It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
the size of their penis. Today one of my coworkers (I think he's a pervert) asked me what size I was. When I said I didn't know, he gave me a pocket tape measure and told me to find out, because "guys need to know that sort of thing."
So I took it to the bathroom and dropped it...
bench, waiting for a ride from a friend. My land lord was out there talking to people that are gonna move into my building, which has 16 units. I heard him telling them that all the tenants are nice, then he told them that "Oq" (I don't like saying my real first name on here...
Yeah... It's turned into a serious hobby. Series even inflatables too. And girly ones with princesses or whatever are harder for me to get. Gives me something to do and it's good to reuse them instead of letting them go to waste... But it sucks that nobody else does. And it also...
Me: just laying in bed
Him: mmm, nothing else?
Me: I'm eating cereal.
Him: what would You do if I were in bed next to you
Me: eat my cereal
Him: what would you do if you didn't have the bowl of cereal?
Me: get up, and get a bowl of cereal.