I Battle Life's Mundanity With Surrealism Wherever I Can

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    when the garbage monster knocks on your door, be sure to have equipped your spatula ray.
    chairmanmeow chairmanmeow
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 14, 2009


    This just might be a HUGE reason as to why I'm a furry! And... It has a LOT to do with why I do so much RP online! :D
    iFortiTude iFortiTude
    Aug 11, 2008

    My Walks.

    My walks are probably the most important ritual in my life. The only time I have the space to move around at the pace I choose without witness to my deeds. What I truly walk for are the little opprotunities I find to add senseless, harmless entropy to peoples lives, and they will...
    SmokeWalker SmokeWalker
    18-21, M
    1 Response Dec 17, 2007

    Another Walk.

    I had a friend pick up on the habit, and quite a few nights we would walk all along our sleepy little town until our legs were tired, just sitting up on the hill near the dippy little ***** we called an airport, where nobody could see us just looking down at the streetlights...
    SmokeWalker SmokeWalker
    18-21, M
    1 Response Dec 18, 2007

    Something under the whether

    or not, now. I reasonably wonder why we don't flower beneath our elegant hearts in bursts of bouquets ballooning from Our everyday lives like exploding floral tributes. Hearts and flowers. The lid is askew on our Pandora's box again. I hold my bouquet of fish with mild disdain...
    Brangwen Brangwen
    46-50, F
    Feb 18, 2014

    Just Roll Tape: My Life Doesn't Need a Script

    I don't seek out the surreal.  It seeks me.  I lay on my foam mattress, looking up at the ceiling tile, and try valiantly to block out the sounds of drunk neighbors gone Christmas-mad.  My brain feels drugged by the pulling sensation of too many overtired women...
    hAnih hAnih
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 26, 2007

    Christian Science Monitor? Is Definitely An Erudite, Pious Reptile.

    something very prosaic can somehow spark the most marvelous ideas in my silly head. usually I entertain the idea briefly and let them pass me by. Other times, I actually try to make a snarky comic or something about it. playing with words and modifying their meanings in the...
    mishkabunny mishkabunny
    18-21, F
    Mar 3, 2011

    Opinions On Salvation- A Surreal "Poem"

    Opinions on Salvation M. Keninger i hope that there isnt salvation/cause if there is im not getting it/i know a couple people that might of though/you better be going too/you might want t/help t find said salvation aint gonna be found in a church/your patron saint isnt going to...
    mkeningersoms mkeningersoms
    18-21, M
    Feb 28, 2013
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