If you pop a midget with a stick while he's wearing green, he will have to take you to a secret meadow outside of New Jersey and dig up a pot of gold out of the ground for you.
If the first thing to go through your mind is ******* in the morning, your day will be s***y...
If you drop acid while watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, you will find the answer to who and/or what created the Universe.
Kurt Cobain was the James Morrison of the 90s.
Michael Jackson is actually dead, and the MJ we now know is an undercover alien.