Eve34 Eve34 18-21, F 12 Responses 3 days ago

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    I am so fu*king weird.

    It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 13 Responses Oct 19, 2014

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    There is nothing more satisfying

    than meeting a friend who has the exact weirdest factor as you. That way you feel less weird, because you can discuss your dorky hobbies and feel less weird because someone else enjoys the same crap. I am a grandma trapped in a 29 year old body... And I'm glad I found another...
    valentino7 valentino7 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    When somebody coming out of the bathroom

    and tells me what they had to eat, and that it's blowing up in there, I don't just deal with it. I prank them on it! I act all excited and say that gotta go run in and smell it. I go in the bathroom, shut the door behind me, put my shirt over my nose, stay in there for about 10...
    gwebb15 gwebb15 16-17, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    MeadowLark4 MeadowLark4 18-21 a week ago

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    So I'm terrified of grasshoppers

    and I'm sitting here and one jumps onto the window outside and I just freeze. O__O lol but then it fell off the window and I laughed. Xp
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    1738x 1738x 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 20

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    Guess what I'm eating.

    .. Fried Grasshoppers! My dad just came back from his short 1 week vacation to Mexico. While he was there, he bough some fried grasshoppers. Anyways, my friends think this is strange/weird/gross. What do yall think?
    FacePalmCat FacePalmCat 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 15

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    I find it highly attractive

    when I tell a guy to go away and he keeps talking to me or if I walk away from him, he will follow me around.
    tinytinyone tinytinyone 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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    When my boyfriend's away I watch his favorite

    movies/shows and listen to his music to make it feel like he's still there. Apparently I act like him too. :/
    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Apparently, I'm drunk right now

    because I offered to cuddle aha
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 14