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    Okay, so, they say that bill Cosby molested a

    girl in the playboy mansion when she was just 15. But like.. Why the hell was a 15 year old in the playboy mansion.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 23, 2015

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    Old people always poke me at weddings

    and say "you're next" So I started doing the same at funerals.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Mar 27, 2015

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    The best things in life

    either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Apr 15, 2015

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    Apparently too weird

    for most people.
    lccs2006 lccs2006 31-35, F 20 Responses Sep 2, 2015

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    I feel so weird today.

    Come feel me.
    hoecaine hoecaine 18-21, F 12 Responses Dec 14, 2015

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    So Bdubs had this sauce called salted caramel

    bbq awhile back. I found it very tasty but my friends always thought it was weird and gross, haha. I still order them whenever I dine there. Yes, they would still make it for you if you want it. When you get the chance, try them. Trust me, they're good!
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin 18-21, F Jan 27

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    If you're going to be weird,

    be confident about it! Not everyone's going to want to be your best friend, and that's fine. Make yourself happy, & the right people will come into your life! Stay weird fam⚡️
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 23, 2015

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    I don't think anyone here is weird.

    You're all unique and special in your own way. That is what makes people desirable and fun to be around.
    illusionists illusionists 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    I'm sixteen in less than a month

    and the only thing I'm excited about is donating my blood... I'm -O so I'm a universal donor! I would be excited about being able to drive later at night but I don't have a car or a drivers license or anything. So... Yay imma help people who need blood!
    RachelDare RachelDare 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 2

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    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Sep 26, 2015

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    Do people really expect me to quit eating bad

    food when they post the whole "what's REALLY in your food?" Articles? Like I could die tomorrow, now hand me a hot dog.
    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Geekjunk Geekjunk 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 5, 2015

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    Anytime I feel like my life turns to ****,

    I remember that episode of the trailer park boys where bubbles cats got taken away and I suddenly feel better
    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    i love the smell of blood

    and raw beef but the taste makes me wanna throw up. i cant sleep without music on so i have my headphones on when i go to bed.
    dollarsigns dollarsigns 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 5

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    CluelessAsF CluelessAsF 18-21, F 22 Responses Jan 29

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    This morning I woke up

    and looked at the clock; it was 6:14am. My alarm was to go off at 6:15am. I just kind of laughed when I saw it, sat up and waited for it to go off. :) This happens so much and it's so great lol
    TheGirlYouNeverKnew TheGirlYouNeverKnew 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 28

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    I saw this on tumblr

    and I almost died of laughter
    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    *eats 4 slices of pizza* I'm

    so full *eats 4 more slices*
    Trinityde Trinityde 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 8, 2015

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    If I had the chance to be a guy

    for a day I wouldn't even hesitate. First thing I'd do is just start windmilling right there on the spot xD
    Mselisa Mselisa 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 1, 2015

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    Me as a surgeon: Me: hey Fellow surgeon: hey

    what? Me: *takes out patients heart* Me: will you be my valentine? Me: lol. Fellow surgeon: please put that back
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jun 28, 2015

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    Imagine if a Ouija board was like an afterlife

    call center "Hey Joey, line 396 is open, three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something" "I'm gonna prank them so hard" "Joey no" "I'm gonna say I'm Satan" "JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A ****** MOVIE ABOUT US"
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 30, 2015

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    Sometimes, I'm genuinely full of curiosity,

    to the level that I will question and doubt every single thing in this life.. But most of the time, I'm just bored, so stupid questions come out from my brain.. Can't really tell the difference though
    redDya91 redDya91 22-25, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I know I'm super weird.

    I'm always on EP after all! I don't really care tho...lol ;) Stay weird.
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 9 Responses Oct 29, 2015

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    I'm one of those people

    who often got lost no matter where they are. It's been two years and I'm still confused by the layout of my school and found myself in wrong classrooms than the one I'm supposed to be in one time too many. It was so embarrassing.
    LeneAna LeneAna 16-17, F Jan 28

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    Um, am I the only one

    who likes the smell of gasoline? Lol🙈
    Selanis Selanis 18-21, F 18 Responses Jun 9, 2014

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    I am an ambivert and asexual

    but I get bisexual at times lol Life is really short so I prefer doing everything that I can :") But I'm really weird too At times my energy just simply drops and I get bored so I leave the thing that I was doing. I just wanted to say this somewhere lol
    VibesandStares VibesandStares 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    I went to a baby shower yesterday

    that came complete with pretty streamers, diaper cakes and printed napkins that showed a baby carriage that said "It's a girl". I ended up in the corner drawing on my napkin making the baby carriage look like something out of Ben Hur and blood dripping off the spikes. My...
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 18

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    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses May 25, 2014

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    Wtf I was literally like a little boy I swear

    to god What was I even doing I look like such a creepy
    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 21

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    I'm laying on the couch

    and I say to myself "Wynnie you need to get up and take a shower!" So I start growling/moaning and slowly lift my body up and then I just throw my body and flop on the floor and crawl in a ball and mumble "I caaaannnnnntttttt . . ." I guarantee I'm the laziest person ever
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Mar 20, 2015

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    I feel so bad for my neighbors

    because every now and then I feel the need to sing Hello at 3AM because why not. Then there is the awkward hand waving that looks like I should be 8 years old but I'm 17. But you know one of them has been living next door for 13 years he must have never noticed. The neighbors on...
    Freedgorgan Freedgorgan 16-17, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Don't believe me? But I really am.

    For instance I... - love waking up early, don't like staying up late; - don't like ice cream; - don't particularly like chocolate; - rarely listen to music; - never watch television; - don't have Facebook; - don't like celebrating my birthday; - don't like talking; - and I...
    FeetAreFantastic FeetAreFantastic 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 24

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    My conversation of the day: Him: hey what's up?

    Me: just laying in bed Him: mmm, nothing else? Me: I'm eating cereal. Him: what would You do if I were in bed next to you Me: eat my cereal Him: what would you do if you didn't have the bowl of cereal? Me: get up, and get a bowl of cereal.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 14, 2015

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    I have these pet peeves

    that really stand out. When things don't go as expected after a certain change, I will try to put things back as it was before, hoping for the miracle to resume! I just put my pet peeve above any rational thought. And it takes me ages to realise that...I should not have...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 5

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    Am canceling Monday everyone.

    Y'all go back to bed.
    dorkgerdo dorkgerdo 46-50 5 Responses Jan 18

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    I'm weird, deal with it.

    If you have a problem with it, fight me *****.
    CyanideBitch CyanideBitch 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 4, 2015

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    I kinda hope the world ends

    before I'm 80...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Jan 9, 2015

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    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 9 Responses Jan 21

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    joe282828 joe282828 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it

    reached the bottom of their neck, ever think about that? No, because you only think of yourself..
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 27, 2015

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    I'm not your average seventeen-year-old male

    teenager. I'm short for my age, I've yet to grow much facial hair, my voice isn't as deep as it could be. I'm not into sports, I'm more of an artistic type of guy. I'm not good in crowds unless that crowd of people is my group of friends. Oh, and I'm bisexual. I scream like a...
    TheDarkestZero TheDarkestZero 16-17, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Sometimes I really hate it

    when people write "is not uncommon" instead of "is common" Why tf do you want to confuse my stupid brain
    redDya91 redDya91 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 17

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    It my family fault. When people here have a

    fever we put onions or potato in their socks to help them cool down. This is why I blame them for my weirdness.
    MasterHatter12OZ MasterHatter12OZ 18-21, M Feb 4

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    and people need to accept

    that people are weird
    aby2015 aby2015 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 25

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