I " Are You Serious "

Seriously?! 2,222 People

    Being the "fun girl" leads some people to

    believe that I am silly and fun all the time, but I have a very serious job and I take some things in life very seriously. Some of those things are my family, my man, my job, my health, and my life. I am very serious about those things without compromise.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Apr 12, 2014

    The Sweetest Love Letter

    This is the SWEETEST love letter I have ever received! Now I would just love to think that he took the painstakingly copious amount of time to write this out personally but I highly doubt he is this original because some of this is really quite good. I am sure he has it saved for...
    FortressV FortressV
    26-30, F
    Oct 14, 2013

    I get a text from a ex telling me it's his

    birthday tomorrow and would live a birthday blow job and is available from 8am-12pm after that he is busy. I don't respond get another a few min later good night. A few more minutes i another one I'll text you in the am. Are you f%$% serious?? I thought that was pretty...
    hazeleyes71 hazeleyes71
    46-50, F
    13 Responses May 26, 2015

    That moment when you find someone

    who really gets you, judging by their posts, then you realize that it's yourself *facepalm*
    chasetheweirdo8 chasetheweirdo8
    16-17, M
    5 Responses Aug 3, 2015

    To the dumb *** texting

    and driving with no regard for anyone else's right to live... Are you serious?
    withintent withintent
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Dec 9, 2013

    EP deleted a story in

    which I wrote nothing more than "I like sun bath naked in desert beaches".... Where is the problem??????
    nomenever nomenever
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Feb 9, 2015

    Right now I'm glad mom said yes about taking

    the babies for a sleepover. I didn't know how much longer I could keep a smile on my face for them. When I called mom to see if she would do it I thought id just sit here and have a good pout and cry. But here I am alone and its so quiet I can hear the refrigerator down the...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Mar 23, 2015

    Generally no, life is too short to be taken

    so seriously. If you can't find humour in anything* then you're doing it wrong! * please note I understand there are some serious exceptions to that!** ** please see second paragraph above
    Amnios Amnios
    36-40, M
    1 Response May 22, 2014

    I could never send a dic pic.

    .....I would be afraid of the lololol, lmao,....lmfao, or even worse.."awww that's so cute I guess they do come in all sizes!"
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Feb 8, 2016

    What is it with some men today?

    Cross dressing..do you think we find this attractive? Pooping and peeing as sexual expressions...really? Adult babies?Come on guys what has brought on this foolishness. Although to each his own just stay off my page and message board. I love my alpha males and men who...
    WhiteRosesDelivered WhiteRosesDelivered
    66-70, F
    5 Responses Apr 24, 2014

    Didn't think I needed to write a post about

    this, but lately it's been getting ridiculous! I've been getting these random messages from complete strangers on here. They usually start with: Hi I really find your profile very interesting.. here is my email address contact me through my email so we can get to know each other...
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Dec 7, 2014

    Are you serious?? Ran to the local wally world

    (Wal-Mart) to get a loaf of bread dozen eggs, and a gal of milk. pay for, it get in the car, get home unload freaking half a gal of milk leaked out in the bag!! I be a ......, get in side transfer milk in to a pitcher, put eggs away, and son asks for a peanut butter sandwhich...
    deleted deleted
    11 Responses Jun 4, 2015

    When You Message Me

    I can tell within the first 3 messages if: 1. Your intentions are sexually driven 2. You are just trying to have an online fling 3. If you aren't actually concerned about having someone to talk to, but actually flirting This is because: 1. You mention my looks 2. You ask how old...
    FortressV FortressV
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Oct 11, 2013

    Really...adult coloring books?

    WTF...."Okay people remember...the small penis gets colored tan, and the large one is colored black!" Lmao
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    5 Responses Mar 9, 2016


    I read stories about how some groups put down so many people. A couple of subjects such as same sex marriages and adoptions. What I find so confusing is that those who appose all this can not come up with a straight answer as to how it affects there way of life. So how it so...
    redtailfree48 redtailfree48
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Nov 27, 2013

    Blocked Again....Really?

    Just messaging back and forth sharing opinions and WOW...I AM BLOCKED! HA HA HA ! It seems some men cannot handle a woman sharing a different opinion...as part of an ongoing conversation...what a shame! So much for "open minded" people. HA!
    WhiteRosesDelivered WhiteRosesDelivered
    66-70, F
    5 Responses Oct 6, 2013


    magesform10 hours ago Hey wanna chat? I'm on kik 28M here. Username: Magesform  Me23 minutes ago not interested magesform21 minutes ago Ok fair enough. So I assume no pic trading either then...
    FortressV FortressV
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 15, 2013

    Jerry Springer audience member comment of the

    day. And I quote: "To all the ladies on the stage... Taco Bell maybe open 24/7, but your legs sure as hell shouldn't be!" LMAO!!
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Nov 27, 2014
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Aug 6, 2015

    Serious in appearance

    or attitude? Believe me, its the nature (benevolent/malevolent), the wagaries of life, maturity and lifetime experiences that gave you this seriousness.  The kind of experiences made you what you are up to. What makes the personality call it serious.... grim faced, tightene...
    Elitevenkat8kashyap Elitevenkat8kashyap
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Jan 2, 2014
    Whoami30 Whoami30
    31-35, M
    Apr 1, 2014

    just saw this on 'HEALTH HUB' website from

    study on ways to improve mood. *The best mood boosters* Don't dismiss a bad hair day - nearly three-quarters of women say their beauty regime boosts their confidence. And it's not only make-up and hair which will help - a study at Manchester University found there's a link...
    udontknowjack udontknowjack
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Jul 1, 2014

    Are you serious? Of course you're not.

