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    A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it

    reached the bottom of their neck, ever think about that? No, because you only think of yourself..
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 27, 2015

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    I don't know what it is,

    but once I start working on a hand-written project (scrapbooks, for example) I would get overly critical. If I spelt a word wrong or my handwriting isn't neat enough by my standard, I would get so mad that I actually tear the whole page that I've written and rewrite it back from...
    isolophilic isolophilic 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    So Bdubs had this sauce called salted caramel

    bbq awhile back. I found it very tasty but my friends always thought it was weird and gross, haha. I still order them whenever I dine there. Yes, they would still make it for you if you want it. When you get the chance, try them. Trust me, they're good!
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin 18-21, F Jan 27

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    Well when it comes to this we're all weird.

    I mean who hasn't walked into a room and forgot why the hell they walked in there in the first place. I've done that so many times in my life that I'd be a billionaire by age 8 and my parents didn't need to get shot in an alley for that to happen Speaking of that. Wanna hear a...
    EternalLuckyGuy EternalLuckyGuy 13-15, M Jan 12

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    If I had the chance to be a guy

    for a day I wouldn't even hesitate. First thing I'd do is just start windmilling right there on the spot xD
    Mselisa Mselisa 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2015

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    I know I'm super weird.

    I'm always on EP after all! I don't really care tho...lol ;) Stay weird.
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 9 Responses Oct 29, 2015

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    It my family fault. When people here have a

    fever we put onions or potato in their socks to help them cool down. This is why I blame them for my weirdness.
    MasterHatter12OZ MasterHatter12OZ 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    I am so fu*king weird.

    It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 11 Responses Oct 19, 2014

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    Wtf I was literally like a little boy I swear

    to god What was I even doing I look like such a creepy
    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 21

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    I saw this on tumblr

    and I almost died of laughter
    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    If you're going to be weird,

    be confident about it! Not everyone's going to want to be your best friend, and that's fine. Make yourself happy, & the right people will come into your life! Stay weird fam⚡️
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 23, 2015

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    When he sticks it in the wrong hole haha!

    Feel free to caption this, just make sure it's funny :/
    MissIronMan MissIronMan 26-30, F 20 Responses Apr 26, 2015

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    Me as a surgeon: Me: hey Fellow surgeon: hey

    what? Me: *takes out patients heart* Me: will you be my valentine? Me: lol. Fellow surgeon: please put that back
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jun 28, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 13 Responses Jul 16, 2015

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    i love the smell of blood

    and raw beef but the taste makes me wanna throw up. i cant sleep without music on so i have my headphones on when i go to bed.
    dollarsigns dollarsigns 16-17, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I feel so weird today.

    Come feel me.
    hoecaine hoecaine 18-21, F 12 Responses Dec 14, 2015

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    The average good ******** makes 6 figures a

    year. 500 dollars a day, 2,500 per week, and 10k per month. So, if medical school doesn't work out, guess who's throwing her *** in a circle? Yes *****, me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Aug 4, 2015

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    and people need to accept

    that people are weird
    aby2015 aby2015 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    I'm laying on the couch

    and I say to myself "Wynnie you need to get up and take a shower!" So I start growling/moaning and slowly lift my body up and then I just throw my body and flop on the floor and crawl in a ball and mumble "I caaaannnnnntttttt . . ." I guarantee I'm the laziest person ever
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Mar 20, 2015

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    Imagine if a Ouija board was like an afterlife

    call center "Hey Joey, line 396 is open, three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something" "I'm gonna prank them so hard" "Joey no" "I'm gonna say I'm Satan" "JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A ****** MOVIE ABOUT US"
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 30, 2015

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    because everyone's got this strange thing going

    on where they think its important to make a family or a career or just to fit into society. idk why they glamorize it. i'm like the opposite of any common teenager you would find in my generation. i have no idea what most of all these stupid famous people are, i have never...
    marieskrolansolveigh marieskrolansolveigh 16-17, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    This is so weird; when i think my head hurts it

    will really hurt. When i think something might be itchy or itchy it will be really itchy wtf
    treasure1212 treasure1212 16-17, F 5 Responses Jan 13

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    i have a weird personality,

    im into weird things but i like to think it means i can empathise with a wider range of people :)
    gassysitter gassysitter 26-30, M Jan 7

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    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Sep 1, 2015

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    My conversation of the day: Him: hey what's up?

