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I Beat My Meat

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 53 People

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    To me there is nothing better than watching a guy beat off, stroking it like it will be the last time, working it over like the pleasure rod it is. Wrap both your hands around it, squeeze it tight and pound your hands up and down as you watch your head appear and disappear...
    xtacyincin xtacyincin 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    Me Too

    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    Beatin It

    There isn't any better sexual gratification that can compare to beating my meat.fukin love it !!!!!
    justjakin justjakin 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2013

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    What? You Don't Beat Your Meat?

    Oh!.  I get it.  You're one of them guys who play with yourself. You say you ********** cause it sounds nice. Some of you even Jack Off.  Or *******. Some might even Jerk Off.  You do that to music? And how many of you play SPANK THE MONKEY? That's a fun...
    PantsR2PN PantsR2PN 26-30, M 7 Responses Sep 7, 2009

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    I love meat any kind just hits the spot
    tomuchrosey tomuchrosey 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Well, not quite. But this is something I hope to accomplish when I move out in a few years and start really cooking and buying food for myself. This isn't about "animal rights...
    Saudabell Saudabell 13-15, F a week ago

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    Pretty much every meal I eat has to have some sort of meat. The best is anything grilled or bbq'd. A nice steak, chicken, some ribs or some wild game. Mmmm mmm mmm thank you got...
    AlbuquerqueJay AlbuquerqueJay 31-35, M a week ago

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    I want you... I need you... but there aint no way I' m ever gonna love you... but don't be sad.... two out of three ain't bad...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 7 Responses Jun 29

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    Not to offend anybody but.. I find being vegan or vegetarians kinda BS .. we are meant to eat life to live if you were probably a person from a million years ago you'd probably...
    tantanerana tantanerana 16-17, M 5 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    MEAT IS ALL I CAN EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ—
    Midnightthealphawolf Midnightthealphawolf 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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    I certainly don't think we fought our way to the top of the food chain to be vegetarians. No offence to all vegetarians and vegans out there, but you simply can't judge and force...
    atikin atikin 18-21, F 8 Responses Jul 4

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    Not to sound like a A-hole but a don't know how someone can live with out meat. Xo
    ScottFord ScottFord 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 17

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    I was beaten by my older brother, he was 3 years older than me and bipolar. He was a great brother when he wasn't mad at me, take me fishing, bike riding and all that stuff...but...
    phil2014 phil2014 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Happy summer everyone! I am now off school for the summer and excited for senior year next year! One more year of school and I can move out and my brothers can never hurt me again...
    Sylvielynn Sylvielynn 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    I'm incredibly obsessed with the Beatles πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸŽΌπŸŽΌ
    missylawl missylawl 16-17, F 3 Responses Jun 26

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    I don't know another band that has such amazing variety and staying power! I am still discovering new Beatles songs even today. They were truly a one-off. Favorite song? So hard...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jun 26

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    Wow...I could spend all afternoon riffing on the Beatles! If you listen....really listen, to them you realize they unique in every sense.....EVERY sense! They were a sort of...
    icDavey icDavey 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 30

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    Whenever my boyfriend and I cuddle, our hearts beat so fast. Our minds are blank, and the only feelings we have are love, and bliss. Just before we start to kiss, he takes my hand...
    ggreco4795 ggreco4795 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    The only beatings I can remember getting was when my dad was very abusive and get mad over me not doing well in school, or when I would get an answer wrong when he himself tries to...
    Elijahx Elijahx 18-21, M Jul 12

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    I notice that when someone is online they rarely ask directly or as its known beat around the bush to get around to a question they actually want to ask.. why is this ? Perhaps...
    GinIyoku GinIyoku 26-30 5 days ago

