I Believe In Ninja Cows

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 53 People

    I Have Seen a Ninja Cow

    he told me his name was hank and yet he had utters when "hank" gave me his milk to drink i could see the dragon's shadow in the sun!   he then promptly killed the farmer...  trippy
    atasteforsuffering atasteforsuffering
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jun 5, 2009

    Ninja Cow War!

    I write to you all with the most distressing news, I am devastated and heartbroken that my beloved Ninja Cows have declared war on the sacred sheep.  As I was engaged in my stealth unlawful activities around the neighbour hood, (Mrs Tyler plz get curtains, I was extremely...
    clarkee9sz clarkee9sz
    Apr 3, 2012

    Early The Training Begins

     Slowly as they saunter through the foggy fields - I have seen this with my own eyes - they look at each other, with a certain "knowing" that can only be felt from deep within the Ninja Cow order.... few if any really know the full extent of their traditions, but...
    36-40, F
    Nov 12, 2009

    Return Of The Ninja Cows!

    I have waited patiently and have finally been rewarded with another glimpse of my beloved ninja cow! Oh how i love her so! She looked beautiful there in my garden in the moonlight with the folds of her parachute fanned out around her hooves! I feel honered that she has chosen me...
    clarkee9sz clarkee9sz
    May 28, 2011


    It wasn't so long ago that I was once a ninja cow. I would walk in the shadows late into the night, sometimes early into the morning, adding to my list of cult members and annoying the annoying. I learned my skills at a young age. Being the youngest child was always easy...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    16 Responses Sep 30, 2009

    "where's The Beef?" - Sure I Do

    And it explains that famous saying "where's the beef?" .... you can't see them because they are ninja cows hence how the question came into being
    DeepForest DeepForest
    Oct 30, 2010

    Beef Martial Arts

    Cows hide their skills very well, beware there are a few who defy belief (and nature)
    AtomicWater AtomicWater
    41-45, F
    Jun 11, 2010

    I Step Carefully...having Being Raised By Ninja Cows

    It is one of the very first lessons I learned as a child.   When you aren't careful, life stinks.  I took my time and met a great friend her name was Patty Dung.  She was often teased by our classmates,  but I milked the friendship for all it was worth.  ...
    thegoddessmystique thegoddessmystique
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Oct 25, 2009

    Don't Believe Their Lies

    No one has ever actually seen a ninja cow and lived to tell the tale.  I only know about them because when I was a young boy, my best friend was abducted by ninja cows who then adopted him into their ninja cow clan.  At least I'm pretty sure that's what happened...
    NeonBlueMidnight NeonBlueMidnight
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Oct 24, 2009

    They Are Out There

    seeing is beleiving,they are out there,if you knew they were there then they wouldnt be very ninja would they!
    clayantony clayantony
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Nov 29, 2009

    I Do Believe In Ninja Cows!

    As I looked out of my bedroom window, I saw a Ninja Cow parachuting down towards the ground! I was speachless!
    clarkee9sz clarkee9sz
    May 24, 2011
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 21, 2011
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