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I Beat My Meat

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    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    I love beating my meat

    when I wake up 2-3 times during the day once at night before I go to sleep & one more time if I wake up in the middle of the night
    imherpervert imherpervert 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    I've even taken my own sticks of sweet cream salted butter to restaurants with me and have instructed them to melt it and serve me that instead of the margarine or other fake stuff...
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