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I Beat My Meat

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    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    I love beating my meat

    when I wake up 2-3 times during the day once at night before I go to sleep & one more time if I wake up in the middle of the night
    imherpervert imherpervert 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    but If I had to kill my own meat I'd become a vegetarian
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    Venison, Beef, Pork, Steak, Hot Dogs, Chicken, and many others...I may be a flexitarian, but in the end, I will always choose meat.
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    I get beaten up a lot because that's what I love, I go out start lots of fight so I can stand there and get beaten up, I love it when things get really bad and they leave me for...
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    fa lunch! yums! or brunch? left over meatballs from my spaghetti sauce on a soft bun. and either coke or dr. pepper?
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    I am 13 years old and earlier today I got the crap beaten out of me by my 10 year old brother. We had gotten into an argument about something stupid and we started wrestling around...
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    I can sit through the whole day just listening to the Beatles !!
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 19

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    My 2nd favorite band. Here's my top 20 favorite Beatles songs in order: 1. Strawberry Fields Forever, 2. Hey Jude, 3. A Day In the Life, 4. The Fool On the Hill, 5. Blue Jay Way, 6...
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    Beef, steak, chicken, ham, and tuna are my faves.
    4thGeneration 4thGeneration 22-25, M Aug 18

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    'Cus steak is ******* GREAT
    DrDeathDefying DrDeathDefying 18-21, F Aug 18

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    I'd sure love a nice juicy steak, new York ***** or filet minion! I suffer with anemia, so I have to eat meat, esp. red meat. if my iron is low, I turn pale n my skin gets a...
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    Its nature. We have been eating meat for years now the only difference is we don't need to hunt to get the meat. Oh and its more yummy.
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    Shame on you! How can you put a price on someone's life!? We're all equal and we all have the right to live, "one who agrees with abuse with his silence, might as well be the...
    itaih1 itaih1 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    Shame on you! How can you put a price on someone's life!? We're all equal and we all have the right to live, "one who agrees with abuse with his silence, might as well be the...
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    Shame on you! How can you put a price on someone's life!? We're all equal and we all have the right to live, "one who agrees with abuse with his silence, might as well be the...
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    Shame on you! How can you put a price on someone's life!? We're all equal and we all have the right to live, "one who agrees with abuse with his silence, might as well be the...
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    I at first thought it "I Am a Man Eater" Scared the day light out of me Loll
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    You can ask me anything about the Beatles. I know a fair bit.
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    i'm not much of a meat eater but i really want to stop eating meat.right now i eat turkey,fish and sometimes chicken when it doesn't gross me out. :P
    afromexichick afromexichick 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 16

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    pls someone beat me up :)
    torturemetodeath torturemetodeath 22-25, M Aug 15

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    someone wants to beat me up??? pls message me :)
    torturemetodeath torturemetodeath 22-25, M Aug 15

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    anyone would like to beat my belly up??
    torturemetodeath torturemetodeath 22-25, M Aug 15

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    However unicorn jackets are the shizz
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    Listening to the Beatles 1 album and chilling, great way to end a birthday.
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    As said by Homer Simpson: If god wouldnt want us to eat animals, he wouldn't make them made out of meat.
    Almonimi Almonimi 41-45, M 4 Responses Aug 13

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    IKEA MEATBALLS ARE BAE <3 <3 <3
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    No one's aloud to utter the words vegetarian or vegan in our house. If you do you're thrown out no questions.
    Chimywongwong Chimywongwong 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 13

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    Seriously stop! Looking for a date or a means to get yourself off ? Go some place else ! Show some respect ! This is not what this site is for !
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    I wouldn't consider myself a vegetarian, but I really don't like most meat. I'll only eat seafood.
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    And then the beat got sicker.
    TrollingNRolling TrollingNRolling 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 12

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    Because let's be honest meat is simply better :)
    hal84 hal84 26-30, M 7 Responses Aug 12

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    My father as beaten me for every little thing I did from the time I was 4 till now
    loveyourself98 loveyourself98 16-17, T 2 Responses Aug 11

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    One of the bonuses of having your own steer slaughtered is a nice rug:)
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F Aug 11

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    Basically if you don't like The Beatles you don't have the maturity level to understand how great they are. Lyrically amazing Songs give me chills.
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    Creativce Creativce 26-30, F Aug 8

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    I love my meat raw and tasty! When you are a werewolf, it is your diet, yes?
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