I Believe Sam Is A Well Behaved Polar Bear

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    Sam

    He is being well taken care of.
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred
    56-60, M
    Aug 23, 2013

    Before He WakesThings around here have been

    pretty quiet since Sam has been hibernating.. Except for the snores, and now and then a noticeable odor coming from below, you would almost never imagine I have a Polar bear living under my house. Surprisingly, there is also a Doe that has taken up residence under there... She...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    1 Response Feb 8, 2014

    I Admire Sam

    Everyone needs a role model and mine is Sam (aka Howie) He wakes up every morning and has a leg of lamb He sleeps much of the afternoon and sharpens his claws on a raccoon He loves to crawl into my friend's lap and take a long, early evening nap To a special little boy He...
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred
    56-60, M
    Sep 6, 2013

    "Things about Sam"

    Thought i would introduce Sam... for the curious and/or bored. 1. He was given to me by a friend. 2. i have no idea why his name is sam. 3. my son secretly changed his name to "Howie" but i'm not telling my friend. 4. it takes a whole bottle of bleach for me to keep him sparkely...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Aug 24, 2013

    Trip To The Vet.

    wow. what a day... you would think a bear as big as Howie (sam). wouldn't be such a big baby about needles. i mean.... he worked at the circus for crying out loud. and despite his mauling a ....few-ish of them, they were never mean to him. he really liked the vet... licked his...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Aug 29, 2013

    Fiddlefat

    "Hey will you take care of this guy for me? He doesn't like Purina products ok buy thanks see ya later"..... that's all the note said when i first came across Fiddlefat... when i contacted his owner to find out for how long this taking care of would be...they replied "Well now...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Sep 8, 2013

    How To Manual On Trimming A Polar Bear's Nails

    1. This is easiest if you have a polar bear available. 2. Air conditioning should be turned on high cold.... 3. Use a very sharp pair of scissors 4. Gently but firmly hold the paw.. (may be wise to have the other three firmly secured) 5. Feed the bear a cat (keeps him...
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred
    56-60, M
    1 Response Sep 6, 2013

    In the Springtime, a young man's fancy turns to

    thoughts of love.... A bears perspective. I always think of the first day of spring as the new year. I suppose, with the advent of Waking from Hibernation, and everything becoming green again, that it can hardly be helped... even my step has a little more spring in it. I...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 20, 2014

    A Page From Sam's Life

    Sam, is a well behaved polar bear that lives at my friends house. One day she brought home a female polar bear named Samantha. " Who is this bear?" Sam would have questioned if Polar Bears could question. "Sam" said my friend who can read Polar Bear minds quite well. "Yes?" Sam...
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred
    56-60, M
    1 Response Oct 20, 2013

    Bear Naps -- By Sam (Aka Howie)

    *in deep "bear" voice* being a bear has alot of perks. you eat first. sleep where you want. never have to do....well pretty much anything you don't want to... except for shots... that's a real kick in the behind...... i can't talk about that too much or i ....*sniffs* anyway one...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Aug 30, 2013

    Wow..

    Oh my gosh.. Sam is beautiful. I have always admired his polar bearness.. but he is powerful and well.. beautiful.
    Trackcoachred Trackcoachred
    56-60, M
    Aug 23, 2013
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