I Attract Weird People

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    Teresita Part II

    I'm breaking it up, in order to not have to write more carefully.  slacker-style beeetches. Ok, so she shows me her "guns".  wow, ok, now what?  they then tell me this story about how teresita will only date guys that fight.  fight? what do you...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 27, 2008

    This One Happened to My Husband

    Just before Thanksgiving, my husband returned home one evening to find our neighbor (and tutor for one of our children, the women is our parents' age) calling for him to come to her front door, her husband was right behind her.  They are the nicest people in the world, but...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Dec 5, 2008

    I got a random message,

    and the guy gave me his personal information, including his phone number. Then he said, "Give me your number", no please or anything. No, I'm not going to give my number to someone I've never spoken to before. Sorry, but no thanks.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Feb 8, 2016

    I am very weird and odd

    and i love not being normally boring
    Brokenminds Brokenminds
    70+, M
    Apr 5, 2015
    whidel6 whidel6
    26-30, F
    1 Response May 5, 2014

    Crazy Caller With the Wrong Number

    A couple of weeks ago, late on a Saturday night, after many cocktails... I answered the phone.  (I never answer the phone, not sure why I did this night)  I vaguely recall having a conversation with someone that I thought was a transexual.  The voice, in my drunken...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Feb 5, 2008

    Facebook Leap

    Well, I finally, decided to join facebook.  I have not kept in touch with all of my friends from my youth.  They are coming out of the woodwork and with facebook, once someone sees your name, it's all over for you.  haha  One of my sisters returned to live and...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    Jan 14, 2009

    Every time I mix with people I always attract

    the worst people. I'm like human flypaper, they just flock towards me.
    Paleandpolluted86 Paleandpolluted86
    31-35, F
    Feb 27, 2015

    Thats So Me

    When I would go to this bar with my friend...there was always weird guys wanting to dance and "talk". me bing the nice person I am would do it. UNTIL some Dude with a mullet (lol) decided he wanted me as a girlfriend...hello your like 40 and im (was) only 21. thats...
    irishwannabeky irishwannabeky
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 23, 2007

    Theresa the Artist, Part I

    I call her Teresita, for no reason.  Ok, so she has long white hair down to her butt.  She is very fit, tiny, runs around the beach in bikinis, can drink anyone under the table, is an unbelievable artist, dates old yucky guys, sleeps with any and every guy, is insane...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 27, 2008
    RozzebellConta RozzebellConta
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 4, 2015

    Quack Quack.

    I'm beginning to think that they seek me out! Especially when I'm with my friend, the other day we were walking through town, had just finished shopping, going to catch the bus... And an old man walks past with a tampon in his ear... I do a double take. Tampon? Yes. There is...
    SaharaOdeil SaharaOdeil
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 19, 2008

    Weirdo Magnetism

    I want to know why certain people attract weirdos! is there some kind of pheremone interaction, a personality defect  within the victim where they can sense weakness, maybe the weirdos are are demons... i dont know   I have had weirdos around me all my life...
    missgreeneyes87 missgreeneyes87
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 2, 2010

    More Than That

    I am weird, I made a Pie give birth with eggs that hatch into a Kitten, I also give normal people the urge to pee their pants selling for Minors, it makes your bone getygety Big and Hard. My bullies makes me hard to, that's why I use liberty to drug test me and cheer for me.
    NoLifeOnEP NoLifeOnEP
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Nov 1, 2011
    JLD1986 JLD1986
    31-35, F
    May 3, 2014

    They Just Like Talking to Me...

    whenever i go out all the wierdos come out of the wood work and want to talk to me. one day i was downtown walking from one train station to the other where i was supposed to meet my bf. i pulled out a ciggarette and this homeless  guy with an eye patch started to...
    avagwen420 avagwen420
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 19, 2009

    I Find The Weirdest People.

