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    although i ********** i always hated the

    feeling of the *****/*****/*** squirted out fomr my body. it just feels so tiring and painful and also is like water host that just manahed to leak out a water after long time . however i love the throbbing feeling of the feeling when your erected
    xiaospirit xiaospirit 18-21, M 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    wolflover514 wolflover514 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Itsmarline Itsmarline 18-21, F 20 Responses May 25, 2014

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    I was supposed to say,

    knock knock... Who's their, hot, hot who, I'm getting hot in here...
    monaroyalty monaroyalty 26-30, F Feb 9

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    Everytime someone types "rofl" I think of

    scooby doo trying to say waffle..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 10, 2014

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    StormTheVixen StormTheVixen 31-35, F 16 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    You know what else is weird?

    Lollipops.. You're literally swallowing your own flavored saliva..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 16

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 36 Responses Jan 10

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    I found out that I am apparently ocd with the

    way I eat...I was eating a salad with my friend Mark and I noticed him staring at me. I asked why and he said "Have you ever noticed how you eat with certain combinations? I've only see you do it, but you'll pick through your salad and get a piece of lettuce, a tomato, and a...
    Inara24 Inara24 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    :/ lol, honestly idek.

    .. at times i can be just rlly happy and positive, but in an instant i'll easily change to be cynical and dark. :/
    InfiniteMusic InfiniteMusic 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    I am so fu*king weird.

    It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 16 Responses Oct 19, 2014

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    I was in a rush this morning

    that when I ate my cereal I used my tooth brush as a spoon and there was tooth paste on my toothbrush....but then I realized that my clock was wrong ...i got up an hour early 😒
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    I hate being too tall

    for my bathtub.. Sure this one is bigger than the last but I'm still Too tall to slink down into the water for a nap :(
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 27 mins ago

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    What is submissive and dominant relationship?

    I don't understand it. I know I'm young
    QueenBetcy QueenBetcy 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 16

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    Am I crazy? Jury's out.

    I only managed to spend 70$ on music today. 70$ well spent.
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Like, I'm not even on drugs,

    I'm just weird..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses Nov 15, 2014

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    The closest I've come i murder is

    when I hold my Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    If you're going to be weird,

    be confident about it! Not everyone's going to want to be your best friend, and that's fine. Make yourself happy, & the right people will come into your life! Stay weird fam⚡️
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Am I the only one who has

    and imaginary boyfriend? I sometimes wonder how I come up with him in the first place. Maybe I'm desperately want to have someone who loves me. I don't want to be lonely :"(
    hiroshi17 hiroshi17 18-21, M Feb 16

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    And It Is Inherited.

    My family is an entire badelynge of odd ducks. It is quite a lot of fun really. In the household where I was raised there was a policy which I have yet to encounter anywhere else. It was called the "No thank you" helping. At mealtime if there was something you had never...
    Stoneforge Stoneforge 31-35, M 12 Responses Nov 16, 2010

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    So I'm invited to this birthday party thing

    this week and I was thinking what I want to get for the girl. I ended up just buy a gift card but I was thinking about what cool gifts I could have gotten her. My first thought was rainbow cheese, yup that's what I would want
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 14

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    Lia5180 Lia5180 18-21, F 18 Responses Jun 10, 2014

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    I was looking for my mom this morning

    and I couldn't find her so I started talking like Smigel (the troll from lord of the rings) saying "where is creator?!?! Creator does not leave creation!!!" Yup that happened today
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 1

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 6 days ago

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    No one dies a virgin

    because at the end, life f*ckes us all
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 16

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    The older I get, the stranger I feel.

    Sometimes I dislike being around people, even my own family, because I feel like I have nothing to talk about with them. I'm quiet and gentle and sensitive but most people don't realize I am also wild and strong and have a burning desire for greater things. There is a fire...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 27, 2014

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    Yes I Do !

    I'm not sure what other ppl consider as "weird" but some say that I am a weirdo, seeing sometimes my behaviour or reactions. But I don't take it as some kind of rude, but rather vice versa :) I like make funny faces, wearing clothes that don't fit to each other with color or...
    Flume Flume 18-21, F 12 Responses May 23, 2010

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    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    one time my aunt gave me alcohol

    for new years...and i started crying after that...i dont know why...maybe i was drunk or just tipsy...
    monishnair monishnair 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 18 Responses Jan 9

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    My Next Husband Will Be Normal......

