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I Beat My Meat

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    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    What? You Don't Beat Your Meat?

    Oh!.  I get it.  You're one of them guys who play with yourself. You say you ********** cause it sounds nice. Some of you even Jack Off.  Or *******. Some might even Jerk Off.  You do that to music? And how many of you play SPANK THE MONKEY? That's a fun...
    PantsR2PN PantsR2PN 26-30, M 7 Responses Sep 7, 2009

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    Beatin It

    There isn't any better sexual gratification that can compare to beating my meat.fukin love it !!!!!
    justjakin justjakin 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2013

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    Watching

    To me there is nothing better than watching a guy beat off, stroking it like it will be the last time, working it over like the pleasure rod it is. Wrap both your hands around it, squeeze it tight and pound your hands up and down as you watch your head appear and disappear...
    xtacyincin xtacyincin 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    I m too scared coz my hubby will beat me too hard with iron chain.
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    I hate meat. I don't want to eat meat. I don't want to touch meat. I don't want to look at meat. But I will eat it if I have to. If I have to eat meat at all I prefer venison. So...
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    I wanna make a big meaty meal one day i would be like a cheese burger with bacon with some chicken stuffed fries then sound sausage on a big fat steak with shrimp stuffed crabs...
    ThaQueen1 ThaQueen1 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    What caveman one day while hunting cow glanced to the other and said, "Oog, if we can't beat 'em, join em" ?
    AlbertFeynstein AlbertFeynstein 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    You can't beat a nice juicy steak :))
    zuese zuese 46-50, M a week ago

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    If I'm entirely honest I don't want to be a meat eater. I'm starting to reduce the amount of meat I eat in general. As a Buddhist I acknowledge that when I eat meat I'm helping...
    samuraiswordless samuraiswordless 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Today I ate a piece of meat and I don't know why but it was really really hard for me to eat it. Of course I eventually ate it because I forced myself to eat it since I don't like...
    ponycupcake ponycupcake 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm going to see if I can give up meat for a whole month except for seafood. I know it will hard. I want to see how much weight I will lose without eating meat. It will be a...
    Idreamtowaketofindthefate Idreamtowaketofindthefate 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    I'm stoked this experience exists, which means I am not the *most* iron-deficient being on the planet. I was raised lacto-ovo veg since birth, and thus I don't even think of meat...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    I'm trying a new diet to see if it will help me lose weight. I love eating meat. I just want to see if I can go a whole month without it. I'm allowing myself to eat fish. I been...
    Idreamtowaketofindthefate Idreamtowaketofindthefate 18-21, F Sep 4

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    My brother in law likes to go hunting. So when we'd be invited over for dinner we would have moose steak. Or if it's a birthday party, there'd be a meat & cheese platter. The meat...
    ValerieFrizzle ValerieFrizzle 41-45, F 28 Responses Sep 11

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    Last year I got my super sportsman tags which are not available here in New York this year. I shot a doe with my bow,another doe with my muzzle loader which I gave to my nephew and...
    wntstohelp wntstohelp 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 11

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    I do enjoy my food and love all kinds of meat but I do feel guilty about how our lust for food is causing so much damage to the planet. And it's us, in the West who are the main...
    Riffster Riffster 51-55, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'm a totally girly teenage girl but put any kind of meat in front of me and I'll devour it as if it were the end of the world and the only way I could keep the world going is by...
    fuckinglife fuckinglife 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I enjoy a big salad. I like most vegetables. I like most fruits as well. A good rib eye steak, prime rib are on a whole other plane. I prefer them medium-rare. When I go to an all...
    Luvhugeuptop Luvhugeuptop 46-50, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I would die without meat,... After I eat steak, people always comment on how my pupils dilate,.... And i feel a bit high/slightly drunk while that's happening,.... I think I am...
    DaddyDouglas DaddyDouglas 41-45, M 10 Responses Aug 21

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    Wanna hear a sad meat story? Ever since I was young I have enjoyed the bounty of the sea, especially shrimp. I loved eating shrimp salad, shrimp scampi, steamed shrimp, shrimp...
    Emojinoid Emojinoid 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 1

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    I love meat if can live with out it I like burgers ,ribs ,hot dogs ,chicken ,pepperoni ,sausage ,turkey ,ham ,beef ,pork chops ,steak ,chicken tenders ,chicken patties ,etc.
    ThaQueen1 ThaQueen1 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 1

