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I Beat My Meat

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    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    I love beating my meat

    when I wake up 2-3 times during the day once at night before I go to sleep & one more time if I wake up in the middle of the night
    imherpervert imherpervert 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    Give me some thick juicy steaks and two big hot buns.A woman with some meat on her bones, is a woman that's a whole lot of fun.Heavy up top some junk in her trunk whip me up some...
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    My vegetarian mum is away on holiday, time to pile the fridge with some juicy red meat :)
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    Defeat of me I am obviously a male, only few months ago I was beaten by a girl in arm wrestling. At the time i was a Junior and she (Robin) was a freshman.I proven to have the...
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    are there no lesbians who want to beat up men?
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    I am on the big island of Hawaii right now and have crossed paths with a militant vegan-- omg. He is sooo trying to talk himself into his veganism. Good for him but I have...
    justbecuz justbecuz 46-50, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    This just happened! It was a fantastic midnight snack. A friend stopped by and we partook of the devils lettuce and then this happened.
    BrandysGood BrandysGood 31-35, F 7 Responses a week ago

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    I would be lying if I said I dislike all meat because I do like bacon and lunch meats. But I absolutely hate chicken, steak and pork. I makes me feel sick to my stomach to just...
    BlueSkysGreyClouds BlueSkysGreyClouds 13-15, F Jul 21

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    We picked out our steer to have slaughtered this Fall, I can't wait to get all that BEEF!!!!!
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 6 Responses Jul 21

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    What the finished pig should look like, DELICIOUS!!!!! MMMMMM!!!!!
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F Jul 21

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    Preparing our pig for the 4th roast!!!!!!!
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    If God hadn't intended for us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty.
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    Any women out there who love to tuck into some lamb and veal???
    guptavish guptavish 31-35 2 Responses Jul 20

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    A proper breakfast for me has to have bacon, sausages and eggs, a great start to the day!
    guptavish guptavish 31-35 1 Response Jul 20

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    Any people out there who love to eat beef, lamb and veal???
    guptavish guptavish 31-35 5 Responses Jul 20

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    I love meat, the younger the animal, the more succulent and tasty it is. I want to go to a farm to kill some lambs and calves for meat and leather.
    guptavish guptavish 31-35 4 Responses Jul 20

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    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    As a child growing in a predominantly Asian family, we were expected to be extremely docile, obedient and submissive. So you can imagine the horror of my parents when I openly...
    Roo1999 Roo1999 13-15 Jul 18

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    Spyro93 Spyro93 18-21, M 12 Responses Jul 18

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    If you eat anything that once had a heartbeat...you are NOT a vegetarian.
    alleycat66 alleycat66 46-50, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    Ok so technically I wasn't beat up. I was assaulted badly. There was no reason why she should have assaulted me. It was on the way to nursery to pick up one of my sons. I had just...
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    Yes i am but only Halaal and properly cooked meat. :) Bar B Que is my favorite
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    I love any meat barbeque, barbecue ribs, chicken anything
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    I am definitely an omnivore. I love a good steak, fried chicken, BBQ, or any other good serving of meat.
    sirfarmer sirfarmer 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    I love red meat so much I can eat it completely raw
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    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F 5 Responses Jul 12

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    Quite excited! Just bought my first smoker. I think tomorrow i will try out a pork loin! Can't wait!
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    Cheeseburgers are incredibly delicious.
    LittleMidnight LittleMidnight 18-21 6 Responses Jul 10

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    I hate when vegetarians treat you differently, Cuz it the reason that you are non veg
    Ladiesman431 Ladiesman431 18-21, M Jul 10

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    I love that there's vegetarians and vegans in this world. Means more meat for the rest of us
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