This religion was made in response to.....oh, go look it up in google or wikpidea....
Instead of commandments we have this......
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou *** when...
I saw the FSM with me own eyes... It was midnight out at sea, and i saw somethin' moving out in the sky off port bow.
I lifted me eye patch, and saw what looked like the FSM.
It might have been a wee cloud, but I really think it was him!
today. He gave me a vision that I must share with the world. The belches of the ancient pirates is what actually help caused global warming. I know this contradicts doctrine, but I am willing to suffer persecution for His Imperial Fusilli. RAmen
Hey you! Wake up! The FSM is watching and knows what you're doing. He does not like it. You may be dipped in spaghetti sauce and smacked around a few times with his meaty balls. Beware, you have been warned.