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I Beat My Meat

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 52 People

    What? You Don't Beat Your Meat?

    Oh!.  I get it.  You're one of them guys who play with yourself. You say you ********** cause it sounds nice. Some of you even Jack Off.  Or *******. Some might even Jerk Off.  You do that to music? And how many of you play SPANK THE MONKEY? That's a fun...
    PantsR2PN PantsR2PN 26-30, M 7 Responses Sep 7, 2009

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    Me Too

    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    Watching

    To me there is nothing better than watching a guy beat off, stroking it like it will be the last time, working it over like the pleasure rod it is. Wrap both your hands around it, squeeze it tight and pound your hands up and down as you watch your head appear and disappear...
    xtacyincin xtacyincin 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    Beatin It

    There isn't any better sexual gratification that can compare to beating my meat.fukin love it !!!!!
    justjakin justjakin 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2013

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    I'm a city girl from DC, then I moved to Colorado for undergrad. I didn't know 'meat' until I moved west. The first time I had REAL jerky I nearly cried. It was the kind you have...
    Arcover Arcover 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 13

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    What caveman one day while hunting cow glanced to the other and said, "Oog, if we can't beat 'em, join em" ?
    AlbertFeynstein AlbertFeynstein 13-15, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Meats and Seafoods I have eaten and enjoyed were: Octopus, Alligator, Shark, Mahi-Mahi, Venison, Emu, Ostrich, Beefalo (a hybrid cow and buffalo), Bison, Conch, Squid, Quail, Goat...
    Moca2014 Moca2014 26-30 Jul 29

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    I lived without eating meat for five years once, scared off due to the BSE crises... But I am only to glad to be eating it again :0) Nothing like a bacon sandwich, or fresh...
    off2heavenIgo off2heavenIgo 13-15 2 Responses Aug 15

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    If I'm entirely honest I don't want to be a meat eater. I'm starting to reduce the amount of meat I eat in general. As a Buddhist I acknowledge that when I eat meat I'm helping...
    samuraiswordless samuraiswordless 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    Sure, I like fruits and vegetables as well but there is nothing like a nicely cooked slab of meat. I respect people that wish to be vegan or vegetarians but I choose not to be and...
    galdran galdran 36-40, M Aug 9

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    I tried to not eat meat for one day yesterday... It ripped my heart out seeing people eat meat while i couldnt. I wonder what vegetarians feel.
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 4 Responses Aug 11

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    steak steak steak mmm...favorite meat
    hellokitti hellokitti 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 29

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    I can't live without meat, and you? :)
    ChenWeiZheng ChenWeiZheng 22-25, M 29 Responses Jul 29

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    I plan to sample other exotic meats like Camel, Kangaroo, Elk, Antelope, Llama ,Rattlesnake and possibly Bear, Lion and Zebra in the future to satisfy my curiosity and maybe even...
    Moca2014 Moca2014 26-30 Jul 29

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    You vegans out there... 👏 I truly do give you a round of applause for being strong enough to resist meat. Just keep in mind I'd be the first person you'd see eating a big juicy...
    EmmieBear EmmieBear 16-17, F 6 Responses Aug 11

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    I would die without meat,... After I eat steak, people always comment on how my pupils dilate,.... And i feel a bit high/slightly drunk while that's happening,.... I think I am...
    DaddyDouglas DaddyDouglas 41-45, M 10 Responses Aug 21

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    Being very athletic my whole life, I have a very muscular, strong and large heart. I can feel every single beat, hear it beating if I am in a quiet room and see my chest heaving to...
    Heartbeatjay Heartbeatjay 46-50, M Aug 4

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    I recently had a kickboxing match at my gym with a girl and I lost. I'm very disappointed in myself and feel really embarrassed. I lost infront of my kids and girlfriend. What's...
    MrBoxer MrBoxer 36-40 Aug 14

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    I had recently gotten out of a three year relationship when I met my current husband. He was an old friend, well liked by a lot of people. I thought I knew him. We wound up...
    breakingout2014 breakingout2014 26-30, F Aug 14

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    Hola! I have gotten a few more requests for old stories about Bryce and Michael, so here ya go! This was when I was in tenth grade and Bryce was in 12th. As mentioned in my...
    Sylvielynn Sylvielynn 18-21, F Aug 19

