I Am Weird

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    I'm weird, deal with it.

    If you have a problem with it, fight me *****.
    CyanideBitch CyanideBitch
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Oct 4, 2015

    I am. It's true. And you know what?

    I LOVE it. Weird people are the interesting people, the people who dream, the people who stand out. I could not handle being normal. In fact, I don't trust normal. It makes me uncomfortable. I would much rather be around the people that society is wary of for being different...
    thecraziestpanda thecraziestpanda
    26-30, M
    Mar 4, 2016

    Me as a surgeon: Me: hey Fellow surgeon: hey

    what? Me: *takes out patients heart* Me: will you be my valentine? Me: lol. Fellow surgeon: please put that back
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    8 Responses Jun 28, 2015

    I really hate it when I accidentally stay on

    someone's profile too long and like too many of their things probably creeping them out..
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    7 Responses Mar 23, 2016

    Apparently too weird

    for most people.
    lccs2006 lccs2006
    36-40, F
    18 Responses Sep 2, 2015

    Imagine if a Ouija board was like an afterlife

    call center "Hey Joey, line 396 is open, three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something" "I'm gonna prank them so hard" "Joey no" "I'm gonna say I'm Satan" "JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A ****** MOVIE ABOUT US"
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    2 Responses Oct 30, 2015
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    9 Responses Sep 26, 2015

    Okay, so, they say that bill Cosby molested a

    girl in the playboy mansion when she was just 15. But like.. Why the hell was a 15 year old in the playboy mansion.
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    4 Responses Jul 23, 2015
    chiefLobo chiefLobo
    22-25, M
    Mar 20, 2016
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    25 Responses Jan 10, 2015

    I am dying to know which wax museum is the best

    for my sculpture. Isn't that weird?
    whyacinth whyacinth
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 24, 2016

    I'm weird. I hang out with a group of friends

    regularly and there's a female friend also there. She's very attractive, has a great personality and even geekier than I am, and I wouldn't mind if we started something more. Or so I thought... She's amazing and would fit me when it comes to hobbies, interests, etc, and her...
    Junkard Junkard
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 27, 2016

    I should not be allowed on the internet

    when I'm tired but also in a good mood as I tend to "talk" a lot. I write a lot when I'm in this kind of mood. Nothing bad, just random stuff and hopefully helpful advice for others lol.
    CannibalisticUnicorn CannibalisticUnicorn
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 26, 2016

    Cannibalistic UNICORNS!

    I shall draw one soon!
    CannibalisticUnicorn CannibalisticUnicorn
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 20, 2016

    I am so fu*king weird.

    It's like: I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet. I don't give a **** about anything, but in the same time I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but I'm completely fabulous. I need help. :D
    JennyAB JennyAB
    18-21, F
    11 Responses Oct 19, 2014
    Geekjunk Geekjunk
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Feb 5, 2015

    I prefer to be out of the ordinary.

    Being weird makes me interesting. I tend to associate myself with weird people. It's a good thing.
    CheezItz CheezItz
    46-50, M
    1 Response Feb 28, 2016

    What if when we die, the light at the end of

    the tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina.
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    12 Responses May 5, 2015

    I feel so weird today.

    Come feel me.
    hoecaine hoecaine
    22-25, F
    11 Responses Dec 14, 2015

    If you're going to be weird,

    be confident about it! Not everyone's going to want to be your best friend, and that's fine. Make yourself happy, & the right people will come into your life! Stay weird fam⚡️
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 23, 2015
    Ohanablue Ohanablue
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Apr 12, 2016

    Me: I need to take a shower.

    *2 hours later* *someone gets in the shower* Me: Oh my gosh. **** you. I was JUST about to go in there.
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    3 Responses Jul 27, 2015

    I am weird, I will always be weird

    and do random stuff but I am an extrovert-introvert haha, if that makes sense.
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    Apr 17, 2016

    yes i'm i don't know how to function in the

    real world! i wish i could be a different person a normal regular simple person but i'm not! it sucks i don't even think that someone really like me, at the end it seems everybody prefer to run away from me! maybe i'm a horrible bad person and i haven't take any conscious of...
    kinskibu kinskibu
    Feb 21, 2016

    I'm a weird person and

    when you get to know me I'm even weirder cause i get comfortable around you
    PurpleMonkey34 PurpleMonkey34
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 28, 2016
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    4 Responses Sep 1, 2015
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    12 Responses Jul 16, 2015

    Old people always poke me at weddings

    and say "you're next" So I started doing the same at funerals.
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    5 Responses Mar 27, 2015

    I just killed a fly intentionally

    because I'd accidentally smushed it a bit trying to get it out of my face, and I thought it'd be more merciful to bring upon a quick and easy death than to let it die slowly in pain. Now I feel sick in the stomach for having killed a life, even though it was just a fly...
    Letmebee Letmebee
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 12, 2016

    My conversation of the day: Him: hey what's up?

    Me: just laying in bed Him: mmm, nothing else? Me: I'm eating cereal. Him: what would You do if I were in bed next to you Me: eat my cereal Him: what would you do if you didn't have the bowl of cereal? Me: get up, and get a bowl of cereal.
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    4 Responses Jul 14, 2015

    I slept naked at my uncles.