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    It isn't my fault of what happened when I was 11. And it isn't my fault about how the aftermath affects me. I'm tired of beating myself up always, over everything. What could I...
    AnnRhodes AnnRhodes 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I grow up with a older brother who was bipolar. He's 3 years older than me. He was very nice mostly but when he turned on me it was always very bad. He'd be out to really hurt me...
    phil2014 phil2014 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    My brother is 7 years older than me and my "mother" made his life a living hell so he made my life a living hell. I didn't have a childhood. My days were filled with hiding and...
    sluggo111 sluggo111 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    I've been a vegetarian for four months :D
    neptunegurl neptunegurl 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    Vegetarians and vegans...those guys are locked out of heaven πŸ˜†πŸ€πŸ›πŸ—πŸ–
    AngularAnger AngularAnger 16-17, M 2 Responses Jun 27

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    this weekend I'm changing out the propane tank and thin slice a big *** slab of tri tip steak and fire them up a couple pieces at a time, dip 'em in sauce and eat it right off the...
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 1 Response Jul 17

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    Makes me feel sick or even be sick, absolutely disgusting
    cults cults 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    sure do i just like the new concept of likeing women so thin one wonders is she livin and breathing ..also has scr..ew up young girls mind so badly they have become anorexic!!sad...
    romell romell 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    And I could teach you how too. Step one: Stop trying to please everyone because it's impossible. In fact, most people get annoyed when you try to make them happy. Step two...
    Xxina Xxina 13-15, F Jun 27

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    I will give it to you straight. You deserve to know. I know how to say it with subtlety and with kindness. You will appreciate the respect I show you by not wasting your time...
    truthandbeauty truthandbeauty 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 1

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    Yesterday's was the worst. Because I have to go out through an ally way it's a really easy ambush area. I was foolish when I saw then I didn't do anything I just froze. I know I...
    theghostofsummerpast theghostofsummerpast 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 2

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    My father was around and when I was younger he was active in my life. When I got to high school, things changed he was barely home my mom basically raised me working 20 hours a...
    Kaseirae14 Kaseirae14 22-25, F Jul 3

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    Ha! I am starting to feel faint because I decided to skip dinner to read all these strange posts from people I do not know. ..cool! my hands are feeling tingly now!
    wiseprotector wiseprotector 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 3

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    I love Capleton, Sizzla, and Morgan Heritage
    MAROONTRIBE MAROONTRIBE 41-45, M Jul 5

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    "You're gonna lose that girl" is life I swear
    Lanigga14 Lanigga14 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    The memory's... Do they ever fade
    JadenLangVageta JadenLangVageta 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    When I was born my biological patents were 23. They were fine with me till I was about 1 month old. They couldn't cope when I cried or woke them up and soon they started abusing me...
    jamieroberthopsen jamieroberthopsen 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 6

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    I think the Abbey Road medley is brilliant !!
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jul 7

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    I think the Abbey Road medley is brilliant !!
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jul 7

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    I think the Abbey Road medley is brilliant !!
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    Wow everyone, 50 years ago A Hard Days Night was released. Can you believe it? I just read some interesting facts and myths about it on one of those Yahoo blurbs. Thank you John...
    vroom555 vroom555 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 7

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    I went all-in shortstacked with KQ suited and this imbecile called me with nothing but Q4 offsuit and he doesn't only hit his 4 once, he hits it twice. Oh and the river there's the...
    Marcnificent Marcnificent 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    Hi all! I hope I can help you. I noticed a while ago I started having a foggy/clouded mind, like someone had pulled an 'off' switch in my mind. I started getting dizzy and my...
    buttonthimbles buttonthimbles 22-25, F Jul 9

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    I have just come from the hospital,had 2 moles removed one from each arm,told today that the moles were malignant but they think they were able to remove,as those in my circle know...
    thecarer thecarer 51-55, M Jul 9

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    If I ever met a guy and found that out I would kick him in the nuts. No joke. And then report him to the police. πŸ˜‡πŸ‘
    FunnyandNerdy FunnyandNerdy 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    My pet chickens live in the pantry. I woke up around 11am on my birthday, and was about to open their door. As I thought, "it would be a cool vine to record myself taking a toke in...
    Fuckaway4rmMe Fuckaway4rmMe 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 14

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    Doesn't everyone? #amirite
    adav218 adav218 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 15

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