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    I was petting a burrito today.

    . . didn't even notice
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Mar 1

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    missmalky missmalky 18-21, T 2 Responses Jul 19

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    So talking to my friend (a girl)

    and we both hate pants, so k said we should indulge in the pantslessness together and she laughed. I didn't mean it sexually aha. Poor me not using my brain before I speak
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M Jul 17

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    I'm laying on the couch

    and I say to myself "Wynnie you need to get up and take a shower!" So I start growling/moaning and slowly lift my body up and then I just throw my body and flop on the floor and crawl in a ball and mumble "I caaaannnnnntttttt . . ." I guarantee I'm the laziest person ever
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Mar 20

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    What if our life is just a book,

    and When we forget what we're about to say, it's just the author back spacing. I wonder what the genre of my life would be..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 8 Responses May 3

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 30 Responses Jan 10

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    So I'm terrified of grasshoppers

    and I'm sitting here and one jumps onto the window outside and I just freeze. O__O lol but then it fell off the window and I laughed. Xp
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    When somebody coming out of the bathroom

    and tells me what they had to eat, and that it's blowing up in there, I don't just deal with it. I prank them on it! I act all excited and say that gotta go run in and smell it. I go in the bathroom, shut the door behind me, put my shirt over my nose, stay in there for about 10...
    gwebb15 gwebb15 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 23

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    MeadowLark4 MeadowLark4 18-21 Jul 24

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    money cant buy happiness thats

    for sure.. but it does make depression a lot more fun
    kunfirekun kunfirekun 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 23

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    1738x 1738x 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 20

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    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 16 Responses Jan 9

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    Um, am I the only one

    who likes the smell of gasoline? Lol🙈
    Selanis Selanis 18-21, F 21 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    What if when we die, the light at the end of

    the tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 18 Responses May 5

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    I have the weirdest fetishes.

    .. Not a lot of people like the same things I do.
    AwkwardSince1994 AwkwardSince1994 18-21, F 12 Responses Aug 15, 2014

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    Everyone says that know yourself!

    I know who I am. I am weird. 😉
    Jms04 Jms04 18-21, M Jul 21

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    Me: I need to take a shower.

    *2 hours later* *someone gets in the shower* Me: Oh my gosh. **** you. I was JUST about to go in there.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    My conversation of the day: Him: hey what's up?

    Me: just laying in bed Him: mmm, nothing else? Me: I'm eating cereal. Him: what would You do if I were in bed next to you Me: eat my cereal Him: what would you do if you didn't have the bowl of cereal? Me: get up, and get a bowl of cereal.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses Jul 14

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    Wanna have some fun? Go to a bank

    and scream "NOBODY MOVE!" *scary pause* "I lost a contact lens"
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses May 11

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    Mephobia: fear of becoming

    so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.
    ThisIsMarie ThisIsMarie 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 1

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    If you're going to be weird,

    be confident about it! Not everyone's going to want to be your best friend, and that's fine. Make yourself happy, & the right people will come into your life! Stay weird fam⚡️
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 23

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    Everyone is weird,there's no

    such thing as a normal person Besides being weird is fun,it gives you a sense of uniqueness
    XavierSenpai XavierSenpai 13-15, M 6 hrs ago

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    I love when it rains in summer.

    The weather still warm, just enough that you can stand out under the drops until you're soaking wet and can't give a damn about it. I love the sound of it, soothing, and the freshness it leaves in the air.
    KellerKing13 KellerKing13 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 20

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    There is nothing more satisfying

    than meeting a friend who has the exact weirdest factor as you. That way you feel less weird, because you can discuss your dorky hobbies and feel less weird because someone else enjoys the same crap. I am a grandma trapped in a 29 year old body... And I'm glad I found another...
    valentino7 valentino7 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    When you sit at an airport

    for 1 hour. And just do jack shiz
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 18-21, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    If I had the chance to be a guy

    for a day I wouldn't even hesitate. First thing I'd do is just start windmilling right there on the spot xD
    Mselisa Mselisa 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 1

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    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses May 25, 2014

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    A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it

    reached the bottom of their neck, ever think about that? No, because you only think of yourself..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses May 27

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    When my boyfriend's away I watch his favorite

    movies/shows and listen to his music to make it feel like he's still there. Apparently I act like him too. :/
    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 18

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    When any song comes on

    that you like, embrace that sh*t. Sing like nobody can hear you.
    Melissaluv Melissaluv 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Okay, so whilst watching a movie ( The Lone

    Ranger ) I heard a noise and saw my cat staring at me so being the crazy person I am asked " What?" Then I looked up at the tv and the picture of my Grandma was face down, I looked back to where my cat was and she was gone.... Next thing I know a red bird lands on my window...
    ShyGirl105 ShyGirl105 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    It's funny when your youtube playlist will go

    from ICP's if I was a serial killer to a MLP song XD I just roll with it. ^_^
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F Jul 18

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    Do you seeeeee it?!?!

    ?!? Male.... All riiiiiiight, perfectly fine young male with a dress on. ^~^ Female? No wait... Famale....... Famale... Tamale.... Tamales..... DID SOMEONE SAY TAMALES?!?!?!?!? I FREAKIN WANT SOME!!!! XD
    Eve34 Eve34 18-21, F 12 Responses 5 days ago

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    No one dies a virgin

    because at the end, life f*ckes us all
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 16

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    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 8

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    Weird is normal. Normal is weird.

    Embrace the weird XD
    turkeymachine turkeymachine 16-17, F 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I'm not a grammar nazi,

    but if I'm bored I'll start correcting everyone for fun. It's funny to see people get so annoyed. :)
    DreamWarriorBlake DreamWarriorBlake 22-25, M 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    Old people always poke me at weddings

    and say "you're next" So I started doing the same at funerals.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 27

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    It's kind of hard to face the fact

    that you'll never fit in with anyone your age
    GentlyWeepingGuitar GentlyWeepingGuitar 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    Me; every time I get in the shower,

    I think of you:) Him: aw, is it because you wish I was with you?? Me: lol nah, it's because the French word for shower is douche.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 2

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    I find it highly attractive

    when I tell a guy to go away and he keeps talking to me or if I walk away from him, he will follow me around.
    tinytinyone tinytinyone 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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    Me as a surgeon: Me: hey Fellow surgeon: hey

    what? Me: *takes out patients heart* Me: will you be my valentine? Me: lol. Fellow surgeon: please put that back
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 10 Responses Jun 28

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    I like to name my friends

    and family's cars. My brother and I share and we just got a new and I have named it Ranger Rick
    KellerKing13 KellerKing13 18-21, F Jul 19

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 14 Responses Jul 16

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    so today I was getting ready to go out,

    but all of a sudden I felt like not going anymore and cancelled on him. This has happened to me before in college, like friends will invite me to a party, I will get ready and then I change my mind...has this happened to anyone before? My mom thinks it's weird, especially...
    Julieta30 Julieta30 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    The best things in life

    either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 10 Responses Apr 15