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I Attract Weird People

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    Daviddweek Daviddweek 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 26

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    This One Happened to My Husband

    Just before Thanksgiving, my husband returned home one evening to find our neighbor (and tutor for one of our children, the women is our parents' age) calling for him to come to her front door, her husband was right behind her.  They are the nicest people in the world, but...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 5 Responses Dec 5, 2008

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    And I Don't Mean Patients

    Even though I have had patients that could be considered by society's definition to be weird, I don't think they are.  But, I have come in contact with some very weird people while working.  I'm talking about doctors, medical students, lab technicians, nurses, EMT and police...
    WildSpectrumArts WildSpectrumArts 46-50, F Oct 15, 2011

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    I Am a Crazy Magnet

    I don't know if it's because I seem to stick out of a crowd, or it's the mildly terrified look on my face, or the fact that I can't say "no" and walk away, but I get crazies all the time. One time I went to the grocery store, and stopped outside at a bench to find my...
    shayla shayla 19-21, F 7 Responses Apr 2, 2007

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    GLITTER

    I have actually started my christmas shopping, early this year.  Last night, I had to go purchase satin ribbon at a craft store, for my gift wrap.  As I enter the aisle, I see this gritty, much older woman, with HARSH black eyeliner, mascara, blue blue eyeshadow and hot...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 30 Responses Dec 5, 2008

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    Teresita Part II

    I'm breaking it up, in order to not have to write more carefully.  slacker-style beeetches. Ok, so she shows me her "guns".  wow, ok, now what?  they then tell me this story about how teresita will only date guys that fight.  fight? what do you...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 27, 2008

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    I May Be the Weirdest of Them All...

    So, it's not rocket science that I attract those taking the path less traveled.  ey?
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 9 Responses Sep 20, 2008

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    Realizing The Weird Strange People Like Me.

    why? I hate the fact that weird dudes always have a liking to me. At first when a dude tries to flirt with me in person or facebook they seem normal. As i begin to like them, i find out that they are complete weirdos. Like this one dude who has exteme paranoia and thinks he is...
    mslalaifyable mslalaifyable 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 7, 2011

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    Theresa the Artist, Part I

    I call her Teresita, for no reason.  Ok, so she has long white hair down to her butt.  She is very fit, tiny, runs around the beach in bikinis, can drink anyone under the table, is an unbelievable artist, dates old yucky guys, sleeps with any and every guy, is insane...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 27, 2008

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    But This Time.....

    Ok I love Weird wacky and funky people. They releve stress, anger, and bring smiles but this one time not really. See I was on the bus talking to my friends when this new girl gets on and of course everyone stares but then she sits next to me. I say "Hey you new to the school...
    ShybutBrave ShybutBrave 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 8, 2010

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    But This One Time....

    I am a teen and this is the most weirdest experience EVER. See I was on the bus talking to my friends when this new girl gets on and of course everyone stares but then she sits next to me. I say "Hey you new to the school? Or did you just change houses?" she smiles "No new school...
    ShybutBrave ShybutBrave 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 8, 2010

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    JLD1986 JLD1986 26-30, F May 3

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    whidel6 whidel6 22-25, F 1 Response May 5

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    X_x

    I don't know what it is about me.. But I seem to always find weird people around me.. Whether the good kind of weird..or the bad... But yeah, they always seem to find me..
    ariesgrl16 ariesgrl16 16-17, F 4 Responses Dec 21, 2009

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    Weird people sometimes walk up to me

    and start a conversation with me like we're the best of friends. Maybe they think I'm a kindred spirit, but the fact is I'm weirder them all of them :p
    Jomannex Jomannex 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    Opposite Attract

    My husband always told me, I attract the weirdest people ... oh well!  There's nothing I can do, I am the weird's magnet, lol.Even though, I find people weird, I still give them a chance!
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 11 Responses Apr 19, 2011

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    Thats So Me

    When I would go to this bar with my friend...there was always weird guys wanting to dance and "talk". me bing the nice person I am would do it. UNTIL some Dude with a mullet (lol) decided he wanted me as a girlfriend...hello your like 40 and im (was) only 21. thats...
    irishwannabeky irishwannabeky 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 23, 2007

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    Homeless Stank

    Last year, I was volunteering at the Art Center in my community.  We had a maintenance man that we let go.  He started leaving threatening messages, etc on our phones.  We looked into his background and he was wanted in two states on felonies.  He had spent 12...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 5 Responses Feb 5, 2008

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    Quack Quack.

