I Believe There Is Nothing Duct Tape Cant Fix

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 201 People

    Its Like The Force

    it has a Light side and a Dark side and it binds the universe together.....
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 30, 2012

    It obviously doesn't fix a leaking water hose

    :/. I saw that once and I'm like WHAT THE ****!! I just fixed you yesterday and this is how you repay me you ungrateful water hose! I simply left it as it was and not bothered with it.
    odessa94 odessa94
    22-25, T
    Sep 29, 2015

    The Most Amazing Thing Ever...

    My favorite motto if you can't duct it then you should f@@@ it.... that is so true duct tape has helped me fix everything from a broken heel to my apartment sink....I love all the new colors and designs...I make belts and wallets and purses and more...duct taped art on my wall...
    sparklesforyou sparklesforyou
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 28, 2012

    Keeping My Leg On

    In emergencies I've used duct tape to keep my leg on. Did I forget to mention I have a fake leg?
    krool1969 krool1969
    46-50, M
    May 16, 2012
    weirdcharlie weirdcharlie
    18-21, T
    2 Responses Sep 28, 2015

    For Bondage

    theres no getting out of this one unless you can use aknife with your teeth thoughtful eh?
    christinemelody christinemelody
    56-60, T
    Jun 2, 2013

    I highly recommend duct tape to open wounds

    that require stitches, I had a small stab wound on my right arm which I healed quite nicely o it never happened, I also cut myself with a hunting knife 10cm laceration, healed that **** with duct tape and heaps of detail which stung like hell. If I had stitches the scars would...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 7, 2015

    Hold It Together

    This stuff really is a life saver, if you have ever sailed or been around boats this is a must have provision "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
    adarkhunter adarkhunter
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Mar 29, 2012

    Thanks For Being My Duct Tape Love:)

    You firmly take my hand, and I follow nearRight by my side you stand, calming my fearsYour love flows from you to my heart like a veinYou take me in close and dance me through the painI whisper to you gently, with loving admirationThat I shall be the same for you given any...
    StarliteRose StarliteRose
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 8, 2011

    Omg O.o

    i was on an airplane once. it was delayed for about a half hour and as we sat there we watched two technicians go out to the wing and do something that made me laugh like crazy. they took off a piece of the wing .. and replaced the entire thing with duct tape....HOLY CRAP and it...
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    5 Responses Jan 9, 2011

    Duct tape and my Swiss army knife.

    I can fix almost anything. For everything else a lil WD40
    Highfive13 Highfive13
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 14
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