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    I'm laying on the couch

    and I say to myself "Wynnie you need to get up and take a shower!" So I start growling/moaning and slowly lift my body up and then I just throw my body and flop on the floor and crawl in a ball and mumble "I caaaannnnnntttttt . . ." I guarantee I'm the laziest person ever
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Mar 20

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    I feel like this would be me

    if I went to baseball games.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F Aug 20

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    Um, am I the only one

    who likes the smell of gasoline? Lol🙈
    Selanis Selanis 18-21, F 20 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    I'm weird because it's better

    than being normal! :P
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M Aug 23

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    j4g5 j4g5 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 16 Responses Jan 9

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    When u use a tooth Brush & edge Control to slay

    your edges 😂😭🆗😍💪🏽
    JiggyIndiii JiggyIndiii 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    Couldn't find anywhere else to post this,

    so I guess I'll leave it here.... A few minutes ago, a friend of mine said that if he had a secret, he wouldn't be afraid to tell me... That felt nice!
    bigkidtrey bigkidtrey 26-30, M a week ago

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    What if when we die, the light at the end of

    the tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 16 Responses May 5

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    Sometimes I hear music in my dreams.

    Last night it was the whole Tarzan soundtrack. I haven't seen that movie in years but somewhere, my brain stored the music.
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 3 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 14 Responses Jul 16

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    Cant hold a conversation with anyone

    unless its about a few subjects. Hate the idea of sex but still attracted to women.But mostly attracted to older women.They seem less intimidating and more down to earth. Have bizarre obsessions about studying languages,travel,reading,and genealogy hate most music
    usernameagain9 usernameagain9 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 11

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    What if our life is just a book,

    and When we forget what we're about to say, it's just the author back spacing. I wonder what the genre of my life would be..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 8 Responses May 3

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    Apparently too weird

    for most people.
    lccs2006 lccs2006 31-35, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I really am. And I'd

    rather be weird than to be nothing at all.
    leadmenot leadmenot 16-17, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Well here goes... I collect balloons.

    Yeah... It's turned into a serious hobby. Series even inflatables too. And girly ones with princesses or whatever are harder for me to get. Gives me something to do and it's good to reuse them instead of letting them go to waste... But it sucks that nobody else does. And it also...
    srgamesalot srgamesalot 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    The worst thing about being fourteen is wanting

    to have sex alot I know first time sex is awkward but the drive is still there I REALLY WANT TO HAVE ANAL SEX it's kinda my dream
    ChristianMixson ChristianMixson 13-15, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    When he sticks it in the wrong hole haha!

    Feel free to caption this, just make sure it's funny :/
    MissIronMan MissIronMan 26-30, F 21 Responses Apr 26

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    I was petting a burrito today.

    . . didn't even notice
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Mar 1

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    Me: I need to take a shower.

    *2 hours later* *someone gets in the shower* Me: Oh my gosh. **** you. I was JUST about to go in there.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses Jul 27

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    If I had the chance to be a guy

    for a day I wouldn't even hesitate. First thing I'd do is just start windmilling right there on the spot xD
    Mselisa Mselisa 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 1

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    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 8

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    OK, so I was outside my apartment building on a

    bench, waiting for a ride from a friend. My land lord was out there talking to people that are gonna move into my building, which has 16 units. I heard him telling them that all the tenants are nice, then he told them that "Oq" (I don't like saying my real first name on here...
    OqSydSchizo16Troll OqSydSchizo16Troll 36-40, M Aug 21

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    Me reading them omg What have I gotten my self

    into 😫✌🏻️
    Dezitorsmilez Dezitorsmilez 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Growing up I always got called weird,

    I grew to like it and embraced it. Now what's becoming common is people say I'm awkward, that's not the same thing and I'm not liking it at all.
    frikkenhoudini frikkenhoudini 26-30, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    No one dies a virgin

    because at the end, life f*ckes us all
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 16

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    my hair is getting quite long,

    so relatives would ask me why don't I cut it; my relpy to them, because I want it to look like a hero from the stories that I used to listen from my culture.
    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 15

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    I am so fu*king weird.

    It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 13 Responses Oct 19, 2014

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    I have a bad feeling

    that I'm going to go to jail at least once in my lifetime. ^_^
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 9 Responses Apr 24

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    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    waitformesenpai waitformesenpai 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    Apparently lots of guys are very obsessed with

    the size of their penis. Today one of my coworkers (I think he's a pervert) asked me what size I was. When I said I didn't know, he gave me a pocket tape measure and told me to find out, because "guys need to know that sort of thing." So I took it to the bathroom and dropped it...
    waterlion waterlion 22-25, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Tonight I am wearing just a diaper,

    because I am weird and it is fun!
    bigkidtrey bigkidtrey 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    Old people always poke me at weddings

    and say "you're next" So I started doing the same at funerals.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 27

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 30 Responses Jan 10

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    Apparently Google is a stalker!

    Everyone block google now! ..............😏 Lmao
    Eve34 Eve34 18-21, F Aug 16

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    A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it

    reached the bottom of their neck, ever think about that? No, because you only think of yourself..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses May 27

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    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 26

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    i cant help but laugh

    when people advertise something to me
    waitformesenpai waitformesenpai 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have the weirdest fetishes.

    .. Not a lot of people like the same things I do.
    AwkwardSince1994 AwkwardSince1994 18-21, F 12 Responses Aug 15, 2014

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    Why can't my life be like Silver Linings

    Playbook, where I come home and meet an older, handsome guy like Bradley Cooper's character who is just as wacky and crazy as me?
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 8 Responses Aug 22

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    Wanna have some fun? Go to a bank

    and scream "NOBODY MOVE!" *scary pause* "I lost a contact lens"
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response May 11

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