I Am Weird

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    So, I am very weird, my friends don't

    understand me and neither do my parents. I bottle up my feelings and wear a mask to show my emotions, I am not emo though. My favorite color is pink and I love peppermint mochas. I wear sweaters and combat boots and I don't give a damn.
    KawaiiChan23 KawaiiChan23
    13-15, F
    1 Response Mar 23
    Geekjunk Geekjunk
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Feb 5, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    26 Responses Jan 10, 2015

    Me: I need to take a shower.

    *2 hours later* *someone gets in the shower* Me: Oh my gosh. **** you. I was JUST about to go in there.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jul 27, 2015

    Apparently too weird

    for most people.
    lccs2006 lccs2006
    31-35, F
    19 Responses Sep 2, 2015

    I am. It's true. And you know what?

    I LOVE it. Weird people are the interesting people, the people who dream, the people who stand out. I could not handle being normal. In fact, I don't trust normal. It makes me uncomfortable. I would much rather be around the people that society is wary of for being different...
    thecraziestpanda thecraziestpanda
    26-30, M
    Mar 4

    I am so fu*king weird.

    It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
    JennyAB JennyAB
    18-21, F
    11 Responses Oct 19, 2014

    I must be too weird even

    for this site it seems. then again I am a winged wolf serpent
    Thewingedwolfserpent Thewingedwolfserpent
    56-60, M
    1 Response Feb 21

    I am weird, I will always be weird

    and do random stuff but I am an extrovert-introvert haha, if that makes sense.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 17

    Um, am I the only one

    who likes the smell of gasoline? Lol🙈
    Selanis Selanis
    18-21, F
    16 Responses Jun 9, 2014

    Enough said xP I'm just a fruit loop living in

    a bowl of Cheerios I just like to make people laugh and smile one unique thing about me when I'm sad or crying I don't stay in that mood for long my friends always get me laughing again and I'm always looking at the positive side of things I'd rather be weird any day them be...
    Dezitorsmilez Dezitorsmilez
    18-21, F
    Mar 5

    I am dying to know which wax museum is the best

    for my sculpture. Isn't that weird?
    whyacinth whyacinth
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 24

    When he sticks it in the wrong hole haha!

    Feel free to caption this, just make sure it's funny :/
    MissIronMan MissIronMan
    26-30, F
    17 Responses Apr 26, 2015

    Studying for a test I hate studying

    for tests I rather ********** than study over 25 questions😂
    YourSecretAdmire22 YourSecretAdmire22
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 29

    Okay, so, they say that bill Cosby molested a

    girl in the playboy mansion when she was just 15. But like.. Why the hell was a 15 year old in the playboy mansion.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jul 23, 2015

    The best things in life

    either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Apr 15, 2015

    When cleaning my bathtub,

    I use clothing detergent instead of bathroom products. It gets the job done. :D
    Cutiepeachpie Cutiepeachpie
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 5
    Ohanablue Ohanablue
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Apr 12
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Sep 1, 2015

    I prefer to be out of the ordinary.

    Being weird makes me interesting. I tend to associate myself with weird people. It's a good thing.
    CheezItz CheezItz
    46-50, M
    1 Response Feb 28

    I just killed a fly intentionally

    because I'd accidentally smushed it a bit trying to get it out of my face, and I thought it'd be more merciful to bring upon a quick and easy death than to let it die slowly in pain. Now I feel sick in the stomach for having killed a life, even though it was just a fly...
    Letmebee Letmebee
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 12

    I have something I've never told anyone.

    (So I have absolutely no idea why I'm sharing it on social media). Here we go: One of my experiences are about Maladaptive Daydreaming. I have this. Which means I dream up very detailed stories. I have a type of story I make up. You know, how when you watch a movie, or read a...
    Harryp0tter Harryp0tter
    13-15, F
    4 Responses Feb 23
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Mar 24

    I was working late earlier,

    and there were only two other colleagues in the office with me. They were getting ready to leave when I realised all had gone quiet. I looked up from my screen to see the two of them looking down at their phones, just standing still and silent. They were so still.... that...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 7
    Maddie2000 Maddie2000
    16-17, T
    2 Responses Feb 27
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    14 Responses May 25, 2014

    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde
    13-15, F
    4 Responses Jan 8, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    12 Responses Jul 16, 2015

    Old people always poke me at weddings

    and say "you're next" So I started doing the same at funerals.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Mar 27, 2015

    What if when we die, the light at the end of

    the tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    14 Responses May 5, 2015

    My conversation of the day: Him: hey what's up?

