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I Beat My Meat

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    Beatin It - There isn't any better sexual gratification that can compare to beating my meat.fukin love it !!!!!
    justjakin justjakin 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2013

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    What? You Don't Beat Your Meat? - Oh!.  I get it.  You're one of them guys who play with yourself. You say you ********** cause it sounds nice. Some of you even Jack...
    PantsR2PN PantsR2PN 22-25, M 6 Responses Sep 7, 2009

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    Watching - To me there is nothing better than watching a guy beat off, stroking it like it will be the last time, working it over like the pleasure rod it is. Wrap both your hands...
    xtacyincin xtacyincin 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    Me Too - Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Feb 29, 2012

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    I can’t imagine not being able to eat meat. To me, it tastes SO GOOD. Just the idea of perfectly grilled steak makes my mouth water. And I don’t just love steak. I also...
    AnonymousEP77 AnonymousEP77 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    I really hate the thought of what I'm eating was once a living and beautiful creature. There are so many of us, especially one but she'll just deny it if I say her name, that won't...
    DarkHappiness DarkHappiness 13-15, F Apr 1

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    Yes. I'm a meat eater. Pork, Beef, Poultry, Fish, etc. Don't go all vegan, vegetarian, and PETA on me now.
    Philli8807 Philli8807 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    Yes. I'm a meat eater. Pork, Beef, Poultry, Fish, etc. Don't go all vegan, vegetarian, and PETA on me now.
    Philli8807 Philli8807 22-25, F 7 Responses Mar 24

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    I don't hate meat. I just don't need it. If I can I avoid eating it I will. :p
    LoneWolf2001 LoneWolf2001 13-15, F Mar 26

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    It Was My Mission to Never have dad hurt the others when I was younger. There are 5 in my family, 3 girls (all born first, I'm 2nd oldest), and 2 boys. We weren't an overly...
    maqeurious maqeurious 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    I just want this of my chest. About a year ago me and my 3 closest friends were just hanging out in a small park. We got some ice cream, everything was okay and we had a lot of...
    anonw123 anonw123 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Beatboxing is my life... i really do love it, i love doing it... i have a few stories for that, ill sum them down.. I normally travel to the city with my friend every weekend just...
    image2fite image2fite 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    I was beaten up in a school locker room by several jocks you wanna read the whole story get on my profile and look for my experience ive been beaten up
    LaTeAssassin LaTeAssassin 16-17, M Mar 28

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    Realized a few months ago that there is a Beatles lyric for every conceivable emotion in life, so started creating art based on their lyrics and my mood at the time. So glad I can...
    jan73 jan73 46-50, F 2 days ago

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    I was beaten by my Mother from 2 until I was 15. as were most of my siblings. As a response, I never laid hands on my children in anger. This circle is Closed!
    guiocopiano guiocopiano 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 24

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    It was 2 years ago today i was beaten up by several guys in a school locker room for being Bi its stupid but im going to tell you my story: i was getting changed into gym clothes...
    LaTeAssassin LaTeAssassin 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 27

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    Hi everyone I'm searchin for domeone who can make beats for hip hop/rap
    DaBigA DaBigA 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 4

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    I love the beatles they are amazing!! Fave song is "Yesterday" it sounds so nice. -SG
    StRiKiNgEEk StRiKiNgEEk 18-21, F Apr 5

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    I am currently a 16 year old with barely any fighting experience. Since 6th grade girls always been a nuisance because I'm always so annoying. Well one time Kyla, a friend of my gf...
    weakling7 weakling7 13-15, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Every mistake I make I obsess over and beat myself up over I hate myself even more each time I make another mistake. I cut because I deserve the punishment.
    sammylynn333 sammylynn333 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    I want to beat anorexia so badly. I've lost 10 pounds this week. That's not good. I know it's not. And I know I can't keep that off. I decided to go on the Atkins diet and I'm...
    just1a2girl3 just1a2girl3 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I eat chicken like almost everyday. Ya can't go wrong with bacon either πŸ˜‹
    lexix0 lexix0 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    I mean I have a big tool and it does its job but us men always want an even bigger one. Makes us feel even more manlier haha. I hope any women out there would like to make some...
    Shazam007 Shazam007 36-40, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    So, I have posted some stories on here about my stepfather. But, not one yet about my biological father. My daddy. That's what I've always called him, but is he really a dad. Does...
    imjustemma imjustemma 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 16

