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I Attain Normalcy Once Ive Had My Morning Coffe

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    Stalking the Coffee Pot

     That is the first place i go when i get up  i bypass the bathroom and head straight for the coffeepot to get it brewing , then i do everything else . I have to have coffee in the morning or someone will get hurt ..
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2008

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    COFFEE Coffeee!!!!!

    All the stages I go through
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 11, 2008

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    Can You Put In 5 Shots of Espresso, Please?

    Instant human, just add coffee!
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 9, 2007

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    To All Who Are Very Grouchy Until They Get Their Morning Coffee

    Wed.10Apr2013/3:40PMJust a short note. I can't write too much, cause I got up real late, AND I haven't had my very LARGE MUG of Coffee-coffee-coffee yet. Yes, liquid gold...Java...my cup of black joe.My wife and I have a sign on our bedroom door...It says, "Sometimes I wake up...
    Heathland Heathland 61-65, M Apr 10, 2013

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    Well Actually I Attain Normalc...

    well actually i attain normalcy once I HAVE had my coffee
    smalville924 smalville924 18-21 Feb 20, 2008

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    Talk At Your Own Risk.

    Do not even attempt to have a conversation with me until I've my caffeine fix.....it could be dangerous to your health if you do.    LOL!!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 8, 2007

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    Crave

    in the morning some soft of caffiene is needed!!! either a diet coke or a HUGE cup  of coffee..usually does the trick :)
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 1, 2008

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    I love coffee in the morning. I don't drink a ton of it though. I typically just have a couple cups. I do like coffee flavored ice cream as well and that is good anytime!
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    This summer ive gotten addicted to coffee. But kind my parents by needs a lot of crap to taste any good. Anything decent that doesnt cost a ton?
    reggietime reggietime 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Enjoying a quiet Sunday morning on the deck with my coffee. The more I sip on it...the less I hear the kids arguing about which cereal bowl they want this morning.
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    Ive had a lot of first or tries on things, mostly 98% has been pleasurable.
    Averageguy41011 Averageguy41011 41-45, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    Steamier and hot that is.... My coffee.
    breathingeasy breathingeasy 41-45, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Mmm Morning Coffee! :) Taste so Good!!!
    lonelysoul1088 lonelysoul1088 26-30, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    *slirp* ah the heat hitting your lips is quite relaxing
    XavierSenpai XavierSenpai 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    Having my morning coffee now needing someone to unload there cream in it for me...
    trampgirl trampgirl 31-35, F 11 Responses 2 days ago

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    Ok, so I'm a tad late this morning. Stayed out a little late last night. Coffee sure hit the spot. The tequila was on the mark last night, just what the doctor was ordering. I...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 39 Responses 2 days ago

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    Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today, either.
    Ferruco Ferruco 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Ordered a new percolator to replace the crappy coffee pot. The only annoyance is that it's coming tonight instead of this morning, when I could open a new bag of coffee for a new...
    CharlieDontSurf CharlieDontSurf 36-40, M 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    My coffee maker is terrible. I have to take the pot straight from the warmer to the stove so it's still hot once you put milk or cream in. I assume not having hot enough water also...
    CharlieDontSurf CharlieDontSurf 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 19

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    I'm not sure....but I think I just heard my coffee say. "You're MY *****!"
    Ferruco Ferruco 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 18

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    Buenos días. Enjoying my Cappuccino :)
    Sublevarse Sublevarse 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18

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    Sex might satisfy, food might fuel, love might sustain but without coffee... What is the point??
    Ferruco Ferruco 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Sex might satisfy, good night fuel, love might sustain.... But without coffee, what is the point?
    Ferruco Ferruco 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    Need More Coffee This Morning!!!! Oh, I think I meant EVERY MORNING ☕️
    MissDago MissDago 46-50, F 6 Responses Jul 16

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    father4leaf father4leaf 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 16

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    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 12 Responses Jul 15

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    Yes, coffee and cigarettes! The best and only way to start the day! My hands now shake in anticipation of my first morning cigarette, so the coffee maker is set on auto-brew, so...
    kellycares kellycares 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 15

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    Coffee without caffeine is like sex without sex !!!
    Ferruco Ferruco 26-30, M 5 Responses Jul 15

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    I'm a coffee junkie! ! 2 pots a day. i use a straw because i don't want my teeth getting stained
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jul 14

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    You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection......and coffee Buddha
    Ferruco Ferruco 26-30, M Jul 14

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    so this comforts my sleepy heads. hundred pages to read...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 14

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    Coffee and cigarettes are the best things to wake up to every morning! I can't imagine going through the day without coffee loaded with cream and sugar in my Thermos and a nice...
    GmoneySmokeDawg GmoneySmokeDawg 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you COFFEE which is kind of the same thing !!!
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    I have one in bed another at breakfast and a third as soon as I get to work. It only gets better from there on through the day. Yes I do believe I am addicted to caffeine.
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