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    I love beating my meat

    when I wake up 2-3 times during the day once at night before I go to sleep & one more time if I wake up in the middle of the night
    imherpervert imherpervert 26-30, M 3 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    Ok so, I don't hate people who eat meat. Though, what I do hate is when people proudly wear the label "meat eater" and feel the need to brag about it. What I hate even more than...
    Bethstar Bethstar 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 5

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    When I was younger, I didn't use the word meat, I thought all meat was chicken. Chicken = meat. Chicken = Chicken Pork = Chicken Beef = Chicken Steak = Chicken Lamb = Chicken Duck...
    PotterLock PotterLock 13-15, F Feb 16

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    I'm thinking that whether by Divine Origin or Evolutionary Adaptation, the human body is pretty well designed to do what it was intended to do.I think those 4 canine teeth in the...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 16 Responses 1 day ago

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    I was stupid to underestimate the importance of meat. And I was even more stupid to think that I had been at the best maintaining a good distance from it. I was so wrong.
    hiddentears hiddentears 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 14

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    I don't eat meat , I haven't since I was 12
    roxytruth roxytruth 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    We are big meat eaters in my house. My girls love veal a lot. I have to always show them a chart of the animal they are eating because they don't want to eat the animals back end...
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    The Night Before - The Beatles. The Beatles - I'm Happy Just To Dance With You.   The Beatles - Lady Madonna.  The Beatles - Norwegian Wood.   
    CoolMemories CoolMemories 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 30

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    A beat An ache of loneliness which you feel at that moment will never go away A longing that takes your mind to an unknown place A sensual desire which heats your entire being...
    SecretEscape SecretEscape 36-40, F 10 Responses Feb 19

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    when I was a small child about the age of 2 I was beaten, I was beaten to the age of 10. im 14 now but I still remember some of the beatings like it was yesterday. my father is a...
    justneedshope justneedshope 13-15, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I actually asked this girl to beat my butt hard. She did beat me up so bad it was amazing and i want it to happen again . I wanna be in of those fight clouds like in cartoons...
    kickmybutt1 kickmybutt1 13-15 2 Responses Jan 29

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    Just picked up The Beatles: Live At The BBC. It was a good compilation of their songs and covers of others music. I recommend you get it if you don't already have it.
    GreatLakesGuy GreatLakesGuy 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    I tried writing this experience once but it shut down in the middle, so I'm a little frustrated but I'll try again. I was saying that I find myself doing things just for the sole...
    Shamandora Shamandora 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    It actually takes a lot of gumption to train a Magikarp, not evolve it, and say... beat the elite 4 in any given game with it alone.
    Shirogane Shirogane 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 8

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    OMG, I will go to a Ringo Starr's concert!! I'm felling so haaaappy! Everything is getting better lately.. Now I will have seen all the alive Beatleees live! *------*
    imandynation imandynation 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    I wear girls clothes and got to a park at night to walk around and have been beaten up a few times I guess I deserved it
    soaked44 soaked44 46-50, T 1 Response Feb 16

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    Here is something I wish I knew: Everyone who followed the Beatles knows that there was a creative tension between John and Paul. Although at one time they were really close both...
    Uncleleo Uncleleo 56-60, M 1 Response Feb 17

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    Wth?! Wth is this group doing here?! It's not possible to hate the Beatles!
    Lovethebump Lovethebump 26-30, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    any lesbians enjoy beating up men?
    Hermeister Hermeister 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I'm not as innocent as everyone thinks I am. When I was younger I was a horrid *** of a ***** to everyone. And when I was 11 my attitude got me put in hospital when people were fed...
    whiterobin whiterobin 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    This is one of the cool charts I ordered for my daughter. She has to know what part of the animal she is eating and where it comes from. She refuses to eat the back end of the...
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 6 hrs ago

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    This is the chart of where pork comes from on the animal, now my daughter won't eat ham, lol
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    We have never tried lamb before, but would love to, can anyone share what lamb tastes like? This is a nice little chart.
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    This is a picture I took back in October of my butchers farm. The animals are very well taken care of.
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 9 Responses Jan 30

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    Cool little chart I downloaded for my daughter. So she knows what part of the cow she is eating, lol
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 14 Responses Jan 30

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    Love ribs. Best thing ever.
    Meilanibabe Meilanibabe 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 31

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    I wish I could eat medium rare prime rib every day!
    nogods4me nogods4me 41-45, M 4 Responses Feb 1

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    This photo was taken back in September up in Vermont of my sister picking out her pig for her freezer.
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 3

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    Because steak and bacon rocks!
    hal48 hal48 26-30, M 6 Responses Feb 4

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    ribeye steaks (smoked to mid-rare) with eggs (over-easy)...Anytime of day!
    it4o it4o 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 4

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    2.5lb Cowboy Steak cooking at 180F with hickory wood chips in my electric smokehouse... so worth the wait.
    TheMisanthropist TheMisanthropist 31-35, M 4 Responses Feb 5

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    Ever had "do it yourself" BBQ Chicken and corn soooo good you break into a sweat. Mmmmmmm. No the coma sets in. Good night.
    JadedLass JadedLass 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 10

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    If vegetarians love and care for animals so much, why do they constantly eat all their food?
    CasualSphinx CasualSphinx 18-21, M 4 Responses Feb 16

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    Im attracted to a woman who has some good assets
    jrad30 jrad30 31-35, M Feb 18

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    grilled burgers with crispy beef bacon and melting Roquefort (blue cheese)... mmmm
    tiffaz1984 tiffaz1984 31-35, M 7 Responses a week ago

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    big ole ribeue with mash taters
    Pennyeary Pennyeary 36-40, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    I want a nice juicy, sirloin steak, full rack of ribs and bratwursts with a side of bacon wrapped shrimp on toothpicks and I'll take about 37 of those, please?
    PorkythePig PorkythePig 18-21, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    A friend sent me this picture of a pig roast they had 2 years ago. We want to roast a pig as soon as the weather turns warmer if it ever does! This pig is so awesome. The farm we...
    JennyTom JennyTom 36-40, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Burroughs, Kerouac, Ginsberg, Corso, Cassady, Whalen... all these incredible personalties, writers and poets. I can't believe there is nothing already on here already.
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    I have a huge tendency to do this. Whenever I get like an A- or something in school Im not even proud, I need an A to be happy. I'm not trying to sound cocky, but I guess thats the...
    hushhush122 hushhush122 13-15, F Feb 2

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    How do I move on and look straight ahead?
    justhatgurl justhatgurl 16-17, F Feb 8

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    Hi everyone -- I'm here to share my story about how I halted the majority of my depression and PTSD symptoms through diet change. :) I've suffered from depression for my entire...
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