I " Are You Serious "

Seriously?! 2,220 People

    When You Message Me

    I can tell within the first 3 messages if: 1. Your intentions are sexually driven 2. You are just trying to have an online fling 3. If you aren't actually concerned about having someone to talk to, but actually flirting This is because: 1. You mention my looks 2. You ask how old...
    FortressV FortressV
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Oct 11, 2013


    magesform10 hours ago Hey wanna chat? I'm on kik 28M here. Username: Magesform  Me23 minutes ago not interested magesform21 minutes ago Ok fair enough. So I assume no pic trading either then...
    FortressV FortressV
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 15, 2013

    i think this a lot of times.

    ppl are always so selfish and can never look through another persons eyes for just one min. everyone has a valid reason for thinking what they think. sometimes it may be completely irrelevant but still to them its not. so try and see it from their prospective. sometimes ull...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch
    31-35, F
    Sep 1, 2014

    I was in DTLR looking

    for some air Jordan's for my nephew when this young *** white girl with a horrible screechy loud voice screams out to her boyfriend. "I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE" bwa hahahahaha I have never seen so many heads turn at once and if looks could kill she would be dead! This girl turned 20...
    KittyKurious KittyKurious
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 30, 2014

    To the dumb *** texting

    and driving with no regard for anyone else's right to live... Are you serious?
    withintent withintent
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Dec 9, 2013

    I could never send a dic pic.

    .....I would be afraid of the lololol, lmao,....lmfao, or even worse.."awww that's so cute I guess they do come in all sizes!"
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Feb 8, 2016

    That moment when you find someone

    who really gets you, judging by their posts, then you realize that it's yourself *facepalm*
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8
    16-17, M
    5 Responses Aug 3, 2015

    A new survey has revealed

    that one 25% of women prefer to be with men 10+ years older than they are, while one third of men prefer to be with women 10+ years younger than them.The study, conducted by online younger women older men dating site www.agemeet.com , collected data from 53,233 users with the...
    Katycc11 Katycc11
    26-30, F
    Nov 27, 2014

    What is it with some men today?

    Cross dressing..do you think we find this attractive? Pooping and peeing as sexual expressions...really? Adult babies?Come on guys what has brought on this foolishness. Although to each his own just stay off my page and message board. I love my alpha males and men who...
    WhiteRosesDelivered WhiteRosesDelivered
    70+, F
    5 Responses Apr 24, 2014

    If you defend a child molester you're

    disgusting I hope you know I wouldn't defend ANY child abuser relax with your high and mightyness
    xcaitlin12 xcaitlin12
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 24, 2015

    Society has long become more open to the idea

    of older man - younger woman relationship and older woman - younger man relationship as well. Hollywood has brought in the practice of successful older men looking for younger women. With actresses such as Catherine Zeta Jones marrying Michael Douglas with an age gap of 25 years...
    sarahcc11 sarahcc11
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 26, 2015

    Generally no, life is too short to be taken

    so seriously. If you can't find humour in anything* then you're doing it wrong! * please note I understand there are some serious exceptions to that!** ** please see second paragraph above
    Amnios Amnios
    36-40, M
    1 Response May 22, 2014
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Oct 29, 2014

    Blocked Again....Really?

    Just messaging back and forth sharing opinions and WOW...I AM BLOCKED! HA HA HA ! It seems some men cannot handle a woman sharing a different opinion...as part of an ongoing conversation...what a shame! So much for "open minded" people. HA!
    WhiteRosesDelivered WhiteRosesDelivered
    70+, F
    5 Responses Oct 6, 2013

    EP deleted a story in

    which I wrote nothing more than "I like sun bath naked in desert beaches".... Where is the problem??????
    nomenever nomenever
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Feb 9, 2015

    Being the "fun girl" leads some people to

    believe that I am silly and fun all the time, but I have a very serious job and I take some things in life very seriously. Some of those things are my family, my man, my job, my health, and my life. I am very serious about those things without compromise.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Apr 12, 2014

    Younger women dating older men mainly

    because younger women are attracted older men. older men mature, confident, stable .Mature guys always know how to treat their women.These younger women are looking for their age gap love romance.For older men, Younger women older men relationships will surely make an older man...
    minniecc11 minniecc11
    26-30, F
    Jan 15, 2015

    For Serial?'?! ηοφ ♡.