    I've always attracted lots of weird people, as has my mother. Maybe it's an inherited trait, haha. But some of the weirdest people I've ended up spending time with are my ex-boyfriend and his family. He was pretty weird himself, but after I met his family, I wondered how he...
    ThenLetItRain ThenLetItRain
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 28, 2010

    Opposite Attract

    My husband always told me, I attract the weirdest people ... oh well!  There's nothing I can do, I am the weird's magnet, lol.Even though, I find people weird, I still give them a chance!
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Apr 19, 2011

    I thought about writing what I like about good

    and bad boys. Honestly, the line between good and bad boys is blurred with me. I don't care if you're good or bad. We might see bad differently and good too. I like the rebel, free, love to try different things, explorer type of guys. Think about it. Strong character...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Feb 26, 2016

    Weird people sometimes walk up to me

    and start a conversation with me like we're the best of friends. Maybe they think I'm a kindred spirit, but the fact is I'm weirder them all of them :p
    Jomannex Jomannex
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 8, 2014

    Kill Me Now

    So I was walking through wal-mart with my mother when this man aproched us. He looked in his late 30s and dressed very well.. anyway He starts a conversation.. I get distracted and start day dreaming. Next thing I know my mom is telling the guy off.. he laughs then turns to me...
    SouthernSweetiexX SouthernSweetiexX
    18-21, F
    Aug 18, 2012

    Why Me?

    So I was just standing on the crowded bus, minding my own business when a random man, who I thought perhaps to be Spanish, rubbed his cheek into my fingers and then began to kiss and lick the hand I was using to hold on with. I pretended not to notice and thanked god the next...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Aug 2, 2012
    Daviddweek Daviddweek
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Apr 26, 2014

    Realizing The Weird Strange People Like Me.

    why? I hate the fact that weird dudes always have a liking to me. At first when a dude tries to flirt with me in person or facebook they seem normal. As i begin to like them, i find out that they are complete weirdos. Like this one dude who has exteme paranoia and thinks he is...
    mslalaifyable mslalaifyable
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Mar 7, 2011

    And I Don't Mean Patients

    Even though I have had patients that could be considered by society's definition to be weird, I don't think they are.  But, I have come in contact with some very weird people while working.  I'm talking about doctors, medical students, lab technicians, nurses, EMT and police...
    WildSpectrumArts WildSpectrumArts
    46-50, F
    Oct 15, 2011

    Why Me??

    So tonite, I had a strange experience while shopping in the Dollar Tree.I was just minding my own beeswax, searching for light bulbs and stuff, when this guy walks on the aisle and says  "HI BEAUTIFUL"I wanted to say "Go f-u-c-k yourself"He had on a green shirt like he worked at...
    caramelLova1 caramelLova1
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jan 25, 2012

    That one person that you kinda like talking to.

    .. And then they surprise you... .-.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Dec 13, 2014

    Unusual Boyfriends

    I guess that since I am a bandgeek, I should not really be surprised that I always end up dating weird guys.  I do not, however, think it's fair that I always find out about the weirdness a little too late. My first boyfriend was a mellophone player in my band, and he was...
    bandgirl221 bandgirl221
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Sep 16, 2007

    CANCER Faker

    I'm going to try and make this short.  The details will not really help the story.  This past weekend, in Houston, freaking out about my job interview, met a good friend for lunch.  We had margaritas and ended up meeting another table of people and all went back to...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Apr 9, 2008

    all my life it seems every time i go in public,

    if there is one weirdo, *********, or anyone really with a negative energy within one mile, they somehow always find me and attempt a conversation. Why?
    cristy1989 cristy1989
    1 Response Nov 2, 2014

    But This Time.....

    Ok I love Weird wacky and funky people. They releve stress, anger, and bring smiles but this one time not really. See I was on the bus talking to my friends when this new girl gets on and of course everyone stares but then she sits next to me. I say "Hey you new to the school...
    ShybutBrave ShybutBrave
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Aug 8, 2010

    They Fly To Me!

