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    I love beating my meat

    when I wake up 2-3 times during the day once at night before I go to sleep & one more time if I wake up in the middle of the night
    imherpervert imherpervert 26-30, M 3 Responses Oct 31

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    Me Too

    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    Class in session,sleng teng style.
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