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I Believe My Fortune Cookie

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    My Fortune Says.....

    Your dearest dream is coming true.
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 9, 2010

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    Fortune Cookies :)

    i love fortune cookies. the element of mystery is just so fun for me. some of them are so ludicrously wrong, some of them are nonsensical, some of them encourage me, but they all make me smile. i like smiling :) one of the fortune cookies that i'll always remember said "...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 6 Responses Jan 2, 2008

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    DefiantRed DefiantRed 70+ Aug 8, 2010

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    My fortune cookie says,

    "A surprise will titillate you and frighten you but you will accept it." What does that mean?? I believe in all my fortunes & they all come true. Bad or good.
    Latiaaaa Latiaaaa 16-17, F Oct 10

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    Re: My Fortune Cookie

    Here what my forturne said You will spend many years in comfort and material weath.  
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 28, 2008

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    Oh Poo.

     I had a fortune cookie today and I had no fortune in it! That can't be good....
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 26, 2009

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    180 Degree Turn

    Near the end of my tenth grade year I joined the Army and went to boot camp during my 10th grade summer.  I graduated boot camp and returned to school where I was supposed to get my high school diploma and then go on to AIT (communication school).  I ended up getting kicked out...
    CreateTVT CreateTVT 26-30 Sep 7, 2011

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    Mah Cookies

    I love these things so much! They make tea taste really good.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 4 Responses Jun 1, 2011

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    The person who says it cannot be done should

    not interrupt the person who is doing it. –Chinese Proverb
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M Jan 31

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    Maybe These Will Come True........

    Fortune cookie #1. You are more likely to give than give in. (This is very fitting at this very moment.) Fortune cookie#2. Good news will come to you from far, far away.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 22, 2010

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    Today was without a doubt weird.

    Today me and my FWB went out as a way for me to treat him. He'd been stressed and after all the F in FWB means friend so I thought it would be nice . We go three china town, and stop at this little place. We get to talking about what we want in a significant other, me stating...
    isodole isodole 22-25, F Apr 29

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    Related Experiences

    Sometimes fortune cookie advice is better than letting our minds go where they usually go - going other places in our minds can be a good idea. Fortune cookies give advice that is...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M 3 days ago

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    My boyfriend and I got chinese tonight. I had a fortune cookie that's fortune said "Before you roar, take a deep breath first" My boyfriend has anger management problems, so I...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    the night I found out I was pregnant with my youngest daughter my fortune cookie said you're about to embark on a lifelong journey that brings great happiness!
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    'Don't wait for your ship to come in, Swim out to it'
    PessimisticPenguin PessimisticPenguin 31-35, M a week ago

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    i want to disappear into thin air but i will never be thin i want to eat away and gnaw at the skin of my chinny double chin i wish i could fold up hole up on the shores of...
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    A Great Day Baking!!!I had a great deal of fun baking this year!For Christmas cookies I chose to bake Lemon Thins, Mocha Thins, Peppermint Bites, and Butterscotch Pecan cookies!I...
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F 45 mins ago

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    Gettin' my cookie freak on (butt all I reeeeaaally want is U)!!!!
    pyeito pyeito 31-35, M 4 hrs ago

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    There was this guy in my school, really cool but I personally do not know him. Last night he spent most of his personal time making 130 cookies. Cookies that he chose to give out...
    alxvii alxvii 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 16

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    Dear Santa I do believe in you. I know you are real. I know because you have already answered one of my Christmas wishes. My girlfriend got that job that was so important to her...
    FriendlyBryan FriendlyBryan 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 12

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    I love cookie bars. My mom and gram always make cookie bars around the holidays. Ever since i was little, i have never liked nuts so my mom and gram would make chocolate chip...
    thongluvr582 thongluvr582 31-35, M 4 days ago

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    I love gingerbread. This time of year I'm surrounded by it and it just makes me feel all tingly. I love the spices in it, the heady molasses aroma, the crisp cookies, the sultry...
    jkm52 jkm52 41-45, F Dec 11

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    Santa ate our cookies, santa gave us presents. But wouldn't santa be very fat from all those cookies from all these countries. And isn't against the law to break into people's...
    Ashleygolden Ashleygolden 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 16

