If you drop acid while watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, you will find the answer to who and/or what created the Universe.
Kurt Cobain was the James Morrison of the 90s.
Michael Jackson is actually dead, and the MJ we now know is an undercover alien.
If you pop a midget with a stick while he's wearing green, he will have to take you to a secret meadow outside of New Jersey and dig up a pot of gold out of the ground for you.
If the first thing to go through your mind is ******* in the morning, your day will be s***y...