    I'm beginning to think that they seek me out! Especially when I'm with my friend, the other day we were walking through town, had just finished shopping, going to catch the bus... And an old man walks past with a tampon in his ear... I do a double take. Tampon? Yes. There is...
    SaharaOdeil SaharaOdeil 22-25, F 1 Response May 19, 2008

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    A Magnet

    I attract old guys and weirdos like a magnet.  Gotta love their fortitude, but I have to wonder...   DO I LOOK THIS DESPERATE?  Pa'lease.  What about me says 'approach her'?  I am not a toad..   I am not a hag or a monster...  What...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry 46-50, F 15 Responses May 4, 2008

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    It's Odd, Why Do I Do That?

    I guess it's because I've never really been a part of the mainstream. I've done my own thing. Ever since I was young weird people became my friends and no "normal" people liked me.Well... They didn't all disslike me, but they didn't want to be my friends. I was too different I...
    bluecupcakes bluecupcakes 18-21, F Jan 13, 2013

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    I Do Too

    and its CREEPY  more then anything but sometimes oddly interesting
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 21, 2008

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    I Find The Weirdest People.

    I've always attracted lots of weird people, as has my mother. Maybe it's an inherited trait, haha. But some of the weirdest people I've ended up spending time with are my ex-boyfriend and his family. He was pretty weird himself, but after I met his family, I wondered how he...
    ThenLetItRain ThenLetItRain 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 28, 2010

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    Kill Me Now

    So I was walking through wal-mart with my mother when this man aproched us. He looked in his late 30s and dressed very well.. anyway He starts a conversation.. I get distracted and start day dreaming. Next thing I know my mom is telling the guy off.. he laughs then turns to me...
    SouthernSweetiexX SouthernSweetiexX 16-17, F Aug 18, 2012

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    Rainbo Klein

    Last week, cotillion for my daughter.  She needed a flapper's dress and procrastinated til the bitter end.  She found this costumer on-line, called, set the whole thing up and off we went.  Dear God, what a character.  She told me that she lived in a castle...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F Nov 16, 2008

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    It Makes Sense...

    I think I attract wierd people because I myself, am wierd.  I enjoy people with quirks and those who are not afraid to challenge the norms, they are much more interesting than the "normal" ones.
    crimsonashes crimsonashes 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 21, 2008

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    I Attract Them

    I attract them because I am weird myself. I think they're cool. I find "normal"-ish people to be boring. They talk about the same things over and over again.
    ameeker ameeker 21-25, F Nov 28, 2007

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    Facebook Leap

    Well, I finally, decided to join facebook.  I have not kept in touch with all of my friends from my youth.  They are coming out of the woodwork and with facebook, once someone sees your name, it's all over for you.  haha  One of my sisters returned to live and...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 14, 2009

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    XCameronnXx XCameronnXx 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 7

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    Why Me??

    So tonite, I had a strange experience while shopping in the Dollar Tree.I was just minding my own beeswax, searching for light bulbs and stuff, when this guy walks on the aisle and says  "HI BEAUTIFUL"I wanted to say "Go f-u-c-k yourself"He had on a green shirt like he worked at...
    caramelLova1 caramelLova1 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 25, 2012

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    I Always Seem To Attract Depressives

    Why is it that everyone who seems to fall in love with me & everyone I seem to date is depressed or is battling a difficult home life? I want to reach out to & help these people, but there's always some who will use that love & support as a crutch, fall in love with me...
    AdiRudi AdiRudi 18-21, M 5 Responses Apr 12, 2010

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    Why Me?