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    Feeling pretty my much alone.
    imjon imjon 16-17, M Mar 17

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    really **** with peoples head.
    Alexdrunkunc Alexdrunkunc 18-21 Mar 17

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    I know I shouldn't and I know I'm not perfect but I can't help the way I feel
    Sexygoddess13 Sexygoddess13 18-21, F Mar 22

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    From the moment I watched Across the Universe. From there, I fell inlove with their songs. They made much more of a twist and I loved it! ❀️🎢🎀🎢
    patooooots patooooots 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    Kendo for 12 years and I had constant sessions with my teacher after the classes to learn more about sword fighting
    Thane1 Thane1 18-21, M Mar 24

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    Sean - This kid was like an uberhulk despite being limited to using only a wheelchair. I mean I had heard so many stories of him and his inhuman strength, it was too good to be...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Mar 24

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    I was nine years old I had just came home from school. As I walked up to the front door I heard such loud crying I thought the tv was just on too loud. When I opened the door I...
    IgobyMandy IgobyMandy 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 25

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    I love the song black bird so much that I'm 5th grade I want to sing it for graduation. But our teacher didn't know the song I'm like how do you not know that song.
    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    You say hello and I say goodbye... Hello hello :)
    lilay98 lilay98 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
    333justme 333justme 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    I am making a cake for my frends birthday and omg seriusly like there will be no actual cake cuz i will probly eat all the batter mmm
    amaisey amaisey 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    BROWNIE BATTER!!!πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’™ luv itttttttt!!!!!!
    MyHeadsUnderWater MyHeadsUnderWater 13-15, F Mar 31

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    This album is my most treasured album.I love almost every track. I must have played it more than 200 times. I'm never tired of enjoying it. I recently bought a set of Bose...
    JohnCrighton JohnCrighton 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    I don't need to be diagnosed, but I am depressed and have been for a very long time. Maybe I need psychiatric treatment, maybe I just need an attitude adjustment. Either way, 2014...
    Mynewleafsparkles Mynewleafsparkles 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Fair amount of success too... Getting out and about instead of lying in bed has helped wonders, and with my weight loss comes self confidence and happiness that seem to push the...
    jbar291 jbar291 18-21, M Apr 6

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    My dog gets dizzy following me around all day!
    LonelyLish LonelyLish 26-30, F Apr 6

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    Slowly but surely after 7 years of hell :-)
    CEB32 CEB32 31-35, M Apr 8

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    When I was born I wasn't aloud to live with my parents, both were druggies. I met my mom once but she lives in New Mexico with my half brother. Anyways my dad always lives a block...
    hopecatcher hopecatcher 16-17, F a week ago

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    When I was little the people I called family would abuse me and then tell me it is because of something I did. It was always my fault, and even though I am older now and know that...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 18-21, F a week ago

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    Who doesnt? My favorite song is Blackbird ❀
    FunnyEnglish FunnyEnglish 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    There is nothing in this world that can stop I u set your mind to it ;)
    Eerr77 Eerr77 18-21, M a week ago

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    A little bit ago this couple was arguing outside. I'm getting ready to hop on WoW, and enjoy my evening of raiding but I could hear them fighting. And it was getting louder, so I...
    yomirizer yomirizer 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm tired of this, nothing good comes out of my life, I'm always getting rejected by girls. I'm always in some type of emotional pain. I always have crushes on chicks that I can...
    romero44 romero44 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    Some days I get sucked back, but now, I can't even imagine or think about the pain and sadness I used to feel. It feels so great to be free! :P
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    jan73 jan73 46-50, F 2 days ago

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    The only thing I have to remember those dark years are some journal entries I have, and I can't even bare to read those anymore.
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    This was eighth grade, I was an idiot who was always found ***** like things for attention. I stole the ball to a handball game (this was after several team brawls with their group...
    weakling7 weakling7 13-15, M 2 days ago

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