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I Believe In the Hindu Karma Theory and Reincarnation

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    I Am The Reincarnation Of Socrates

    I am the reincarnation of Socrates, the Greek philosopher. Just as he had as favorite disciple someone called Plato my favorite activity is to create planets with Play-doh, particularly Pluto. Just as he was gay and like Socratic sex I am gay and like to get it up the old...
    Sekhmet96 Sekhmet96
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Sep 20, 2012

    I Am The Reincarnation Of A Pig

    Yes, you've heard it, I am the current reincarnation of that lowly animal, a pig. Just like a pig, I rarely wash, and I often stink. I rarely wipe my ***. I grunt when I screw. My foreskin is actually shaped like a screwdriver. I have the heart of a pig. I eat like a pig...
    Sekhmet96 Sekhmet96
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 19, 2012

    I Am The Reincarnation Of Jack The Ripper

    I am the reincarnation of Jack the Ripper. Don't ask me how I know, but I'm sure of it, I have vivid flashes of blood and guts and that terribly ****** smell of London streets at night, a mixture of stale fish, faeces and coal dust. But that doesn't help, because I still don't...
    Sekhmet96 Sekhmet96
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 19, 2012

    I Am The New Reincarnation Of Ganesh, The Elephant God

    Oh Karma, thank you for letting Ganesha be reincarnated in me! When my penis started to grow long and thick, and I discovered I could hide money in my foreskin just the way an elephant can hide some coins in its trunk, I knew I was Ganesha's reincarnation. Women can play with my...
    Sekhmet96 Sekhmet96
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 19, 2012

    I Was Gandhi In My Past Life.

    I was Mohandas K. Gandhi in my past life.  And although I consider myself a Quaker in this lifetime (Christian mysticism), I do believe in the Hindu karma theory and reincarnation.  I have some memories of being Gandhi, but not total recall.  Nonetheless, I know...
    Gandhiji Gandhiji
    36-40
    6 Responses Jan 31, 2009

    I Am The Reincarnation Of Jack Tripper

    I know for a fact I am the reincarnation of Jack Tripper. It happened soon aftedr his death. I am living with these two nubile chicks, a brainless blonde and an idiotic and conniving brunette, but I have hard-ons for Larry, my upstairs buddy. It helps that I have been...
    Sekhmet96 Sekhmet96
    61-65, M
    Sep 19, 2012
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