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    I laid in the hallway

    and waited for someone...i scared my mom so bad ...i was like you could have turned on the lights to avoid this
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 4 Responses Feb 20

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    How are 13 year olds now,

    not going through the whole: Blue eyeshadow Braces "rawr means ily in dinosaur" Neon high tops Swag studded belts and stuff Like no, people, SUFFER LIKE I DID.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    i love weird movies

    and this animation is insane!
    SilenceYouFool SilenceYouFool 56-60 2 Responses Jun 28

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    It's funny how whenever one of my exfriends is

    in pain it's always 2 days after I stalk them on random social media. I must have like a 5th sense about it.. If you don't get the joke don't question it
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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    A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it

    reached the bottom of their neck, ever think about that? No, because you only think of yourself..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses May 27

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    being a guy after sex is like transforming back

    from being a werewolf... like "why am i so tired.... and naked"
    kunfirekun kunfirekun 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    My friend sent me a link to this Nike tank top

    because I asked what I could get my friend for her birthday, anyways, I noticed the link name, looked different. Why. The. ****. Does. It. Say. That.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    If you're going to be weird,

    be confident about it! Not everyone's going to want to be your best friend, and that's fine. Make yourself happy, & the right people will come into your life! Stay weird fam⚡️
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 23

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    i have been waking up

    and getting out of my bed 365 days for the past 13 years. That's 4745 sit ups. And not even ONE ab to show for it..?
    kunfirekun kunfirekun 22-25, M 3 Responses Jun 28

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    I love men ONLY. Everyone has a personal

    preference..., mine are men. When I get involved in a relationship, I like to make sure he has children. I love kids, and even tho I didn't have anything to do with the child being here, I still love the child/children as my very own. There's no way I could EVER treat a child...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 12 Responses a week ago

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    At first it was just a butt.

    A part that i have to hide and protect from pervs by pushing my bag behind while standing in public transportations. Now it is a butt he likes and that is the start of whole new concept. :X
    weirdWorks4me weirdWorks4me 22-25, F 14 Responses Apr 1

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    What if when we die, the light at the end of

    the tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 18 Responses May 5

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    DigiStorm DigiStorm 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I have the weirdest fetishes.

    .. Not a lot of people like the same things I do.
    AwkwardSince1994 AwkwardSince1994 18-21, F 12 Responses Aug 15, 2014

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    mayne de javu freaks me out,

    mostly the ones that come from dreaming.. makes me wonder what purpose dreams actually serve..
    kunfirekun kunfirekun 22-25, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    When I'm watching a movie

    or TV show and the characters do something I don't like, I yell at them as if they could actually hear me. I get so involved I can only imagine how hilarious it looks to other people. :)
    DreamWarriorBlake DreamWarriorBlake 22-25, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Fun fact: I feel more self-conscious dancing to

    music than I do to dancing with no music.
    dabram71 dabram71 16-17, M 19 hrs ago

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    just realized the numbers on the toaster are

    minutes...All these years i thought it was a degree for toastyness :0
    kunfirekun kunfirekun 22-25, M 7 Responses Jun 27

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    I have a bad feeling

    that I'm going to go to jail at least once in my lifetime. ^_^
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 10 Responses Apr 24

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    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 16 Responses Jan 9

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    I take offense to this,

    oh I joined this group willingly. nevermind
    mutantninjaa mutantninjaa 22-25, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    What if our life is just a book,

    and When we forget what we're about to say, it's just the author back spacing. I wonder what the genre of my life would be..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 8 Responses May 3

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    If you read enough of my stories then you would

    already know this very well. ~ Lys ♪
    LysChan LysChan 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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    Had habanero hot sauce on my finger

    and I sneezed and inhaled some of it. Ouchie
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    I am weird as h*ll if you get to know me you'll

    learn just how weird I am it makes me laugh sometimes when I think about just how f***ing strange I am
    ffhgu ffhgu 13-15, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I've had this weird habit since

    as long as I can remember. You know when your skin is pressed against something for a long enough period of time and it leaves an imprint on your skin? I have to pick and scratch at the imprint every time that happens. I feel an odd sense of satisfaction. Just like stepping on a...
    LuckyInTheSkyWithDiamonds LuckyInTheSkyWithDiamonds 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Me as a surgeon: Me: hey Fellow surgeon: hey

    what? Me: *takes out patients heart* Me: will you be my valentine? Me: lol. Fellow surgeon: please put that back
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 10 Responses Jun 28

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    I just realized I should have been Moore polite.

    I asked the puppy if he wanted to get going to get out of talking to a neighbour. After I got home I was like why didn't I just say it's too hot and I want to go home? Why the hell did I say that? I feel bad but I can't take it back.
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Old people always poke me at weddings

    and say "you're next" So I started doing the same at funerals.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 27

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    I don't want to be weird.

    But apparently the only thing that really speaks to me and that I really enjoy, is music. Especially Classical. I don't care that much for other things
    QuiteReal QuiteReal 18-21, M 5 Responses Jun 27

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    When he sticks it in the wrong hole haha!

    Feel free to caption this, just make sure it's funny :/
    MissIronMan MissIronMan 26-30, F 25 Responses Apr 26

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    I was petting a burrito today.

    . . didn't even notice
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Mar 1

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    Lia5180 Lia5180 18-21, F 18 Responses Jun 10, 2014

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    I am so fu*king weird.

    It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 14 Responses Oct 19, 2014

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    I go to bed really late

    and get up really early. Like last night, I went to bed past 12 and now it's after 7.
    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M Jun 29

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    The best things in life

    either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 10 Responses Apr 15

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    When you're mad at bae

    but he thinks you're playing. ^
    kaitfaust kaitfaust 13-15, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    it is only when a mosquito lands on your

    testicles that you realize.. there is always a way to solve problems without using violence
    kunfirekun kunfirekun 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    Wanna have some fun? Go to a bank

    and scream "NOBODY MOVE!" *scary pause* "I lost a contact lens"
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses May 11

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    Totally didn't 100% Arkham night in 15 hours.

    .. Aha I have no life :(... Food for thought: In Arkham city if you adjust your system so the date is November XX 2004 (I forget which day) then talk to calendar man, is whole rant 'I was there at the beginning and I'll be there at the end' is that to say that calendar man...
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses May 25, 2014

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    I think farts are cute,

    i burp a lot, im not skinny, i tend to talk a lot, i eat more than most do, i love Pokemon, and anime is my life. Some may call these flaws but i consider them unique traits :)
    pizza4life pizza4life 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    No one dies a virgin

    because at the end, life f*ckes us all
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 16

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    If I had the chance to be a guy

    for a day I wouldn't even hesitate. First thing I'd do is just start windmilling right there on the spot xD
    Mselisa Mselisa 18-21, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    Um, am I the only one

    who likes the smell of gasoline? Lol🙈
    Selanis Selanis 18-21, F 21 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    Why are scary movies always in creepy places,

    like a hospital or jails? I want a scary movie in Walmart, "Clean up in isle 13." "But sir, there is no isle 13." *dramatic music*
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses May 5