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I Banged Your Mom

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    I Banged Your Mom During Breakfast

    She licked my cereal spoon... a clear indication that she was hot for my lucky charms.  Hell yeah... So I mounted her from behind and dunked her head in my Cheerios.  She screamed out loud!   Your mom stayed crunchy, even in milk
    cerealkilla cerealkilla
    13 Responses Oct 2, 2008

    Scraped Knee

    I scraped my knee walking up the steps to your stupid house. Your mom answered the door in a bath robe and saw the blood rushing down my leg, she immediately ushered me in like any good parent would do. She sat me down at the kitchen table and said ill be right back. I noticed...
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    Oct 21, 2013
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