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I Attain Normalcy Once Ive Had My Morning Coffe

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    Talk At Your Own Risk.

    Do not even attempt to have a conversation with me until I've my caffeine fix.....it could be dangerous to your health if you do.    LOL!!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 8, 2007

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    Can You Put In 5 Shots of Espresso, Please?

    Instant human, just add coffee!
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2007

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    Stalking the Coffee Pot

     That is the first place i go when i get up  i bypass the bathroom and head straight for the coffeepot to get it brewing , then i do everything else . I have to have coffee in the morning or someone will get hurt ..
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2008

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    To All Who Are Very Grouchy Until They Get Their Morning Coffee

    Wed.10Apr2013/3:40PMJust a short note. I can't write too much, cause I got up real late, AND I haven't had my very LARGE MUG of Coffee-coffee-coffee yet. Yes, liquid gold...Java...my cup of black joe.My wife and I have a sign on our bedroom door...It says, "Sometimes I wake up...
    Heathland Heathland 61-65, M Apr 10, 2013

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    Well Actually I Attain Normalc...

    well actually i attain normalcy once I HAVE had my coffee
    smalville924 smalville924 18-21 Feb 20, 2008

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    COFFEE Coffeee!!!!!

    All the stages I go through
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 11, 2008

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    Crave

    in the morning some soft of caffiene is needed!!! either a diet coke or a HUGE cup  of coffee..usually does the trick :)
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 1, 2008

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    I always hated coffee growing up. Couldn't stand it. It just smelled and tasted so bad. When I was a teenager I had a job at a sweet shop. During some of the slow nights there, I...
    emmye emmye 46-50, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Only one cup a day....but need that coffee fix in the morning Otherwise brain cells cease to function.
    ifyoucare65 ifyoucare65 46-50, F 3 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Oh my, you know it's going to be a long day when you already need another cup of coffee and it's only 745am!!! Hahahaha I need a Machiatto hehehhe!! Need some energy!!
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    Good morning! How's your search for someone to talk to and a soulmate coming? Often, I think we think we have found what we are looking for only to be disappointed at some point...
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    Tell me when you're ready. I can't wait to taste you.
    cloudi cloudi 26-30, F 17 Responses 1 day ago

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    I rarely ever drink coffee. I had less than 10 cups in 2015 (I don't keep good track of this stuff). But I know it wasn't much at all, I can't even remember the last time I even...
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Noura116611 Noura116611 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    One our guests last night left us some Cuban coffee, I tried it this morning. Wow! I got my kids ready in like 7.3 seconds, is this stuff legal?
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I think there is nothing finer in the morning than a warm spot of tea or an old-fashioned Irish coffee. I never left Ireland without knowing how to make this! It''s more of a daily...
    SonofPaddy121 SonofPaddy121 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    often black coffee but too much coffee will give you a headache and it will make you ****
    snowbirds32 snowbirds32 46-50, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Good frickin' morning ! French press today .
    breathingeasy breathingeasy 41-45, M 12 Responses 4 days ago

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    Once i had to go to someone's house to replace a TV because it's my job. The person that owned the house was a woman in her forties named Sandra and she had a son. When I was...
    WorldPeaceDreams WorldPeaceDreams 22-25, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I drink coffee almost every day. Both in the mornings and in the evenings. Some people like to poke fun at my coffee addiction, especially my kids. Maybe I am addicted but I don't...
    Marloes2 Marloes2 36-40, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    The latest coffee order was just shipped out yesterday morning and arrived early today, so that was very quick. I got some coffee, green tea, hot chocolate, and some Swedish...
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    Well, I was a coffee lover until I got pregnant. Before I even got a positive pregnancy test, coffee had begun tasting bad - like, dishwater from a greasy spoon kitchen bad. I was...
    canadagirl0101 canadagirl0101 36-40, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Here's the story of our relationship Helpful facts - When we met I was 17, she was 25. I am now 18 and she is 26. She also has a 4 year old daughter. We met on Xbox on June 28...
    EnergyUS EnergyUS 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I had a double pleasure this morning, I had to grind up some whole bean coffee, sometimes I do not what smells better, fresh ground coffee or while it is brewing.
    Luv2bRelaxed Luv2bRelaxed 46-50, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    every morning i dating coffee in cafeteria
    gigus gigus 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    Gonna cheat a little bit this morning with my hazelnut cream coffee latte, having an everything bagel w cream cheese, what the heck IT'S FRIDAY!!!
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Noura116611 Noura116611 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    oh my gosh! i love it. i actually brew espresso very densely...so i have to stock up on inexpensive espresso from super walmart about once a week. i am currently drinking decaf...
    sunriseinmyeyes sunriseinmyeyes 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Did you have morning sex with your Coffee ?
    CODECRACKER2014 CODECRACKER2014 41-45, M Feb 3

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    Armageddon w/o it. Beware!
    Newconvo1 Newconvo1 41-45, M 3 Responses Feb 3

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    If I don't have it I'm the type of person that if you make one tiny little mistake i literally will want to kill you.
    dev0218 dev0218 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    Peace, love music and coffee have a good morning ✨
    bosslady69 bosslady69 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 2

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    It started when I was younger, with seeing balls of light and hearing my name being called. Now it manifests itself in more subtle ways. Once I had a very sharp pain in my hand...
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    I love morning coffee because it fully wakes me up
    Anthony2400 Anthony2400 22-25, M Feb 1

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    Got my girls to school went to donut shop got me a sausage kolache, yum, then buy mcd's for large McCafe. Yessssssss. Off today and tomorrow. Yessssssss. Gotta take my dogs to vet...
    gregloa gregloa 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 1

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    coffee on a raining monday morning... life is good
    Poisonprincess2 Poisonprincess2 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 31

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    My favorite is when a friend brings you coffee and you didn't have to get up and make it yourself.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jan 31

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    I just have to have a coffee every morning. Without it, I feel like my soul is somewhere else, probably trapped in my dream last night.
    soitsaudrey soitsaudrey 13-15, F Jan 31

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    I have to have at least two cups a day. One in the morning because I absolutely HATE mornings and it's the only thing that will get me through those dreadful hours, and another...
    DremeJolie DremeJolie 18-21, F Jan 31

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    good morning to everyone...:)
    oceanride1122 oceanride1122 26-30, M Jan 30

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