I Believe In the Flying Spaghetti Monster

For people who believe in and follow the teachings of Flying Spaghetti Monster 125 People

    I beheld His Noodly goodness in my pita bread

    today. He gave me a vision that I must share with the world. The belches of the ancient pirates is what actually help caused global warming. I know this contradicts doctrine, but I am willing to suffer persecution for His Imperial Fusilli. RAmen
    bigbangFACTS bigbangFACTS
    41-45, M
    Jun 8, 2014


    Hey you!  Wake up!  The FSM is watching and knows what you're doing.  He does not like it.  You may be dipped in spaghetti sauce and smacked around a few times with his meaty balls.  Beware, you have been warned.
    hahasillyme hahasillyme
    4 Responses Dec 6, 2009

    ARrr Matey

    I saw the FSM with me own eyes... It was midnight out at sea, and i saw somethin' moving out in the sky off port bow. I lifted me eye patch, and saw what looked like the FSM. It might have been a wee cloud, but I really think it was him!   Arrrrr matey.
    coolycool93 coolycool93
    2 Responses Aug 31, 2009

    I Also Look Out For....

    ....that orbiting chocolate teapot
    Kikuchiyo Kikuchiyo
    31-35, M
    Feb 22, 2008
    AnonR AnonR
    70+, T
    Jul 13, 2014


    Pastafarians unite. Trust in the FSM
    bright0young0thing bright0young0thing
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 18, 2007

    Who Else Would I Believe In???

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one True Monster.  Anyone who does not worship and fear the Flying Spaghetti Monster will have to spend eternity being boiled until al dente.
    Tinky Tinky
    3 Responses Dec 7, 2007
    AnomalousLines AnomalousLines
    Aug 2, 2015


    I have nothing better to believe in !
    VYP1980 VYP1980
    31-35, M
    Mar 20, 2013


    I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster because i have faith! haha take that non-believers
    LittlexAlice LittlexAlice
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 12, 2013

    I Have Been Touched By His Noodly Appendage!

    ...And I eat spaghetti (in it's pure form, without sauce) as a form of Holy Communion.  (Eaters of macaroni are the enemy of FSM!)  
    spiderontheweb spiderontheweb
    51-55, F
    Nov 2, 2008

    A Farce of a Religion....but...

    This religion was made in response to.....oh, go look it up in google or wikpidea.... Instead of commandments we have this...... The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" 1.  I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou *** when...
    thatweirdromanguy thatweirdromanguy
    46-50, M
    11 Responses Nov 16, 2007

    He Has Touched Me With His Noodly Appendage.

    And I was forever changed. Never shall I eat linguine again, for the rest of days.
    OfFansAndFlames OfFansAndFlames
    1 Response Feb 15, 2012


    This is simply awesome ! LOL RAmen
    ThinkingOver ThinkingOver
    31-35, M
    Mar 21, 2013
    Faust76 Faust76
    70+, M
    Dec 18, 2015
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