I Analyze My Therapists

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    She Said

    I also went to therapy, and when I went back to the same woman she told me that she gets it. it' was concerning my new marriage and how things were going. then she says to me that I have to learn to say that I love myself! Then I thought that I wasn't going there to preech to her...
    Tigger1 Tigger1
    51-55, F
    Feb 1, 2008

    And a Lot of Them Are Idiots!!!

    i always have the temptation to give all the wrong answers, especially to the ones that are clearly new.  because Lord knows, i have talked to enough of them!!!  i know all the right answers, and all of the wrong ones.  sometimes i could predict what question came...
    SunnyKris SunnyKris
    26-30, F
    Oct 12, 2007


    Out of 5 psychiatrists Ive seen , 4 of em are among the sickest ppl ive ever met lol It is my theory that most ppl who become psychiatrists do so because they know they are so sick the only hope to find a cure is to experiment with thousands of patients:)
    night66 night66
    1 Response Apr 27, 2009

    I would too if I had one .

    I would sell them lies and real their truths
    SoleExecutioner SoleExecutioner
    18-21, F
    May 26, 2015

    Like a Damn Book

    She was just so easy to read. like a children's book. I analyzed her before she did me.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 2, 2008

    when I was in high school,

    my dickhead principal and my closed minded guidance councilor forced me into seeing the school therapist. NOT because I was having mental or emotional problems. NOT because I had no friends (cause I did). NOT because I had social anxiety. NOT because I was failing classes...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94
    22-25, F
    Jan 7, 2015

    Took Down Two

     My mother's mad at me for turning my two past theraphist and school to love me. They would agree will anything I said and told my them exactly what they wanted to hear but not the truth. It was so easy to crack them, to figure out what they wanted to...
    cherryblossomshinigami4 cherryblossomshinigami4
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Sep 8, 2008

    My therapist started to fall asleep during my

    session wtf!!! What would you do?
    toniyl toniyl
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 15, 2015

    I Don't Have the Best of Luck With Therapists....

    ...and I don't go in with the intention of analyzing them.  I'm really there to look at and analyze myself with a little support.  But they always end up doing something, or acting some way that just begs for analyzation.  I always seem to bring something out in...
    solarxmoon solarxmoon
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Apr 26, 2009

    Really Funny!

    this is a really funny group for me. its nice to know im not alone. i have tried therapy many times but have never been successful. the very first person that i ever saw confronted me after 2 sessions, telling me that she knew i had been sexually abused and was keeping it from...
    kittten kittten
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Jan 18, 2008

    Couches In my 51 years,

    I have been through a fair share of therapy. I guess I am a little messed up. Or I like to talk a lot. Probably a bit of both. When life gets bumpy, talking it out helps. "Thinking out loud" is a good description of therapy for me. No stigma attached. I know plenty of...
    Lilt Lilt
    7 Responses Jun 11, 2014

    I'm Not Seeing a Therapist

    I may need one but that's beside the point. If I was I'm sure I would analyze them before I drove them out of there mind.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Oct 14, 2007
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