I Attain Normalcy Once Ive Had My Morning Coffe

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 72 People

    Can You Put In 5 Shots of Espresso, Please?

    Instant human, just add coffee!
    darlene darlene
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Dec 9, 2007

    Crave

    in the morning some soft of caffiene is needed!!! either a diet coke or a HUGE cup  of coffee..usually does the trick :)
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 1, 2008

    Talk At Your Own Risk.

    Do not even attempt to have a conversation with me until I've my caffeine fix.....it could be dangerous to your health if you do.    LOL!!!!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 8, 2007

    COFFEE Coffeee!!!!!

    All the stages I go through
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 11, 2008

    Stalking the Coffee Pot

     That is the first place i go when i get up  i bypass the bathroom and head straight for the coffeepot to get it brewing , then i do everything else . I have to have coffee in the morning or someone will get hurt ..
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 11, 2008

    To All Who Are Very Grouchy Until They Get Their Morning Coffee

    Wed.10Apr2013/3:40PMJust a short note. I can't write too much, cause I got up real late, AND I haven't had my very LARGE MUG of Coffee-coffee-coffee yet. Yes, liquid gold...Java...my cup of black joe.My wife and I have a sign on our bedroom door...It says, "Sometimes I wake up...
    Heathland Heathland
    61-65, M
    Apr 10, 2013

    Well Actually I Attain Normalc...

    well actually i attain normalcy once I HAVE had my coffee
    smalville924 smalville924
    22-25
    Feb 20, 2008

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    OMG COFFEE OMG I got up late OMG COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE I GOT TO HAVE IT NOW COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    What can I say ? Mmmmm, coffee brewing in the morning .
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