    I swear they do... I'm a weird person myself, don't get me wrong. But I'm talking weird, weird here. I am very weird as well I'm just not open about it like some people. Is it weird to be openly weird, about your weirdness? I find it weird.I attract weird people. All the weird...
    WiltingBlossom WiltingBlossom
    18-21, F
    26 Responses Dec 20, 2010

    Those random people who text you hi

    and your not shure if you should reply 😰
    Lilwillbe Lilwillbe
    18-21, F
    Jan 2, 2015

    I was approached today by a wait

    for it.... A 16 year old BOY today asking for my "math" so we can "get up" some time when (he's) not working because he maybe young but he got "doe" ... Little *** boyyyyyyyy clearly did something and got deported back here sounds like his brief stay in the states may have been...
    karlakashes karlakashes
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 30, 2014

    I Hate It- I attract the weirdest people

    and its not even funny. The worst thing too is that they have no clue how take a hint that I do NOT want to be around them, but I don't want to bluntly put it either (I don't like being mean unless I really have to, lest avoid awkward after situations). But gosh; the people I...
    TriforceTapioca TriforceTapioca
    18-21, F
    Sep 28, 2014

    A Magnet

    I attract old guys and weirdos like a magnet.  Gotta love their fortitude, but I have to wonder...   DO I LOOK THIS DESPERATE?  Pa'lease.  What about me says 'approach her'?  I am not a toad..   I am not a hag or a monster...  What...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry
    46-50, F
    14 Responses May 4, 2008

    Homeless Stank

    Last year, I was volunteering at the Art Center in my community.  We had a maintenance man that we let go.  He started leaving threatening messages, etc on our phones.  We looked into his background and he was wanted in two states on felonies.  He had spent 12...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Feb 5, 2008

    But This One Time....

    I am a teen and this is the most weirdest experience EVER. See I was on the bus talking to my friends when this new girl gets on and of course everyone stares but then she sits next to me. I say "Hey you new to the school? Or did you just change houses?" she smiles "No new school...
    ShybutBrave ShybutBrave
    18-21, M
    1 Response Aug 8, 2010


    F (means fake? ), 18-21, messages: Megan: hayy mommy! Me: Go back to your room! Megan: wehwehwehwehweh Me: or back to Mother Goose. *block* As an afterthought, I should have added, 'And put some pants on!'
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Sep 26, 2015

    I Always Seem To Attract Depressives

    Why is it that everyone who seems to fall in love with me & everyone I seem to date is depressed or is battling a difficult home life? I want to reach out to & help these people, but there's always some who will use that love & support as a crutch, fall in love with me...
    AdiRudi AdiRudi
    18-21, M
    5 Responses Apr 12, 2010

    It's Odd, Why Do I Do That?

    I guess it's because I've never really been a part of the mainstream. I've done my own thing. Ever since I was young weird people became my friends and no "normal" people liked me.Well... They didn't all disslike me, but they didn't want to be my friends. I was too different I...
    bluecupcakes bluecupcakes
    18-21, F
    Jan 13, 2013

    I Am a Crazy Magnet

    I don't know if it's because I seem to stick out of a crowd, or it's the mildly terrified look on my face, or the fact that I can't say "no" and walk away, but I get crazies all the time. One time I went to the grocery store, and stopped outside at a bench to find my...
    shayla shayla
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Apr 2, 2007


    I don't know what it is about me.. But I seem to always find weird people around me.. Whether the good kind of weird..or the bad... But yeah, they always seem to find me..
    ariesgrl16 ariesgrl16
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 21, 2009

    I May Be the Weirdest of Them All...

    So, it's not rocket science that I attract those taking the path less traveled.  ey?
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    9 Responses Sep 20, 2008

    Teresita Part III

     Oh, I almost forgot.  in the asylum, they watch tv, on mute.  they both sit there, stoned out of their heads, and watch a silent tv, on the "tv guide scrolling" and reading it aloud.  over and over.  oh look so and so, then look that's on hmmm...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Feb 27, 2008
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