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    I was a senior in high school, and 5-1, and the girl was a freshman, and 5-11. She was on the swim team, and had been the best swimmer since 7th grade, she was considered a phenom...
    Carlsoncarly Carlsoncarly 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 8

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    I used to think beating myself up would make me be a better person or cause me to make positive changes. Today I realize it is a counter productive activity
    ib14fun ib14fun 41-45 Aug 10

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    I just sorta kinda learned how. I know a few tricks here and there. Beatboxing is kind of like a lifestyle. Since I've learned how to do it, I can't stop, lol.
    anorganizedmess anorganizedmess 16-17, F Aug 10

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    Its just one of those things I can't help doing. I do it over the smallest things and end up worrying about so much I end up making myself extremely anxious and quite often very...
    lexlugor lexlugor 36-40 1 Response Aug 12

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    I was always taught that we are the way we are because of nurture or nature. Sometimes I wonder if i am the way i am because of watching my alcoholic dad violently beating my...
    cassieeeeeeeeee cassieeeeeeeeee 18-21, F Aug 16

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    Two months ago yesterday, my boyfriend of 11.5 months broke up with me. I was not expecting it, despite the fighting. I always felt that the good parts were with so much more...
    Qooirk Qooirk 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Yes I have been beaten, abused, and punched.......but you know what? I'm not going to let that affect my way of life......in fact in the end I will hug and thank them because I...
    XannaleiseX XannaleiseX 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love banging on **** & making beats out of anything. It's so fun
    ThaQueen1 ThaQueen1 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I beat her up cuz she was being mean to my best friend :)
    Strangerdanger47 Strangerdanger47 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    My life is pretty much over. I was getting bullied at school this morning by a couple of girls. What do guys do in order to deal with them. They drove me insane until I lost it and...
    iamsodead iamsodead 16-17, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I sure am....Chicken breast....Turkey breast....Duck breast.... I like them all the most but most of all I love to suckle upon and drink from big engorged milky breasts......
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M 2 hrs ago

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    Well all I can say is shame on you!
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M Jul 30

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    i eat fish and vegetables, fruits.
    yodatheching yodatheching 22-25, F Jul 31

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    I had a 16 oz, 50 dollar steak last night for dinner in NY. Perfection.
    Dev4444 Dev4444 13-15, F 5 Responses Aug 1

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    I order steak at any restaurant that has it or I make it at home.
    Random22s Random22s 13-15, M Aug 4

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    There's nothing I love more than eating a steak. Medium rare, nice and juicy. Or a nice roast beef, where it breaks up in your mouth because it's so tender.
    Christo23 Christo23 22-25, M 5 Responses Aug 7

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    I mean slim Jim's, beef jerky , chicken wings . Yummm
    alyssabay alyssabay 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    I am currently eating beef jerky yup
    xchelseydawnx xchelseydawnx 22-25, F 11 Responses Aug 13

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    I find it highly offensive when one only wants to know the physical attributes hat make me who I am. Yes, I understand humans are greedy and selfish, but what is most important is...
    CelaRose1995 CelaRose1995 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 15

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    And I haven't since about summer of 2000, except a few accidents at restaurants where they brought me the wrong things and it took me a bite to find out what was inside the food.
    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 Aug 15

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    I wish I had more steak. I f******* love steak.
    guardian96 guardian96 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 18

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    The best steak that I've ever had was at Hard Rock Cafe. Delicious. I've only been there once for my birthday but I will definitely go again someday.
    bec413 bec413 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 20

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    Has anyone been to any of the Brazilian steak houses? If you haven't your missing paradise. You get a two tone little disk and if you flip it to green a bunch of guys slice all...
    Emojinoid Emojinoid 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 20

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    Just love the stuff....
    Wolfy93 Wolfy93 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Venison burger on a homemade seven-grain roll, a sliced red onion from the garden (still sun warm) a couple of fire roasted jalapeño peppers, cilantro, and red, ripe tomatoes...
    BlueTortoise BlueTortoise 61-65, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    i just came home from the best bbq ever... i am so full i doubt i can ever eat anything again, but it was just so good. artisan made sausages and one half of a cow roast over a...
    Marceline2000 Marceline2000 18-21, F 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    Music makes me feel like nothing else can. I can relate to it, and I don't haft to explain myself to it. If I didn't have music I wouldn't have made it through everything I've been...
    DiamondNikki12 DiamondNikki12 18-21, F Jul 29

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