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I Attain Normalcy Once Ive Had My Morning Coffe

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    Talk At Your Own Risk.

    Do not even attempt to have a conversation with me until I've my caffeine fix.....it could be dangerous to your health if you do.    LOL!!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 8, 2007

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    Well Actually I Attain Normalc...

    well actually i attain normalcy once I HAVE had my coffee
    smalville924 smalville924 18-21 Feb 20, 2008

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    Crave

    in the morning some soft of caffiene is needed!!! either a diet coke or a HUGE cup  of coffee..usually does the trick :)
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 1, 2008

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    COFFEE Coffeee!!!!!

    All the stages I go through
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 11, 2008

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    Can You Put In 5 Shots of Espresso, Please?

    Instant human, just add coffee!
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2007

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    Stalking the Coffee Pot

     That is the first place i go when i get up  i bypass the bathroom and head straight for the coffeepot to get it brewing , then i do everything else . I have to have coffee in the morning or someone will get hurt ..
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2008

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    To All Who Are Very Grouchy Until They Get Their Morning Coffee

    Wed.10Apr2013/3:40PMJust a short note. I can't write too much, cause I got up real late, AND I haven't had my very LARGE MUG of Coffee-coffee-coffee yet. Yes, liquid gold...Java...my cup of black joe.My wife and I have a sign on our bedroom door...It says, "Sometimes I wake up...
    Heathland Heathland 61-65, M Apr 10, 2013

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    My favorite morning coffee is French vanilla with 1 sugar a lot of milk. I also like pumpkin spice 2 sugars... In the night It's dark roast hot coffee 4 sugars. I tired peanut...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response May 2

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    I think Saturday morning coffee is my favorite.  Weekdays are always such a rush, getting off to work.  Saturday's have become a special day in recent years......a little...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 9 Responses Apr 25

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    People it's Monday and it's time for morning coffee I'm still so tired usually wake right up. But not this morning how are you guys doing
    RealSouthernGentleman RealSouthernGentleman 46-50, M 4 Responses May 4

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    It is 6:30 am and the alarm clock is going off. Before getting a shower and dressed I have to have my morning coffee with juice and a hot or cold breakfast. There is nothing...
    oldermaturewife oldermaturewife 46-50, F 6 Responses May 5

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    I don't like the phrasing. It should say I love my 4 morning coffee, followed by my 3 lunch ones and maybe a few in the evening too
    TheGrumpyDead TheGrumpyDead 31-35, M 1 Response May 7

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    yes I to love my morning coffee. Although after heart surgery it has to be decaffeinated for me. Darn it
    TammyLynn08 TammyLynn08 46-50, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I love coffee, always have :) Hot coffee , iced coffee, frappe's all of it. But since i was introduced to 10GO an all natural coffee made with organic ingredients, ive stuck with...
    PassionLily PassionLily 18-21, F 3 Responses May 7

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    Late getting to it this morning *snickers*.  Ordinarily, I've got coffee in hand by 5:15 am, but not this morning.  This morning it's 8:00 am and I'm just now setting...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 10 Responses 6 days ago

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    Missed my morning bolus of caffeine this morning and boy am I feeling it. Why oh why can't a good coffee shop deliver? I might be willing to sell my soul to the devil for a really...
    llevame llevame 41-45, F 3 Responses May 1

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    I get up every morning and have 2 or 3 cups. I sometimes drink the left over coffee cold. I also drink it through out the day, and I have to have a cup before I go to bed it helps...
    weadkeys weadkeys 46-50, M 3 Responses May 11

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    I guess there could be better things to write about! But without coffee I would find the world & the people in it too annoying. That's secondary reason to my I drinking coffee...
    exotica2002 exotica2002 41-45, F 10 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love my coffee good morning Dallas would anyone like to come over and have some pancakes coffee and a chat
    weadkeys weadkeys 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    A good cup of coffee doesn't need any cream or sugar. The smell wafts through the house as it brews. Pour a steaming cup. The first sip... Good morning day! Let's see what we...
    lyly73 lyly73 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 26

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    is it a bad thing that it's 6pm n I'm thinking about my morning cup of coffee? crazy little things that make me happy...
    redneckgal84 redneckgal84 31-35, F 4 Responses May 7

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    1st thing in the morning g I get hit stomach!!! no sorry no are you ok!!! I'm not even outta bed yet.... jerk! where's my cup of coffeee!!!!!!!!
    redneckgal84 redneckgal84 31-35, F 1 Response May 8

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    Yes! Love my two freshly brewed wake-up coffees, and give myself time in the morning to enjoy them...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 3 Responses May 13

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    I love drink coffee night stay in morning in the afternoon
    beer2014 beer2014 26-30, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    My first cup of coffee with my first cigarette ..... Its a beautiful morning !!!
    othmanetazi othmanetazi 22-25, M 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    I really need some coffee!
    ateenagertoday ateenagertoday 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 25

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    take a cup of hot coffee with milk and sugar , while watching this city filled with people who hold their loved one' hand and pour them with love
    Gina1993 Gina1993 18-21, F May 5

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    Who here is mad keen for Bulletproof Coffee?! It's like meth in a cup!
    KellyKameleon KellyKameleon 26-30, F 3 Responses May 6

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    I have an exam in 2 hours and I'm tired as hell. Coffee, I need you! Carry me!
    AwkwardSarcasm AwkwardSarcasm 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    where's my coffee!!! how come I always have to go $ get it!
    exotica2002 exotica2002 41-45, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    Anybody else wake up at 4 or 5 in the morning?
    RealSouthernGentleman RealSouthernGentleman 46-50, M 18 Responses Apr 22

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    Morning ep cheers to our friendship
    Farmmaid Farmmaid 36-40, F 7 Responses Apr 28

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    Good morning people happy Cinco de Mayo I hope the 4th was with you yesterday.:-)
    RealSouthernGentleman RealSouthernGentleman 46-50, M May 5

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    7am and the morning begins with my Dharkan and Caramelito Nespresso pods~ double shot to wake my mind~
    immortellecapture immortellecapture 31-35, F 1 Response May 5

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    Good morning ya all... hope you have an awesome day!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 7

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    Good morning to all those in my time zone (MST) and my neighbours.... Mmmmmm love the first cup of the day!
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F 5 Responses May 7

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    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 24

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    the first sip tells me, "We got this!".
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 2 Responses Apr 25

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    I don't seem to function right without it
    MissLunaDomina MissLunaDomina 31-35, F 4 Responses May 6

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    And it tastes soooooo good right now..... Yummy :D
    nstar1983 nstar1983 31-35, F 8 Responses May 6

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    My second cup. But it is like S.e.x.: the second one is better and savored slowly . Happy Monday!
    breathingeasy breathingeasy 41-45, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Last weekend I woke up to the feeling of my wife performing oral on me. That lead to the works. Today I woke up before she did and got under the sheet and started gently...
    artonthebrain artonthebrain 41-45, M 5 Responses Apr 26

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