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I Beat My Meat

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    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    I love beating my meat

    when I wake up 2-3 times during the day once at night before I go to sleep & one more time if I wake up in the middle of the night
    imherpervert imherpervert 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    this poem I wrote during a spiritual awakening. I wrote this November 2012. . From Heaven To Hell, And back again: A, Resplendent, A, resplendent, C, G & E. Flat notes flowing...
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    I can't remember the last time I was angry and after a veeery long time.. for the first time, I'm angry >:( I'm the unfriendly and introvert type and I have trust issues. In...
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    A relationship that left me heartbroken left me depressed and angry, I managed to turn that anger for sport. The anger, hatred i felt for my past relationship fueled me into doing...
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    Well no sh** it is. I tried going on pescatarian diet but only last like 4 weeks my bad :( i could have done it if I had access to fish everyday but I can't it's kinda pricey but I...
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    I have always been interested in wolves ever since my childhood and admire them for their free spirit and raw power, I have never believed the bad press associated with wolves...
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    DON'T EAT ME!!!!!! Unicorns are not for eating! a͙k͙s͙h͙s͙g͙s͙h͙b͙a͙j͙ ⛎🎵📍🍉⭕®🎵⚡ 🅰®📧 🎵⭕🌴 🎏⭕® 📧🅰🌴📍🎵❡ ᏌN...
    TheUnicornOfKawaiiness TheUnicornOfKawaiiness 13-15, F 19 hrs ago

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    Like if you don't eat meat that's cool, I won't make you eat meat or question you. But if you try to make me feel bad for eating meat I will eat you.
    vischismileyface vischismileyface 16-17, F 5 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    I eat what I think tastes good. If you can make a vegan/vegetarian dish that tastes good to me, I'll eat it, but I still love meat.
    Thalassophobic Thalassophobic 18-21, M 3 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    Red meat has always made me feel disgusted, its taste is not nice, it is not something that I like to have in my mouth, even the way it feels in my mouth makes me feel disgusted...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Machines can do the Work....Kick'n ZINNGER VID !! : )
    RetroKitten RetroKitten 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    EAT...SLEEP...RAVE...REPEAT....lol
    RetroKitten RetroKitten 36-40, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Fatboy Slim....Going Out My Mind....Killer Song & Vid!!
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    Ok. I will post this but kinda know what I'm gonna get. Karma. Sure. So my friends here know what I'm like. Cheater, *****, selfish. Well I've not been on here for a while as I've...
    CheatingTracy CheatingTracy 22-25, F 34 Responses 2 days ago

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    So I'm checking out the news and I just seen where , they are trying to pass laws were the meat companies won't tell you where your meat is from and what's in it .. It's bad...
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F 2 days ago

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    I've been with my husband for 15 years, after we lost our business 2 years ago he started hitting me. I'd give the entire world to leave him but I don't have 1 single family member...
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    meat is like heaven to me I luv pork beef chicken lamb and sometimes duck lol
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    SD/Flexin On Em/Life Of A Savage 4
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    My mom is a vegan and she got my dad to agree to be a vegetarian, well there goes the source of meat, my dad refuses to buy meat now, thanks a lot mom *claps sarcastically* this is...
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    I went vegetarian once for a short period before realizing I can't live without meat.
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    Let me take you down. Cause im going Strawberry fields Nothing is real. :/
    EatLiftRepeat EatLiftRepeat 26-30, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    And thoroughly enjoy his music too. Love Paradise by the Dashboard Light. Saw him twice as he's as accomplished of an actor as a singer as he puts on a brilliant show! Legend.
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    So I was listening to all the Anthologies again, and I had no idea they cursed so much! Ha, another thing we have in common.
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    I am a 14 year old girl and I have an 11 year old brother. As kids we used to play and wrestle around a lot and up until a couple of years ago I could usually rough up my little...
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    The Beatles - Something (1969)
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    It’s Beyond Heartbreaking, but There’s no Mercy for Young Animals in the Meat, Dairy and Egg Industries - By Ariel Garlow Humans love and cherish their babies, they spoil...
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    I'm not sure if this is normal or not but I'm going share. Theres a 3 year age gap between me and brother, this meant that he was always bigger and stronger than me. To add to...
    md199930 md199930 16-17, F a week ago

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    yeah I do. emotionally and physically...its kind of hard to explain... but if I feel like I made a stupid mistake or hurt someone I punch myself. hard. either that, or I get a...
    deejdomingo deejdomingo 13-15, M Jun 23

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    I love taking down a big piece of steak, medium rare! Mmm
    mer22 mer22 18-21, F 12 Responses Jun 23

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    I am a 'Rancher's daughter'. I know how that hamburger got from the field, to the table. When I went hunting with my husband the first time, and he 'cut open the kill'... eyes wide...
    loveCT loveCT 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 22

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    My family and I went to abbey road in London England and did the Beatles walk back in 2006
    bandit5320 bandit5320 31-35, M 2 Responses Jun 21

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    some just really deserve it.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Jun 21

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    This will be an epic 4th of July roast. The pig we will be roasting:)
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    on father's day..They don't deserve to pretend They are good father's around people that don't know them better... first clue you don't have your own kids with you on this day duh...
    lasheadilemma lasheadilemma 31-35, F Jun 21

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    If i ever ever catch my son doing this sh!t i will beat him
    paperangel15 paperangel15 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 21

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