I Am Witty, Funny, and Sometimes Sarcastic

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    Sarcastic But Never Mean-Spirited.

    I am sarcastic and I realize the pitfalls of being so. You can be misunderstood and taken serious when you do not mean to be so. Although, I love sarcastic wit, I do not like people who are just mean and use this to cover that up by saying stupid shi** like "I'm just me deal with...
    epithany44 epithany44
    46-50, F
    May 14, 2013

    I said this before to someone

    who got outrageously snarky about the love of my life in a conversation we had, and I just wanted to share what I said. "He goes for mature women, not little girls. If you wanna play with the big girls, be prepared. When it comes to the man of my heart, I play hardball not...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti
    36-40, F
    Feb 5, 2014

    Very Sarcastic

    My best friend and I are very sarcastic, perhaps to much, but enough to can expect us to use sacasim where ever possible. Sometimes our mouths get us into a little bit of trouble from our parents (belive the Death-Stare our mum's have is frightful sight indeed). ah well anything...
    JMunJump JMunJump
    18-21, M
    Oct 4, 2011

    I Love My Sarcasm(:

    Sometimes people don't understand my sarcasm, not because it isn't good, in my opinion, but because they are not simply capable to understand it, lacking of intelligence finally seems to be affecting the best of the country. My aspiration is to be like Oscar Wilde or, believe...
    Tuacantante Tuacantante
    13-15, F
    Sep 11, 2010

    I Dont Have a Title For This One

    I really enjoy making people laugh, and being sarcastic....but not a mean sarcastic. liek in a funny way!
    McLovinthegirl McLovinthegirl
    18-21, F
    Jun 22, 2008

    Who Me?

      It's the only way I survive.
    missadventurer missadventurer
    22-25, F
    Jan 13, 2010

    At the Right Moment

    Yeah, I love sarcasm... but, I know when to use it! Never when it could be hurtful. But it is my style of humor, yep. People actually laugh at my jokes. lol.
    VincentValentine VincentValentine
    31-35, M
    Sep 11, 2009

    I Give

    All right, you beat it out of me...I'm pretty much always sarcastic. In all fairness, though I'll make you laugh (or cry, depends on the comment).
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Feb 7, 2008

    I Love the Sarcasm.. It Brings Out the True Nature.

    I am me. so i am witty.. i am sarcastic... i can be a real b*tch.. and i can be your best friend. i'm assorted personalities matched into one person. and i love it that way. no, i'm not egotistic, i'm just me.... and i'm always up for a challenge... lol
    Ella06 Ella06
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Feb 11, 2008

    But One Things Remains True!

    I am always just having mutual fun. I don't condone or participate in having fun at others expense, or trolling peoples misery for comedy material. Unless it's my own life, then it's fair game apparently, lol.
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    1 Response Feb 24, 2011

    My daughter just got her first job.

    .she is so excited about getting her first paycheck. She said..Mama..when I get paid, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and buy the coffee for the guy behind me..to pay it forward..I just laughed and said..why not buy your Moms a coffee instead, since I gave birth to you and instead of...
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jul 14, 2014
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    1 Response Sep 4, 2014


    my aim is to become as witty and funny as Oscar Wilde. intelligent humor like his is something to be admired.
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Dec 21, 2008

    So Lame

    oh ok so this is my story, I enjoy being an *** sometimes cuz  makes me feel good. am i witty ? yes.funny ? yes. sarcastic?.hell yea. ı have tons of stories to share. but beıng funny ıs just a way to hide your true vulnerable feelings.
    gpinusa gpinusa
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 8, 2008
    Beaniesandbands1 Beaniesandbands1
    16-17, M
    Jun 9, 2015

    Love to Make People Laugh

    I enjoy making people laugh and to have a great time with those of us on ep.  Some of you that do not know me the best however may not realize that I also have a sarcastic side to me. Please note tha some of the things I say are strictly sarcastic.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    4 Responses May 3, 2008
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