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I Beat My Meat

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    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    I love beating my meat

    when I wake up 2-3 times during the day once at night before I go to sleep & one more time if I wake up in the middle of the night
    imherpervert imherpervert 26-30, M 3 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    We had a biology paper earlier this week. I wasn't prepared so I know I'll get a bad grade for it. Ouch, dad will beat me with his belt.
    erik2000erik200 erik2000erik200 13-15, M 2 hrs ago

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    Ok so, I don't hate people who eat meat. Though, what I do hate is when people proudly wear the label "meat eater" and feel the need to brag about it. What I hate even more than...
    Bethstar Bethstar 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 5

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    When I was younger, I didn't use the word meat, I thought all meat was chicken. Chicken = meat. Chicken = Chicken Pork = Chicken Beef = Chicken Steak = Chicken Lamb = Chicken Duck...
    PotterLock PotterLock 13-15, F Feb 16

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    I'm thinking that whether by Divine Origin or Evolutionary Adaptation, the human body is pretty well designed to do what it was intended to do.I think those 4 canine teeth in the...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 16 Responses 5 days ago

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    I was stupid to underestimate the importance of meat. And I was even more stupid to think that I had been at the best maintaining a good distance from it. I was so wrong.
    hiddentears hiddentears 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 14

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    I don't eat meat , I haven't since I was 12
    roxytruth roxytruth 13-15, F a week ago

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    We are big meat eaters in my house. My girls love veal a lot. I have to always show them a chart of the animal they are eating because they don't want to eat the animals back end...
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    A beat An ache of loneliness which you feel at that moment will never go away A longing that takes your mind to an unknown place A sensual desire which heats your entire being...
    SecretEscape SecretEscape 36-40, F 9 Responses Feb 19

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    when I was a small child about the age of 2 I was beaten, I was beaten to the age of 10. im 14 now but I still remember some of the beatings like it was yesterday. my father is a...
    justneedshope justneedshope 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 20

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    I tried writing this experience once but it shut down in the middle, so I'm a little frustrated but I'll try again. I was saying that I find myself doing things just for the sole...
    Shamandora Shamandora 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    It actually takes a lot of gumption to train a Magikarp, not evolve it, and say... beat the elite 4 in any given game with it alone.
    Shirogane Shirogane 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 8

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    OMG, I will go to a Ringo Starr's concert!! I'm felling so haaaappy! Everything is getting better lately.. Now I will have seen all the alive Beatleees live! *------*
    imandynation imandynation 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    I wear girls clothes and got to a park at night to walk around and have been beaten up a few times I guess I deserved it
    soaked44 soaked44 46-50, T 1 Response Feb 16

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    Here is something I wish I knew: Everyone who followed the Beatles knows that there was a creative tension between John and Paul. Although at one time they were really close both...
    Uncleleo Uncleleo 56-60, M 1 Response Feb 17

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    Wth?! Wth is this group doing here?! It's not possible to hate the Beatles!
    Lovethebump Lovethebump 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 20

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    any lesbians enjoy beating up men?
    Hermeister Hermeister 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 21

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    I'm not as innocent as everyone thinks I am. When I was younger I was a horrid *** of a ***** to everyone. And when I was 11 my attitude got me put in hospital when people were fed...
    whiterobin whiterobin 16-17, F Feb 24

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    I didn't want him to feel bad, but I felt embarrassed when my ex got beat up. He lost easily, and I said all the right things to him, but I felt humiliated in some way. I guess I...
    SignificantDebbie SignificantDebbie 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Alright, if there's anything you need to know about the beatles just ask me
    mrpaulraptor1849 mrpaulraptor1849 18-21, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    2.5lb Cowboy Steak cooking at 180F with hickory wood chips in my electric smokehouse... so worth the wait.
    TheMisanthropist TheMisanthropist 31-35, M 4 Responses Feb 5

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    Ever had "do it yourself" BBQ Chicken and corn soooo good you break into a sweat. Mmmmmmm. No the coma sets in. Good night.
    JadedLass JadedLass 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 10

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    If vegetarians love and care for animals so much, why do they constantly eat all their food?
    CasualSphinx CasualSphinx 18-21, M 4 Responses Feb 16

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    Im attracted to a woman who has some good assets
    jrad30 jrad30 31-35, M Feb 18

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    grilled burgers with crispy beef bacon and melting Roquefort (blue cheese)... mmmm
    tiffaz1984 tiffaz1984 31-35, M 7 Responses Feb 20

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    big ole ribeue with mash taters
    Pennyeary Pennyeary 36-40, F 8 Responses Feb 23

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    I want a nice juicy, sirloin steak, full rack of ribs and bratwursts with a side of bacon wrapped shrimp on toothpicks and I'll take about 37 of those, please?
    PorkythePig PorkythePig 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 24

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    A friend sent me this picture of a pig roast they had 2 years ago. We want to roast a pig as soon as the weather turns warmer if it ever does! This pig is so awesome. The farm we...
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 24

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    This is one of the cool charts I ordered for my daughter. She has to know what part of the animal she is eating and where it comes from. She refuses to eat the back end of the...
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 4 days ago

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    This is the chart of where pork comes from on the animal, now my daughter won't eat ham, lol
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    We have never tried lamb before, but would love to, can anyone share what lamb tastes like? This is a nice little chart.
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Love wine with my BEEF!
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 1 day ago

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    I love my BEEF!
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 14 Responses 1 day ago

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    How do I move on and look straight ahead?
    justhatgurl justhatgurl 16-17, F Feb 8

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    Hi everyone -- I'm here to share my story about how I halted the majority of my depression and PTSD symptoms through diet change. :) I've suffered from depression for my entire...
    annexthecelt annexthecelt 22-25, F Feb 9

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    I am 13 my sister's are 18 16 13 10 7 and 5. I am super skinny and weak and even my youngest sister can pin me down easily. But what is worse is that my ten yearold sister and...
    AllOutGameboyr AllOutGameboyr 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 10

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    I don't know what is wrong with me. I am fine but sometimes I get a bit down. Sometimes I feel worthless and feel the psychological effects of my past. Sometimes I just don't want...
    BrownBeeCa BrownBeeCa 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 10

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    by my own self, I don't know why I do it up I just do & it's really weird, it hurts for a little bit (matters what it is tho) but then just goes away
    bringmesomeass bringmesomeass 13-15, F Feb 13

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    So it's been a while since I have been on here. So I apologize for that. So in the last 4 years I have learned to love and accept myself for the person I am. I have my moments...
    poppycock90 poppycock90 22-25, F Feb 17

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    I'm sick of my life. I'm sick of myself; who I am, how I am and where I am. I am nothing and have nothing. I've never achieved anything, never won anything, never been the first or...
    RelayedDeaction RelayedDeaction 26-30, M Feb 18

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    I have a new system that I've been working for three weeks, just in case anybody thought I gave up. I never will. I'll just have lulls. (;
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 11 Responses Feb 18