    Love ❤❥❣ʚ. ஐ. , ❦. ❧t. ♡. ❤♥❤♥❤❤♥life ♥♥❤♥ Lll❤♥❤♥♥❤♥❤♥♡. Love ❤❥❣ʚ. ஐ. , ❦. ❧t. ♡. ❤♥❤♥❤♥♥❤♥ ❤♥❤♥life ♥♥❤♥ ❤♥❤♥♥❤♥❤♥❤give ♥❤♥❤love...
    letsloveloSETHehate letsloveloSETHehate
    41-45, M
    Nov 28, 2014

    I've noticed recently how those

    who would deny the evidence of global warming, are mostly old people. I also think I know why, most people think of global warming as a bad thing, but hey "I'll be dead before that happens." This selfish attitude kind of gets under my skin, but there is an optimistic idea behind...
    LaurenJFisher LaurenJFisher
    5 Responses Jan 24, 2014

    The Sweetest Love Letter

    This is the SWEETEST love letter I have ever received! Now I would just love to think that he took the painstakingly copious amount of time to write this out personally but I highly doubt he is this original because some of this is really quite good. I am sure he has it saved for...
    FortressV FortressV
    26-30, F
    Oct 14, 2013

    Right now I'm glad mom said yes about taking

    the babies for a sleepover. I didn't know how much longer I could keep a smile on my face for them. When I called mom to see if she would do it I thought id just sit here and have a good pout and cry. But here I am alone and its so quiet I can hear the refrigerator down the...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Mar 23, 2015

    Ouch! He gave my number to his neighbor.

    His neighbor said "You sound like a really cool chick lets hang out" "Yeah he told me that I should call you because I would really like you, so here I am" son of a bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
    KittyKurious KittyKurious
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Dec 7, 2014

    Didn't think I needed to write a post about

    this, but lately it's been getting ridiculous! I've been getting these random messages from complete strangers on here. They usually start with: Hi I really find your profile very interesting.. here is my email address contact me through my email so we can get to know each other...
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Dec 7, 2014

    Are you serious?? Ran to the local wally world

    (Wal-Mart) to get a loaf of bread dozen eggs, and a gal of milk. pay for, it get in the car, get home unload freaking half a gal of milk leaked out in the bag!! I be a ......, get in side transfer milk in to a pitcher, put eggs away, and son asks for a peanut butter sandwhich...
    deleted deleted
    11 Responses Jun 4, 2015

    Really...adult coloring books?

    WTF...."Okay people remember...the small penis gets colored tan, and the large one is colored black!" Lmao
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    5 Responses Mar 9, 2016

    Yes----I mean no---I mean I am serious---

    but that's Not my name!!! y
    janedon1 janedon1
    61-65, T
    Dec 5, 2014

    Serious in appearance

    or attitude? Believe me, its the nature (benevolent/malevolent), the wagaries of life, maturity and lifetime experiences that gave you this seriousness.  The kind of experiences made you what you are up to. What makes the personality call it serious.... grim faced, tightene...
    Elitevenkat8kashyap Elitevenkat8kashyap
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Jan 2, 2014

    Younger women dating older men mainly

    because younger women are attracted older men. older men mature, confident, stable .Mature guys always know how to treat their women.These younger women are looking for their age gap love romance.For older men, Younger women older men relationships will surely make an older man...
    paulacc11 paulacc11
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Jan 3, 2015

    - Make yourself look like a criminal.