    Me: just laying in bed Him: mmm, nothing else? Me: I'm eating cereal. Him: what would You do if I were in bed next to you Me: eat my cereal Him: what would you do if you didn't have the bowl of cereal? Me: get up, and get a bowl of cereal.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jul 14, 2015

    i like humping the bed

    or pillow barefoot
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 6

    I should not be allowed on the internet

    when I'm tired but also in a good mood as I tend to "talk" a lot. I write a lot when I'm in this kind of mood. Nothing bad, just random stuff and hopefully helpful advice for others lol.
    CannibalisticUnicorn CannibalisticUnicorn
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 26

    I slept naked at my uncles.

    ..and they were embarrassed to find me at the kitchen late midnight at the fridge holding a bottle of water...
    swtlve swtlve
    22-25
    1 Response Apr 16

    I want someone to discover the darkness in me,

    find connection with it, consume it and fall in love with it.
    FauxPasitive FauxPasitive
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 28

    My sister walked in at the worst possible time

    and saw me looking at masculine contouring videos ( ; _ ; ) god help me
    RachelDare RachelDare
    16-17
    Feb 28

    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    14 Responses Jan 9, 2015

    I'm a hardcore feminist,

    but at the same time, I'm strangely fascinated by BDSM and stuff like that! Yet, I find it degrading and horrible, and it makes me mad, but I also fantasize about it... WHAT'S GOING ON?!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 22

    I really hate it when I accidentally stay on

    someone's profile too long and like too many of their things probably creeping them out..
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Mar 23

    A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it

    reached the bottom of their neck, ever think about that? No, because you only think of yourself..
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 27, 2015

    Cannibalistic UNICORNS!

    I shall draw one soon!
    CannibalisticUnicorn CannibalisticUnicorn
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Mar 20
    CluelessAsF CluelessAsF
    18-21, F
    16 Responses Jan 29

    Love me? Great Hate me?

    Even better Think I am ugly? Don?t look at me Do not know me? Don?t judge me Think you know me? You have no idea.
    heartless0000 heartless0000
    18-21, M
    5 Responses Dec 21, 2014

    I'm laying on the couch

    and I say to myself "Wynnie you need to get up and take a shower!" So I start growling/moaning and slowly lift my body up and then I just throw my body and flop on the floor and crawl in a ball and mumble "I caaaannnnnntttttt . . ." I guarantee I'm the laziest person ever
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 20, 2015

    The average good ******** makes 6 figures a

    year. 500 dollars a day, 2,500 per week, and 10k per month. So, if medical school doesn't work out, guess who's throwing her *** in a circle? Yes *****, me.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Aug 4, 2015

    I'm weird. I hang out with a group of friends

    regularly and there's a female friend also there. She's very attractive, has a great personality and even geekier than I am, and I wouldn't mind if we started something more. Or so I thought... She's amazing and would fit me when it comes to hobbies, interests, etc, and her...
    Junkard Junkard
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 27
    chiefLobo chiefLobo
    18-21, M
    Mar 20

    I'm weird, deal with it.

    If you have a problem with it, fight me *****.
    CyanideBitch CyanideBitch
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Oct 4, 2015

    I feel so weird today.

    Come feel me.
    hoecaine hoecaine
    18-21, F
    11 Responses Dec 14, 2015

    Why am I so strange..

    Then I feel so normal.. I can't ever express myself the way others do.. Sighh..
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 23

    People often ask me, "How do you get your

    eyebrows to be so perfect?" to which I say, "Girls." Yes, it actually happened. A girl wanted to do my makeup and she also did my eyebrows, and now I try to keep them that way because she said, quote: "Perfection." If that doesn't prove my weirdness, I don't know what will. :p
    2byoung 2byoung
    22-25, M
    Apr 15

    Today I gave blood for the first time!

    :) It was kind of a weird experience because I just wouldn't bleed. Two nurses came over and confirmed that the needle was directly in my vein, but no blood was going into it. They pulled the needle out and no blood came out even then. They were completely baffled. One nurse...
    Hush92 Hush92
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 2

    Me as a surgeon: Me: hey Fellow surgeon: hey

    what? Me: *takes out patients heart* Me: will you be my valentine? Me: lol. Fellow surgeon: please put that back
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Jun 28, 2015

    Do you ever go into your room

    and pretend to make "a kingdom of isolation" with ur magical princess ice powers while singing? Cuz same.
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 4

    I know I'm super weird.

    I'm always on EP after all! I don't really care tho...lol ;) Stay weird.
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Oct 29, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Sep 26, 2015

    If you're going to be weird,

    be confident about it! Not everyone's going to want to be your best friend, and that's fine. Make yourself happy, & the right people will come into your life! Stay weird fam⚡️
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 23, 2015

    Imagine if a Ouija board was like an afterlife

    call center "Hey Joey, line 396 is open, three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something" "I'm gonna prank them so hard" "Joey no" "I'm gonna say I'm Satan" "JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A ****** MOVIE ABOUT US"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 30, 2015

    I'm a weird person and

    when you get to know me I'm even weirder cause i get comfortable around you
    PurpleMonkey34 PurpleMonkey34
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 28
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