I Ate Grass

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    A foreigner came to my house

    so I told him all kinds of things Americans do and I told him a lot of phony lies. I told him we eat grass. I ate a small amount to prove it. Then when he bent over to pick a piece I pushed him down and he fell face first into a pile of canine crud. I ran away and yelled "ha ha...
    Fartmickfart Fartmickfart
    36-40, F
    Jul 6, 2014

    Still Do

    Since I was a young child I have always loved the smell of grass, especially during the fall hay cutting. I love to walk out into my dad's hay field and pick me a nice blade of fescue or oats and pop it in my mouth. I can't say I really eat on it but I do spend awhile...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Feb 24, 2013
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