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    Jesus is the reason for Christmas! It may not be Jesus exact birthday but it's when we celebrate it as Christians! Thank you Lord Jesus! Jesus is a gift that just keeps giving. Let...
    s123456789s s123456789s 16-17, F 6 hrs ago

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    Yes cookies are awesome cuase they are cookies
    VampireLoveBite VampireLoveBite 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    This time of the year with The Christmas Holidays. I love the smell of freshly baked cookies. But much better eating Chocolate chip,Oatmeal with raisins,Peanut Butter cookies or...
    jon2403 jon2403 56-60, M 1 day ago

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    Yes, true I love cookies! And encourage others to eat them as well haha ...and I'm new here :D Does anyone have any cookies for me? !!
    LeylaKoch LeylaKoch 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    How do you answer a question that has no answer? A question like 'how do you know?' Some people answer with a question, 'how do you know what?' And that's how you know they don't...
    welchbw welchbw 18-21, M 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    While dealing with company’s management, it is necessary to consider employee relations and how they are benefitting the organization. Whether it is a million dollar company or a...
    mary1357 mary1357 22-25, F 11 hrs ago

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    if only life had a delete key, have you ever wished you could start all over? ill assume its a natural, common fantasy. what if you could delete everything, or even just the bad...
    ColetteR ColetteR 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 27

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    Now that it is getting colder I think it is time for homemade cookies and tea...
    SecretUK SecretUK 16-17, F Nov 25

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    Why? Because you deserve a yummy cookie!
    phoenixxs phoenixxs 13-15, F Nov 26

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    Cookie dough is the name of my vagina. No reason why I named it that...
    biancatodd biancatodd 22-25, F 11 Responses Nov 29

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    Cookies have a whole different meaning in my house... 😜
    SammieGrrl69 SammieGrrl69 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 4

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    ~shares cookie~ XD.........
    ALostSiren ALostSiren 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 4

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    A cookie for Memberz, because, well because, he's a good person, and I know he'd do the same for me. :) 
    Aletheia14 Aletheia14 31-35, F Dec 5

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    I so would! I would brake my last cookie in half, but give you the bigger half :)
    xsignorinax xsignorinax 31-35, F 17 Responses Dec 6

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    I live for cookie dough! And whoever says you could get salmonella I seriously think they are just trying to ruin my life.... Haha!
    Pinkaboo168 Pinkaboo168 16-17, F 5 Responses Dec 12

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    'Made sugar cookies to give to children who will be spending Christmas day in the hospital.
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 13

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    I visit a home for the aged every Christmas and give away sugar cookies. This year's flavor is chocolate with lemon royal icing. This part brakes my heart the most. Old folks are...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 5 Responses Dec 13

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    My mom saved me some cookies today, so when I got home from work, I went hard on them. I love chocolate chip the best. It's like sex in my mouth...
    WinterIncandescence WinterIncandescence 16-17, F Dec 13

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    'Just finished decorating the last batch of sugar cookies, to be given to adult patients who will be spending Christmas day in the hospital.
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 14

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    I love cookies and if any girls around feel like baking some for me here I am smiles
    BigRalphie74 BigRalphie74 36-40, M Dec 14

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    I don't believe in feminism, as I don't think it is so much as a religion that is based on things that may or may not be true but the way as humans we were once and still could be...
    livviewalters livviewalters 13-15, F 9 hrs ago

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    I will never settle. I believe that there is someone perfect for each and every single one of us. Everyday, people settle for less than they deserve and it's a shame. I am certain...
    killlian killlian 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    "This I Believe (The Creed)" Hillsong, 2014 Our Father everlasting The all creating One God Almighty Through Your Holy Spirit Conceiving Christ the Son Jesus our Savior...
    sunnycaramelo sunnycaramelo 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 14

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    I still believe in fairy tales I still believe in picking flowers I still believe in getting lost in someone’s eyes And talking for hours I still believe in shooting stars I...
    SweetEmotions SweetEmotions 36-40, F 4 Responses Nov 26