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I Beat My Meat

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    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    I love beating my meat

    when I wake up 2-3 times during the day once at night before I go to sleep & one more time if I wake up in the middle of the night
    imherpervert imherpervert 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    I am a member of P.E.T.A. (people for eating of tasty animals!)
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    What the finished pig should look like, DELICIOUS!!!!! MMMMMM!!!!!
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    Preparing our pig for the 4th roast!!!!!!!
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    If God hadn't intended for us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty.
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