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    Crossdresser Funnies Q. What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? A. Eat, drink, and be Mary!
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    Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale........ Cheap............no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A...
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    The Irish, God and Whiskey An Irishman was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said...
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    A good sense of humor is HANDS DOWN the sexiest quality in a man! A person who can make me smile is more beautiful than any super model. Watch out, though, I'll give you a riotous...
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    Now that some time has passed ... I can laugh at how horrible my birthday weekend was :-) I can't believe I actually renamed it in my planner to "**** house weekend" hahaha That...
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    Conan O'Brien and Alex Trebek try to out-crazy each other   
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    Believe You Can Do It! - 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his...
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    Watch What You Eat!! An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to...
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    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was...
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    An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was too hard. His only son, Vincent, who...
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    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: "You...
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    Private Property!!! A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see the sign? It says, 'Private property...
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    The elderly caretaker of a peaceful lonely cemetery received a check every month from a woman, an invalid in a hospital in the city. The check was to buy fresh flowers for the...
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    Funny Is Sexy... - I've always fall head over heels for sarcasm, wit and humor. Its crazy. JR was a son of a famous comedian in PR and he was so funny as well. He could imitate...
    GiselaMaria8 GiselaMaria8 26-30, F 4 Responses Jun 21, 2012

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    My First Thanksgiving In New Mexico: - I just learned that the traditional stuffed Thanksgiving bird of New Mexico is not the turkey, but the roadrunner... our state bird! I asked...
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    Having a great sense of humor is by far the most attractive quality than anyone could ever have. I want someone I can have fun and joke around with. I pick a sense of humor over...
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    A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables...
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    Make Me Feel Like A Woman!! - On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by...
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    Of course! Without humor life would extremely plain and boring. I love to laugh.
    kaye23e kaye23e 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 17

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    *1. How BEDROOM smells* > > *After MARRIAGE:* > > > *1st 3 yrs---Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits.. After 3 yrs---Baby powder,Johnson's, Baby creams, Lotions,Baby oils...
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    I laugh ALOT, I hate it when I come across some one who's face is like -_- ...... Come on laugh, smile, giggle ... why so serious lol
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    Arrested for Laughing...!! This is from an actual trial in the UK. A young Woman who was several months Pregnant was sitting in a Bus....... ... When she noticed a young Man...
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    A great sense of humor says so much about a person and how much life and peace someone has, and happiness it all makes a difference I rather personally be around people who are...
    freespiritgal2777 freespiritgal2777 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 1

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    Always - personality is always inportant specially if they are very open minded and accept others with love and not pass judgment.....funny people are always welcome!and non funny...
    Riderz4Christ Riderz4Christ 31-35, M 1 Response May 9, 2012

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    It Is One Of The Main Things That Keeps My Wife And I Close. - I think for any relationship to last, it is important to be able to laugh with one another through the good times and...
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    HOW TO START A FIGHT ! One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift ... ! The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I...
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    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest asked...
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    Without this life would be completely dull and boring. I think we all need to laugh on a regular basis to be happy.
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    But People Don't Get Me - It is really important, it's just that usually people don't understand when i'm being sarcastic... -.- Maybe my comedy is too inteligent for the average...
    AliceDeanMonroe AliceDeanMonroe 31-35, F 5 Responses Jul 3, 2013

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    My SON A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire...
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    THERE ARE 4 KIND OF MEN.. 1. THE EUROPEANS they have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most . 2 THE AMERICANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their...
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    My wife said if this gets 100 hearts we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
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    I believe a sense of humor makes someone 10xs more interesting and its attractive when you're able to laugh along with others:) and honestly it just feels great to laugh
    Score16 Score16 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    There were five houses of religion in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each...
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    Yeah It Is - I could not live without humour, even on a bad day I am able to cry and laugh at the same time. Well not always and some would say I'm the most serious person ever...
    erin1982 erin1982 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 19, 2013

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    A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community...
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    Harmony - A True Story Looking thru my father's old high school yearbook, I came across his Senior page where it indicated that "he wanted to live in Harmony." Knowing my...
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    Me too but i dont have one,,, i eat humans :/
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    I Believe A Good Sense Of Humor Is Important - I think life would be very dull without a good sense of humor.   (As you can see in this picture, Sandy cat has an excellent sense...
    catwhiskers catwhiskers 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 2, 2011

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    STUD ROOSTER A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for...
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    Laughing helps you live longer so having good humor is very important.
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    40 years of marriage.. A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet...
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    BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites...
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    Cat Toys And Pill Bottles - Isn't that a great name for a Blues band ? I'm thinking of gathering some seriously good musicians with a quirky sense of humor to hammer out a whole...
    eklectikceliac eklectikceliac 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 19, 2012

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    A Hundred Dollar Story An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotic, he notices a very lifelike, Life-sized bronze statue of a rat...
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    Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink...
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    I like to joke around, and sarcasm is my thing. Good spirits and a happy face is what I like to see. I think it's why I crushed so much on one of my good friends. He always makes...
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    Two little old ladies, Doris & Jackie, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jackie, leaned over and said...
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    Good One: The merits of keeping one's mouth shut.....tightly Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of...
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    A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave. Joe Smith...
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    $20.00 Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, ' Who would like this $2...
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    A man received message from his neighbour ... :"Sorry sir, I am using your wife...I am using day and night ...I am using when you are not present at home....In fact I am using more...
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