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    Red meat is my main intake for protein as legunes, soy beans, alfalfa, and all nuts will not allow me to live. However, I am very picky. Has to be grass fed, no hofmones...
    Soullovr Soullovr 56-60, M 1 Response Sep 5

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    Throughout history, we humans have been eating meat in order to survive. I see nothing wrong with it.
    OdeSlinger OdeSlinger 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 6

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    I want to switch to organic, grass fed beef, uncaged chickens, eat more stuff like wild caught salmon. It seems the older I get though, the less appealing meat really is.
    JohnathanR JohnathanR 41-45, M 4 Responses Sep 7

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    What supposedly "exotic meat" have you eaten?
    BlueTortoise BlueTortoise 61-65, F 14 Responses 5 days ago

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    My childhood was hell. No family and no friends. Just bullies who had nothing beater to do than steal my clothes or knock me off my bike. When I was 12 got beaten up really badly I...
    Skye1997 Skye1997 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 30

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    Hola! I have gotten a few more requests for old stories about Bryce and Michael, so here ya go! This was when I was in tenth grade and Bryce was in 12th. As mentioned in my...
    Sylvielynn Sylvielynn 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    Heart has 4 chambers 1 Chamber for God 1 Chamber for Papa 1 Chamber for Mom 1 Chamber for Love . , . No chamber for Friends Because Friends are heart-beats And Life is due to these...
    RUBYJUTT RUBYJUTT 18-21, F Sep 5

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    My dad is gone now, but I've made peace with myself, & stopped wasting energy on him. For years I blamed me for him. It wasn't my fault he was a looser. He beat my mom for just...
    nevadiva4u nevadiva4u 41-45 5 days ago

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    I've been beatboxing for a while now, and I can say I'm getting much better. I actually sound like a serious beatboxer. So far I've only showed it to a few people and they all...
    SocksWithASideOfMud SocksWithASideOfMud 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    I have suffered with yeast infection for a long time but I am determined to beat it. I will start a journey and post updates until I get rid of it. From now on I will not wear any...
    dreamer3214 dreamer3214 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    Two months ago yesterday, my boyfriend of 11.5 months broke up with me. I was not expecting it, despite the fighting. I always felt that the good parts were with so much more...
    Qooirk Qooirk 22-25, F Aug 23

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    Yes I have been beaten, abused, and punched.......but you know what? I'm not going to let that affect my way of life......in fact in the end I will hug and thank them because I...
    XannaleiseX XannaleiseX 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 23

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    I love banging on **** & making beats out of anything. It's so fun
    ThaQueen1 ThaQueen1 18-21, F Aug 25

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    I beat her up cuz she was being mean to my best friend :)
    Strangerdanger47 Strangerdanger47 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    My life is pretty much over. I was getting bullied at school this morning by a couple of girls. What do guys do in order to deal with them. They drove me insane until I lost it and...
    iamsodead iamsodead 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    Me and my exfiance broke up over a year ago, i still beat myself up over what could have been if we would have stayed together
    kait1121 kait1121 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    is thier any female who would beat me up in a fair bare knuckle fist fight
    secretad secretad 51-55, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    There are days I would welcome the silence and serenity. I've seen the light once and been in the vortex looking back onto my body - and you know it's not do bad. I guess I won't...
    bjcf1102 bjcf1102 66-70, M 5 hrs ago

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    I can't seem to let my past go.. I cNt stop thinking of the horrible things I've done Asa teenager now I 20 yrs old .. But it haunts me to this day to think of those things I did...
    amoriette amoriette 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    The best steak that I've ever had was at Hard Rock Cafe. Delicious. I've only been there once for my birthday but I will definitely go again someday.
    bec413 bec413 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 20

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    Has anyone been to any of the Brazilian steak houses? If you haven't your missing paradise. You get a two tone little disk and if you flip it to green a bunch of guys slice all...
    Emojinoid Emojinoid 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 20

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    Just love the stuff....
    Wolfy93 Wolfy93 18-21, M Aug 23

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    Venison burger on a homemade seven-grain roll, a sliced red onion from the garden (still sun warm) a couple of fire roasted jalapeƱo peppers, cilantro, and red, ripe tomatoes...
    BlueTortoise BlueTortoise 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 23

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    i just came home from the best bbq ever... i am so full i doubt i can ever eat anything again, but it was just so good. artisan made sausages and one half of a cow roast over a...
    Marceline2000 Marceline2000 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 23

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