I Believe There Is Nothing Duct Tape Cant Fix

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    weirdcharlie weirdcharlie
    18-21, T
    2 Responses Sep 28, 2015

    Hold It Together

    This stuff really is a life saver, if you have ever sailed or been around boats this is a must have provision "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
    adarkhunter adarkhunter
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Mar 29, 2012

    Thanks For Being My Duct Tape Love:)

    You firmly take my hand, and I follow nearRight by my side you stand, calming my fearsYour love flows from you to my heart like a veinYou take me in close and dance me through the painI whisper to you gently, with loving admirationThat I shall be the same for you given any...
    StarliteRose StarliteRose
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 8, 2011

    It obviously doesn't fix a leaking water hose

    :/. I saw that once and I'm like WHAT THE ****!! I just fixed you yesterday and this is how you repay me you ungrateful water hose! I simply left it as it was and not bothered with it.
    deleted deleted
    Sep 29, 2015

    The Most Amazing Thing Ever...

    My favorite motto if you can't duct it then you should f@@@ it.... that is so true duct tape has helped me fix everything from a broken heel to my apartment sink....I love all the new colors and designs...I make belts and wallets and purses and more...duct taped art on my wall...
    sparklesforyou sparklesforyou
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 28, 2012

    Its Like The Force

    it has a Light side and a Dark side and it binds the universe together.....
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 30, 2012

    Omg O.o

    i was on an airplane once. it was delayed for about a half hour and as we sat there we watched two technicians go out to the wing and do something that made me laugh like crazy. they took off a piece of the wing .. and replaced the entire thing with duct tape....HOLY CRAP and it...
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    5 Responses Jan 9, 2011

    For Bondage

    theres no getting out of this one unless you can use aknife with your teeth thoughtful eh?
    christinemelody christinemelody
    56-60, T
    Jun 2, 2013

    Duct tape and my Swiss army knife.

    I can fix almost anything. For everything else a lil WD40
    Highfive13 Highfive13
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 14, 2016

    Keeping My Leg On

    In emergencies I've used duct tape to keep my leg on. Did I forget to mention I have a fake leg?
    krool1969 krool1969
    46-50, M
    May 16, 2012

    I highly recommend duct tape to open wounds

    that require stitches, I had a small stab wound on my right arm which I healed quite nicely o it never happened, I also cut myself with a hunting knife 10cm laceration, healed that **** with duct tape and heaps of detail which stung like hell. If I had stitches the scars would...
    deleted deleted
    Mar 7, 2015
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