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I Believe My Fortune Cookie

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 90 People

    "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest

    your pathethic soul for all eternity"
    glasschildd glasschildd 22-25, F 4 Responses Jun 9

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    one time I got a fortune cookie

    that said "someone will give you something".....what? a headache? money? a hard time?? argh!!!
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F Jul 17

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    180 Degree Turn

    Near the end of my tenth grade year I joined the Army and went to boot camp during my 10th grade summer.  I graduated boot camp and returned to school where I was supposed to get my high school diploma and then go on to AIT (communication school).  I ended up getting kicked out...
    CreateTVT CreateTVT 26-30 Sep 7, 2011

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    Re: My Fortune Cookie

    Here what my forturne said You will spend many years in comfort and material weath.  
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 28, 2008

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    DefiantRed DefiantRed 66-70 Aug 8, 2010

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    My Fortune Says.....

    Your dearest dream is coming true.
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 9, 2010

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    Today was without a doubt weird.

    Today me and my FWB went out as a way for me to treat him. He'd been stressed and after all the F in FWB means friend so I thought it would be nice . We go three china town, and stop at this little place. We get to talking about what we want in a significant other, me stating...
    isodole isodole 22-25, F Apr 29, 2014

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    Fortune Cookies :)

    i love fortune cookies. the element of mystery is just so fun for me. some of them are so ludicrously wrong, some of them are nonsensical, some of them encourage me, but they all make me smile. i like smiling :) one of the fortune cookies that i'll always remember said "...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 6 Responses Jan 2, 2008

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    Mah Cookies

    I love these things so much! They make tea taste really good.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 1, 2011

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    The person who says it cannot be done should

    not interrupt the person who is doing it. –Chinese Proverb
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M Jan 31, 2014

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    Maybe These Will Come True........

    Fortune cookie #1. You are more likely to give than give in. (This is very fitting at this very moment.) Fortune cookie#2. Good news will come to you from far, far away.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 22, 2010

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    My fortune cookie says,

    "A surprise will titillate you and frighten you but you will accept it." What does that mean?? I believe in all my fortunes & they all come true. Bad or good.
    Latiaaaa Latiaaaa 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 10, 2014

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    Oh Poo.

     I had a fortune cookie today and I had no fortune in it! That can't be good....
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 26, 2009

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    .... even if it's the most awesome, amazing, one-of-a-kind cookie, I'd split it with you because I'm just an awesome, amazing, one-of-a-kind girl :DAs they say... sharing is caring...
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