so I went to lay on my roof. There was the sun above me and I was just laying there enjoying the wind in my hair and no cars around me. Then, this shadow is over my face for a seond. I open my eyes and its a giant bird circling me. I thought I was going to be eatn by it. Imagine...
The weather still warm, just enough that you can stand out under the drops until you're soaking wet and can't give a damn about it. I love the sound of it, soothing, and the freshness it leaves in the air.
Ranger ) I heard a noise and saw my cat staring at me so being the crazy person I am asked " What?" Then I looked up at the tv and the picture of my Grandma was face down, I looked back to where my cat was and she was gone.... Next thing I know a red bird lands on my window...
As the usual, the salesman has to show you tons of perfumes before they give you the one you want, but this time, i was thankful for it.
He showed me a perfume which I did not recognise by name, but when I smelled it, I was able to tell that I used to put this perfume...
Me: just laying in bed
Him: mmm, nothing else?
Me: I'm eating cereal.
Him: what would You do if I were in bed next to you
Me: eat my cereal
Him: what would you do if you didn't have the bowl of cereal?
Me: get up, and get a bowl of cereal.
and I say to myself "Wynnie you need to get up and take a shower!" So I start growling/moaning and slowly lift my body up and then I just throw my body and flop on the floor and crawl in a ball and mumble "I caaaannnnnntttttt . . ." I guarantee I'm the laziest person ever
My dad just came back from his short 1 week vacation to Mexico. While he was there, he bough some fried grasshoppers. Anyways, my friends think this is strange/weird/gross. What do yall think?
married by 20 yes but I'm not getting married at 14 lol so I'm not going to date quite yet, cause I will court someone and then I will think about it but that will probably be at 16 ... When will you start to date? Or did you?
It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
and tells me what they had to eat, and that it's blowing up in there, I don't just deal with it. I prank them on it! I act all excited and say that gotta go run in and smell it. I go in the bathroom, shut the door behind me, put my shirt over my nose, stay in there for about 10...
and I only own two. I'm so jelly.
Why do people use that anyway? Now I want toast dammit.
*slams fist on table*
This is so unfair. I blow up one ******* mountain and now I have to live with eating nothing but pie. Berry pie and apple pie are good, but I'm stuck shoving...