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I Believe That Fred Phelps Is A Master Troll

Showin' the noobs how it's done. All hail Fred.

    I've had a few slaves up until now, but none have met my standards. I like to take control of my slave, give her daily tasks to complete, tell her what to do, punish her when she...
    ancient1978 ancient1978 31-35, M Jul 18

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    I might actually start deleting all Atheist trolls' comments on my posts. (I encourage fellow Christians to do the same.) All that effort put into an insulting post.. all for...
    brittanys13 brittanys13 22-25, F 29 Responses 1 day ago

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    There are a lot of people on here that have problems, me included. And I do believe that regardless of the number, those pains can be healed and helped with god. It's amazing how...
    flowerchloe48 flowerchloe48 13-15, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Why do trolls post & then block you when you comment on their trolling? Lame!
    cwred523 cwred523 31-35, F 7 Responses Jul 6

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    Troll troll troll your boat, gently down the stream. You're gonna have to try a lot harder dear. Suicide is not a joke btw
    WintersSoldier WintersSoldier 18-21, F Jul 12

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    You have to learn to laugh. I don't consider myself to be a troll but I joke around sometimes with the users here. Most of the time people cannot tell if I am joking or being...
    Jackson2222 Jackson2222 26-30, M Jul 12

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    Jokes I troll the troll it self mayn
    baconassassin baconassassin 18-21, M Jul 17

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    Asked a casual question today of 'What is the most intoxicating smell to you?' The response of 'rape in the morning' was just something I was NOT expecting in any form. Why EVER...
    joydream joydream 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 20

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    This One Crazy Person - There was this one crazy person online who used to harrass me and he believed in the illuminati and that the world was going to end in December 2012, I...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 2

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    FGTech Galletto 2-Master is a NEW SYSTEM PROGRAMMING tool for DIAGNOSIS Car, Truck, Motorbike, Marine. FGTech Galletto 2 Master OBD programmer developed with high-speed USB2...
    autodiagnosticobd autodiagnosticobd 22-25, F Jun 30

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    Freddie Mercury... best vocals of all time. i really love and admire you. yea you aren't a rock star, you are a legend my dear !!
    fmercury fmercury 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 3

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    I'm not a troll. I just like to make people smile. There's a big difference.
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    User 1337anonymous1337 is a troll. Just a heads up.
    TheAnonymousINFP TheAnonymousINFP 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Do you know why trolls have that ugly color?It's because they're green with envy....they feed on it thus  making hate run through their veins. Once in a while you'll run...
    LittleMinxx LittleMinxx 41-45, F a week ago

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    Experiences/Groups are for people who have related experiences to join. They are not intended for trolls to join so they can search for people to prey upon. This site is stupid.
    annagrl13 annagrl13 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Troll motto: You find it offensive; I find it funny ... That's why I'm happier than you.
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    We have a troll on this page and goes by the name Bitlord, how about we all block and report him for spamming. If you disagree with him he reports you and flags as spam, so you can...
    warden1262 warden1262 51-55, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    The Space Between Actions - I can be impatient. With the electronic world as it is, knowledge is at my fingertips. Sometimes do wonder why a circumstance is taking far too long...
    LysanderFremont LysanderFremont 26-30, M Jun 29

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    It’s all in the Bible; it’s just a matter of interpretation depending on your understanding of the technology of the day. 26 And God said, Let us make man in our image...
    Tapsalot Tapsalot 46-50, M 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    The delusion of free will is what makes the brightest stars fall from the heavens. It is what makes the world what it is. Free will is believing that one can create, it is wanting...
    PurpleGlassPalace PurpleGlassPalace 26-30 1 Response Jun 29

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    KTAG Master ECU Chip Tuning is auto diagnostic obd centre universal ecu programmer. K-TAG master is 100% J-Tag compatible. K Tag ecu programming for J-tag update via email.KTAG...
    autodiagnosticobd autodiagnosticobd 22-25, F Jun 30

