I Believe Miracle Whip Is Not Mayonaise

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    I Hate Miricle Whip Too!!!!

    I love the taste of B.F 's mayonaise!!!! It's rich and creamy and has eggs in it!!!! I even like the low calorie one too! Mircle whip is too sweet, not rich and creamy iether!!!! My mom won't touch B.F.!!!! I grew up on miricle whip and when I discovered B.F's mayonaise, I was in...
    prsian prsian
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Apr 9, 2009

    It's So Nasty!

    It is wayy too sweet or something.  IDK but its gross.  My mom's bf just looooooves it, so she buys him a new jar every week and only stocks up the regular kind once a month.  I hate being teased when I see the blue cap and it's not hellmann's its MIRACLE...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Mar 17, 2009

    Of Course It's Not...

    I like Mayo and I like Miracle Whip. What I'm eating at the time decides on whether I use Miracle Whip or Mayo. For example, I use mayo on turkey, for bologna I use Miracle Whip. Anyone who says Miracle Whip IS Mayo, flat out has no taste. I mean, mayo, has a thicker richer taste...
    justsumguy justsumguy
    22-25, M
    Jan 30, 2011

    Let Me Open a Can of Miracle Whipass

    You sore pathetic losers.  I feel sorry for your parents.  Some poor bastard is probably lying in his death bed thinking, well, I guess it's over.  Too bad my loser son/or daughter is a slave to mayonaise, while I have always known the sweet pleasure and tasty...
    fiestalones fiestalones
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Mar 31, 2007

    I Do Not Eat Mayo Anymore

    Because of being a vegetarian, I do not eat mayo anymore due to eggs. But I will say with a full heart that Miracle Whip is not Mayonaise. Restaurants should be held accountable, in some way, of pawning off Miracle Whip for mayo. There is nothing worse than taking a big bite...
    bhaktatom bhaktatom
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Dec 20, 2010


    Finally people agree with me miracle whip tastes like crap
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 7, 2008

    It's Edible, But...

    As far as I am concerned, Hellmann's is the only way to go, lol.But honestly, Miracle Whip DOES NOT taste like Mayonaise. It's more like those generic's that they'll label as "Salad Dressing".I'll eat Miracle Whip on/in some things, but frankly, real Mayo (again, Hellmann's...
    EvonyRaine EvonyRaine
    2 Responses Jan 21, 2011

    It's Better

    I never eat mayonnaise. It's gross, I LOVE LOVE miracle whip. It's way better than mayo.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response May 16, 2011

    That's Right, Its Better Than Mayo Too....

    Hi, my name is sasxiv and I am  miracle whip junkie.....
    thatweirdromanguy thatweirdromanguy
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Dec 28, 2007

    And That's Not a Compliment

    I have hated Miracle Whip ever since the first time I tasted it.  I think it is a vile creation, worthy of disdain and shunning.  When I buy something pre-made or eat someone else's salad of any type (egg salad, tuna salad, deviled eggs, chicken salad, whatever) and it...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Dec 28, 2007

    It's So True!

    I actually prefer Miracle Whip.  I do not like the tatse of mayonaise.  Mayo literally makes my stomach flip. But that's just my personal preference.  Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.  Besides, if everyone liked the same things, what a boring place...
    lydialondon lydialondon
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Aug 7, 2008

    Nothing Worse Than Going Fo...

    Nothing worse than going for that nice big helping of potato salad from the potluck, only to find its been made with Miracle Whip.  Now what do you do with it?  Slide it onto the husband's plate?  Did Mrs. Green sitting across from you make it?  Is she waiting...
    MsTury2me MsTury2me
    41-45, F
    1 Response Aug 6, 2009

    Never Tried Miracle Whip

    I never tried it, lol but I think I need to now to judge for myself. I do like dukes mayo though
    freespirit8123 freespirit8123
    1 Response Jan 9, 2013

    It Shouldnt Even Be Eaten!!

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME? of course it isnt mayonaise! it is absolutley disgusting! i hate miracle whip. gross. gag me with a spoon. do not even try to compare it to mayonaise.
    LittleLady LittleLady
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 12, 2008

    I Haven't Had It In A While, To Be Honest...

    But the last time I did was when I was about 11 or so.And I thought it was icky.And not mayonaise-y tasting enough.
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    Jan 30, 2011

    Very Different

    I was in my late teens before I even knew there was such a thing as miracle whip.  I grew up only using mayonaise. I was at a friend's house and they used miracle whip.  Her mother made us something to eat and used miracle whip.  With the first bite I knew...
    Grits4life Grits4life
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Mar 17, 2009


    I know being from the South that most of my friends not from the South assume that I like Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise but that is not the case. I can't stand the taste of Miracle Whip and it freaks me out to have the specks of paprika in my salad dressing. It is a huge...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    8 Responses Jan 18, 2011

    It Just Isn't

    There is no other way to put it! Miracle Whip is sweet. Maybe a little too sweet for my liking! I like Hellmans!
    Aminik Aminik
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 17, 2008

    Its Not Mayonaise

     its miracle whip .....  different taste ....  i personally like real mayo  over  miracle whip  and i really cant believe im sitting here writing about this lol
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Dec 28, 2007

    But Can Be Used As Such.

    I do not like mayo I perfer Miracle whip.  I know it is considered a sandwhich spread or dressing by some.  But I like the zingy taste.
    allofus allofus
    46-50, M
    Oct 19, 2009

    I Agree

    HAH I find this group really funny, because I work for Kraft foods and I too agree its not  mayonaise. I think miracle whip is really really gross, esp when I have to see it made all the time.
    Ravenzin Ravenzin
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 3, 2010
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