    So I was just standing on the crowded bus, minding my own business when a random man, who I thought perhaps to be Spanish, rubbed his cheek into my fingers and then began to kiss and lick the hand I was using to hold on with. I pretended not to notice and thanked god the next...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 2, 2012

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    Weirdo Magnetism

    I want to know why certain people attract weirdos! is there some kind of pheremone interaction, a personality defect  within the victim where they can sense weakness, maybe the weirdos are are demons... i dont know   I have had weirdos around me all my life...
    missgreeneyes87 missgreeneyes87 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 2, 2010

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    More Than That

    I am weird, I made a Pie give birth with eggs that hatch into a Kitten, I also give normal people the urge to pee their pants selling for Minors, it makes your bone getygety Big and Hard. My bullies makes me hard to, that's why I use liberty to drug test me and cheer for me.
    NoLifeOnEP NoLifeOnEP 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 1, 2011

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    CANCER Faker

    I'm going to try and make this short.  The details will not really help the story.  This past weekend, in Houston, freaking out about my job interview, met a good friend for lunch.  We had margaritas and ended up meeting another table of people and all went back to...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 4 Responses Apr 9, 2008

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    Unusual Boyfriends

    I guess that since I am a bandgeek, I should not really be surprised that I always end up dating weird guys.  I do not, however, think it's fair that I always find out about the weirdness a little too late. My first boyfriend was a mellophone player in my band, and he was...
    bandgirl221 bandgirl221 16-18, F 4 Responses Sep 16, 2007

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    They Fly To Me!

    I swear they do... I'm a weird person myself, don't get me wrong. But I'm talking weird, weird here. I am very weird as well I'm just not open about it like some people. Is it weird to be openly weird, about your weirdness? I find it weird.I attract weird people. All the weird...
    WiltingBlossom WiltingBlossom 18-21, F 26 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    Endless Cycle

    In the realms of friendship, I consider this a distinct advantage. I am surrounded by an unusual, but amazing group of people because of it. Or more accurately I think, because we have been open to each other. "Normal" probably wouldn't put up with me, and would...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 11, 2009

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    Teresita Part III

     Oh, I almost forgot.  in the asylum, they watch tv, on mute.  they both sit there, stoned out of their heads, and watch a silent tv, on the "tv guide scrolling" and reading it aloud.  over and over.  oh look so and so, then look that's on hmmm...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 2 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    Magnet For The Weird?

    Somehow weird people always come toward me. I have no problem with that since I myself am different and weird but I just find it odd how I always get to know weird people instead of sane, normal kind of people.I don't know, just a thought.
    TideToGo TideToGo 18-21, F Jan 23, 2010

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    They Just Like Talking to Me...

    whenever i go out all the wierdos come out of the wood work and want to talk to me. one day i was downtown walking from one train station to the other where i was supposed to meet my bf. i pulled out a ciggarette and this homeless  guy with an eye patch started to...
    avagwen420 avagwen420 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 19, 2009

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    Crazy Caller With the Wrong Number

    A couple of weeks ago, late on a Saturday night, after many cocktails... I answered the phone.  (I never answer the phone, not sure why I did this night)  I vaguely recall having a conversation with someone that I thought was a transexual.  The voice, in my drunken...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 6 Responses Feb 5, 2008

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    oh yes i do found one of the most weird peoples here on EP and few are really very nice too,
    veryunusual1 veryunusual1 26-30, M Aug 11

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    Always happens to me. I'm attracted to those I can't have. And those who show interest, I'm not attracted to. At some point I wish there would be a match, but I'm getting older and...
    Skywalker1979 Skywalker1979 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    People r soo weird sometimes I f.ucken love that lol :) :) :)
    bandchicklover bandchicklover 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    And I'm one of them!!!!!! I'm weird and I'm PROUD!!
    AwkwardlyClumsy AwkwardlyClumsy 16-17, F 7 Responses Aug 6

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    ....at least mosquitoes are attracted to me
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F 5 Responses Aug 12

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    He is the hottest guy on Earth, like he is really sweet, and married. Damn it's so hard to be next to him watching his wife being a kid while I could do much better, actually when...
    ThatSweetGirl93 ThatSweetGirl93 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    So like ... People message me "hello how are you? What's your name?" Is that so hard understanding what's my name xD ?? Doesn't my account name already explains it o.O they can...
    BunnyCoral BunnyCoral 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 23

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    It's really just this one girl, and it bugs the hell outta me. Most times women I thought were hot but found out they were married or had boyfriends, I usually didn't care about...
    AllStarcrushNate AllStarcrushNate 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 11

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    ...and unfortunetly I am one....
    Adamexxx Adamexxx 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 23

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    That's the first thing I notice about the person when Im talking to them. Bright green eyes would have to be my favorite, I just love them. You know what they say, eyes are the...
    Tayway22 Tayway22 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 28

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