"Hey Joey, line 396 is open, three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something"
"I'm gonna prank them so hard"
"I'm gonna say I'm Satan"
"JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A ****** MOVIE ABOUT US"
and I think it's awesome. I can't stand boring people though or those who can't have a laugh with me. Like I'm having a joke and acting strange and they be taking em serious. I think weird people are the coolest.
and I say to myself "Wynnie you need to get up and take a shower!" So I start growling/moaning and slowly lift my body up and then I just throw my body and flop on the floor and crawl in a ball and mumble "I caaaannnnnntttttt . . ." I guarantee I'm the laziest person ever
or hear the word politics, I can't help but to think of middle age men in expensive suits talking nonsense and making promises while they secretly cross their fingers. I can't help but think that this upcoming election will define the U.S. as a whole. Either way, I doubt...
Weird by other people's standards. I've never fit in, never been part of the crowd, and I've always preferred it that way. I spent so many years trying to be "not weird" that I never considered that weird might be just who I am supposed to be. Embracing it means that all the...
Me: just laying in bed
Him: mmm, nothing else?
Me: I'm eating cereal.
Him: what would You do if I were in bed next to you
Me: eat my cereal
Him: what would you do if you didn't have the bowl of cereal?
Me: get up, and get a bowl of cereal.
for no real reason and I feel that my pride is hurt, that no one loves me or even likes me, and I take a side and feel that I want to be with myself. But then I get over it and return back to normal, and it goes on like that, normal, then weird, then normal, then weird.
It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
*faked slurred speach while poking my friend, Bruce while we're in the library and he is reading a book with my other friend, Alejandro sitting across* Hey....hey.....hey.....hey....HEY!!!
Bruce: *emotionless tone* What do you want from me now Chris?
Me: *In joking tone* Give...
and fresh out of college. It's been months since I finished school, and so I've had the time to think about my life. See, the fact that I'm different never really bothered me. I'll always be weird, and I'm happy with who I am.
I never get bored, because I'm always playing...
this site. I'm weird in about 100+ ways. No one is as weird as me!!!!! No joke! I'm not kidding! If anyone thinks they're weirder then me they're wrong!! If you think ur weirder then me, i will prove u wrong!
for no reason.
I was washing my teeth this morning, for some reason, I felt like I was getting ready for school (high school), it is the same toothpaste I use everyday, but this morning, its taste made my brain feel (yes my brain has feelings) like I am washing my teeth in a...