I Believe In Ninja Cows

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 53 People

    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 21, 2011

    Ninja Cow War!

    I write to you all with the most distressing news, I am devastated and heartbroken that my beloved Ninja Cows have declared war on the sacred sheep.  As I was engaged in my stealth unlawful activities around the neighbour hood, (Mrs Tyler plz get curtains, I was extremely...
    clarkee9sz clarkee9sz
    31-35
    Apr 3, 2012

    "where's The Beef?" - Sure I Do

    And it explains that famous saying "where's the beef?" .... you can't see them because they are ninja cows hence how the question came into being
    DeepForest DeepForest
    46-50
    Oct 30, 2010

    I Have Seen a Ninja Cow

    he told me his name was hank and yet he had utters when "hank" gave me his milk to drink i could see the dragon's shadow in the sun!   he then promptly killed the farmer...  trippy
    atasteforsuffering atasteforsuffering
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jun 5, 2009

    Don't Believe Their Lies

    No one has ever actually seen a ninja cow and lived to tell the tale.  I only know about them because when I was a young boy, my best friend was abducted by ninja cows who then adopted him into their ninja cow clan.  At least I'm pretty sure that's what happened...
    NeonBlueMidnight NeonBlueMidnight
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Oct 24, 2009

    Beef Martial Arts

    Cows hide their skills very well, beware there are a few who defy belief (and nature)
    AtomicWater AtomicWater
    41-45, F
    Jun 11, 2010

    I Step Carefully...having Being Raised By Ninja Cows

    It is one of the very first lessons I learned as a child.   When you aren't careful, life stinks.  I took my time and met a great friend her name was Patty Dung.  She was often teased by our classmates,  but I milked the friendship for all it was worth.  ...
    thegoddessmystique thegoddessmystique
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Oct 25, 2009

    I Do Believe In Ninja Cows!

    As I looked out of my bedroom window, I saw a Ninja Cow parachuting down towards the ground! I was speachless!
    clarkee9sz clarkee9sz
    31-35
    May 24, 2011

    Return Of The Ninja Cows!

    I have waited patiently and have finally been rewarded with another glimpse of my beloved ninja cow! Oh how i love her so! She looked beautiful there in my garden in the moonlight with the folds of her parachute fanned out around her hooves! I feel honered that she has chosen me...
    clarkee9sz clarkee9sz
    31-35
    May 28, 2011

    They Are Out There

    seeing is beleiving,they are out there,if you knew they were there then they wouldnt be very ninja would they!
    clayantony clayantony
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Nov 29, 2009

    Early The Training Begins

     Slowly as they saunter through the foggy fields - I have seen this with my own eyes - they look at each other, with a certain "knowing" that can only be felt from deep within the Ninja Cow order.... few if any really know the full extent of their traditions, but...
    LFHB LFHB
    36-40, F
    Nov 12, 2009

    Lalaninjacakes

    It wasn't so long ago that I was once a ninja cow. I would walk in the shadows late into the night, sometimes early into the morning, adding to my list of cult members and annoying the annoying. I learned my skills at a young age. Being the youngest child was always easy...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    16 Responses Sep 30, 2009
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