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I Believe Bert and Ernie Are Lovers

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    avenue Q - for those unfamiliar, it's a musical; imagine x-rated sesame street all the characters are based on sesame street characters and the puppet modeled after bert is in...
    chelswildflower chelswildflower 18-21, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    I Always Knew - Haven't you seen the way Bert's eyebrow raises when Ernie enters the room?   And you know Rubber Duckie isn't the only thing to make bathtime lots of fun...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M 10 Responses Jun 22, 2009

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    The Lizard Story - You know sometimes when you join a group and at that moment you can't think of the...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 7 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    ​This kind of love can only inspire.... 
    KatzeB KatzeB 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 1

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    Body Parts - Aw come on, puppets just dont have the equipment....lol
    MISTRESSROXY MISTRESSROXY 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 13, 2009

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    Get Rid of the Single Beds Already... - Why Ernie tolerates Bert's uptight *** is beyond me, though... *grin*
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 16 Responses Feb 28, 2009

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    And There Is Nothing Wrong With That! - I think that they make a lovely couple!
    debmichelle debmichelle 36-40 May 27, 2008

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    I Have Thought This For Years! - I always thought that even when I was a kid....I am also convinced that Bert is the top in that relationship..lol
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F 17 Responses Dec 16, 2008

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    i honestly do believe this
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    And don’t go to bed yet love, I think it’s too early And we just need a little time to ourselves If my wall clock tells me that it's 4 in the morning I'll give it hell Cause I...
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    everyone has something that makes them beautiful.
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    I don't understand that the people with good hearts and good intentions have to hurt the most sometimes. If shes angry- theres a reason. If shes quiet when usually talkative...
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    I HAVE A DREAM !!!!!!!...... * pumps fist in the air dramaticly *
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