    How can you say you're serious when you can't even tell your real name to your "girlfriend"? You're not!
    akirayuuki akirayuuki
    26-30, F
    Jan 12, 2015

    I've noticed recently how those

    who would deny the evidence of global warming, are mostly old people. I also think I know why, most people think of global warming as a bad thing, but hey "I'll be dead before that happens." This selfish attitude kind of gets under my skin, but there is an optimistic idea behind...
    LaurenJFisher LaurenJFisher
    5 Responses Jan 24, 2014

    i think this a lot of times.

    ppl are always so selfish and can never look through another persons eyes for just one min. everyone has a valid reason for thinking what they think. sometimes it may be completely irrelevant but still to them its not. so try and see it from their prospective. sometimes ull...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch
    31-35, F
    Sep 1, 2014

    "Serious" - Duran Duran Oh woman you make me

    feel Like I'm on fire Oh woman you make it real It's the only way for me So if we sometimes fight Doesn't mean we got problems Ain't always black and white 'n who cares anyway? Doesn't have to be serious Doesn't have to be serious Serious Doesn't have to be serious Doesn't have...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Jul 31, 2014

    So I went to my doctors today,

    and he said to me.. "All your test, and blood work came back good... would you like me to check your colon today?" My reply.. "No thanks doc.. I'm full!" Are you serious?!? You should know my answer to that if you're gonna leave it optional! ..and then we talked baseball!
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2014
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    1 Response Jan 11, 2015

    Stupid Facebook Posts #1 - 20 Likes And I'll Keep The Baby

    I can't even fathom the level of stupidity of this. I read that some says she's only joking but I don't ******* care if she is just joking or what the hell this trick is trying to be by posting this. Can we just save the baby and abort the momma? Damn shame!
    Fr0z3nY0gurt Fr0z3nY0gurt
    70+, F
    2 Responses Oct 15, 2013

    Life Is Too Short

    to be serious all the time ok you have to make rational choices for life changing events but every day things lighten up let things just happen and enjoy
    christinemelody christinemelody
    56-60, T
    1 Response Nov 1, 2013

    Blowing Smoke ~ You are kidding me,

    right? Oh come on... No way, I don't believe it. I don't care what you got to say! You cannot convince me I hear ya talking Surely you don't think that? I'm suppose to believe you Just because you are serious Really? Huh I seriously doubt it!
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Jan 3, 2014

    I am serious no more will I come last.

    I will not be walked on and have my feelings not matter. No more will an ex have a say in my life. This is my home and things will run as me and my husband see fit. Things are going to change if not then this life will no longer exist. As much as I love where I'm at I will walk...
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Jan 2, 2014

    Are You Serious About Helping Yourself?

    I am a Disciplinarian and am serious about helping women who want to be helped. I do spank and correct and watch to see that things are going for you. You need to completely focus upon what you are doing and concentrate on the same. I do spank to get this done and have found that...
    aspanker43232 aspanker43232
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 17, 2013

    I Am Not A Madame .-.

    littil 33 minutes ago what is your name and were do you come from?    Me 27 minutes ago 3rd density Earth    littil 25 minutes ago which Continent    Me 23 minutes ago antartica    littil 18 minutes ago ok am little from Ghana?    Me 17...
    FortressV FortressV
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Oct 11, 2013

    Are people seriously

    that Bad at spelling. I hate that ****. Grammar and spelling r s pet peave of mine. Learn the difference between their, they're and there. Seriously
    submissive19 submissive19
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Sep 24, 2014

    I am serious about the things

    that I do or say. Ii is not nice to play games with other peoples' feelings. When you take a serious approach http://adf.ly/dhawu
    genuine123 genuine123
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 17, 2014

    To all f you who do this,

    just know. I DONT GIVE A **** if you want to talk to me or not, but I swear to god don't you send me a message and tell me you have to go because you don't want to talk to me. I rather you never talk to me in the first place if your going to be so rude. Also, you little...
    iamonamission iamonamission
    18-21, M
    1 Response Aug 4, 2014


     laly811 day ago Hun  laly8151 minutes ago Hi  Me7 minutes ago hello  laly817 minutes ago You ok baby xx  Me6 minutes ago...
    FortressV FortressV
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 12, 2013
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Oct 29, 2014

    If you plan to come and tell me your a vampire ,

    werewolf , etc. don't get mad when I question your sanity. Because guess what, in this society it's not something normal or socially acceptable. Now I'm a open minded person and I believe in many things but if I say that I think you either may be delusional, may be dangerous...
    iamonamission iamonamission
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Aug 9, 2014

    Ouch! He gave my number to his neighbor.

