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I Attain Normalcy Once Ive Had My Morning Coffe

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    Talk At Your Own Risk.

    Do not even attempt to have a conversation with me until I've my caffeine fix.....it could be dangerous to your health if you do.    LOL!!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 8, 2007

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    To All Who Are Very Grouchy Until They Get Their Morning Coffee

    Wed.10Apr2013/3:40PMJust a short note. I can't write too much, cause I got up real late, AND I haven't had my very LARGE MUG of Coffee-coffee-coffee yet. Yes, liquid gold...Java...my cup of black joe.My wife and I have a sign on our bedroom door...It says, "Sometimes I wake up...
    Heathland Heathland 61-65, M Apr 10, 2013

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    Stalking the Coffee Pot

     That is the first place i go when i get up  i bypass the bathroom and head straight for the coffeepot to get it brewing , then i do everything else . I have to have coffee in the morning or someone will get hurt ..
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2008

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    Can You Put In 5 Shots of Espresso, Please?

    Instant human, just add coffee!
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2007

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    COFFEE Coffeee!!!!!

    All the stages I go through
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 11, 2008

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    Well Actually I Attain Normalc...

    well actually i attain normalcy once I HAVE had my coffee
    smalville924 smalville924 18-21 Feb 20, 2008

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    Crave

    in the morning some soft of caffiene is needed!!! either a diet coke or a HUGE cup  of coffee..usually does the trick :)
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 1, 2008

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    I'm extra lazy this morning. I'm so so tired and lazy this morning, I need coffee and a lot of it, I wish i had someone to fetch me some coffee because I'm too lazy to move...
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    Would you like a coffee? What a f@@king stupid question.
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    This sums it up for me. ☕️
    MBeamer MBeamer 41-45, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    That first coffee. Nuff said
    KSPerson KSPerson 46-50, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    The first cup of fresh morning coffee is perfect. Beats anything else.
    badsnacker badsnacker 46-50, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    ModifiedMamaofTwo ModifiedMamaofTwo 18-21, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    snuffal snuffal 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    My mug 😍❤️ Who recognizes who that is ?
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