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    I love beating my meat

    when I wake up 2-3 times during the day once at night before I go to sleep & one more time if I wake up in the middle of the night
    imherpervert imherpervert 26-30, M 3 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    -Go on Youtube. -Type in Kellin Quinn Beatbox. -Waaaatch.*_* THIS GUY CAN IS SO PERFECT. AND I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BEAT BOX THE WAY THAT HE DOES.
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    I am a 13 year old white girl and this past Friday I wore a dress and white pantyhose to school. After school on that day I was attacked and beaten up by a 12 year old black girl...
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    I didn't want him to feel bad, but I felt embarrassed when my ex got beat up. He lost easily, and I said all the right things to him, but I felt humiliated in some way. I guess I...
    SignificantDebbie SignificantDebbie 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 1

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    Alright, if there's anything you need to know about the beatles just ask me
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    I just got beat up by my brother it hurts and i have forming bruises on my breast stomach and legs... My mom didn't do anything but yell at BOTH of us 😭
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    I have been hit and bullied for being transgender but that's was when I was in high school and know I just get dirty looks and name called so yeah me and my transgender and gay...
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    Would love a lesbian couple or a single lesbian to beat me up.
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    This is the chart of where pork comes from on the animal, now my daughter won't eat ham, lol
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    We have never tried lamb before, but would love to, can anyone share what lamb tastes like? This is a nice little chart.
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    Love wine with my BEEF!
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    I love my BEEF!
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    I saw a juicy rare steak at the store and couldn't help myself, I made my dad buy it for me. I'm gonna feast tonight ^^
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    Loves it. Too much. Hopes it never gets denied. Hopes it is always affordable.
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    I don't like them..... I am one of them <3
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    i don't mean bbw, but I like woman who are not big but not skinny either. they are in between and filled out right on the right areas.
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    i tend to do this way too much. and I know its not healthy but im trying to work on it
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    "It's so fine, it's sunshine, it's the wooooooooord LOVE" <3 <3 <3
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    I am here as you are here as you are me and we are all together
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