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I Believe Bert and Ernie Are Lovers

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    Yup

    And they are totally supporting themselves and promoting their lifestyle using gov't money! I saw Sesame Street once and now all i can think about is what kind of package puppets have in their stitched-on pants.
    marla1979 marla1979 31-35, T 5 Responses Oct 24, 2010

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    "Bert? You're Yelling Again, Bert."

    I think I always knew.I like the pisode of Family Guy when Ernie and Bert are in the bed and Bert is being an angry drunk.   "Bert?You're yelling again, Bert." HA!
    AdenaAngael AdenaAngael 16-17, F Sep 28, 2009

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    DefiantRed DefiantRed 70+ Jun 26, 2010

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    Thats Not Fair!

    just because two guys sleep in the same bed together? that makes them gay? maybe they cant afford two beds!
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jul 4, 2009

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    I Always Knew

    Haven't you seen the way Bert's eyebrow raises when Ernie enters the room?   And you know Rubber Duckie isn't the only thing to make bathtime lots of fun for Ernie.  Some may argue that they aren't gay, well I ask you this.   What Straight male duo do...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M 10 Responses Jun 22, 2009

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    I Have Thought This For Years!

    I always thought that even when I was a kid....I am also convinced that Bert is the top in that relationship..lol
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F 17 Responses Dec 16, 2008

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    avenue Q

    for those unfamiliar, it's a musical; imagine x-rated sesame street all the characters are based on sesame street characters and the puppet modeled after bert is in love with the one based on ernie.... it's adorable :)
    chelswildflower chelswildflower 18-21, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    When The Sesame Strasse Series Was Originally Created, This Idea Was Not In The Visual Or script Idiom ...

    When the Sesame Strasse series was originally created, this idea was not in the Visual or script idiom ... it just evolved over the years and is defacto.
    billstew billstew 36-40, M Aug 26, 2013

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    Body Parts

    Aw come on, puppets just dont have the equipment....lol
    MISTRESSROXY MISTRESSROXY 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 13, 2009

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    The Lizard Story

    You know sometimes when you join a group and at that moment you can't think of the right story for it well this is one of those moments. I joind this group way back but today I got an email that fits right...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 7 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Get Rid of the Single Beds Already...

    Why Ernie tolerates Bert's uptight *** is beyond me, though... *grin*
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 16 Responses Feb 28, 2009

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    And There Is Nothing Wrong With That!

    I think that they make a lovely couple!
    debmichelle debmichelle 36-40 May 27, 2008

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