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    Is it to hard to ask ? I just want to master willing females that want to be pleased by me .I want to please them and they please them . Do not be picky with me , you are my slave...
    deathstarkiller83 deathstarkiller83 26-30, M 3 Responses Jul 3

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    After many days not knowing, I now know that I belong to my Master. I can't wait to Learn from him. I'm just afraid not to be good enough to please my Master.
    Kirsebaera Kirsebaera 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    "No man is free who is not master of himself."
    Arcadeus Arcadeus 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 3

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    Hello Readers, I have been on a Journey, one that requires me to walk with someone for a little while for some guidance. I am non- religious and believe in the Universe, its...
    Indigolady Indigolady 26-30 Jul 14

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    Speed shortens distances and makes circles smaller. Stop signs get dangerously big and the brakes take longer to use. The horizon stretches to Nowhere and to Maybe. A tiny black...
    MyLady9 MyLady9 46-50, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    I make my own choices and decisions. I am the master of my destiny. If I decide to eat pizza it's not because a certain chain of events led me to that decision. That just what I...
    nocturnalhound nocturnalhound 31-35, M Jul 17

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    The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. When you stop chasing the...
    mariacutte mariacutte 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    With the blessings of my Lord, I am not at all flawed in my creation, not at insufficient to have someone rule over me (Who is also considered flawed in his creation), or to have...
    sunshines333 sunshines333 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I've Master's degree in Computer Science. <3
    lindahe lindahe 26-30, F 6 Responses Jun 30

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    Poor Customer Service: What is it about customer service reps? Are they really that lazy or just flat out stupid? I used to get aggravated, but now I just let them be and am...
    AvalonWeiss AvalonWeiss 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 2

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    I will do everything my master ask me to . message me please .
    tequierojd tequierojd 31-35, M Jul 5

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    id love being dominated iver i terbet, have acces to toys puctures. my limits are high need a MISTRESS not a master
    gram0 gram0 18-21, M Jul 6

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    I am looking for submissive females that are willing to obey their master by doing what they are told to do . I want them to please me and I will please them
    bladrunner82 bladrunner82 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    I really want one. I can do pics. I am a 14 M. I want a male master tho.
    tightywhitiewedgies372 tightywhitiewedgies372 13-15, M 5 Responses Jul 10

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    I am very unhappy. I have a Masters from a very good university, some work experience too. But no job. I took a risk and moved to the other side of the world for a promise of an...
    Tourmaline13 Tourmaline13 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    MASTER here. Submit to me...NOW.
    FuggemAwlle FuggemAwlle 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Master or slave slave must be boy age 10-12
    wedgiemasterofyou wedgiemasterofyou 70+, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    hey dear, would u like to be a my master???????? i m male............if u want u can do anything wid me..........u can sex wid me.......i would be like to be ur doggie for life...
    maleslaveformalemaster maleslaveformalemaster 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    I need a master but I can't show pictures and u have to let me not to be ur slave if I don't want too. But I promise I will do anything you tell me !
    maddie711 maddie711 13-15, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm fairly certain it's well documented that one of the best ways to keep your brain fully functional is to force yourself to learn new things; particularly challenging mental...
    SurfDreams SurfDreams 56-60, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I love to **********. Love to give myself an ******
    rhonda247 rhonda247 41-45, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I believe in the cosmos: “all that is, all that was, and all that ever will be”. I believe that everyone and everything in it are interconnected and this informs the way in...
    bethturner bethturner 26-30, F 5 Responses Jul 7

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    I believe in... that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. I believe… that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who...
    PepperX PepperX 22-25, F Jul 10

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    “I remember the Chronicles of Angevil, that the Zombies will find the Ice Wall while the Fighters divide and defend and expel. I realized that the ice wall was and what the...
    1a2l3j 1a2l3j 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    I believe in God I believe in love I believe we get what we give I believe we get what we don't deserve (for good or bad) I believe in humanity I believe humanity needs to believe...
    lukem1005 lukem1005 26-30, M 3 Responses Jun 30

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