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I Asked My Wife To Baby Me

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    What is the difference between a pop tart and a dead baby? You can fit a pop tart in the toaster. You have to put a dead baby in the oven.
    DancesWithUnicorns DancesWithUnicorns 22-25, F 3 hrs ago

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    When I went to bed last night. My wife turns to me and says - baby can you do me a favor? I said - what? She says- I have something in my ***, can you take it out. Got caught...
    MarriedMann MarriedMann 31-35, M 15 Responses Apr 28

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    Yea.. I break out in hives whenever somebody mentions having a baby. I don't think I'd ever be ready for motherhood
    barbiedolll89 barbiedolll89 22-25, F 22 hrs ago

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    Birth Control- listen to someone else's baby constantly crying while I'm trying to sleep. I really wanted to pull a pillow over my head, but didn't want to be rude.
    kRypt0lite kRypt0lite 22-25 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    Please...? Daddy baby wants you.
    Girlyguy167 Girlyguy167 16-17, M 2 hrs ago

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    so this stories started be me losing my parents trust long story short. I had to have a baby sister it was annoying
    TiE123456 TiE123456 22-25, M 56 mins ago

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    this weekend we babysitted my niece friday while I was at work my sister called and ask if we could babysit her 6 year old daughter this weekend while she and her husbund was on...
    Morten777 Morten777 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 27

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    i thought i could overcome being the second but no. i feel pain when he is talking to the first wife and his kids. maybe one day i will live with them but when i thought of it, i...
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 16 hrs ago

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    I have some pics of my wife, shes 20 and im 23. Would like to share.
    terminator08 terminator08 18-21, M 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I have interest on exchanging pics of my wife and yours
    terminator08 terminator08 18-21, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    My wife keeps me as a baby girl I mean in nappies baby dresses baby socks and maryjanes etc I am also made to sleep in a cot eat every meal which is always baby food followed buy...
    babysue babysue 41-45, M 1 Response May 6

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F 2 Responses May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F 1 Response May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F 2 Responses May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F 1 Response May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F May 9

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    I live in Katy, Texas. I am looking for someone nearby or willing to travel. I want a BABY and that is really the only thing on my mind rite now. I am great with kids. My baby...
    Trish101 Trish101 22-25, F 5 Responses May 9

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    Where I'm babysitting and the cute father comes home drunk but instead of giving me a innocent ride home starts rubbing his rough hands between my legs as were in his car wife is...
    angelbaby55 angelbaby55 22-25, F 7 Responses May 14

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    Five years ago I married the love of my life. I can still recall the exact moment I first saw her as if it were yesterday. As I entered the doors of our on campus coffee shop my...
    WorkingOnIt WorkingOnIt 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Missing you comes in waves. Sometimes it's bearable and I can deal with it, other times it's like I can't find my way out of this pit of despair. You've been gone 12 days and I...
    aashton aashton 18-21, F 4 Responses May 8

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    I just have to get this out there because me and my battle wife have been talking about this a lot. So everyone at our school has been saying some rude things to us lately such as...
    Carliza0425 Carliza0425 16-17 2 Responses Apr 29

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    ..... but with my own legs! lol Don't get me wrong. There's nothing wrong with her legs. It's just that mine are better. lol My wife Jill is a stunningly attractive woman in her...
    AmandaCarrington AmandaCarrington 56-60, T 2 Responses Apr 29

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    My husband has two sons from previous marriage. His ex now has a 5 year old child with her boyfriend. Husband and I have a baby girl. It drives me mad with fury that he will often...
    JuliaRocha JuliaRocha 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 28

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    My baby is back for today!! I literally pushed everyone out of my way and ran out of my rehearsal when I saw missed calls from my man lol. This girl was like "what's happening...
    sailorsgf0314 sailorsgf0314 18-21, F 2 Responses May 3

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    Ever since we've gotten married last month I've realllly been having that baby fever... :O is this normal??
    infinitelovexo infinitelovexo 18-21, F 1 Response May 7

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    Thanks Leslie for making my day and making me feel needed and loved, Happy Mother's Day Baby I love you!
    Leslieswife2b Leslieswife2b 46-50, F May 9

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    I'm sorry Leslie. I love you baby and I want us to be happy! 
    Leslieswife2b Leslieswife2b 46-50, F 1 Response May 15

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    I was feeling super down these past few days cause I hadn't heard from my boyfriend.. and then BOOM.. he sent me a snap chat pic today while I was working <3 "I miss you baby...
    LISETTE21 LISETTE21 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    It's killing me that I'm having issues getting pregnant. It's finally been a year since I got off birth control, so it should be a little easier, and I'm thinking about different...
    BrittannyLynn BrittannyLynn 18-21, F 3 Responses May 15

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    I came home from college yesterday to watch my cousin because the adults had a party to go to. I took Jake to this big entertainment place with games and rides and mini-golf. It...
    evanflow evanflow 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 26

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    This is a list of baby names if I decide to have a baby(s) one day: If a Baby girl Tia Chloe JoJo Denise Tamara Jameela Cleo London Aliyah Alisha If a Baby Boy...
    Cutiepeachpie Cutiepeachpie 18-21, F Apr 28

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    As we all know, herpes is a STD(sexually transmitted disease), and it will be passed to your baby if not in a correct way, and what is the correct way? Firstly, some useful tips...
    harryyang1990 harryyang1990 22-25, M May 4

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    I've been quiet since I was a baby. I never cried unless I was hungry, or needed to be changed. I've been quiet for my entire life. My face expression is always a straight face. I...
    songwriterandsinger songwriterandsinger 13-15, F 3 Responses May 8

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    Hey hey everyone . My name is kitty I am an adult baby girl or you could say a kitten.i ware kitty ears and tutus and I act like. 5 your old I like to be put in pull-ups if it...
    yourlittlekitten yourlittlekitten 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 26

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    It seems as of lately it's a touch and go subject for me at one point , I was really serious about getting married and having a family , it seemed like a pretty great idea and I...
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F Apr 30

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