    - Have good manners. - Have a good sense of moral character and logic. Now you're popular on Youtube! "Are you serious?" Yes I am xD
    ThelaughingSky ThelaughingSky
    22-25, M
    1 Response Dec 14, 2014

    My kids say this all the time ,

    I will tell them to do something and they will say are you serious . I have begun to hate this saying
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Dec 21, 2014

    I get a text from a ex telling me it's his

    birthday tomorrow and would live a birthday blow job and is available from 8am-12pm after that he is busy. I don't respond get another a few min later good night. A few more minutes i another one I'll text you in the am. Are you f%$% serious?? I thought that was pretty...
    hazeleyes71 hazeleyes71
    46-50, F
    13 Responses May 26, 2015

    My love is 23 years older

    than me. We met a few years ago online via mutual spiritual interests. It was totally platonic but I broke off contact due to doing other things in my life, I wasn't quite ready to explore my spirituality. At the beggining of the year we got back into contact and basically fell...
    bettecc11 bettecc11
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 16, 2014
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    1 Response Jan 11, 2015
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Aug 6, 2015

    Stupid Facebook Posts #1 - 20 Likes And I'll Keep The Baby

    I can't even fathom the level of stupidity of this. I read that some says she's only joking but I don't ******* care if she is just joking or what the hell this trick is trying to be by posting this. Can we just save the baby and abort the momma? Damn shame!
    Fr0z3nY0gurt Fr0z3nY0gurt
    70+, F
    2 Responses Oct 15, 2013


    I read stories about how some groups put down so many people. A couple of subjects such as same sex marriages and adoptions. What I find so confusing is that those who appose all this can not come up with a straight answer as to how it affects there way of life. So how it so...
    redtailfree48 redtailfree48
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Nov 27, 2013

    Are you serious? Of course you're not.

    How can you say you're serious when you can't even tell your real name to your "girlfriend"? You're not!
    akirayuuki akirayuuki
    26-30, F
    Jan 12, 2015

    Life Is Too Short

    to be serious all the time ok you have to make rational choices for life changing events but every day things lighten up let things just happen and enjoy
    christinemelody christinemelody
    56-60, T
    1 Response Nov 1, 2013

    just saw this on 'HEALTH HUB' website from

    study on ways to improve mood. *The best mood boosters* Don't dismiss a bad hair day - nearly three-quarters of women say their beauty regime boosts their confidence. And it's not only make-up and hair which will help - a study at Manchester University found there's a link...
    udontknowjack udontknowjack
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Jul 1, 2014

    I was more than 1 foot out the door 3 days ago

    and you chose someone over me. I made myself realize you didn't want me and last night you tell me your ready?? Why did I message you? She treats you like ****, fights with your 7 yr old kid like an even bigger kid and she was still the better choice. I think the smart thing...
    KittyKurious KittyKurious
    26-30, F
    Nov 27, 2014

    Younger women dating older men mainly

    because younger women are attracted older men. older men mature, confident, stable .Mature guys always know how to treat their women.These younger women are looking for their age gap love romance.For older men, Younger women older men relationships will surely make an older man...
    carry11 carry11
    26-30, F
    Dec 22, 2014

    "Serious" - Duran Duran Oh woman you make me

    feel Like I'm on fire Oh woman you make it real It's the only way for me So if we sometimes fight Doesn't mean we got problems Ain't always black and white 'n who cares anyway? Doesn't have to be serious Doesn't have to be serious Serious Doesn't have to be serious Doesn't have...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Jul 31, 2014

    Jerry Springer audience member comment of the

    day. And I quote: "To all the ladies on the stage... Taco Bell maybe open 24/7, but your legs sure as hell shouldn't be!" LMAO!!
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Nov 27, 2014
    Whoami30 Whoami30
    31-35, M
    Apr 1, 2014

    about 15 years ago i went to a horse racing

    meeting,i got drunk on the way back to the club was looked after by this guy when we were in the club he told me he was gay i said i always wondered what it was like to give oral to another man so he said for me to go back to his place we kissed and slowly undressed each other i...
    nubber93 nubber93
    46-50, M
    1 Response May 26, 2015

    So I went to my doctors today,

    and he said to me.. "All your test, and blood work came back good... would you like me to check your colon today?" My reply.. "No thanks doc.. I'm full!" Are you serious?!? You should know my answer to that if you're gonna leave it optional! ..and then we talked baseball!
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2014

    Are you seriously having a party downstairs at

    2 am in the morning on a Wednesday night? Well fine...it's not like I need to sleep or anything T__T
    CloakedStranger CloakedStranger
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 23, 2014
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