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I Beat My Meat

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 54 People

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    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    Watching

    To me there is nothing better than watching a guy beat off, stroking it like it will be the last time, working it over like the pleasure rod it is. Wrap both your hands around it, squeeze it tight and pound your hands up and down as you watch your head appear and disappear...
    xtacyincin xtacyincin 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    Beatin It

    There isn't any better sexual gratification that can compare to beating my meat.fukin love it !!!!!
    justjakin justjakin 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2013

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    What? You Don't Beat Your Meat?

    Oh!.  I get it.  You're one of them guys who play with yourself. You say you ********** cause it sounds nice. Some of you even Jack Off.  Or *******. Some might even Jerk Off.  You do that to music? And how many of you play SPANK THE MONKEY? That's a fun...
    PantsR2PN PantsR2PN 26-30, M 7 Responses Sep 7, 2009

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    I hate meat. I don't want to eat meat. I don't want to touch meat. I don't want to look at meat. But I will eat it if I have to. If I have to eat meat at all I prefer venison. So...
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 4

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    I wanna make a big meaty meal one day i would be like a cheese burger with bacon with some chicken stuffed fries then sound sausage on a big fat steak with shrimp stuffed crabs...
    ThaQueen1 ThaQueen1 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    You can't beat a nice juicy steak :))
    zuese zuese 46-50, M Sep 12

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    Today I ate a piece of meat and I don't know why but it was really really hard for me to eat it. Of course I eventually ate it because I forced myself to eat it since I don't like...
    ponycupcake ponycupcake 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 17

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    I'm going to see if I can give up meat for a whole month except for seafood. I know it will hard. I want to see how much weight I will lose without eating meat. It will be a...
    Idreamtowaketofindthefate Idreamtowaketofindthefate 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    I'm stoked this experience exists, which means I am not the *most* iron-deficient being on the planet. I was raised lacto-ovo veg since birth, and thus I don't even think of meat...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    I'm trying a new diet to see if it will help me lose weight. I love eating meat. I just want to see if I can go a whole month without it. I'm allowing myself to eat fish. I been...
    Idreamtowaketofindthefate Idreamtowaketofindthefate 18-21, F Sep 4

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    My brother in law likes to go hunting. So when we'd be invited over for dinner we would have moose steak. Or if it's a birthday party, there'd be a meat & cheese platter. The meat...
    ValerieFrizzle ValerieFrizzle 41-45, F 28 Responses Sep 11

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    Last year I got my super sportsman tags which are not available here in New York this year. I shot a doe with my bow,another doe with my muzzle loader which I gave to my nephew and...
    wntstohelp wntstohelp 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 11

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    I do enjoy my food and love all kinds of meat but I do feel guilty about how our lust for food is causing so much damage to the planet. And it's us, in the West who are the main...
    Riffster Riffster 51-55, M 2 Responses Sep 17

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    I'm a totally girly teenage girl but put any kind of meat in front of me and I'll devour it as if it were the end of the world and the only way I could keep the world going is by...
    fuckinglife fuckinglife 13-15, F Sep 17

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    I enjoy a big salad. I like most vegetables. I like most fruits as well. A good rib eye steak, prime rib are on a whole other plane. I prefer them medium-rare. When I go to an all...
    Luvhugeuptop Luvhugeuptop 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 18

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    Wanna hear a sad meat story? Ever since I was young I have enjoyed the bounty of the sea, especially shrimp. I loved eating shrimp salad, shrimp scampi, steamed shrimp, shrimp...
    Emojinoid Emojinoid 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 1

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    I love meat if can live with out it I like burgers ,ribs ,hot dogs ,chicken ,pepperoni ,sausage ,turkey ,ham ,beef ,pork chops ,steak ,chicken tenders ,chicken patties ,etc.
    ThaQueen1 ThaQueen1 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 1

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    Throughout history, we humans have been eating meat in order to survive. I see nothing wrong with it.
    OdeSlinger OdeSlinger 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 6

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    I want to switch to organic, grass fed beef, uncaged chickens, eat more stuff like wild caught salmon. It seems the older I get though, the less appealing meat really is.
    JohnathanR JohnathanR 41-45, M 4 Responses Sep 7

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    What supposedly "exotic meat" have you eaten?
    BlueTortoise BlueTortoise 61-65, F 14 Responses Sep 13