    Me: just laying in bed Him: mmm, nothing else? Me: I'm eating cereal. Him: what would You do if I were in bed next to you Me: eat my cereal Him: what would you do if you didn't have the bowl of cereal? Me: get up, and get a bowl of cereal.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 14, 2015

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    I'm one of those people

    who often got lost no matter where they are. It's been two years and I'm still confused by the layout of my school and found myself in wrong classrooms than the one I'm supposed to be in one time too many. It was so embarrassing.
    isolophilic isolophilic 16-17, F Jan 28

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    Okay, so, they say that bill Cosby molested a

    girl in the playboy mansion when she was just 15. But like.. Why the hell was a 15 year old in the playboy mansion.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 23, 2015

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    bigbangFACTS bigbangFACTS 41-45, M 3 Responses Jan 11

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    CluelessAsF CluelessAsF 18-21, F 22 Responses Jan 29

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    I went to a baby shower yesterday

    that came complete with pretty streamers, diaper cakes and printed napkins that showed a baby carriage that said "It's a girl". I ended up in the corner drawing on my napkin making the baby carriage look like something out of Ben Hur and blood dripping off the spikes. My...
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 18

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    Geekjunk Geekjunk 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 5, 2015

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    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Jan 9, 2015

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    Some people may think

    that the above table showing my tracking of my mood and my exercising since February 2014 is a bit excessive. I probably should not mention them that when I first got into orchids as a hobby I had individual orchids on separate watering schedules because of different pot size...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    Don't believe me? But I really am.

    For instance I... - love waking up early, don't like staying up late; - don't like ice cream; - don't particularly like chocolate; - rarely listen to music; - never watch television; - don't have Facebook; - don't like celebrating my birthday; - don't like talking; - and I...
    FeetAreFantastic FeetAreFantastic 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 24

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    The best things in life

    either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Apr 15, 2015

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    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 8, 2015

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    So I made a bucket list,

    it's quite weird. 1: walk around Central Park in a toga throwing tootsie rolls at old people 2: lay in a giant pool of chocolate syrup 3: go to a rave 4: break into some old abandoned building 5: work inside a haunted house 6: go to Serbia 7: throw waffles out of an...
    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 7 Responses Jan 10

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    Sometimes I really hate it

    when people write "is not uncommon" instead of "is common" Why tf do you want to confuse my stupid brain
    redDya91 redDya91 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 17

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    I am an ambivert and asexual

    but I get bisexual at times lol Life is really short so I prefer doing everything that I can :") But I'm really weird too At times my energy just simply drops and I get bored so I leave the thing that I was doing. I just wanted to say this somewhere lol
    VibesandStares VibesandStares 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    I don't think anyone here is weird.

    You're all unique and special in your own way. That is what makes people desirable and fun to be around.
    illusionists illusionists 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses May 25, 2014

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    Um, am I the only one

    who likes the smell of gasoline? Lol🙈
    Selanis Selanis 18-21, F 18 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    okay so i'm super super weird

    and sarcastic at the same time. and it gets really....uhh i don't even knlow! so before you message you should know that. anything i say could be meant for as a sarcastic thing. lmao sorry (no i'm not)
    justJjta justJjta 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 11

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    lbvabelen lbvabelen 26-30, F 7 Responses Jan 12

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    Me: I need to take a shower.

    *2 hours later* *someone gets in the shower* Me: Oh my gosh. **** you. I was JUST about to go in there.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 27, 2015

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