    ..and they were embarrassed to find me at the kitchen late midnight at the fridge holding a bottle of water...
    swtlve swtlve
    1 Response Apr 16, 2016

    The average good ******** makes 6 figures a

    year. 500 dollars a day, 2,500 per week, and 10k per month. So, if medical school doesn't work out, guess who's throwing her *** in a circle? Yes *****, me.
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    10 Responses Aug 4, 2015

    I know I'm super weird.

    I'm always on EP after all! I don't really care tho...lol ;) Stay weird.
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Oct 29, 2015

    A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it

    reached the bottom of their neck, ever think about that? No, because you only think of yourself..
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    3 Responses May 27, 2015

    My sister walked in at the worst possible time

    and saw me looking at masculine contouring videos ( ; _ ; ) god help me
    RachelDare RachelDare
    Feb 28, 2016

    Today I gave blood for the first time!

    :) It was kind of a weird experience because I just wouldn't bleed. Two nurses came over and confirmed that the needle was directly in my vein, but no blood was going into it. They pulled the needle out and no blood came out even then. They were completely baffled. One nurse...
    Hush92 Hush92
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 2, 2016

    So, I am very weird, my friends don't

    understand me and neither do my parents. I bottle up my feelings and wear a mask to show my emotions, I am not emo though. My favorite color is pink and I love peppermint mochas. I wear sweaters and combat boots and I don't give a damn.
    KawaiiChan23 KawaiiChan23
    13-15, F
    1 Response Mar 23, 2016

    Why am I so strange..

    Then I feel so normal.. I can't ever express myself the way others do.. Sighh..
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    3 Responses Mar 23, 2016

    I'm a hardcore feminist,

    but at the same time, I'm strangely fascinated by BDSM and stuff like that! Yet, I find it degrading and horrible, and it makes me mad, but I also fantasize about it... WHAT'S GOING ON?!
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    2 Responses Mar 22, 2016

    Love me? Great Hate me?

    Even better Think I am ugly? Don?t look at me Do not know me? Don?t judge me Think you know me? You have no idea.
    heartless0000 heartless0000
    18-21, M
    5 Responses Dec 21, 2014

    Do you ever go into your room

    and pretend to make "a kingdom of isolation" with ur magical princess ice powers while singing? Cuz same.
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 4, 2016

    Enough said xP I'm just a fruit loop living in

    a bowl of Cheerios I just like to make people laugh and smile one unique thing about me when I'm sad or crying I don't stay in that mood for long my friends always get me laughing again and I'm always looking at the positive side of things I'd rather be weird any day them be...
    Dezitorsmilez Dezitorsmilez
    18-21, F
    Mar 5, 2016

    The best things in life

    either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.
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    5 Responses Apr 15, 2015

    I must be too weird even

    for this site it seems. then again I am a winged wolf serpent
    Thewingedwolfserpent Thewingedwolfserpent
    56-60, M
    1 Response Feb 21, 2016

    I'm laying on the couch

    and I say to myself "Wynnie you need to get up and take a shower!" So I start growling/moaning and slowly lift my body up and then I just throw my body and flop on the floor and crawl in a ball and mumble "I caaaannnnnntttttt . . ." I guarantee I'm the laziest person ever
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    3 Responses Mar 20, 2015

    i like humping the bed

    or pillow barefoot
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    Mar 6, 2016

    I have something I've never told anyone.

    (So I have absolutely no idea why I'm sharing it on social media). Here we go: One of my experiences are about Maladaptive Daydreaming. I have this. Which means I dream up very detailed stories. I have a type of story I make up. You know, how when you watch a movie, or read a...
    Harryp0tter Harryp0tter
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Feb 23, 2016
    Maddie2000 Maddie2000
    16-17, T
    2 Responses Feb 27, 2016

    When he sticks it in the wrong hole haha!

    Feel free to caption this, just make sure it's funny :/
    MissIronMan MissIronMan
    26-30, F
    17 Responses Apr 26, 2015

    People often ask me, "How do you get your

    eyebrows to be so perfect?" to which I say, "Girls." Yes, it actually happened. A girl wanted to do my makeup and she also did my eyebrows, and now I try to keep them that way because she said, quote: "Perfection." If that doesn't prove my weirdness, I don't know what will. :p
    2byoung 2byoung
    22-25, M
    Apr 15, 2016

    Studying for a test I hate studying

    for tests I rather ********** than study over 25 questions😂
    YourSecretAdmire22 YourSecretAdmire22
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 29, 2016
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    14 Responses May 25, 2014

    I was working late earlier,

    and there were only two other colleagues in the office with me. They were getting ready to leave when I realised all had gone quiet. I looked up from my screen to see the two of them looking down at their phones, just standing still and silent. They were so still.... that...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    4 Responses Mar 7, 2016
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Mar 24, 2016

    Um, am I the only one

    who likes the smell of gasoline? Lol🙈
    Selanis Selanis
    22-25, F
    16 Responses Jun 9, 2014

    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Jan 8, 2015
    CluelessAsF CluelessAsF
    18-21, F
    16 Responses Jan 29, 2016

    I want someone to discover the darkness in me,

    find connection with it, consume it and fall in love with it.
    FauxPasitive FauxPasitive
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 28, 2016

    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
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    14 Responses Jan 9, 2015
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