    My former wife kept saying that I was weird and did things in ways normal people didn't. An example of this was that when making the bed, I'd try different ways - examine the assumptions about "how we are supposed to make a bed". In the end I found it easiest for me to squat in...
    ProfDavros ProfDavros 46-50, M 18 Responses Jan 12, 2012

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    Im weird, believe me

    or not, i think im a reincarnation of a woman from 1899 and died on 1947 named Erica Anne Kalschoven from Den Haag, Amsterdam who saild with some people to Batavia, Nusantara on 1945 to hear President Soekarno's speech to declare the Indonesians freedom. I dont even know who was...
    annaambrose annaambrose 16-17 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 6 Responses Aug 9, 2014

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    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    Everyone is getting ******* pregnant!

    Two of my friends have had pregnancy scares. One is 15 years old, too ******* young! The other is 17, too ******* young. And now this girl I know is pregnant who is 17. And she's actually happy about it. COME ON GUYS! It's not that hard to just close those legs. Or at least be...
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 5 Responses Aug 17, 2014

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    I got into a fight with my toaster today.

    Do I have your attention? Then read on!!! It all started like a normal Tuesday. I had woken up late(again), and at the moment, I didn't care. School can be a real so in so. After sliding to the bathroom to do my morning magic(pee), I brush and wash, then slide to the kitchen...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 10

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    I'm a straight female

    and a pervert (but not looking for love right now) I'm addicted to Minecraft and Terraria and watch youtubers that play said games (I, too, record for these games) I love anime and manga. My power level is over 9000, but not all of it is displayed. About 4,500 of it is...
    YuriXWolfram86 YuriXWolfram86 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 13, 2014

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    I hate when I see happy couples in the hallways

    at school. It reminds me of how lonely I am. I'll see them holding each other and giggling and blushing and I'll walk by growling and snarling with hatred ahah. Sometime in my mind I'll talk like Smeagol and say "I'll take precious away, I'll take everything you love away" as I...
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    430am and I'm walking on lightly fallen snow,

    that transitions to ice.. Barefoot. It happens I guess aha..
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 18-21, M Feb 12

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    Mal33ha123 Mal33ha123 13-15, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 8

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    I hate when people use the word bipolar like

    it's a synonym for mood swings
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 18

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    Does anyone else ever have a depersonalized

    moment where you just stare at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and I have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am I me and not someone else
    strayXcat strayXcat 13-15, F 4 Responses Nov 28, 2014

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    I laid in the hallway

    and waited for someone...i scared my mom so bad ...i was like you could have turned on the lights to avoid this
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    Love me? Great Hate me?

    Even better Think I am ugly? Don?t look at me Do not know me? Don?t judge me Think you know me? You have no idea.
    classicalprince classicalprince 16-17, M 4 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    Having a friend who works in the textile

    business is fun because they bought mannequin the size of them, torso wise anyway, and i told her I knew she was tiny, her response 'it's larger than me' I couldn't stop laughing :)
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 11 hrs ago

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    I'm probably the only one on this EARTH

    that eats bananas with BBQ sauce. That makes me unique.
    Unknownimus Unknownimus 18-21, F 4 Responses Jun 6, 2014

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    no one is the same, so what is the definition

    of normality? if its whats widely accepted then how is it normal? how did we come to that acceptance? in conclusion through all of this: There is no such thing as normality, we are all wierd
    FabledCity FabledCity 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    So, this is an awkward conversation.

    . People are on to me about the truth!!!
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 18-21, M Feb 13

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    TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 18-21, M Feb 13

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    Normal people - I love it

    when my gf/bf tells me he/she loves me Me - I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 2 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Freak...

    I don't have friends.Many people think that I'm weird, they don't even dare to look in my eyes.I don't know how to communicate with people.When I was in the middle of a conversation,I always don't know what should I say to go on the conversation.It cause people feel awkward when...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 2, 2013

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