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I Ask Please Post Your Penis In A Photo Album, Not Your Avatar

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    Actually....

    Make it a photo album somewhere else than EP, ok?  Because, to be honest, most women really don't want to look at men's sexual organs unless they are attached to a man we are in love with.
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 12 Responses Apr 7, 2011

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    Penis?

    Really?E.P. isn't a **** site. It's a support site.Go post your thing in a **** site.I will blocked anyone who have a penis on their avi that adds me.If I want to see a penis. I can go to a **** site.
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 12 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    A Gift

    For me sex is a gift, I might like a good ***** tease but I am a chick that loves to anticipate what that bulge is going to look like when I unwrap the package myself. You guys know how most of us ladies get really excited when you give us any gift that is wrapped in great paper...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 42 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    Have Some Modesty Please!

    I have nothing against whatever pics you like to share but have a little modesty and post them where they are not exposed to those who dont want to seethem !Thank you!
    vman1370 vman1370 41-45, M 5 Responses Apr 13, 2011

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    I Will Flag You!

    I totally support your right to post whatever pics you wanna share....in private photo albums.  I do NOT want to see your genitals, nor should they be imposed upon anyone else who does not wish to see them.My guidelines are very simple.  If it cannot be shown on network TV...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 9 Responses Apr 9, 2011

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    I Hope I Don't Seem Like I'm Contradicting Myself...

    Everyone who knows me on EP knows I post sexy avatars. I think it's fun and playful and I don't equate it to those who post all of their goods :-)I hope I don't seem like I'm contradicting myself by starting this group. I feel like there is a difference in sexy and blatant...
    pixelita pixelita 36-40, F 47 Responses Jun 9, 2011

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    Come On Guys!

    I love to look at a nice penis as much as the next girl but I don't want to see them blatantly displayed in an avatar here on EP.Come on guys, this isn't an adult site, please place your manhood your albums! Thank you!!! 
    pixelita pixelita 36-40, F 25 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    Come On, Give Us A Break.

         My friend pixelita started this group and I know she is a lover of penises.  And if they could, many penises would be lovers of pixelita.  I haven't read her story yet, but I know her and I think I know how she feels.     This is how I feel.  Guys, please give us...
    mewold mewold 66-70, M 52 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    For Friends Only

    I don't mind putting a few pictures up for my EP friends, (especially when I've been asked) but definitely not a public avatar.
    selfcleaning66 selfcleaning66 46-50, M 2 Responses Jun 10, 2011

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    Women Are Much Like Men when it comes to intrigue...

    I know there are some men out there who like the intrigue and the excitement of wondering what is beneath a woman's clothing... Wondering what her breasts look like inside a bit of lacy bra they happened to see... Delighting in what is inside her panties... is she clean shaven...
    pixelita pixelita 36-40, F 30 Responses Nov 15, 2011

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    Seriously, ********

    I'm sick of seeing all of these idiots with penises as their profile pictures. I am not against nudity, it just makes you seem like a tasteless and egotistical ***** if you post your penis as an avatar. Not only that, there are 13-year-olds who really don't need to be seeing that...
    coinoperatedgirl coinoperatedgirl 46-50 1 Response Jan 25, 2012

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    Ew.

    I see a profile pic of naughty bits and I immediately flag and block. If I want to see that stuff I will go to a ***** site.  I don't need that crap thrown in my face when I am feeling sad, angry, dissapointed, confused, or whatever and want to vent on here!
    katnipkitkat katnipkitkat 41-45, F Jun 28, 2012

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    Keep Your Junk In Your Trunk

    I like penises, really I do.  I'm a woman who really, really likes penises. BUT damn men, this isn't a freak show.Put your **** pick in your private photo album.I don't want to see it in my face when I'm not in the mood to see it.Besides some of you really don't have good...
    ladygodiva110 ladygodiva110 41-45, F 9 Responses Jun 21, 2011

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    Serious Question Guys

    First of all even though people violate this, posting nude photos is against the terms of service on this site. Is it that you cannot read or that you don't care or are you an idiot? Second, is your schlong the most interesting thing about you? Using that as your avatar is like a...
    absofabo absofabo 41-45, F 7 Responses Mar 15, 2012

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    Ahhhh.... My Eyes!!!

    Hallelujah! There is nothing that spoils a good day more then to see someone’s penis out there in his avatar. If you think you have something to brag about, put it in your album. I find it sad that anybody should think his best most redeeming feature is his penis. I also don...
    Grieta Grieta 41-45, F 11 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    Seriously Guys,

    We know what they look like. We know what to do with them. Don't wreck my lunch by flashing them at me in your avis. Things are actually more erotic without the closeup.
    SabrinaNYC SabrinaNYC 26-30, F 6 Responses Apr 7, 2011

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