    His neighbor said "You sound like a really cool chick lets hang out" "Yeah he told me that I should call you because I would really like you, so here I am" son of a bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
    KittyKurious KittyKurious
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Dec 7, 2014

    I was more than 1 foot out the door 3 days ago

    and you chose someone over me. I made myself realize you didn't want me and last night you tell me your ready?? Why did I message you? She treats you like ****, fights with your 7 yr old kid like an even bigger kid and she was still the better choice. I think the smart thing...
    KittyKurious KittyKurious
    26-30, F
    Nov 27, 2014

    If you defend a child molester you're

    disgusting I hope you know I wouldn't defend ANY child abuser relax with your high and mightyness
    xcaitlin12 xcaitlin12
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 24, 2015

    Are you seriously having a party downstairs at

    2 am in the morning on a Wednesday night? Well fine...it's not like I need to sleep or anything T__T
    CloakedStranger CloakedStranger
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 23, 2014


    nivanvc 16 minutes ago Hie Fortress..      I 've never thought of swit fren is make like this    it bloomed to be a very special one    every minute and every hour together    is the day worth to remember    How lucky I am having you...
    FortressV FortressV
    26-30, F
    Oct 13, 2013

    About Needing A Spanking?

    I am in Columbus Ohio and am always serious about spanking women who need to be spanked. If you have done things which you feel bad about and want to get off your conscious a good spanking is just the thing for you mind to satisfy getting on track.If you are in school and need to...
    aspanker43232 aspanker43232
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Nov 17, 2013

    A Catfish Caught In The Act I Think ???

    one of my best friends (a guy) added this girl on facebook named taylor and like they have been talking and stuff but i never thought she was real because well her picture has been like everywhere how do i know which one is ******* talyor like she has a myspace a instagram a...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Nov 4, 2013

    Are you serious about needing to be accountable

    for your actions? If you are a woman and agree with this, I am a Disciplinarian who helps mentor and monitor as well as helps women in trying to do so. I do discipline as this is really needed and I do use spanking as a tool. I am not here to play but be serious in helping you...
    aspanker43232 aspanker43232
    61-65, M
    Jan 9, 2014

    So yesterday at school,

    we had a senior meeting, and I had this assignment due for class, but it wasn't due until the end of the hour. Well my teacher said to just give it to her today, and when I tried to give it to her, she wouldn't take it! Seriously? that's not fair.
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan
    Sep 12, 2014

    Til Tuesday "Are You Serious?

    " There was a lesson I never learned Oh, I wouldn't be warned How many looks does it take To read your mind oh, on your face? Are you serious? Did you think I'd fall in love? Are you serious? What in the world are you thinking of? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 16, 2014
    MrFrijolez MrFrijolez
    26-30, M
    Feb 19, 2014

    Seriously. Are you freaking kidding me.

    Are you freaking serious. Just felt like saying that.
    thebigtexrock thebigtexrock
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Sep 19, 2014

    Are you seriously doing this?

    You don't want to know how pissed off I am right now. If you were around me, I would fake being happy right now. I am nowhere near happy right now. Quite far from it actually.
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan
    1 Response Apr 2, 2014

    I was in DTLR looking

    for some air Jordan's for my nephew when this young *** white girl with a horrible screechy loud voice screams out to her boyfriend. "I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE" bwa hahahahaha I have never seen so many heads turn at once and if looks could kill she would be dead! This girl turned 20...
    KittyKurious KittyKurious
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 30, 2014

    It sounds quite unfamiliar

    when some one knocks you -"you are no more a child. So be serious." But it's right . Whatever it feels it is right to be serious. What you say?
    ExUser007 ExUser007
    18-21, F
    Oct 15, 2014

    Society has long become more open to the idea

    of older man - younger woman relationship and older woman - younger man relationship as well. Hollywood has brought in the practice of successful older men looking for younger women. With actresses such as Catherine Zeta Jones marrying Michael Douglas with an age gap of 25 years...
    sarahcc11 sarahcc11
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 26, 2015
    nicky85 nicky85
    31-35, F
    Sep 3, 2014

    The Downfalls Of Kik Messenger

    i for one hate kik messenger resons being : 1. I ALWAYS HAVE THE OLD PEOPLE TEXTING ME i don't even know how they got my kik in the first place i only have like 3 friends everyday i change my kik so i don't know how that's even possible not only are they creepy their freaking...
    deleted deleted
    Nov 2, 2013

    Send You My Pic.

     It's Right there look up, to the left on My profile page.
    Baybeblue Baybeblue
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jun 19, 2013

    " Are You Serious "

    Whever she leaves It's like nothing ever changed He disgusts me Says horrible things Calls him horrible names Discouraging Is all he is But why does he use that voice on me? Where does it come from? Where does it go when he looks at him? Why would a father hurt his son like that...
    nivanvc nivanvc
    41-45, M
    Oct 31, 2013
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