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    Love me some rare rib eye. Juiced meaty delight. And some steamed asparagus. Yummy.
    kickthewall kickthewall 26-30, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    This is exactly the reason I cannot be a vegetarian - ever. I've even gone to great lengths to try those faux meats, and they simply do not taste the same. I admire vegetarians...
    NoVADad703 NoVADad703 31-35, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My childhood was hell. No family and no friends. Just bullies who had nothing beater to do than steal my clothes or knock me off my bike. When I was 12 got beaten up really badly I...
    Skye1997 Skye1997 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 30

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    Heart has 4 chambers 1 Chamber for God 1 Chamber for Papa 1 Chamber for Mom 1 Chamber for Love . , . No chamber for Friends Because Friends are heart-beats And Life is due to these...
    RUBYJUTT RUBYJUTT 18-21, F Sep 5

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    My dad is gone now, but I've made peace with myself, & stopped wasting energy on him. For years I blamed me for him. It wasn't my fault he was a looser. He beat my mom for just...
    nevadiva4u nevadiva4u 41-45 Sep 14

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    I've been beatboxing for a while now, and I can say I'm getting much better. I actually sound like a serious beatboxer. So far I've only showed it to a few people and they all...
    SocksWithASideOfMud SocksWithASideOfMud 18-21, M Sep 15

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    I have suffered with yeast infection for a long time but I am determined to beat it. I will start a journey and post updates until I get rid of it. From now on I will not wear any...
    dreamer3214 dreamer3214 22-25, F Sep 18

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    I saw them beat on the poor people when I was homeless myself. For weeks, I watched as they rolled up to the homeless in the middle of the night, doing nothing more than sleeping...
    QuickandtheDead QuickandtheDead 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    Me and my exfiance broke up over a year ago, i still beat myself up over what could have been if we would have stayed together
    kait1121 kait1121 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 12

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    is thier any female who would beat me up in a fair bare knuckle fist fight
    secretad secretad 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 17

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    i now see how i am complete and utter scum and he was right about my metal health deteriorating and how i am self loathing, narsacsitic, god complex who is unable to lose an...
    imadickface imadickface 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 19

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    I m too scared coz my hubby will beat me too hard with iron chain.
    sangeeta73 sangeeta73 36-40, F Sep 19

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    Most of my life I've been a peaceful person, trying to avoid fight and arguments. But, recently I have found out that nasty people who betray your love and goodness can really be...
    Soossie Soossie 51-55, F 3 Responses Sep 20

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    I tend to beat myself up a lot. I try to conquer everything on my own and its just not possible; Im killing myself. I work 9am to 5 pm Mon-Fri, then I have a 5 year old, and on top...
    Sb88 Sb88 26-30, F a week ago

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    It does....It really has a catchy beat....
    rorytheawesomeboy rorytheawesomeboy 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    I prefer wanking when flirting than when watching rated scenes. ill need like 7 or more chat buddies to break this
    cute211 cute211 16-17, M 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I want steak. And shrimp. And a big, fat juicy hamburger.... OMG!!!! I'm starving.
    ladymaverick31 ladymaverick31 31-35, F 10 Responses Sep 1

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    Love the way it tastes- can't get enough
    ElectricDream ElectricDream 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 6

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    If cute little animals didn't want to be eaten, they wouldn't taste so damn good.
    MrPlank MrPlank 51-55, M 3 Responses Sep 6

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    I always enjoy a good juicy steak from Outback Steakhouse or the Chop House in Knoxville, TN!
    EastTNNudist EastTNNudist 18-21, M 4 Responses Sep 9

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    As a Hunter and Avid Angler : YOU know my view on using what I harvest I dont need to elaborate on how fantastic it is either Just putting in my two cents to let you Greenies...
    TsavoHunter TsavoHunter 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 12

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    I eat vegetables and stuff too. But bacon is basically better then people
    brookiebear3011 brookiebear3011 13-15, F 6 Responses Sep 13

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    There is nothing better than a good steak or roast at meal time. I enjoy a well rounded diet. While many may not like my choice in food, I am happy with it.
    pakettle pakettle 66-70, M 2 Responses Sep 13

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    Bacon. That's all I gotta say
    thegiggleatafuneral thegiggleatafuneral 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 14

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    Bacon double cheeseburger :p
    makethemostofyourlife makethemostofyourlife 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 14

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    animals can live without us , but we cant live without them.
    Mihkowakayios Mihkowakayios 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 17

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