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I Believe My Fortune Cookie

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 78 People

    The person who says it cannot be done should

    not interrupt the person who is doing it. –Chinese Proverb
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M Jan 31, 2014

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    Oh Poo.

     I had a fortune cookie today and I had no fortune in it! That can't be good....
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 26, 2009

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    Re: My Fortune Cookie

    Here what my forturne said You will spend many years in comfort and material weath.  
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 28, 2008

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    180 Degree Turn

    Near the end of my tenth grade year I joined the Army and went to boot camp during my 10th grade summer.  I graduated boot camp and returned to school where I was supposed to get my high school diploma and then go on to AIT (communication school).  I ended up getting kicked out...
    CreateTVT CreateTVT 26-30 Sep 7, 2011

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    DefiantRed DefiantRed 70+ Aug 8, 2010

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    Mah Cookies

    I love these things so much! They make tea taste really good.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 4 Responses Jun 1, 2011

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    Fortune Cookies :)

    i love fortune cookies. the element of mystery is just so fun for me. some of them are so ludicrously wrong, some of them are nonsensical, some of them encourage me, but they all make me smile. i like smiling :) one of the fortune cookies that i'll always remember said "...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 6 Responses Jan 2, 2008

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    Today was without a doubt weird.

    Today me and my FWB went out as a way for me to treat him. He'd been stressed and after all the F in FWB means friend so I thought it would be nice . We go three china town, and stop at this little place. We get to talking about what we want in a significant other, me stating...
    isodole isodole 22-25, F Apr 29, 2014

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    My Fortune Says.....

    Your dearest dream is coming true.
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 9, 2010

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    Maybe These Will Come True........

    Fortune cookie #1. You are more likely to give than give in. (This is very fitting at this very moment.) Fortune cookie#2. Good news will come to you from far, far away.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 22, 2010

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    My fortune cookie says,

    "A surprise will titillate you and frighten you but you will accept it." What does that mean?? I believe in all my fortunes & they all come true. Bad or good.
    Latiaaaa Latiaaaa 16-17, F Oct 10, 2014

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    Why so much hate? I only say I believe in God. I didn't say you had to! For me He allows me a place to go to feel calm and safe. I don't shout about that to anyone, it's like a...
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    The Last Post The following is a response I was unable to send because I was blocked. I am posting it any way along with the link to the Story and hopefully EP...
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    I am now pretending to believe in a being called "God" to have friends and not be called possessed by Satan. But I am not a believer at heart. I dislike the idea of God but I can't...
    honestyreality honestyreality 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Even if I love cookies :D Sharing is caring.
    CookieMonstuh CookieMonstuh 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 8

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    Absolutely my beautiful buxom lady, I know you would share your tasty fresh milk...What's a good cookie with some great milk?
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    Unless it's white chocolate macadamia nut cookies...then we'd wrestle for it
    Josh1978 Josh1978 36-40, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I believe that everyone is the way they are, noone should be treated differently because of their sexual orientation or whatever. If you've got a problem with it, that's your...
    RyRyOfAwesomeness RyRyOfAwesomeness 16-17, M 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    Jon and I never had a wedding, but we are bound together by God. We have made vows to each other. Are they sacred eventho they were not made in the church? Of course! I...
    sailnude sailnude 41-45, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    I used to eat brussel sprouts only because I believed they were cabbages grown by fairies.
    uniqueusername91 uniqueusername91 22-25, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    HandyMannyWanny HandyMannyWanny 16-17, M 3 Responses Feb 11

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    All children of God! If you love the lord, then please read, This is truly important, this is about the books taken out of the King James bible, and modern bibles, false doctrines...
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    It Is NEVER Jesus And Mary 2. Does Jesus wish to establish world devotion to Mary? Please know that such was never the desire or will of the Lord at any time as expressed in the...
    churinga churinga 70+, M 3 Responses Feb 15

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    "I'll tell you my sin, so you can sharpen your knives, " A women on her said this, what did I say to her? If God doesnt condemn you, then who will overrule his judgement? God is...
    HandyMannyWanny HandyMannyWanny 16-17, M 2 Responses Feb 17

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    Yes, I do. I believe it happens all too frequently. I believe it happens to those who chose to neglect their relationship. I believe it is selfish. I believe it is a sign of total...
    Robg224 Robg224 41-45, M Feb 22

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    God so loved the world, he gave his only son. While we were sinners. Don't forget that once, you and me never truly gave our lives to God, never truly followed. Some, like me...
    HandyMannyWanny HandyMannyWanny 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 24

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    A few of my friends socially and possibly on EP would be shocked at my revelation saying I don't believe in a god. Well maybe not socially since my views are openly portrayed to my...
    manslip manslip 56-60, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Oh trust me. I want to believe. I pray at night, and I just try to get myself to believe to no avail. I just can't believe. My mind won't let me. There isn't logic, yet at the same...
    RhinosaurusRex RhinosaurusRex 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 14

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    I personally think that marriage counselling is a waste of time and money. If there's a problem in the relationship only the two of you can resolve the issue (if you both want to...
    Roz2014 Roz2014 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 21

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    I am 27 years old. I'm from California, and I believe in God. I didn't always believe in Him. I mean, I was a pretty good kid I guess. I never was TOO bad (like did drugs, had...
    ksmith0315 ksmith0315 26-30 5 Responses Feb 23

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    Yes, I believe in God. But lately, I've been wondering about where I truly stand on the matter of my beliefs. I have said, over the years, that I'm a Christian/Catholic. But now, I...
    CreoleItalianwoman CreoleItalianwoman 31-35, F 36 Responses 5 days ago

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    I think that's what is wrong in our world today every church to me in America puts God in a box. And I'm not going to do that. God is every where! The air we breath the colors we...
    kcauley kcauley 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    I believe things happen for a reason. Life is one big learning lesson, but what you do with it is your choice. Their are many paths to take. Dare I say I have been down many. I've...
    OrchidsNuBlu OrchidsNuBlu 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    Forwarding something interesting: regarding those who believe and those who don't believe in God! Very interesting. It stimulates our lateral thinking. This lovely parable is from...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 6 Responses Feb 12

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    For me... to 'believe', is like saying I choose to accept something as true, whether I have experienced it or not. I do believe in love, and I believe it exists in many forms...
    StarLily71 StarLily71 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 14

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    I'm no longer going to feel bad because I don't have it because I don't believe it exists. I believe in a love for our children. I believe in love, but not true love. I think it's...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 19

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    I just watched an interesting episode of Brain Games recently and it got me thinking. Basically, the show focused on how the mind interrupts paranormal activity. In one of the...
    paclark paclark 31-35 1 Response Feb 22

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    I believe that the Lord, our God is our Savior, and that he sent his one and only son, Jesus Christ to die for our sins on the cross, so that we may live eternally in heaven above...
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